Duck Ewing is explicitly credited with the border art writing.
Letters from Johnny Hornbeck II, Mari Tg, Katie Polatsek, J.S. Butler, Melanie Johnston; photos of Tom Anderson and his baby and his envelope; photo of Alice Cooper throttling the Up the Academy Alfred E. Neuman statue; house ads for Tales Calculated to Drive You Mad #2 and Mad Fold This Book! by Al Jaffee.
Billed as "A Mad Parody" but a pretty damning indictment of overseas sneaker sweatshops and child labor.
Answer: Cloning Alfred.