(April 1985)

National Lampoon, Inc., 1970 Series
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Price:
2.00 USD
Pages:
92
Indicia frequency:
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher:
NL Communications, Inc.
Editing:
Marty SImmons (editor-in-chief)
Color:
color cover
Dimensions:
magazine size
Binding:
saddle-stitched

Issue Notes

The Best from Europe.


["Hi, I'm a Polish prostitute."] (Table of Contents)

Photo Phunnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (photos)
Inks:
? (photos)
Letters:
?

Synopsis:
A Polish prostitute pays her customers, instead of getting paid.
Keywords:
adult; prostitute

[Nude Performance Artist] (Table of Contents)

Photo Phunnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
?
Pencils:
? (photos)
Inks:
? (photos)
Letters:
?

Synopsis:
A nude female performance artist does impersonations of Hitler, Mussolini, Churchill, and Irving Kaufman.
Keywords:
adult; nude; performance art

[Hunchbacks as Camel] (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Fred (signed)
Pencils:
Fred (signed)
Inks:
Fred (signed)
Colors:
Fred ?

Synopsis:
Two hunchbacks dress in a camel costume, with their hunchbacks forming the camel's humps.
Reprints:
  • from ? (France)
Keywords:
camel; hunchback

Indexer Notes

Pantomime story.

Lucky Day for a Lucky Guy (Table of Contents)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script:
Philippe Foerster [as Foerster] (signed); ? (translation)
Pencils:
Philippe Foerster [as Foerster] (signed)
Inks:
Philippe Foerster [as Foerster] (signed)
Letters:
?

Characters:
Leon Frenchfry
Synopsis:
A man continually has bad things happen to him all his life.
Reprints:
  • from ? (France)
Keywords:
amputee; disfigurement; explosion

The Sales Director (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Kamagurka; ? (translation)
Pencils:
Kamagurka
Inks:
Kamagurka
Letters:
?

Synopsis:
A boss beats up a sales director, who is giving a status report.
Reprints:
  • from ? (France, 1982)

[German Shepherds with Rifles] (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 0.5 page (report information)

Script:
Wilhelm (signed)
Pencils:
Wilhelm (signed)
Inks:
Wilhelm (signed)
Colors:
?

Synopsis:
German shepherd dogs with rifles strapped to their backs ambush trucks.
Reprints:
  • from ? (France)
Keywords:
dogs; war

[The Decoy] (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 0.5 page (report information)

Script:
Wilhelm (signed)
Pencils:
Wilhelm (signed)
Inks:
Wilhelm (signed)
Colors:
?

Synopsis:
A soldier with a machine gun uses a nude woman to draw men into a trap.
Reprints:
  • from ? (France)
Keywords:
decoy; machine gun; war

Indexer Notes

Pantomime story.

[Hoviv Cartoons] (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
Hoviv (signed)
Pencils:
Hoviv (signed)
Inks:
Hoviv (signed)

Synopsis:
Four cartoons: A man on a flying carpet flashes an airliner. A nude man on a beach covers himself when an airplane passes over. A airplane has oars sticking out the windows and is being rowed across an ocean. Men on an airplane check out a stewardess's butt, while she thinks they are all pigs.
Reprints:
  • from ? (France)

Indexer Notes

All pantomime cartoons.

[Nasal Acrobats] (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Fred (signed)
Pencils:
Fred (signed)
Inks:
Fred (signed)
Colors:
Fred ?

Synopsis:
An acrobat holds another in the air by sticking his finger up his nose.
Reprints:
  • from ? (France)
Keywords:
acrobats; nose

[Amputee Trapeze Artists] (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
Fred
Pencils:
Fred
Inks:
Fred
Colors:
Fred ?

Synopsis:
Amputee trapeze artists. One man has hooks instead of hands, the other has rings instead of hands (in order to catch the hooks.)
Reprints:
  • from ? (France)
Keywords:
amputees; circus; trapeze

Indexer Notes

Two-page spread.

Norwegian Woof (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script:
Morten M. Kristiansen
Pencils:
Morten M. Kristiansen
Inks:
Morten M. Kristiansen

Genre:
satire-parody
Synopsis:
Fourteen variations on the RCA advertising symbol "His Master's Voice." (dog listening to phonograph)
Reprints:
  • from ? (Norway)
Keywords:
dog; phonograph

Indexer Notes

Not known if these originally appeared separately or as part of a feature.

[Little Red Riding Hood with Bodyguards] (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Quino (signed)
Pencils:
Quino (signed)
Inks:
Quino (signed)

Genre:
satire-parody
Characters:
Little Red Riding Hood
Synopsis:
Red Riding Hood has a squad of bodyguards to protect her from the wolf.
Reprints:
  • from ? (Spain)
Keywords:
fairy tale; wolf

Indexer Notes

Pantomime cartoon.

[Pigeons on Statue] (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Quino (signed)
Pencils:
Quino (signed)
Inks:
Quino (signed)

Synopsis:
Townspeople unveil a statue, which was sculpted to include pigeons already sitting on it.
Reprints:
  • from ? (Spain)
Keywords:
pigeons; statue

Indexer Notes

Pantomime story.

[Janitor's Hall of Fame] (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Quino (signed)
Pencils:
Quino (signed)
Inks:
Quino (signed)

Synopsis:
After cleaning the boardroom with large paintings of former leaders, the janitor goes to his supply room, which features large paintings of former janitors.
Reprints:
  • from ? (Spain)
Keywords:
boardroom; janitor; paintings

Indexer Notes

Pantomime story.

[Checking His Fig Leaf] (Table of Contents)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Quino (signed)
Pencils:
Quino (signed)
Inks:
Quino (signed)

Synopsis:
At a formal affair, a man checks his clothing (a fig leaf) at the coat check.
Reprints:
  • from ? (Spain)
Keywords:
coat check; fig leaf

Indexer Notes

Pantomime story.

Zombie Night (Table of Contents)

Squeak the Mouse / comic story / 10 pages (report information)

Script:
Massimo Mattioli
Pencils:
Massimo Mattioli
Inks:
Massimo Mattioli
Colors:
Massimo Mattioli ?

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals; satire-parody
Synopsis:
A cat uses a variety of violent methods to fight off zombies.
Reprints:
  • from ? (Italy)
Keywords:
violence; zombies

Indexer Notes

Pantomime story.

Miracle in Holland (Table of Contents)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script:
Theo van den Boogaard; ? (translation)
Pencils:
Wim T. Schippers
Inks:
Wim T. Schippers
Letters:
?

Synopsis:
A man interrupts a burial and opens the casket to find it occupant is still alive.
Reprints:
  • from ? (Netherlands)
Keywords:
burial; Holland; priest

[Meager Dinner] (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Julek Kedzirski
Pencils:
Julek Kedzirski
Inks:
Julek Kedzirski
Colors:
Julek Kedzirski ?

Synopsis:
A man looks at his unappetizing canned food, which is served on a tablecloth decorated with pictures of all kinds of delicious food.
Reprints:
  • from ? (Poland)
Keywords:
food; tablecloth

Indexer Notes

Pantomime cartoon.

[The Executive's Chair] (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Julek Kedzirski
Pencils:
Julek Kedzirski
Inks:
Julek Kedzirski
Colors:
Julek Kedzirski ?

Synopsis:
An executive's chair has a flush toilet tank hanging on the wall behind it.
Reprints:
  • from ? (Poland)
Keywords:
chair; flush toilet

Indexer Notes

Pantomime cartoon.

[Petricic Cartoons] (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script:
Dusan Petricic
Pencils:
Dusan Petricic
Inks:
Dusan Petricic

Synopsis:
Four cartoons: A captain stands on a dock while his ship sinks in front of him. A man wants to take a boulder on an elevator. A salesman shows a customer how a suit looks with a knife in the back. A man points something out to a boy; but the man's beard covers the boy's face.
Reprints:
  • from ? (Yugoslavia)
Keywords:
beard; elevator; knife; ship

[Swearing Off TV] (Table of Contents)

Calculus Cat / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script:
Hunt Emerson (signed)
Pencils:
Hunt Emerson (signed)
Inks:
Hunt Emerson (signed)
Letters:
Hunt Emerson (signed)

Genre:
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Characters:
Calculus Cat
Synopsis:
Calculus Cat tries to spend an evening without watching television.
Reprints:
  • from Knockabout #?
Keywords:
television
Editing

Table of Contents

  1. 0. ["Hi, I'm a Polish prostitute."]
    Photo Phunnies
  2. 1. [Nude Performance Artist]
    Photo Phunnies
  3. 2. [Hunchbacks as Camel]
  4. 3. Lucky Day for a Lucky Guy
  5. 4. The Sales Director
  6. 5. [German Shepherds with Rifles]
  7. 6. [The Decoy]
  8. 7. [Hoviv Cartoons]
  9. 8. [Nasal Acrobats]
  10. 9. [Amputee Trapeze Artists]
  11. 10. Norwegian Woof
  12. 11. [Little Red Riding Hood with Bodyguards]
  13. 12. [Pigeons on Statue]
  14. 13. [Janitor's Hall of Fame]
  15. 14. [Checking His Fig Leaf]
  16. 15. Zombie Night
    Squeak the Mouse
  17. 16. Miracle in Holland
  18. 17. [Meager Dinner]
  19. 18. [The Executive's Chair]
  20. 19. [Petricic Cartoons]
  21. 20. [Swearing Off TV]
    Calculus Cat
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