- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Kelly Freas (signed)
- Inks
- Kelly Freas (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- Phony ad for Vilecream hair cream.
- Reprints
Parody of Brylcreem ad.
Inside front cover.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Harvey Kurtzman (frame, signed); Bill Elder (frame, signed)
- Inks
- Harvey Kurtzman (frame, signed); Bill Elder (frame, signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Characters
- Alfred E. Neuman; Bill Gaines
- Reprints
- Script
- Dave Berg
- Pencils
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood)
- Inks
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Ivan Slobotnavitch
- Synopsis
- Pictures taken by Ivan along with his captions to show Russians how horrible life in the United States is.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Tom Koch
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A list of festivals around the county to avoid on vacation.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Paul Laikin
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Synopsis
- Phony questions for a college entrance exam.
- Reprints
The "Wrote this article" question, multiple choice list's only name that makes sense is Albert B. Feldstein. However, the "Totally MAD" CD collection credits Paul Laikin.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood)
- Inks
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; sports
- Synopsis
- Things that might be said in sporting events when you can't hear the players.
- Reprints
- Script
- Don Martin (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Martin (signed)
- Inks
- Don Martin (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Three fellows blow up their floating toys, but one has a toy not intended for the water.
- Reprints
- Script
- Dave Berg (signed)
- Pencils
- Dave Berg (signed)
- Inks
- Dave Berg (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The problems and future of life at the outdoor grill.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Customized tv antennas to show your profession or hobby.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Inks
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Synopsis
- Gorilla falls in love with man and carries him away, instead of girl.
- Reprints
- Script
- Albert Meglin [as Tennessee Williamsburg]
- Pencils
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood) (signed)
- Inks
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood) (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Characters
- Ella; Ella's stepmother; Maggie; Blanche; Prince Kowalski; Fairy Godmother; Big Fat Daddy Kowalski
- Synopsis
- A mixture of Cinderella and A Streetcar Named Desire, in which the Fairy Godmother gets the Prince.
- Reprints
Parody of Cinderella story. Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Don Martin (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Martin (signed)
- Inks
- Don Martin (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Story of how the handbook of real Indian lore that came with a kid's Indian outfit saved the day.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
Record insert.
- Script
- Paul Laikin
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- Ideas for niche market magazines that haven't been published yet.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Inks
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Synopsis
- At a gun duel, the seconds and other spectators shoot each other and the man in charge of the weapons finishes off the crowd.
- Reprints
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Pencils
- Reed Crandall
- Inks
- Reed Crandall
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Alfred E. Neuman; J. Fred Muggs; Uncle Sam
- Synopsis
- Phony meanings for various parts of people's palms.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Al Feldstein (credited as Albert B. Feldstein)
- Pencils
- Al Feldstein (credited as Albert B. Feldstein) (signed as FF)
- Inks
- Al Feldstein (credited as Albert B. Feldstein) (signed as FF)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- Parodies to songs are written for the post-nuclear war days.
- Reprints
One illustration.
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Glossary of hi-fi terms, tips on how to beat the high cost, where to place hi-fi equipment, and phony reviews of recordings.
- Reprints
- Script
- Paul Krassner
- Pencils
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood)
- Inks
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood) (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Little Orphan Annie; Sandy; Nancy; Sluggo; Dick Tracy; Junior; Donald Duck; Mickey Mouse; Alley Oop; Henry; The Phantom; Blondie Bumstead; Dagwood Bumstead; Popey; Olive Oyl; Whimpy; Swee'pea
- Synopsis
- A look at what might happen if comic strip characters answered real world magazine ads for self improvement.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Don Martin (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Martin (signed); ? (photo)
- Inks
- Don Martin (signed); ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Arthur A. Freen
- Synopsis
- After a series of disastrous automotive inventions beginning in 1934, Arthur invents the Ford Edsel in 1957.
- Reprints
Labeled as The First In A Series. Last panel includes a photo.
- Script
- Dave Berg (signed)
- Pencils
- Dave Berg (signed)
- Inks
- Dave Berg (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Parking meters for all types of waiting activities, and a solution to the problem.
- Reprints
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- Phony contributor rejection slips written in the styles of the magazines they come from.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Supposed doodles from the desks of famous people, with pop psychoanalysis.
- Reprints
Doodles from: Robert F. Wagner; Joe E. Lewis; Edward R. Murrow; Richard M. Nixon; Ed Sullivan; Pablo Picasso; Frank Costello; Alfred E. Neuman.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood)
- Inks
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Comparing the improved photographic opportunities presented by movies versus still cameras.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Joe Orlando
- Inks
- Joe Orlando
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- New ideas for eating utensils to solve age-old problems.
- Reprints
- Script
- Paul Laikin
- Pencils
- Dave Berg ?
- Inks
- Dave Berg ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Marc Antony's funeral oration from Julius Ceasar, Act III Scene II, along with a modern beat poetry version.
- Reprints
Face illustrations as a frame around the page. Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Paul Laikin
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Synopsis
- Parody of men's magazines, with beginnings of several adventure stories.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Pencils
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood) (signed)
- Inks
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood) (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Synopsis
- What tv dramas might look like if they embedded commercials directly within movies.
- Reprints
- Script
- Paul Laikin
- Pencils
- George Woodbridge
- Inks
- George Woodbridge
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Quiz to see if you suffer from common pop culture neuroses.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Mickey Mantle; RCA Victor's Nipper; Kukla; Ollie; Smokey Bear; Ed Sullivan; Wyatt Earp; King Saud; Ava Gabor; Elsie The Cow; Willie, the Kool penguin; Li'l Abner; Alfred E. Neuman; John F. Dulles; Tom (cat); Jerry (mouse); Pogo; Donald Duck; Billy The Kid; Edward R. Murrow; Steve Allen; Harry Piel; Bert Piel; Pegasus; King Farouk
- Synopsis
- New names for constellations, reflecting modern pop culture.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Inks
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Synopsis
- After the villain ties a girl to a gunpowder keg and lights a fuse, the hero beats him...but not in time to defuse the keg.
- Reprints
- Script
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
- Pencils
- Don Martin (signed)
- Inks
- Don Martin (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Synopsis
- Humorous drawings to illustrate the famous poem, with a macabre ending.
- Reprints
- Script
- Dave Berg (signed)
- Pencils
- Dave Berg (signed)
- Inks
- Dave Berg (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody; war
- Synopsis
- What might happen if games and sports were used to settle what are now armed conflicts.
- Reprints
- Script
- Dave Berg
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Mike Malice; Mother Goose
- Synopsis
- Mike interviews Mother Goose in his hard-hitting style, but gets no answers.
- Reprints
Parody of Mike Wallace tv interviews.
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Paul Krassner
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Alfred E. Neuman; Alfred's girlfriend
- Synopsis
- New places to use subliminal advertising.
- Reprints
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Pencils
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Inks
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Synopsis
- A banker is being audited and trouble is found, but he successfully bribes the bank examiner.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Tom Koch
- Pencils
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood)
- Inks
- Wally Wood (credited as Wallace Wood)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Characters
- Durwood Burnstore; Boodie Burnstore; Emil Diefendorfer; Dr. Whitney Pfluger; Hiram Pitnik; Buford Sternwallow; Alfred E. Neuman
- Synopsis
- Satire of Better Homes and Gardens magazine, with articles on home remodeling and tips for the handyman.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Inks
- Joe Orlando (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Synopsis
- A bank robber takes a hostage to enable his getaway, but she turns out to be in on the scheme.
- Reprints
- Script
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Reprints
Various items reprinted with other features, from the corresponding pages of the issues noted.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Kelly Freas (signed)
- Inks
- Kelly Freas (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- Parody of ad for Phillip Morris cigarettes.
- Reprints
inside back cover
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Kelly Freas (signed) (painting)
- Inks
- Kelly Freas (signed) (painting)
- Colors
- Kelly Freas (signed) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- Phony ad for Sailem Floating Cigarettes from Chris-Craft Boat Co.
- Reprints
Parody of Salem Cigarettes ad.
On back cover.