Mad #346
(June 1996)

EC, 1952 Series
< Previous Issue |
| Next Issue >
Price
2.50 USD; 3.50 CAD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
monthly except bimonthly for January/February
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
E.C. Publications Inc.
Barcode
070992332304 06
Editing
Nick Meglin (credited) (editor); John Ficarra (credited) (editor); Leonard Brenner (credited) (graphics consultant); Thomas Nozkowski (credited) (production); Charlie Kadau (credited) (associate editor); Joe Raiola (credited) (associate editor); Dick DeBartolo (credited) (creative consultant); D. Shayne (credited as David Shayne) (assistant editor); Amy L. Vozeolas (credited) (editorial assistant); Jonathan Schneider (art director); Marla Weisenborn (production assistant); Nadina S. Simon (assistant art director)

We’re Here, We’re Stupid, Get Used to It! (Table of Contents)

Mad / cover / 1 page (report information)

Script
Michael Gallagher
Pencils
Joe DeVito
Inks
Joe DeVito
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Smellen (Table of Contents: 1)

DeGeneres to a Fault Dept. / comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
A.J. Marly
Pencils
Sam Viviano
Inks
Sam Viviano
Letters
typeset

Characters
Ellen DeGeneres [as Smellen Mordant]; Joely Fisher [as Pain]; Jeremy Piven [as Spent]; David Anthony Higgins [as Jowl]; Clea Lewis [as Tawdry]; Arye Gross [as Addled]; Steven Gilborn [as Mr. Mordant]; Alice Hirson [as Mrs. Mordant]

What You’re Missing When You Miss the Local Noon News (Table of Contents: 2)

Broadcast Snooze Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
John Caldwell
Pencils
John Caldwell
Inks
John Caldwell
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

The Newt Gingrich Video Club! (Table of Contents: 3)

The Film-flam Man Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Barry Liebmann
Pencils
Drew Friedman
Inks
Drew Friedman
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Statistical Breakdown of Mad Subscriber Cancellation (Table of Contents: 4)

Many Unhappy Returns Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Snider
Pencils
Paul Coker
Inks
Paul Coker
Letters
typeset

A Mad Look at Emergency Rooms (Table of Contents: 5)

Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.] / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
humor

More Chilling Thoughts (Table of Contents: 6)

The Fright Stuff Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Desmond Devlin
Pencils
Rick Tulka
Inks
Rick Tulka
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Are You a “Type A” Personality? (Table of Contents: 7)

Stressed to Kill Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Desmond Devlin
Pencils
Bob Clarke
Inks
Bob Clarke
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Reprints

Heirlooms of the Future (Table of Contents: 8)

An Embarrassment of Richard’s Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Dick DeBartolo
Pencils
James Warhola
Inks
James Warhola
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody; humor

The Lighter Side of... (Table of Contents: 9)

Berg's-Eye View Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Dave Berg
Pencils
Dave Berg
Inks
Dave Berg
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A cynical look at activities, travel, education, fear, confidence, communication, cars, therapy, crime, semantics, progress, the office, bad luck, and doctors.

Pat the President (Table of Contents: 10)

A Loose Buchanan Dept. / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script
D. Shayne (credited as David Shayne)
Pencils
Sam Viviano
Inks
Sam Viviano
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody

June 3, One Million B.C. (Table of Contents: 11)

Passing a Stone Age Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dan Collins
Pencils
Jack Davis
Inks
Jack Davis

Genre
satire-parody
Reprints

Biblical Pet Peeves (Table of Contents: 12)

In the Name of the Bother Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Barry Liebmann
Pencils
Mort Drucker
Inks
Mort Drucker
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody

The Neighborhood Pennypincher (Table of Contents: 13)

Flier Beware Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Snider
Pencils
Steve Smallwood
Inks
Steve Smallwood
Letters
typeset

The Confusing Calvary Confrontation (Table of Contents: 14)

Tales from the Duck Side Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing)
Pencils
Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing)
Inks
Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; satire-parody

Mr. Hollow’s Old Puss (Table of Contents: 15)

The Leader of the Bland Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Stan Hart
Pencils
Angelo Torres
Inks
Angelo Torres
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
Richard Dreyfuss [as Mr. Hollow]; Alicia Witt [as Miss Lunk]; Jean Louise Kelly [as Roweenie]; Jay Thomas [as Coach Muenster];

What’s the Difference? (Table of Contents: 16)

A Massive Chart Attack Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mark Evanier
Pencils
Rick Tulka
Inks
Rick Tulka
Letters
typeset

What Does a College Degree Still Assure Today’s Graduates? (Table of Contents: 17)

Mad Fold-In / illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Colors
Al Jaffee
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Inside back cover

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. We’re Here, We’re Stupid, Get Used to It!
    Mad
  2. 1. Smellen
    DeGeneres to a Fault Dept.
  3. 2. What You’re Missing When You Miss the Local Noon News
    Broadcast Snooze Dept.
  4. 3. The Newt Gingrich Video Club!
    The Film-flam Man Dept.
  5. 4. Statistical Breakdown of Mad Subscriber Cancellation
    Many Unhappy Returns Dept.
  6. 5. A Mad Look at Emergency Rooms
    Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.]
  7. 6. More Chilling Thoughts
    The Fright Stuff Dept.
  8. 7. Are You a “Type A” Personality?
    Stressed to Kill Dept.
  9. 8. Heirlooms of the Future
    An Embarrassment of Richard’s Dept.
  10. 9. The Lighter Side of...
    Berg's-Eye View Dept.
  11. 10. Pat the President
    A Loose Buchanan Dept.
  12. 11. June 3, One Million B.C.
    Passing a Stone Age Dept.
  13. 12. Biblical Pet Peeves
    In the Name of the Bother Dept.
  14. 13. The Neighborhood Pennypincher
    Flier Beware Dept.
  15. 14. The Confusing Calvary Confrontation
    Tales from the Duck Side Dept.
  16. 15. Mr. Hollow’s Old Puss
    The Leader of the Bland Dept.
  17. 16. What’s the Difference?
    A Massive Chart Attack Dept.
  18. 17. What Does a College Degree Still Assure Today’s Graduates?
    Mad Fold-In
This issue was modified by, among others
  • mcomics
  • Gregory Fischer
  • Katy Hayhurst
  • Thomas Johnson