Mad #261
(March 1986)

EC, 1952 Series
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Price
1.35 USD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
monthly except February, May, August and November
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
E.C. Publications Inc.
Barcode
070989332300 03
Printer
Printed in U.S.A.
Editing
Nick Meglin (credited) (editor); John Ficarra (credited) (editor); Charlie Kadau (credited) (editorial assistant); Joe Raiola (credited) (editorial assistant); Leonard Brenner (credited) (art director); Sara Fowler (credited) (editorial assistant)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder) (signed as WEHK); Harvey Kurtzman (signed as WEHK)
Inks
Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder) (signed as WEHK); Harvey Kurtzman (signed as WEHK)
Colors
Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder) (signed as WEHK); Harvey Kurtzman (signed as WEHK)

Genre
humor
Characters
Alfred E. Neuman; Don Johnson; Philip Michael Thomas
Synopsis
Parody of TV show Miami Vice.

Why Subscribe to Mad? (Table of Contents: 1) (Expand) /

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Departments (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

This table of contents lists the cover idea as being by Reynaldo Cruz. He was an accountant for Mad Magazine at the time, but his name was just used here as a gag by the Mad creative staff. He was not an actual contributor.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

letters page / 0.25 page (report information)

Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Only one letter this issue and it's to cancel a subscription for a school.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

statement of ownership / 0.25 page (report information)

Letters
typeset

Our Garbage... At Your Disposal! (Table of Contents: 5) (Expand) /

promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

Miami Price (Table of Contents: 6)

Fops and Robbers Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Lou Silverstone
Pencils
Mort Drucker
Inks
Mort Drucker
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Don Johnson; Philip Michael Thomas; Minnie Mouse; Dopey; Snoopy
Synopsis
Parody of TV show Miami Vice.
Reprints

One Tuesday Morning on Easter Island (Table of Contents: 7)

Don Martin Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Frank Jacobs
Pencils
Don Martin
Inks
Don Martin
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Archaeologists excavate Easter Island statues.

Mad's Do-It-Yourself "Indiana Jones" Sequel (Table of Contents: 8)

Motion Picks Dept. / activity / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Charlie Kadau
Pencils
Jack Davis
Inks
Jack Davis
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Indiana Jones
Synopsis
Flowchart to choose plot for movie.
Reprints

How Many of These Hard-to-Find Items Can You Come Up with in... Mad's Great American Scavenger Hunt (Table of Contents: 9)

The Quest Is Yet to Come Dept. / activity / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Snider
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Things to find in Sergio Aragones' drawing.
Keywords
Statue of Liberty

Some American Express Card Commercials We'd Like to See (Table of Contents: 10)

Dick DePt. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Dick DeBartolo (credited as Dick De Bartolo)
Pencils
Angelo Torres
Inks
Angelo Torres
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Karl Malden; Pope John Paul II; Garfield (cat)

The Lighter Side of... (Table of Contents: 11)

Berg's-Eye View Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Dave Berg (credited)
Pencils
Dave Berg (credited)
Inks
Dave Berg (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A cynical look at pumping iron, clothes, driving, exams, obsession, spending, deductions, love, responsibility, television, self-effacement, golf, habits, and doctors.
Reprints

One Wednesday Morning in Roxbury, Connecticut (Table of Contents: 12)

Don Martin Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Edwing
Pencils
Don Martin
Inks
Don Martin
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Woman watches TV.

And Now Here Are Some Quick, Snappy Mad Suggestions on How to Enjoy the Feeling of a Mid-Winter Beach Vacation While Staying at Home (Table of Contents: 13)

Faking a Trip Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Paul Peter Porges
Pencils
Paul Peter Porges
Inks
Paul Peter Porges
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Camouflage Tricks of City Animals (Table of Contents: 14)

Where’s the Beast? Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Rurik Tyler
Pencils
Harvey Kurtzman; Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder)
Inks
Harvey Kurtzman; Bill Elder (credited as Will Elder)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

Mad's 14 Rules of Good Behavior (Table of Contents: 15)

Polite Switch Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Frank Jacobs
Pencils
Paul Coker
Inks
Paul Coker
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Spy vs. Spy (Table of Contents: 16)

Joke and Dagger Dept. DO NOT USE; Spy vs. Spy / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Antonio Prohías
Inks
Antonio Prohías

Genre
humor; spy
Reprints

New Uses for Arm & Hammer Baking Soda (Table of Contents: 17)

Take a Powder Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Snider
Pencils
Bob Clarke
Inks
Bob Clarke
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

Specialized Cable TV Networks of the Future (Table of Contents: 18)

Tuner Fishing Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Frank Jacobs; Earle Doud
Pencils
Sam Viviano
Inks
Sam Viviano
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Trapper John
Keywords
Ku Klux Klan; Nazi

Zonk Me Out at the Ball Game (Table of Contents: 19)

Wide World of Snorts Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Frank Jacobs
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
Parody of song Take Me Out to the Ball Game.
Reprints
Keywords
Baseball

Mad's Human Equivalency Scale (Table of Contents: 20)

No Soap, Ratio Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Snider
Pencils
Harry North
Inks
Harry North
Letters
typeset

Characters
Burt Reynolds; Woody Allen; Mr. T; Erma Bombeck; Steve Martin; F. Lee Bailey; Mario Andretti; Emmanuel Lewis
Reprints

Indexer Notes

Photos of celebrities mixed with drawings.

The Mad Guide to... Yuppies Yullies Yuffies (Table of Contents: 21)

United Status of America Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Frank Jacobs
Pencils
George Woodbridge
Inks
George Woodbridge
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon (Table of Contents: 22)

Don Martin Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Edwing
Pencils
Don Martin
Inks
Don Martin
Letters
Don Martin

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Prisoner escaping dungeon.

Murder She Hopes (Table of Contents: 23)

Sleuth Decay Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Dick DeBartolo (credited as Dick De Bartolo)
Pencils
Angelo Torres
Inks
Angelo Torres
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Angela Lansbury
Synopsis
Parody of TV show Murder She Wrote.
Reprints

Mad's Personal Ads (Table of Contents: 24)

Meet Market Dept. / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charlie Kadau (credited); Joe Raiola (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

[Picnic Over Missile Site] (Table of Contents: 25)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Paul Peter Porges (credited)
Pencils
Don Martin (credited)
Inks
Don Martin (credited)
Colors
Don Martin

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Family on picnic.
Keywords
rocket

The New, Improved Mad Pooper Scooper (Table of Contents: 26)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Colors
Al Jaffee
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Back cover.

Drawn-Out Dramas (Table of Contents: 27)

Marginal Thinking Dept. / cartoon / 0 pages (report information)

Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

No page count as gags appear in various places around the magazine.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
  2. 1. Why Subscribe to Mad?
  3. 2. Departments
  4. 3. [no title indexed]
  5. 4. [no title indexed]
  6. 5. Our Garbage... At Your Disposal!
  7. 6. Miami Price
    Fops and Robbers Dept.
  8. 7. One Tuesday Morning on Easter Island
    Don Martin Dept.
  9. 8. Mad's Do-It-Yourself "Indiana Jones" Sequel
    Motion Picks Dept.
  10. 9. How Many of These Hard-to-Find Items Can You Come Up with in... Mad's Great American Scavenger Hunt
    The Quest Is Yet to Come Dept.
  11. 10. Some American Express Card Commercials We'd Like to See
    Dick DePt.
  12. 11. The Lighter Side of...
    Berg's-Eye View Dept.
  13. 12. One Wednesday Morning in Roxbury, Connecticut
    Don Martin Dept.
  14. 13. And Now Here Are Some Quick, Snappy Mad Suggestions on How to Enjoy the Feeling of a Mid-Winter Beach Vacation While Staying at Home
    Faking a Trip Dept.
  15. 14. Camouflage Tricks of City Animals
    Where’s the Beast? Dept.
  16. 15. Mad's 14 Rules of Good Behavior
    Polite Switch Dept.
  17. 16. Spy vs. Spy
    Joke and Dagger Dept. DO NOT USE; Spy vs. Spy
  18. 17. New Uses for Arm & Hammer Baking Soda
    Take a Powder Dept.
  19. 18. Specialized Cable TV Networks of the Future
    Tuner Fishing Dept.
  20. 19. Zonk Me Out at the Ball Game
    Wide World of Snorts Dept.
  21. 20. Mad's Human Equivalency Scale
    No Soap, Ratio Dept.
  22. 21. The Mad Guide to... Yuppies Yullies Yuffies
    United Status of America Dept.
  23. 22. One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
    Don Martin Dept.
  24. 23. Murder She Hopes
    Sleuth Decay Dept.
  25. 24. Mad's Personal Ads
    Meet Market Dept.
  26. 25. [Picnic Over Missile Site]
  27. 26. The New, Improved Mad Pooper Scooper
  28. 27. Drawn-Out Dramas
    Marginal Thinking Dept.
This issue was modified by, among others
  • mcomics
  • Gregory Fischer
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Michael Hoskin
  • David Welsh