1000 Jokes #69

(Winter 1954)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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Can't afford to stay at home and lose a day's pay, B. J.

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humor

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Personally, I think Mildred's taking advantage of our friendship!

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humor; domestic

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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)

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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)

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Gus Lundberg (signed as Lundberg)

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Well, are you coming along or aren't you?

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humor; domestic

[Sidewalk with Awning] (Table of Contents: 4)

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Joseph Farris (signed as J G Farris)

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Joseph Farris (signed as J G Farris)

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Joseph Farris (signed as J G Farris)

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humor; domestic

Synopsis

A man put up an awning over his sidewalk so he wouldn't have to shovel snow.

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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That old black magic's got me in - whoops!

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humor

Keywords

voodoo

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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We're off to church... we'll pray for you!

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

As a family head to church they offer to pray for the father, who is still in bed.

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Darn anybody who leaves chewing gum right where people walk!

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humor

Synopsis

A man in the desert manages to step on a piece of chewing gum.

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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You want to hear the loud, snapping noises - or just want...

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humor

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Herb Green (signed as Herb Green)

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Herb Green (signed as Herb Green)

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Herb Green (signed as Herb Green)

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By gosh, Tom, you certainly haven't changed much since college.

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humor

Snappy Snapshots (Table of Contents: 10)

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Dean Martin; Jerry Lewis

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? (photographs)

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? (photographs)

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humor

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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I think we'd better come back some other time.

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humor; domestic

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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Don't be silly.

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humor; domestic

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)

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Good morning, lady...

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humor; domestic

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Mum's the Word / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

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Ralston Jones (signed); Phil Interlandi (signed as Interlandi); Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher); Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Ralston Jones (signed); Phil Interlandi (signed as Interlandi); Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher); Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Ralston Jones (signed); Phil Interlandi (signed as Interlandi); Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); John Gallagher (signed as Gallagher); Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

6 silent cartoons.

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Is it true that you never pay attention to your wife at breakfast?

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humor

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)

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If I thought for one minute you meant that!

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humor

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas)

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I don't think your mother trusts me.

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humor

Little Phoney (Table of Contents: 18)

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Stan Fine (credited) (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (credited) (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (credited) (signed as Stan Fine)

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humor; children

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk)

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Born in Texas I was.

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humor

Beware of Jimmied Valentines (Table of Contents: 20)

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Jack Mendelsohn (signed as Mendelsohn)

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Jack Mendelsohn (signed as Mendelsohn)

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Jack Mendelsohn (signed as Mendelsohn)

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humor

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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I don't care if he is the most famous mural artist in the world...

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humor

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Movie again? Good heavens...

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humor; domestic

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Joseph Farris (signed as J G Farris)

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Joseph Farris (signed as J G Farris)

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Joseph Farris (signed as J G Farris)

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Well, Ridgeway, never thought a practical joker like you would ever get...

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humor

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Corka (signed as Corka)

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Corka (signed as Corka)

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Corka (signed as Corka)

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Darling! Why didn't you tell me?

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humor

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All Play and No Work / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Ralston Jones (signed); Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Ralston Jones (signed); Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles); Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Ralston Jones (signed); Bill Harrison (signed as BILL HARRISON)

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I'll explain that play.

Genre

humor; sports

Indexer Notes

6 cartoons.

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Keep trying, dear - the nursery man said that this was...

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humor

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)

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Junior's just been dying to come see you, but these darned...

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humor; domestic

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Eric Ericson (signed as Eric Ericson)

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Eric Ericson (signed as Eric Ericson)

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Your only market would be upper-bracket crazy people.

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humor

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Parade been down this street yet?

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humor

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It's a Dog's Life / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown); Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker); Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive]); Steve DuQuette (signed); Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown); Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker); Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive]); Steve DuQuette (signed); Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown); Mort Walker (signed as Mort Walker); Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive]); Steve DuQuette (signed); Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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You jangled his leash when you hung up your hat.

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humor

Indexer Notes

5 cartoons.

[Mirage Woman at Hot Dog Stand] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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humor

Synopsis

A man crawling through the desert sees a hot dog stand and a beautiful woman. Only the woman is a mirage.

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Well, sergeant, I guess this must be a real thrill for you to...

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humor

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? [as Cem] (signed)

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? [as Cem] (signed)

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I don't know which he prefers.

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humor

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Stanley Stamaty (signed as STAMATY)

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Stanley Stamaty (signed as STAMATY)

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Stanley Stamaty (signed as STAMATY)

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Sorry, Mr. Hawkins - in my last three marriages I made enough to retire.

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humor

[Stiff Skirt on Witness Stand] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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humor

Synopsis

When a woman sits in the witness box her skirt stands up stiffly.

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Wow! I hope she swims out too far!

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humor

Synopsis

A lifeguard hopes a woman will need his help.

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? [as G.] (signed)

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? [as G.] (signed)

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I must not commit adultery

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humor

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? [as J. Anderson] (signed)

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I distinctly smell coffee!

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humor

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? [as C. Joslin] (signed)

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I don't believe they're really going to run a railroad through here.

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humor

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Package for you... sign here.

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humor

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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You should have thought of that before you married me.

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humor; domestic

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Hold that tiger!

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humor

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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That's about all a dollar is worth these days.

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humor

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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I hope you don't mind, but everybody kept wanting to know...

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humor

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk)

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Don't just sit there! Object!

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humor

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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Smell that smoke?

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humor

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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You know... I kinda admire his preserverance!

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humor

[Taxi Driver Creates Bus Stop] (Table of Contents: 48)

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Frank Ridgeway (signed as Frank Ridgeway)

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Frank Ridgeway (signed as Frank Ridgeway)

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Frank Ridgeway (signed as Frank Ridgeway)

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humor

Synopsis

A taxi driver creates a fake bus stop so that irritated would-be passengers will ride with him instead.

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Dick Ericson (signed as Dick Ericson)

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Dick Ericson (signed as Dick Ericson)

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Dick Ericson (signed as Dick Ericson)

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We'd like children of our own, but it takes all I make to...

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humor; domestic

[Statement of Ownership] (Table of Contents: 50)

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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One thing more... keep the heat down tomorrow morning.

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humor

Synopsis

A priest asks his handyman to keep the furnace down so that his congregation won't fall asleep.

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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You're sweet to wait.

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humor

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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You're not dragging me into a fight because then I'll...

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humor

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Sometimes he even gets them to apologize.

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humor

Bed-lam in the Boudoir (Table of Contents: 55) (Expand) /

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