- Script
- ? [as Alf]
- Pencils
- various
- Inks
- various
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- non-fiction
Art is excerpts from this issue. Masthead quote is from TIME Magazine. There is a credit of Nick Megliola for ideas, but no indication of what articles.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Wally Wood (signed)
- Inks
- Wally Wood (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Marilyn Marone; Sir Lauwrence Olivier
- Synopsis
- A comparison of Marilyn's career before and after acting lessons.
Parody of Marilyn Monroe's career.
- Script
- Al Feldstein (credited as Albert B. Feldstein)
- Pencils
- various
- Inks
- various
- Letters
- typeset
- Synopsis
- Letters of comment, mostly about issue #30.
Art is excerpts from issue #30. Reply to one letter states that all letters published are written by readers, even the gag letters.
The letters were written by Dotti Stavin, Jean Menti, Jan Baldwin, Gary DeLain, Elvis Presley Fan Club (Orland CA), Ronald Jones, Michael Mason, Don Galloway, Ronny Klugman, Robert Masonheimer, Harold Weiss, Mickey Rooney, Tom Player, Louis Callahan, Robert Monement, Free Fall Ferris; Chips Koehler, Jack Benny, Walt Dizzy, Tim Lachman, John Doe, Marty Karpen, Phil Duffey, Ken Mayer, Elmer Woggin, Bruce Furic, Jean Roy, N. Lenin, Jr., Hiram Dinkerpok, James Eveland, and Michael Wiesenberg
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Jack Davis (signed)
- Inks
- Jack Davis (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Lance Sturdley; Irv Blintz; Milton Forbisher; Lancelot Borscht-Bagel; Ozgood Z'Beard; Elmo Klunk; Walt Goober; Fenwick Furd
- Synopsis
- Excerpts from hunters' magazine, including some phony ads.
- Reprints
Parody of "Field & Stream" magazine.
- Script
- G. Stang
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody; humor
- Characters
- Billy Poobah; Jim Poobah; Charles Bickford
- Synopsis
- Stories on the same news item as they might be done by different newspapers or magazines.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A collection of greeting cards for unusual events such as being evicted and losing your job.
Third page is separated and is on final page of issue.
- Script
- Nick Meglin
- Pencils
- Wally Wood (signed)
- Inks
- Wally Wood (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Don Giovanni; Leporello; Donna Anna; Don Pedro; Zerlina; Don Ottavio; Emily Bravo; Elvis Presley (cameo)
- Synopsis
- The story of the comic opera Don Giovanni is told with special emphasis on what makes it funny.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Arnie Rosen (credited as A. Rosen)
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Humorous look at the relative problems of both types of cameras, ending in the question still unanswered.
- Reprints
Writer credit from "Totally MAD" CD collection.
- Script
- Orson Bean (credited)
- Pencils
- Jack Davis (signed)
- Inks
- Jack Davis (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Orson Bean; Orson's father; Uncle Ordway; cousin Gerald; Matthew Brady Bean; Orson's grandmother; unnamed gypsy; Hesitation Bean; Ezekial Bean; King George III; Cornwallis; Hope Bean
- Synopsis
- Vignettes of Orson's family from Revolutionary times to present.
Intended to be the first of several articles. Notes that "special material by Alan Robin" but does not note what material.
- Script
- various
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Old cliches misattributed to famous people.
- Reprints
Appear in margins on 20 different pages of the issue.