(June 1992)
- Script
- Dick DeBartolo
- Pencils
- Mort Drucker
- Inks
- Mort Drucker
- Letters
- typeset
- Characters
- Gonads Adnauseum; More-teasin’ Adnauseum; Grandmuck Adnauseum; Doomsday Adnauseum; Pigsly Adnauseum; Uncle Festive; Edward Scissorhands; Jason Voorhees; Freddy Krueger; Lunch; Cousin Zit; Abigail Grave-in
- Reprints
- Script
- Antonio Prohías (signed as P)
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke (signed as C)
- Inks
- Bob Clarke (signed as C)
- Genre
- humor; spy
- Characters
- The Black Spy; the White Spy
- Synopsis
- The White Spy sabotages his piano to explode when the Black Spy plays it.
- Script
- A. Marly (credited as A. J. Marly)
- Pencils
- Angelo Torres (credited)
- Inks
- Angelo Torres (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Characters
- Twit Nailer; Chill Nailer; Mal; Drab Nailer; Lark Nailer; Dandy Nailer; Wilting; Boob Villa
- Script
- C. Pepper (credited as Cary Pepper)
- Pencils
- Tom Bunk (credited)
- Inks
- Tom Bunk (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Script
- Dave Berg
- Pencils
- Dave Berg
- Inks
- Dave Berg
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Humorously annoying behavior regarding sound, curiosity, football, gifts, the future, money, communication, hotels, food, the economy, teaching, the office, toys, and doctors.
- Script
- J. Wessel (credited as Joy Wessel)
- Pencils
- James Warhola (credited)
- Inks
- James Warhola (credited)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Characters
- Billy Crystal; Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Script
- Desmond Devlin
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A parody of what really should be written on CD warning labels.
- Script
- Frank Jacobs
- Pencils
- Bob Clarke
- Inks
- Bob Clarke
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- Obituaries for Celeb Mascots when they pass on.
- Reprints