Mad #363 [Illustrated Border Variant]
(November 1997)

EC, 1952 Series
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Price
2.50 USD; 3.50 CAD
Pages
52
Indicia Frequency
Monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
E.C. Publications Inc.
Barcode
070992332304 11
Editing
Nick Meglin (credited) (editor); John Ficarra (credited) (editor); Joe Orlando (credited) (consulting editor); Charlie Kadau (credited) (associate editor); Joe Raiola (credited) (associate editor); D. Shayne (credited as David Shayne) (assistant editor); Amy L. Vozeolas (credited as Amy Mavrikis) (editorial assistant); Dick DeBartolo (credited) (creative consultant); Annie Gaines (credited) (managing editor); Leonard Brenner (credited) (graphics consultant); Thomas Nozkowski (credited) (production); Nadina Simon (credited as Nadina S. Simon) (assistant art director); Jonathan Schneider (art director); Marla Weisenborn (production assistant)

Issue Notes

Marginal art (Drawn-Out Dramas) by Sergio Aragones throughout the issue.
This issue has variants:

Win a Night with the Spice Girls (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Edwing (credited as Duck Edwing) (border art)
Pencils
Joe DeVito; Al Jaffee (border art)
Inks
Joe DeVito; Al Jaffee (border art)
Colors
Joe DeVito
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Duck Ewing is explicitly credited with the border art writing.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1) (Expand) /

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

table of contents / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Random Samplings of Readers Mail (Table of Contents: 3)

Letters and Tomatoes Dept. / letters page / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Letters from Johnny Hornbeck II, Mari Tg, Katie Polatsek, J.S. Butler, Melanie Johnston; photos of Tom Anderson and his baby and his envelope; photo of Alice Cooper throttling the Up the Academy Alfred E. Neuman statue; house ads for Tales Calculated to Drive You Mad #2 and Mad Fold This Book! by Al Jaffee.

F*!@/Off (Table of Contents: 4)

Identity for Two Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Dick DeBartolo
Pencils
Mort Drucker
Inks
Mort Drucker
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
John Travolta [as Worn Arches]; Nicolas Cage [as Casting Ploy]; Joan Allen [as Grief Arches]; Dominique Swain [as Jammies Arches]; Gina Gershon [as Sucha Hustler]; Julia Roberts (cameo)

Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Dating (Table of Contents: 5)

The Schmucks Stop Here Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Tom Cheney
Pencils
Kevin Pope
Inks
Kevin Pope
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

The Mad World of... Drugs (Table of Contents: 6)

Behind the Hallucinate Ball Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Anna Becker
Pencils
Peter Kuper
Inks
Peter Kuper
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed (Table of Contents: 7)

Initial Distraction Dept. / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Darren Johnson
Pencils
Richard Weiss
Inks
Richard Weiss
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Job Application Form for the Next Spice Girl (Table of Contents: 8)

Audition and Subtraction Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Charlie Kadau
Pencils
Hermann Mejia
Inks
Hermann Mejia
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Monroe &... the Gym Class (Table of Contents: 9)

Angster's Paradise Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Anthony Barbieri
Pencils
Bill Wray
Inks
Bill Wray
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Why Your Parents Really Had You (Table of Contents: 10)

Mom and Pop Psychology Dept. / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Peggy Doody
Pencils
R. J. Matson
Inks
R. J. Matson
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Reprints

Little Known Windows 95 "Tips of the Day" (Table of Contents: 11)

It's a Boot Point Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Jeff Kruse
Pencils
Gerry Gersten
Inks
Gerry Gersten
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything (Table of Contents: 12)

The Dissing Link Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Mike Snider
Pencils
Rick Tulka
Inks
Rick Tulka
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

A Mad Look at Gangs (Table of Contents: 13)

Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.] / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Sergio Aragonés
Pencils
Sergio Aragonés
Inks
Sergio Aragonés
Letters
Sergio Aragonés

Genre
humor

Mad Interviews the Defense Attorney of the Year (Table of Contents: 14)

Slaughter in the Court Dept. / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Stan Hart
Pencils
Timothy Shamey
Inks
Timothy Shamey
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

So What if it's 110 Degrees, You'd Better Keep Sewing (Table of Contents: 15)

Youth-in-Asia Dept. / photo story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Joe Raiola; D. Shayne (credited as David Shayne)
Pencils
Irving Schild (photograph)
Inks
Irving Schild (photograph)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; advocacy

Indexer Notes

Billed as "A Mad Parody" but a pretty damning indictment of overseas sneaker sweatshops and child labor.

The Dead-On Symptoms of a Dying Shopping Mall (Table of Contents: 16)

Taking the Wind Out of Their Sales Dept. / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
John Caldwell
Pencils
John Caldwell
Inks
John Caldwell
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Spy Vs Spy (Table of Contents: 17)

Joke and Dagger Dept. DO NOT USE; Spy vs. Spy / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Peter Kuper
Pencils
Peter Kuper
Inks
Peter Kuper
Letters
Peter Kuper

Genre
humor; spy

Corntact (Table of Contents: 18)

SETI as She Goes Dept. / comic story / 6 pages (report information)

Script
Dick DeBartolo
Pencils
Sam Viviano
Inks
Sam Viviano
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Elmer Fudd (cameo); Marty McFly (cameo); Alfred E. Neuman (cameo); Roger Rabbit (cameo); Jodie Foster [as Dr. Ellie Outaways]; Matthew McConaughey [as Palmer Loss]; Tom Skerrit [as David Humdrum]; Angela Bassett [as Rachel Constant-Pain]; James Woods [as Michael Kidz]; William Fichtner [as Dr. Bent Bark]; John Hurt [as R.S. HasBeen]; Bill Clinton (cameo); Tommy Pickles (cameo); Tom Hanks [as Forrest Gump]; Gromit (cameo); Carl Sagan (cameo); Anthony Hopkins [as Hannibal Lecter] (cameo); David Morse [as Morrison Outaways] (cameo)

Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds (Table of Contents: 19)

Grieving Las Vegas Dept. / illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mike Snider
Pencils
Thomas Fluharty
Inks
Thomas Fluharty
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Characters
The Spice Girls

What Scientific Meddling Has Many Folks Trembling? (Table of Contents: 20)

Mad Fold-In / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Al Jaffee
Pencils
Al Jaffee
Inks
Al Jaffee
Colors
Al Jaffee
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Answer: Cloning Alfred.

eVan Gogh Holyfield Self-Portrait (Table of Contents: 21)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. Win a Night with the Spice Girls
  2. 1. ["Tis the season to waste money!"]
  3. 2. [no title indexed]
  4. 3. Random Samplings of Readers Mail
    Letters and Tomatoes Dept.
  5. 4. F*!@/Off
    Identity for Two Dept.
  6. 5. Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Dating
    The Schmucks Stop Here Dept.
  7. 6. The Mad World of... Drugs
    Behind the Hallucinate Ball Dept.
  8. 7. Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed
    Initial Distraction Dept.
  9. 8. Job Application Form for the Next Spice Girl
    Audition and Subtraction Dept.
  10. 9. Monroe &... the Gym Class
    Angster's Paradise Dept.
  11. 10. Why Your Parents Really Had You
    Mom and Pop Psychology Dept.
  12. 11. Little Known Windows 95 "Tips of the Day"
    It's a Boot Point Dept.
  13. 12. 6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything
    The Dissing Link Dept.
  14. 13. A Mad Look at Gangs
    Serge-In General Dept. [Serge In General Dept.]
  15. 14. Mad Interviews the Defense Attorney of the Year
    Slaughter in the Court Dept.
  16. 15. So What if it's 110 Degrees, You'd Better Keep Sewing
    Youth-in-Asia Dept.
  17. 16. The Dead-On Symptoms of a Dying Shopping Mall
    Taking the Wind Out of Their Sales Dept.
  18. 17. Spy Vs Spy
    Joke and Dagger Dept. DO NOT USE; Spy vs. Spy
  19. 18. Corntact
    SETI as She Goes Dept.
  20. 19. Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds
    Grieving Las Vegas Dept.
  21. 20. What Scientific Meddling Has Many Folks Trembling?
    Mad Fold-In
  22. 21. eVan Gogh Holyfield Self-Portrait
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