Mad #270

(April 1987)

[Table of Contents] (Table of Contents)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Pencils:

various

Inks:

various

Letters:

typeset

Letters and Tomatoes Department (Table of Contents)

Letters and Tomatoes Department / letters page / 1.3 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Pencils:

Sergio Aragonés

Inks:

Sergio Aragonés

Letters:

typeset

Indexer Notes

Letters from readers: Bill Marchetti, Sam Stanke, Marion Sullivan, V. Cullum Rogers, Neil A. Sheaffer, Philip Carone, Heiko Drengenberg, Jeff Flanagan, Dan DiLoreto, Scott Swanson

Hokeywood (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Dick De Bartolo

Pencils:

Mort Drucker (signed)

Inks:

Mort Drucker (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Characters:

Kathleen Turnon; Appalled Neuman; Tom Crude; Whoopi Goldbrick

Jumbled Joke Flash (Table of Contents)

Raking Whoopi Department / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Dick De Bartolo

Pencils:

Mort Drucker (signed)

Inks:

Mort Drucker (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Characters:

Whoopi Goldbrick; Jumbled Joke Flash; Mr. Tallbit; Revere Ware; Mr. Leader

THe Color Of Monotony (Table of Contents)

Cruising For A New-Man Department / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Stan Hart

Pencils:

Mort Drucker (signed)

Inks:

Mort Drucker (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Characters:

Past Eddie; Tom Crude

Peggy Got Stewed and Married (Table of Contents)

Turner Back the Hands of Time Department / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Stan Hart

Pencils:

Mort Drucker (signed)

Inks:

Mort Drucker (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Characters:

Peggy Stewed

One Fine Morning On East 69th Street (Table of Contents)

Don Martin Department / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Don Edwing

Pencils:

Don Martin (signed)

Inks:

Don Martin (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself Rock Concert Newspaper Story (Table of Contents)

Reported In Front Of A Live Audience Department / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Frank Jacobs

Pencils:

George Woodbridge [as GW] (signed)

Inks:

George Woodbridge [as GW] (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

The Lighter Side Of... (Table of Contents)

Berg's-Eye View Department / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Dave Berg

Pencils:

Dave Berg

Inks:

Dave Berg

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

More Badly-Needed Warning Labels For Rock Albums (Table of Contents)

Disc-Claimers Department / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Desmond Devlin

Pencils:

? (photos)

Inks:

? (photos)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

A Mad Look At... People Even Lonelier THan the Maytag Repairman (Table of Contents)

Fickle Single Of Fate Department / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Mike Snider

Pencils:

Paul Coker

Inks:

Paul Coker

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Mad's Record Book For Televised Sports-Vol. I (Table of Contents)

Stat's Entertainment Department / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Tom Koch

Pencils:

Jack Davis

Inks:

Jack Davis

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Other Dangers Of Smoking (Table of Contents)

Pains in the Ash Department / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Paul Peter Porges

Pencils:

Paul Peter Porges (signed)

Inks:

Paul Peter Porges (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Spy vs. Spy (Table of Contents)

Joke and Dagger Department / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Anthony Prohias

Pencils:

Anthony Prohias

Inks:

Anthony Prohias

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Banana Republic Dictator of the Year (Table of Contents)

Military Coup-Coos Department / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Lou Silverstone

Pencils:

Will Elder [as WE] (signed); Harvey Kurtzman [as HK] (signed)

Inks:

Will Elder [as WE] (signed); Harvey Kurtzman [as HK] (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Characters:

Pill Wurry

One Fine Morning in the Maternity Ward (Table of Contents)

Don Martin Department / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Don Martin

Pencils:

Don Martin (signed)

Inks:

Don Martin (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

State of the Art Is... (Table of Contents)

Tech-No-Logic Department / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Tom Koch

Pencils:

George Woodbridge

Inks:

George Woodbridge

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

A Mad Look At Moving (Table of Contents)

Sergio Aragonés Department / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Sergio Aragonés

Pencils:

Sergio Aragonés (signed)

Inks:

Sergio Aragonés (signed)

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Perfectly Strange (Table of Contents)

Immigrating On Our Nerves Department / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Dick De Bartolo

Pencils:

Angelo Torres (signed)

Inks:

Angelo Torres (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Characters:

Bullki Barfonomus; Leery; Mr. Twinkiesetter; Alf

Future Phone Gimmicks We Expect To See (Table of Contents)

The SHape Of Rings To Come Department / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Dick De Bartolo; Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee (signed)

Inks:

Al Jaffee (signed)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Living on the Edge (Table of Contents)

Up, Up and Oy Vey Department / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Don Edwing

Pencils:

Don Edwing; Harry North

Inks:

Don Edwing; Harry North

Letters:

?

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Mad's Realistic State Lottery Scratch-Off Games (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Mike Snider

Pencils:

Bob Clarke

Inks:

Bob Clarke

Colors:

?

Letters:

?

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

inside back cover

What's the Hottest Number in Merchandising TOday? (Table of Contents)

Mad Fold-In / illustration / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee (signed)

Inks:

Al Jaffee (signed)

Colors:

?

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Genre:

humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

back cover