- Mark Waid; Ralph Macchio (uncredited, see notes below)
- Andy Kubert
- Jesse Delperdang
- Chris Sotomayor
- Todd Klein
- FEATURE: Red Skull; GUESTS: Adolf Hitler; Kang [Korvac]; VILLAIN: Captain America [Steve Rogers]
- The Skull is a valet in a fancy hotel catering to Americans and other unholy swine in the hell the Cosmic Cube has created for him. After a lethal encounter with Captain America, the Skull wins his way free of the Cube's influence and returns to the real world.
Story is told primarily in splash pages and gray tones in the Red Skull's mindscape. As verified by Mark Waid, the finished comic was, over the weekend before the Monday it was due at the printer's, rewritten in large part by staff editor Ralph Macchio at the request of Editor In Chief Bob Harras. Waid asked to have his name removed from the interior credits; the cover, crediting him, had already been printed.
The first page has no art nor script, it only features the title and credits.