Alan Arkin [as Capt. Schmoessarian]; Martin Balsam [as Col. Catheter]; Richard Benjamin [as Major Dandy]; Art Garfunkel [as Capt. Nutly]; Jack Gilford [as Doc]; Jon Voight [as Lt. Wheelerdealer]; Anthony Perkins [as Chaplain Tapdance]; Paula Prentiss [as Nurse Ducky]; Orson Welles [as Gen. Draidle]; Donald Sutherland [as Hawkeye Pierce]; Elliott Gould [as Trapper John McIntyre]
Parody of the film "Catch-22"; At an American air base in the Italian Theater in World War II, a pilot tries everything he can think of to get out of the Army Air Force while insanity occurs all around him.
Jack Lord [as Steve McGarrish]; James MacArthur [as Dummy Williams]; Cam Fong [as Gung-Ho]; Zulu [as Loco]; Leo G. Carroll [as Mr. Asmus]; Zsa Zsa Gabor [as Mrs. Asmus]; Buddy Hackett [as Rocky]; George C. Scott [as Benson O'Connor]; Richard Denning [as The Governor]
Parody of the TV series "Hawaii Five-0"; A dense police detective and his squad of equally dense subordinates search Hawaii for a missing Hawaiian artifact.