Mad #299

(December 1990)

[Table of Contents] (Table of Contents)

Mad / foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 1 page (report information)

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Various

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Genre:

Fact

[untitled] (Table of Contents)

Letters and Tomatoes Dept. / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

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Script:

Nick Meglin; John Ficarra

Pencils:

Gary Markstein; ? (photographs)

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?

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Genre:

Humor

Characters:

Charles Schulz; Al Jaffee; Joyce Jaffee [photo];
Neil Patrick Harris [photo]

The Simpsons (Table of Contents)

Name That Toon Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

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Script:

Stan Hart

Pencils:

Angelo Torres

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Genre:

Humor; Satire

Characters:

Homer Simpson; Bart Simpson; George Bush; Richard
Nixon; Jerry Tarkanian; George Steinbrenner;
William Bennett; Marge Simpson; Andrew Dice Clay;
Lisa Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Zsa Zsa Gabor; Eva
Gabor

A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes At "The Simpsons" Studio (Table of Contents)

A Massive Bart Attack Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

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Script:

Charlie Kadau

Pencils:

Sam Viviano

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?

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Humor; Satire

Characters:

Marge Simpson; Maggie Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Matt
Groening; Homer Simpson; Bart Simpson; Nancy
Cartwright; Dan Castellaneta

Using the Simpson Look to Update Stale Appearances (Table of Contents)

Our Features Presentation Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

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Script:

Stan Hart

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Greg Theakston

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Genre:

Humor; Satire

Characters:

Margaret Thatcher; Mikahil Gorbachev; Carly Simon;
Dan Quayle; Marilyn Quayle; Barbara Bush; Mike Tyson; Don King; Yitzhak Shamir; New Kids on the
Block

Mad Reviews the 21st Century Ahead of Time (Table of Contents)

The Shape of Zings to Come Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

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Script:

Tom Koch

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Rick Tulka

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Humor

Characters:

President Quayle; Paul Rodriguez; Nolan Ryan; Cher; Dick Clark; Snoopy

The Nefarious Noose Nuisance (Table of Contents)

Tales From the Duck Side Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

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Script:

Duck Edwing

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Duck Edwing

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Humor

Words and Phrases That Left the English Language During the 80's (Table of Contents)

Humor in a Vernacular Vein Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

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Script:

Mike Snider

Pencils:

Paul Coker

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Humor

Spy vs. Spy (Table of Contents)

Joke and Dagger Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

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Mad's Sports Business Agent of the Year (Table of Contents)

Getting Repped Off Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

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Script:

Angelo Torres

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Angelo Torres

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Angelo Torres

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Genre:

Humor

Characters:

Jock Nicholson; Jerky Kapsting

Mad Examines Some Cave Writings of Prehistoric Man (Table of Contents)

Humor in a Monolithic Vein Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

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Script:

Frank Jacobs

Pencils:

Harry North

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Humor

The Zippy Zoo Zapper (Table of Contents)

Tales From the Duck Side Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

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Script:

Duck Edwing

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Duck Edwing

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?

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Humor

The Mad People Watcher's Guide to an Airport (Table of Contents)

Plane Nonsense Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

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Script:

Mike Snider

Pencils:

Tom Bunk

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?

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Humor

Totally Original Never-Been-Done Before Movie Plots (Table of Contents)

Script Tease Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

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Script:

Mike Snider

Pencils:

George Woodbridge

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Humor

The Lighter Side of ... (Table of Contents)

Berg's-Eye View Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

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Script:

Dave Berg

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Dave Berg

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Dave Berg

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Genre:

Humor

Indexer Notes

Topics include cars, risk, lawyers, wedding ceremonies, education, taxes, aging, guns,
relationships, priorities, options, fears, the
office, neatness, and doctors.

The Raging Rabble's Revenge (Table of Contents)

Tales From the Duck Side Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

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Script:

Duck Edwing

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Duck Edwing

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?

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Genre:

Humor

World Communism Close-Out Sale (Table of Contents)

Attention K. Marx Shoppers Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

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Script:

Mike Snider

Pencils:

John Pound

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?

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Genre:

Humor

Characters:

Mikhail Gorbachev ["Crazy Gorby"]

The 9 Real Reasons Why Your Parents Won't Let You Have a Pet (Table of Contents)

Claws and Defects Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

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Script:

Paul Peter Porges

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Paul Peter Porges

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Paul Peter Porges

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Humor

What Every American Should Be Required to Learn (Table of Contents)

A Little Smart Asked Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

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Script:

Mike Snider

Pencils:

Bob Jones

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Humor

A Mad Look at Supermarkets (Table of Contents)

Serge-in General Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

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Script:

Sergio Aragones

Pencils:

Sergio Aragones

Inks:

Sergio Aragones

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Genre:

Humor

Totally Recalled (Table of Contents)

Milking Amnesia Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

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Script:

Dick DeBartolo

Pencils:

Mort Drucker

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Mort Drucker

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Genre:

Humor; Satire

Characters:

Quad; Howitzer; Arnold

Indexer Notes

Spoof of motion picture "Total Recall."

[untitled] (Table of Contents)

Mad Fold-In / activity / 1 page (report information)

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Indexer Notes

Inside Back Cover (full color).

Air Travel (Table of Contents)

Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions in ... / (backcovers) *do not use* / *please fix* / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Al Jaffee

Pencils:

Al Jaffee

Inks:

Al Jaffee

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?

Letters:

Typeset

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Genre:

Humor