Mad #314
(October 1992)

EC, 1952 Series
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Price
1.75 USD
Pages
52
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monthly except February, May, August and November
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
E.C. Publications Inc.
Barcode
070989332300 10
Printer
Printed in U.S.A.
Editing
Nick Meglin (credited) (editor); John Ficarra (credited) (editor); Leonard Brenner (credited) (art director); Thomas Nozkowski (credited as Tom Nozkowski) (production); Charlie Kadau (credited) (associate editor); Joe Raiola (credited) (associate editor); Dick DeBartolo (credited as Dick De Bartolo) (creative consultant); Andrew J. Schwartzberg (credited) (editorial assistant)

Issue Notes

Parts of this issue are reprinted:

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

Mad / cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
Mort Drucker
Inks
Mort Drucker
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Reprints

Buttman Returns (Table of Contents: 1)

Bruce Wayne’s World Dept. / comic story / 7 pages (report information)

Script
Stan Hart
Pencils
Mort Drucker
Inks
Mort Drucker
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody; superhero
Characters
Buttman; Neuman; Scatwoman [Saltina]; the Penicillin; Commissioner Boredom; Stimpy (cameo); the Jerker (cameo); Dennis the Menace (cameo); Snoopy (cameo); Charlie Brown (cameo); Pinocchio (cameo)
Synopsis
As the Penicillin ingratiates himself with the people of Gotham City, Saltina discovers her boss's corruption; he pushes her out the window, but she's revived by cats. As Scatwoman she attacks men, including Buttman, even though though they're attracted to each other; as Saltina, she also forms a relationship with Buttman's alter ego. Scatwoman and the corrupt boss are electrocuted, the Penicillin drowns. Buttman feels empty and unfulfilled; the Jerker reveals that he wrote this terrible screenplay so that Buttman will die of embarrassment.
Reprints
Keywords
Batmobile; cat

Indexer Notes

Parodies the 1992 movie Batman Returns.

The Pump Idea in Other Products (Table of Contents: 2)

All Jaffee Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

High-Tech Excuses for the 90’s (Table of Contents: 3)

An Embarrassment of Richard’s Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Dick DeBartolo
Pencils
Paul Coker
Inks
Paul Coker
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody; humor

Drama on Page 16 (Table of Contents: 4)

Tales from the Script Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Terry Copeland
Pencils
John Caldwell (signed)
Inks
John Caldwell (signed)
Letters
?

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Why the 21st Century May Be Even Worse Than This One! (Table of Contents: 5)

Doom with a View Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Tom Koch
Pencils
Rick Tulka
Inks
Rick Tulka
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Small But Significant Inventions of the Past (Table of Contents: 6)

Behind the Create Ball Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Paul Peter Porges
Pencils
Paul Peter Porges
Inks
Paul Peter Porges
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

New Twists on Old Jokes (Table of Contents: 7)

Quip-Change Artists Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Dennis Snee
Pencils
Mort Drucker
Inks
Mort Drucker
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
George Burns; Robin Williams; Whoopi Goldberg; Jay Leno; Yakov Smirnoff; others
Reprints

The Lost Playground of Kids Your Parents Always Told You About But You’ve Never Seen Yourself!!! (Table of Contents: 8)

Myth-Conceptions Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Barry Liebmann
Pencils
Tom Bunk
Inks
Tom Bunk
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Reprints

A Spotter’s Guide to Trendy Groups of the 90’s (Table of Contents: 9)

Massing Persons Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Frank Jacobs
Pencils
George Woodbridge
Inks
George Woodbridge
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Spy vs. Spy (Table of Contents: 10)

Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Antonio Prohías (signed as P)
Pencils
Bob Clarke (signed as C)
Inks
Bob Clarke (signed as C)

Genre
humor; spy
Characters
The Black Spy; the White Spy
Synopsis
The White Spy turns the Black Spy's violin into a slingshot.

JFK Conspiracy Theories Oliver Stone Left on the Cutting Room Floor (Table of Contents: 11)

Omissions Accomplished Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing)
Pencils
Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing)
Inks
Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

The Lighter Side of… (Table of Contents: 12)

Berg's-Eye View Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Dave Berg
Pencils
Dave Berg
Inks
Dave Berg
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Single entry strips satirizing how people deal with taste, shopping, appearances, revenge, technology, beating the system, merchandising, homework, presentation, children, memory, travel, the office, make believe, and doctors.

Mad Presents Selected Scenes from the Transylvania Mall (Table of Contents: 13)

Little Shops of Horrors Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing)
Pencils
Jack Davis
Inks
Jack Davis
Letters
typeset

Reprints

Basically, It Stinks (Table of Contents: 14)

Romancing Ms. Stone Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Arnie Kogen
Pencils
Angelo Torres
Inks
Angelo Torres
Letters
typeset

Characters
Michael Douglas [as Nurk Currant]; Sharon Stone [as Catty Tumble]; George Dzundza [as Gas]; Jeanne Tripplehorn [as Dr. Groaner]; Leilani Sarelle [as Racy]

Indexer Notes

Parody of the movie “Basic Instinct”.

A Mad Look at the Olympics (Table of Contents: 15)

Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.] / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
satire-parody; humor
Reprints

Drama on Page 48 (Table of Contents: 16)

Shrink Rap Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Caldwell
Pencils
John Caldwell (signed)
Inks
John Caldwell (signed)
Letters
?

Genre
humor; satire-parody

What Assumed Protector of Our Individual Rights Has Been a Stunning Disappointment? (Table of Contents: 17)

Mad Fold-In / illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee (signed)
Inks
Al Jaffee (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

inside back cover

America's Favorite Dictators! (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dan Birtcher (credited)
Pencils
James Warhola (credited)
Inks
James Warhola (credited)
Colors
James Warhola (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. [no title indexed]
    Mad
  2. 1. Buttman Returns
    Bruce Wayne’s World Dept.
  3. 2. The Pump Idea in Other Products
    All Jaffee Dept.
  4. 3. High-Tech Excuses for the 90’s
    An Embarrassment of Richard’s Dept.
  5. 4. Drama on Page 16
    Tales from the Script Dept.
  6. 5. Why the 21st Century May Be Even Worse Than This One!
    Doom with a View Dept.
  7. 6. Small But Significant Inventions of the Past
    Behind the Create Ball Dept.
  8. 7. New Twists on Old Jokes
    Quip-Change Artists Dept.
  9. 8. The Lost Playground of Kids Your Parents Always Told You About But You’ve Never Seen Yourself!!!
    Myth-Conceptions Dept.
  10. 9. A Spotter’s Guide to Trendy Groups of the 90’s
    Massing Persons Dept.
  11. 10. Spy vs. Spy
    Joke & Dagger Dept. [Joke and Dagger Dept.]; Spy vs. Spy
  12. 11. JFK Conspiracy Theories Oliver Stone Left on the Cutting Room Floor
    Omissions Accomplished Dept.
  13. 12. The Lighter Side of…
    Berg's-Eye View Dept.
  14. 13. Mad Presents Selected Scenes from the Transylvania Mall
    Little Shops of Horrors Dept.
  15. 14. Basically, It Stinks
    Romancing Ms. Stone Dept.
  16. 15. A Mad Look at the Olympics
    Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.]
  17. 16. Drama on Page 48
    Shrink Rap Dept.
  18. 17. What Assumed Protector of Our Individual Rights Has Been a Stunning Disappointment?
    Mad Fold-In
  19. 18. America's Favorite Dictators!
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