National Lampoon Magazine
#7/1985
(July 1985)
- Price
- 2.00 USD
- Pages
- 92
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- Publisher's Age Guidelines
- The Humor Magazine for Adults
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- NL Communications Inc.
- Editing
- Matty Simmons (editor-in-chief); Andy Simmons; Michael Simmons; Peter Kleinman
Issue Notes
Movie poster for "National Lampoon's European Vacation" by Boris Vallejo on page 7.
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Buddy Hickerson (signed as B Hickerson)
- Pencils
- Buddy Hickerson (signed as B Hickerson)
- Inks
- Buddy Hickerson (signed as B Hickerson)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Remember class, we must never make fun of others ... unless they look like 'pimple face' here.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A teacher insults one of her students while spouting a line about tolerance.
- Keywords
- hypocrisy; school
Indexer Notes
Page 6.
Joe's First Job Interview
comic story / 0.25 page
- Script
- ? [as M. Jacobs] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as M. Jacobs] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as M. Jacobs] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young man keeps vomiting at his first job interview.
- Keywords
- job interview; vomiting
Indexer Notes
Page 8.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Pencils
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Inks
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A typical middle-aged couple tells their son, a centaur, he's adopted.
- Keywords
- adoption; centaur
Indexer Notes
Page 10.
[no title indexed]
Photo Phunnies / photo story / 1 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Mr. Chairman, we've got some serious problems.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The board of directors of a company is furious with their chairman.
- Keywords
- baby; corporation; double-meaning
Indexer Notes
Page 20.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- When I grow up can I fuck Mommy like you do?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A boy asks his father an inappropriate question.
- Keywords
- father
Indexer Notes
Page 26.
Youth Is Scary
comic story / 3 pages
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- Synopsis
- How society reacts to children and to anyone younger than they are.
- Keywords
- Army; children; police; suicide
Indexer Notes
Pages 28-30.
[no title indexed]
Timberland Tales / comic story / 2 pages
- Script
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- Pencils
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- Inks
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- Letters
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's July, which of course, in Canada, means...
- Characters
- Maurice; Foamy (dog)
- Synopsis
- Maurice and Foamy find an injured hiker.
- Keywords
- Canada; dog; fox; rabies
Indexer Notes
Pages 34-35.
[no title indexed]
Photo Phunnies / photo story / 1 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'll tell ya, it's tough being a baby.
- Synopsis
- The world from a baby's point of view.
- Keywords
- baby
Indexer Notes
Page 41.
Ageless Love
comic story / 6 pages
- Script
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Pencils
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Inks
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Colors
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Letters
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Genre
- romance; satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A middle-aged woman gets plastic surgery and goes back to high school.
- Reprints
-
in USA magazine (Comics USA, 1987 series) #38 (janvier 1989)
-
- Keywords
- high school; plastic surgery
Indexer Notes
Pages 43-48.
The Origin of the Titman
comic story / 6 pages
- Script
- Larry Sloman; Peter Kleinman
- Pencils
- Ralph Reese (credited)
- Inks
- Ralph Reese (credited)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- satire-parody; superhero
- Characters
- Carnegie Melon; Honey Melon; Titman [Buster Melon]; Bobbin; Kenny Flaccid (cameo)
- Synopsis
- A parody of the origin of Batman.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bra; breasts; dream
Indexer Notes
Pages 49-52.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- ? [as T. Haggerty] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as T. Haggerty] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as T. Haggerty] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I wouldn't say that jerking off ten times a day is a health risk, but maybe you should use your left hand once in a while.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A pediatrician gives some advice to a young boy.
- Keywords
- doctor; masturbation
Indexer Notes
Page 57.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Pencils
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Inks
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Jesus! All I did was say 'Hi.'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two teen girls get an unexpected reaction when they walk past a teen boy.
- Keywords
- teens
Indexer Notes
Page 58.
[Unexpected Genie]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Pencils
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Inks
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young man is rubbing something other than a lamp when a genie appears.
- Keywords
- genie; masturbation
Indexer Notes
Page 74. Pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Pencils
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Inks
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- No, we're not midgets--we're Italian first graders.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A businessman is confused by two short, but mature-looking children.
- Keywords
- children; Italian; stereotypes
Indexer Notes
Page 80.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.33 page
- Script
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Pencils
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Inks
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Hello, is this the police department bomb squad?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A teenage panics when he gets a huge pimple on his face.
- Keywords
- pimple; teen; telephone
Indexer Notes
Page 82.
[Bedtime Companion]
comic story / 0.4 page
- Script
- John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
- Pencils
- John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
- Inks
- John Jonik (signed as Jonik)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young boy goes to bed with a teddy bear. But when his mother leaves, he takes a doll of a nude woman from inside the teddy bear and cuddles with it.
- Keywords
- doll; teddy bear
Indexer Notes
Page 90. Three-panel pantomime story.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
-
1.
["Remember class, we must never make fun of others ... unless they look like 'pimple face' here."]
-
2.
Joe's First Job Interview
-
3.
["Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."]
-
4.
["Mr. Chairman, we've got some serious problems."]
Photo Phunnies -
5.
["When I grow up can I fuck Mommy like you do?"]
-
6.
Youth Is Scary
-
7.
["It's July, which of course, in Canada, means..."]
Timberland Tales -
8.
["I'll tell ya, it's tough being a baby."]
Photo Phunnies -
9.
Ageless Love
-
10.
The Origin of the Titman
-
11.
["I wouldn't say that jerking off ten times a day is a health risk, but maybe you should use your left hand once in a while."]
-
12.
["Jesus! All I did was say 'Hi.'"]
-
13.
[Unexpected Genie]
-
14.
["No, we're not midgets--we're Italian first graders."]
-
15.
["Hello, is this the police department bomb squad?"]
-
16.
[Bedtime Companion]
This issue was modified by
- Jim Van Dore
- Luther Weaver
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