1000 Jokes #70

(Spring 1954)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Look, Al, spring is here!

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humor

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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I'm terribly sorry, Miss; I seem to have entered the wrong apartment.

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humor

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Reamer Keller (signed as Reamer Keller)

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Stop crying! It's not food - it's just medicine!

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humor; domestic

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Oh, I know it's a sound bank but somehow I can't trust...

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humor

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? [as C.] (signed)

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We want one we can outwit.

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humor

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Miss Feeney and I are going to be married, boss.

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humor

The Lover (Table of Contents: 7)

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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humor

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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Let's wait until the fog lifts a little more, Jack.

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humor

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Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)

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Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)

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Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)

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Did you have another easy day at the office, dear?

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humor; domestic

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Stan Hunt (signed as Stan Hunt)

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Stan Hunt (signed as Stan Hunt)

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Stan Hunt (signed as Stan Hunt)

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Well, which is more important - your food or my beer?

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humor

This Is My Life (Table of Contents: 11)

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Bob Hope (credited)

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? (photographs)

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? (photographs)

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humor

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Stan Hunt (signed as Stan Hunt); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli); Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

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Stan Hunt (signed as Stan Hunt); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli); Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

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Stan Hunt (signed as Stan Hunt); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli); Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown); John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey); Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

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humor

Indexer Notes

5 silent cartoons.

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Clyde Lamb (signed as Lamb)

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Good heavens, Joe... we've got our orders mixed up!

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humor

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Larry Harris (signed as Larry Harris)

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Larry Harris (signed as Larry Harris)

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Larry Harris (signed as Larry Harris)

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Sh-h... quiet now!

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humor

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter)

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I'd better hang up now, I think someone wants to...

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humor

[Goodbye Exkimo Kiss] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Clyde Lamb ?

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Clyde Lamb ?

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An Inuit man gives his wife an Eskimo kiss before leaving the igloo.

Week Daze (Table of Contents: 17)

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Jack Mendelsohn (credited, signed)

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Jack Mendelsohn (credited, signed)

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Jack Mendelsohn (credited, signed)

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Jack Mendelsohn (credited, signed)

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humor

[Boyfriend Disappears] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Peter Estin (signed)

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Peter Estin (signed)

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Peter Estin (signed)

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humor

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When a romantic woman turns off the lights her boyfriend disappears.

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE)

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I imagine you're paid by the hour?

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humor; domestic

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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I had a wife, two kids, a car, a beautiful home, a good job...

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humor

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Don Tobin (signed as Don Tobin); John Norment (signed as normEnt); Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Don Tobin (signed as Don Tobin); John Norment (signed as normEnt); Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Harry Mace (signed as HARRY MACE); Don Tobin (signed as Don Tobin); John Norment (signed as normEnt); Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown); Dick Cavalli (signed as Cavalli)

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Careful, he might charge!

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humor

Indexer Notes

5 cartoons.

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Happy anniversary, Osgood!

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humor

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Walt Wetterberg (signed as Walt Wetterberg)

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Walt Wetterberg (signed as Walt Wetterberg)

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I happened to notice your name and telephone number...

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humor

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Looks like Eric had to pay it.

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humor

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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No, I'm not listening.

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humor; domestic

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Walt Wetterberg (signed as Walt Wetterberg)

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Walt Wetterberg (signed as Walt Wetterberg)

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I was driving along about thirty miles an hour when suddenly...

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humor

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Bill Ruble (signed)

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Bill Ruble (signed)

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Bill Ruble (signed)

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I'm sorry, dear - I didn't know it was a water pistol.

Genre

humor

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Desk Jockeys / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk); Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla); Mort Temes (signed as Temes); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas); Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk); Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla); Mort Temes (signed as Temes); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas); Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk); Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla); Mort Temes (signed as Temes); Bob Schroeter (signed as Bob Schroeter); George Reckas (signed as Geo. Reckas); Jack Markow (signed as JACK MARKOW)

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You can't fire me.

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

6 cartoons.

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Syd Hoff (signed as hoff)

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Syd Hoff (signed as hoff)

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I'd hate to have wasted all this time.

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humor

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My check-book balanced to the penny.

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humor

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Irwin Caplan (signed as Irwin Caplan [cursive])

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Really? You mean you'd like to see the pictures of the kids...

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humor

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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Fred, stop showing off!

Genre

humor; domestic

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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When I accepted his invitation to have his wife drive us...

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humor; domestic

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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Michael Berry (signed as MICHAEL BERRY)

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You certainly get a different crowd on these tourist fare planes.

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humor

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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That looks like a lucky number - I'll look it up on my...

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humor

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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John Norment (signed as normEnt)

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Here's Thor back from his walk, Miss Nelson...

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humor; domestic

[Purse Snatcher Runs Through Department Store] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Bill Ruble (signed)

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Bill Ruble (signed)

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Bill Ruble (signed)

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A purse snatcher runs into a department store during a bargain sale while it's crowded with women; he emerges carrying even more purses.

[The New Secretary] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

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humor

Synopsis

An executive fires his old secretary so that he can hire a young, beautiful woman. Unfortunately she doesn't work very hard, resulting in him working late hours.

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? [as faulk] (signed)

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Oh, Horace! When I dance with you, I seem to feel...

Genre

humor

[Open Elevator] (Table of Contents: 40)

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?

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?

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A woman enters an elevator but there's no car in the shaft.

[Determined Learner] (Table of Contents: 41)

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? [as J. Thornton] (signed)

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? [as J. Thornton] (signed)

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humor

Synopsis

A college student focuses on the book he's studying, but is then too tired to remain awake in class.

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Stan Hunt (signed as Stan Hunt)

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Stan Hunt (signed as Stan Hunt)

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But couldn't you just tell us how to get there?

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humor

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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Ray Helle (signed as Ray Helle)

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I thought if I played 'Three O'Clock in the Morning,' they'd...

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humor

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Stan Fine (signed as Stan Fine)

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Just one light tap on the shoulder will be sufficient to...

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humor; children

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Mike Hertz (signed)

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Mike Hertz (signed)

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I know it's not much of a house but we can fix it up...

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humor

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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I can only stay another half hour - I'm supposed to be...

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humor

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Toussaint A (signed)

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Toussaint A (signed)

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Don't be afraid.

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humor

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk)

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That was beautiful, Teddy.

Genre

humor

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Now you go back to bed, dear... you've worked hard today!

Genre

humor; domestic

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Herb Green (signed as Herb Green)

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Herb Green (signed as Herb Green)

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Herb Green (signed as Herb Green)

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It's not often that we of the third precinct get a report...

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humor

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Jerry Marcus (signed as Jerry Marcus)

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Wonderful, Duquette! Wonderful!

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humor

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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My brother, who is a professional artist, could do that good.

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humor

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Steve DuQuette (signed)

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Give me two gallons of Ethyl, two quarts of benzine...

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humor

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George Wolfe (signed as George Wolfe)

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Let's get out of here - high places make me nervous!

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humor

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Rowland Wilson (signed as Rowland Wilson)

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Now my next fight is gonna be different.

Genre

humor; sports

Keywords

boxing

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Could you give me the ticket here, please!

Genre

humor

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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John Dempsey (signed as John Dempsey)

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That's the third time you've checked my groceries.

Genre

humor

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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Jim Whiting (signed as J. Whiting)

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What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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humor

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Don Tobin (signed as Don Tobin)

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Don Tobin (signed as Don Tobin)

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It all started with a small hot plate for heating coffee.

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