- Pencils
- James Turner
- Inks
- James Turner
- Letters
- James Turner
- Reprints
Map of Jupiter and surrounding bodies
- Script
- James Turner
- Pencils
- James Turner
- Inks
- James Turner
- Letters
- James Turner
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
- Characters
- Max Zing; Snar; Emperor Zong; Urk; Moxy Comet; General Nung; General Grymak
- Synopsis
- On the moon of Io, 2853 AD, the young video game-loving prince Max Zing has been appointed heir to the throne by his retired father. Urk becomes Max's bodyguard. To impress Moxy Comet, Max proves he won't be a tyrant by offering free health care, education and social programs for his citizens, to be paid for by slashing the military budget. Upon hearing this, General Grymak gathers the armies to prepare for a coup.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Imperial Iopolis; Io
First of an intended ongoing series cancelled due to low Diamond advance orders on this issue; subsequent issues appeared as digital comics on the SLG website and were collected in print as Warlord of Io Vol.1 (SLG, 2010). The bottom gutters of each page in this story contain excerpts from "The Sol System Encyclopedia," offering humorous commentary on the events on the pages.
- Script
- James Turner
- Pencils
- James Turner
- Inks
- James Turner
- Letters
- James Turner
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Okay, so you want to report a murder. Who's dead?
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Characters
- Mumpy Mushmuck; Grueltongue; Eargruel; Pukdrool; Double-Beak; Screw-Nose; Rotmelons; Ebolabum; Snotbutt
- Synopsis
- In Hell, Detective Mumpy Mushmuck vies with Grueltongue, a rival detective with a more impressive caseload than his. Grueltongue boasts about having tickets to the upcoming Hitler-Stalin wrestling match. When Pukdrool tells Mumpy the month's top detective will receive free tickets to the fight, Mumpy gloats the tickets will be his because he's already bribed the judges to choose him. Pukdrool considers bribery unethical.
- Keywords
- Hell
First Hell Lost feature. Continued as a webcomic, then as the digital comic series Rebel Angels.
- Script
- James Turner
- Pencils
- James Turner
- Inks
- James Turner
- Letters
- James Turner
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Percival Proll
- Synopsis
- Percival goes to see the President of Globcorp aboard his dirigible. The President boasts about how Globcorp celebrates equality, but Percival notes that as the corporation has the power to hire or fire anyone, they're hardly democratic; hearing this, the President fires Percival.
- Script
- James Turner
- Pencils
- James Turner
- Inks
- James Turner
- Letters
- James Turner
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A chair talks to itself about its troubles in-between being sat upon.
- Script
- James Turner
- Pencils
- James Turner
- Inks
- James Turner
- Letters
- James Turner
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
- Characters
- Supreme Commander Dan; Tiki Space Pirates; the Dread Buttocks Beast
- Synopsis
- Supreme Commander Dan must face an invasion by the Tiki Space Pirates and their Dread Buttocks Beast; ordering his men to nuke the beast, Dan retires to his room to read a comic book, wishing he'd gone into comic book publishing instead.
Supreme Commander Dan is a tribute to SLG publisher Dan Vado.
- Pencils
- James Turner
- Inks
- James Turner
- Colors
- James Turner
- Letters
- James Turner
- Characters
- Tiki Space Warriors
Back cover illustration