National Lampoon Magazine #4/1986

(April 1986)

[Hooker-Gynecologist] (Table of Contents)

Foto Funnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Pencils:

? (photos)

Inks:

? (photos)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Synopsis:

After sex, a hooker and a gynecologist present their bills.

Keywords:

gynecologist; prostitute

[Origin] (Table of Contents)

Doctor-Lawyer / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Ed Subitzky

Pencils:

Ed Subitzky

Inks:

Ed Subitzky

Colors:

Ed Subitzky ?

Letters:

Ed Subitzky

Content Information

Genre:

satire-parody

Characters:

Doctor-Lawyer

Synopsis:

A man graduates from Harvard with a law degree, then goes back to become a doctor.

Keywords:

doctor; lawyer

The Man Who Dropped Dead in the Afternoon! (Table of Contents)

Doctor-Lawyer / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Ed Subitzky

Pencils:

Ed Subitzky

Inks:

Ed Subitzky

Colors:

Ed Subitzky ?

Letters:

Ed Subitzky

Content Information

Genre:

satire-parody

Characters:

Doctor-Lawyer

Synopsis:

Doctor-Lawyer is accused of malpractice and is also the prosecuting attorney in the case.

Keywords:

doctor; heart attack; lawyer; trial

The Life and Times of Edwin Meese III (Table of Contents)

Shysters Illustrated / comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Andy Simmons

Pencils:

Adam Kubert

Inks:

Adam Kubert

Colors:

?

Letters:

?

Content Information

Genre:

satire-parody

Characters:

Edwin Meese III; Ronald Reagan; Bonzo (chimpanzee)

Synopsis:

A libelous account of the life of Attorney General Edwin Meese.

Keywords:

ambulance; Attorney General; lawyer; trial

Indexer Notes

Parody of Classics Illustrated. Color cover and three page black and white story.

["Oliver meets his new boss at the factory!"] (Table of Contents)

Oliver in Whacko Land / comic story / 0.75 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Gahan Wilson (signed)

Pencils:

Gahan Wilson (signed)

Inks:

Gahan Wilson (signed)

Letters:

Gahan Wilson (signed)

Content Information

Characters:

Oliver

Synopsis:

Oliver's boss decides Oliver needs a new head and new hands.

Indexer Notes

Part of a continued story.

[The Exhibition] (Table of Contents)

Trots and Bonnie / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Shary Flenniken (signed)

Pencils:

Shary Flenniken (signed)

Inks:

Shary Flenniken (signed)

Letters:

Shary Flenniken (signed)

Content Information

Characters:

Trots (dog); Bonnie; Pepsi; Mary Shultz

Synopsis:

Pepsi decides to make money from "secondary sexual experiences."

Sex and Violence (Table of Contents)

Now It Can Be Told / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Rick Geary (signed)

Pencils:

Rick Geary (signed)

Inks:

Rick Geary (signed)

Letters:

Rick Geary (signed)

Content Information

Synopsis:

Random observations about everyday life.

Keywords:

apes; food; movies; shoes; World Trade Center

[Slipcovers] (Table of Contents)

Steve Draper Custom Upholsterer / comic story / 0.75 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Ron Barrett

Pencils:

Ron Barrett

Inks:

Ron Barrett

Letters:

Ron Barrett

Content Information

Characters:

Steve Draper

Synopsis:

A wife comes to Steve Draper. Her husband is cheating on her with an upholstered chair.

Keywords:

adultery; slipcovers; upholstery

[Dreams] (Table of Contents)

Dog Date Diary / comic story / 0.25 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Ron Barrett

Pencils:

Ron Barrett

Inks:

Ron Barrett

Letters:

Ron Barrett

Content Information

Synopsis:

A dog has an erotic dream.

Keywords:

dog; dream

[Confession] (Table of Contents)

Dirty Father Harry / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Mark Marek [as Mark Cyril Marek]

Pencils:

Mark Marek [as Mark Cyril Marek]

Inks:

Mark Marek [as Mark Cyril Marek]

Letters:

Mark Marek [as Mark Cyril Marek]

Content Information

Genre:

detective-mystery; satire-parody

Characters:

Dirty Father Harry

Synopsis:

A man comes to confess his sins to a priest. Dirty Father Harry beats the man with a blackjack to get a full account of all his sins.

Keywords:

blackjack; confession; priest

[Visiting Mrs. Van Buren] (Table of Contents)

Sam de Groot / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)

Pencils:

Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)

Inks:

Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)

Letters:

Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)

Content Information

Genre:

detective-mystery; satire-parody

Characters:

Sam de Groot; Mrs. Van Buren

Synopsis:

Sam finds that Mrs. Van Buren is also in an iron lung. She tells of committing adultery with a man eight years ago, who her husband has kept locked inside her iron lung ever since.

Keywords:

adultery; iron lung

Indexer Notes

Part of a continued story.

[The New Year's Eve Party] (Table of Contents)

Timberland Tales / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

B. K. Taylor

Pencils:

B. K. Taylor

Inks:

B. K. Taylor

Letters:

B. K. Taylor

Content Information

Characters:

Dr. Rogers; Kathleen; Maurice; Constable Tom; Foamy (dog)

Synopsis:

Dr. Rogers spikes the eggnog at a New Year's Eve party. Everyone gets drunk and eventually Constable Tom burns down the cabin.

Keywords:

drunk; eggnog; fire; New Year's Eve

[Hospital Patients] (Table of Contents)

Foto Funnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Pencils:

? (photos)

Inks:

? (photos)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Synopsis:

Two characters in wheelchairs discuss their ailments.

Keywords:

wheelchair

[The Doctor's Office] (Table of Contents)

Mr. Vengeance / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Buddy Hickerson (signed)

Pencils:

Buddy Hickerson (signed)

Inks:

Buddy Hickerson (signed)

Letters:

Buddy Hickerson (signed)

Content Information

Characters:

Mr. Vengeance

Synopsis:

Mr. Vengeance gets revenge on the doctor who drained his mother's funds and forced her to go on welfare. He takes over the office and does his usual quota of crude and cruel deeds.

Keywords:

doctor; enema; surgery

St. Hell's (Table of Contents)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Randy Jones (signed)

Pencils:

Randy Jones (signed)

Inks:

Randy Jones (signed)

Colors:

?

Letters:

?

Content Information

Synopsis:

Dr. Flaccid's experiment releases a toxic cloud of artificial intelligence which turns St. Helen's Hospital into a madhouse.

Keywords:

doctor; hospital

Indexer Notes

Red highlights are the only color. Title may be a play on the TV show "St. Elsewhere."