National Lampoon Magazine #3/1985

(March 1985)

[Typewriter Talk] (Table of Contents)

Photo Phunnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Pencils:

? (photos)

Inks:

? (photos)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Synopsis:

Two typewriters talk. A veteran tells a newcomer about the odd antics of writers at the Lampoon in the last 15 years.

Keywords:

typewriters

Indexer Notes

Another reference to the 15th Anniversary issue.

["We should get Big George something nice for the fifteenth anniversary."] (Table of Contents)

Photo Phunnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Pencils:

? (photos)

Inks:

? (photos)

Letters:

?

Content Information

Characters:

George Agoglia (photo)

Synopsis:

Staff members decide to give publisher George Agoglia a hooker to celebrate the 15th anniversary.

Keywords:

anniversary; gift; prostitute

Indexer Notes

Yet another reference to the 15th Anniversary issue.

Sexy Cover Issue (Table of Contents)

cover reprint (on interior page) / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Pencils:

? (photo); ? (art)

Inks:

? (photo); ? (art)

Colors:

? (photo)

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Reprints:

• from National Lampoon Magazine (National Lampoon, Inc., 1970 series) #v1#1

Keywords:

duck

Indexer Notes

Cover of the first issue from April 1970.

Telling a Kid His Parents Are Dead (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 3 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Ed Bluestone

Pencils:

Shary Flenniken

Inks:

Shary Flenniken

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Synopsis:

Twelve cartoons about distracting a young boy before telling him his parents are dead.

Reprints:

• from National Lampoon Magazine (National Lampoon, Inc., 1970 series) #v1#34

Keywords:

baseball; death; ice cream; roller coaster

Turtle Farms of South America (Table of Contents)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Pencils:

?

Inks:

?

Colors:

?

Letters:

?

Content Information

Genre:

satire-parody

Synopsis:

South American turtle farmers are abusing rabbits when harvesting their turtles.

Reprints:

• from National Lampoon Magazine #?

Keywords:

rabbits.; South America; turtles

S. Gross: A Retrospective (Table of Contents)

cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

? (intro); Sam Gross [as S. Gross] (cartoons)

Pencils:

Sam Gross [as S. Gross]

Inks:

Sam Gross [as S. Gross]

Letters:

typeset

Content Information

Synopsis:

A fake retrospective of 12 Gross cartoons supposed published in various magazines going back to 1929.

Reprints:

• from National Lampoon Magazine #?

Keywords:

; bar; Crucifixion; iron lung; model railroad; organ grinder; wolf

["I'm Fartman"] (Table of Contents)

Foto Funnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Pencils:

? (photos)

Inks:

? (photos)

Letters:

?

Content Information

Genre:

satire-parody; superhero

Characters:

Fartman

Synopsis:

A man has superpowers from his farts, but is too embarrassed to use them.

Reprints:

• from National Lampoon Magazine #?

World Night Court (Table of Contents)

photo story / 4 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Pencils:

? (photos)

Inks:

? (photos)

Letters:

?

Content Information

Genre:

satire-parody

Synopsis:

Countries of the world bring their problems to the World Court, where their representatives behave in less than formal fashion.

Reprints:

• from National Lampoon Magazine #?

Indexer Notes

The title is a takeoff on the TV series "Night Court."

[Meeting of the Drunks] (Table of Contents)

photo story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Pencils:

? (photos)

Inks:

? (photos)

Letters:

?

Content Information

Genre:

satire-parody

Characters:

Dorothy Parker; Li Po; Winston Churchill

Synopsis:

A talk show brings together three famous persons, who were also heavy drinkers.

Reprints:

• from National Lampoon Magazine #?

Keywords:

drinking; talk show

[Jane Curtin and Mary Tyler Moore Take Off Their Clothes] (Table of Contents)

Foto Funnies / photo story / 1 page (report information)

Credits

Script:

?

Letters:

?

Content Information

Synopsis:

An airport x-ray scanner fogs a photographer's film, so all the panels are solid black with just word balloons.

Reprints:

• from National Lampoon Magazine #?

Keywords:

airport; film; x-ray

The Origin of Politenessman (Table of Contents)

Politenessman / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Credits

Script:

Ron Barrett

Pencils:

Ron Barrett

Inks:

Ron Barrett

Colors:

?

Letters:

Ron Barrett

Content Information

Characters:

Politenessman [Barton Krude]; Matt Krude; Emma Krude

Synopsis:

A vulgar young boy becomes an expert in etiquette when a box of radioactive hankies falls on his head.

Reprints:

• from National Lampoon Magazine #?

Keywords:

charm school; etiquette; radioactive; rudeness; truck