Where Demented Wented: The Art and Comics of Rory Hayes

(2008)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Letters

Rory Hayes; typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

For Clay Wilson from R. Hayes (R. Hate) (R. Hint)

Characters

Rory Hayes (photo)

Where Demented Wented (Table of Contents: 2)

credits, title page / 4 pages (report information)

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Colors

Rory Hayes

Letters

typeset; Rory Hayes

Indexer Notes

Title page with a double-page spread painting from Oct. 1977.; Production and copyright credits with an illustration- “Texas-Ware wants you to chew your food like the little teddy bears do.”; Table of contents with reprint credits

The Black Eyed Boodle Will Knife Ya Tonight! (Table of Contents: 3)

foreword, introduction, preface, afterword / 12 pages (report information)

Script

Edwin Pouncey

Pencils

Rory Hayes; Spain Rodriguez

Inks

Rory Hayes; Spain Rodriguez

Colors

Rory Hayes

Letters

typeset; Rory Hayes

Characters

Bogeyman; Patrick Pooh; Rory Hayes

Reprints

• from Bogeyman Comics (San Francisco Comic Book Company, 1969 series) #1 (1969)
• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Indexer Notes

Intro includes twelve illustrations, nine of them in color- An untitled sketchbook page from 1969-70; “Pooh Pictures Presents Pooh Starring Patrick Pooh” (1965-68); “Bear By Himself” (1978); A Bogeyman flyer (1969); An untitled sketchbook page- “That guy in there is nuts but I think I'll go in...” (1969-70); The front cover to Bogeyman #1 (1969); A sketch of Hayes by Spain Rodriguez; A lurid untitled and undated sketch- “You wanted my prick, now you got it!”; An “Insect Fear #5” cover rough (c. 1973); the cover to “Cunt Comics #1” (1969); the cover to “Nuts Boy Funnies #1 (1980); An untitled landscape sketch from 1979.

The Rory Story (Table of Contents: 4)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Bill Griffith; Rory Hayes

Pencils

Bill Griffith

Inks

Bill Griffith

Letters

Bill Griffith

Characters

Rory Hayes; Pooh Raas

Reprints

• from San Francisco Comic Book (The Print Mint; Last Gasp, 1980 series) #5 ([January] 1980)

Indexer Notes

Story entirely comprised of phrases from one of Rory's notebooks.

Selected Rory Hayes Bibliography (Table of Contents: 5)

credits, title page / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

typeset

Indexer Notes

Accompanied by a single illustration

The Thing in the Room! (Table of Contents: 6)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Pooh Rass; Vermo Cittack; Miss Cittack's Sister

Reprints

• from Bogeyman Comics (San Francisco Comic Book Company, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Bits of Flesh! (Table of Contents: 7)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Ted Steck; Joe Mead; Linda

Reprints

• from Bogeyman Comics (San Francisco Comic Book Company, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

The Transformation of Dr. Cline (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Dr. Cline; Death

Reprints

• from Bogeyman Comics (San Francisco Comic Book Company, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

The Creatures in the Tunnel (Table of Contents: 9)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

The Bear

Reprints

• from Bogeyman Comics (San Francisco Comic Book Company, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

The Old Man (Table of Contents: 10)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Ezra Bellin; Elsa; Young Boy

Reprints

• from Bogeyman Comics (San Francisco Comic Book Company, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Change (Table of Contents: 11)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Reprints

• from Radical America (Students for a Democratic Society, 1967 series) #v3#1 - Komiks (1969)

Dear Crusader (Table of Contents: 12)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Gary Arlington

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Reprints

• from Conspiracy Capers (The Conspiracy, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

E-ter-nity (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes; Gary Arlington ?

Pencils

Rory Hayes; Gary Arlington ?

Inks

Rory Hayes; Gary Arlington ?

Letters

Rory Hayes; Gary Arlington ?

Reprints

• from All Stars (San Francisco Comic Book Company, 1970 ? series) #[2] (1970)

Pober Saltine (Table of Contents: 14)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Pober Saltine; Huge Demon

Reprints

• from Bijou Funnies (The Print Mint Inc, 1969 series) #2 (1969)

Norg and Morg – A Strange Tale of Two Rejects (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Norg; Morg

Reprints

• from All Stars (San Francisco Comic Book Company, 1970 ? series) #[2] (1970)

Stoned Again (Table of Contents: 16)

Granny Crackbaggy / comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Granny Crackbaggy

Reprints

• from Bijou Funnies (The Print Mint Inc, 1969 series) #3 (1969)

[“Cunt Comics No. 1"] (Table of Contents: 17)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Fuck Suck (Table of Contents: 18)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Screw] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Screw] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Screw] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Screw] (signed)

Characters

Howard; Marge

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Fuck] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Fuck] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Fuck] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Fuck] (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You mutha-fuck'in uptight asshole! So my cunt is'nt good enough for that prick of yours huh!

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

First Line of Dialogue or Text

The woman in your life whom you've always been afraid to meet!

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hate] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hate] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hate] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hate] (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Help!

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Something to Say (Table of Contents: 22)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

First Line of Dialogue or Text

After I get through piss'in on ya I'm gonna let my pet eat your cunt!

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Cathy Cunt Takes a Cum Shower (Table of Contents: 24)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

Characters

Cathy Cunt

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Bertha the Bitch and Co. (Table of Contents: 25)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hate] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hate] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hate] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hate] (signed)

Characters

Bertha the Bitch

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. (Mutha-Fuck Hate] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. (Mutha-Fuck Hate] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. (Mutha-Fuck Hate] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. (Mutha-Fuck Hate] (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Godamn! You little fucki'n lesbo! Eat me off! Suck my tits! Lick my ass!

Characters

Martha

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Eat Me Mutha! (Table of Contents: 27)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. “Crazy Man” Hack] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. “Crazy Man” Hack] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. “Crazy Man” Hack] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. “Crazy Man” Hack] (signed)

Characters

Nancy

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Three Teen-age Punks Get Ahold of 16 Year Old Gloria and Fuck the Living Shit Out of Her!!! (Table of Contents: 28)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

Characters

Joe

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Prick Sick! (Table of Contents: 29)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

Characters

Bernice

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Haaaaaallppp!! My cunt is on fire!

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hint] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hint] (signed)

Reprints

• from Cunt Comics (Apex Novelties, 1969 series) #1 (1969)

Evolve (Table of Contents: 32)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

The Bear

Reprints

• from Bogeyman Comics (San Francisco Comic Book Company, 1969 series) #2 (1969)

Invitation to Death (Table of Contents: 33)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Reprints

• from Bogeyman Comics (Company & Sons, 1970 series) #3 (1970)

Last Hit (Table of Contents: 34)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Speed Demons

Reprints

• from Bogeyman Comics (Company & Sons, 1970 series) #3 (1970)

Violent Comics (Table of Contents: 35)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Reprints

• from Gothic Blimp Works (East Village Other, 1969 series) #3 ([April] 1969)
• from If the Shoe Fits #2

Mazor Storn (Table of Contents: 36)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

Characters

Mazor Storn; Sagorth Mogoz

Reprints

• from Insect Fear (The Print Mint Inc, 1970 series) #1 (1970)

The Wrath of Mazor Storn (Table of Contents: 37)

comic story / 4 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Mazor Storn; Brain-Diseased Beatnick; Donald Duck (unnamed)

Reprints

• from Insect Fear (The Print Mint Inc, 1970 series) #2 ([March 1970])

The Door is Always Open (Table of Contents: 38)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed); Rick Griffin (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed); Rick Griffin (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed); Rick Griffin (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed); Rick Griffin (signed)

Reprints

• from Bogeyman Comics (Company & Sons, 1970 series) #3 (1970)

The Keeper of the Mind (Table of Contents: 39)

comic story / 9 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Popoff Hayes; Joe Aiello; Jerry

Reprints

• from Weirdo (Last Gasp, 1981 series) #12 (Winter 1985)

Indexer Notes

Originally from 1971

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Reprints

• from Laugh in the Dark (Last Gasp, 1971 series) #1 ([August] 1971)

Disconnect (Table of Contents: 41)

comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

Characters

Pooh Rass

Reprints

• from Laugh in the Dark (Last Gasp, 1971 series) #1 ([August] 1971)

The Sunday Bogeyman Times (Table of Contents: 42)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes]

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes]

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes]

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes]

Characters

Bogeyman; Bear; Granny Crackbaggy; Pooh Rass

Reprints

• from San Francisco Comic Book (The Print Mint Inc, 1973 series) #4 ([October] 1973)

The Short Order Cook (Table of Contents: 43)

Granny Crackbaggy / comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Granny Crackbaggy; Mr. Doodle; Shorty Doodle

Reprints

• from Short Order Comix (Family Fun, 1974 series) #2 (1974)

Teddy Meets the Kootcha Bug (Table of Contents: 44)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Teddy T.; Kootcha Bug

Reprints

• from Occult Laff-Parade (The Print Mint Inc, 1973 series) #1 (August 1973)

Nocturnal Rendesvous (Table of Contents: 45)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed); Spain Rodriguez [as Spain] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed); Spain Rodriguez [as Spain] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed); Spain Rodriguez [as Spain] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed); Spain Rodriguez [as Spain] (signed)

Characters

Mrs. Brown; Lorreta

Reprints

• from Tales of Sex and Death (The Print Mint Inc, 1971 series) #2 (December 1975)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Bleeorp!

Reprints

• from Arcade the Comics Revue (The Print Mint Inc, 1975 series) #2 (Summer 1975)

A Dark Night (Table of Contents: 47)

comic story / 0.5 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Pooh Rass; Granny Crackbaggy; Bogeyman

Reprints

• from Arcade the Comics Revue (The Print Mint Inc, 1975 series) #7 (Fall 1976)

Terror from the Grave (Table of Contents: 48)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Pooh Rass; Linda

Reprints

• from Arcade the Comics Revue (The Print Mint Inc, 1975 series) #5 (Spring 1976)

Lorzi (Table of Contents: 49)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Pencils

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Inks

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Colors

?

Letters

Rory Hayes [as R. Hayes] (signed)

Characters

Lorzi; Bogeyman

Reprints

• from Skull (Rip Off Press, 1970 series) #1 ([March] 1970)

Indexer Notes

The final panel only is in color.

Terror from the Grave (Table of Contents: 50)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

Characters

Pooh Rass; Linda

Indexer Notes

An alternate (earlier ?) version of the above story with the same name. Unknown year.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

illustration / 8 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Colors

Rory Hayes

Letters

Rory Hayes

Indexer Notes

Seven illustrations, with one of them in color- “Cyclone;” the original art to the Bogeyman no. 1 cover; five more untitled illustrations

Rory (Table of Contents: 52)

text article / 12 pages (report information)

Script

Geoffrey Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Colors

Rory Hayes

Letters

typeset; Rory Hayes

Characters

Patrick Pooh; Teddy T. Hayes; Bluebeard; Rory Hayes

Indexer Notes

Article includes seventeen illustrations, two of them in color. An untitled sketchbook page - “I love water!” (1969-70); “The Rory Story” (undated); The original art to “A Fear of Froaks,” which was published in Arcade #6; “The Film Career of Patrick Pooh” (undated); the covers to “Monsters and Ghouls #3” (undated) and “The Dolls Weekly #10” (1965); “Nothing to Do” (with Geoffrey Hayes, 1964); “You Pasked for It!”; “Valley of the Vicious Ducks” (1967); Pages from Rory's “Lost at Sea” mini-comic (1966-67); an untitled self-portrait (c. 1980); Several movie poster illustrations - “Ted Goes to Moon,” “The Old House,” “Lovo Has Fun,” “Slaves of the Vampire,” “Linda Loone in Love,” “Hot Rod Pooh!,” “Duh, I'm a Monster.”

Rory Hayes Interview: San Francisco Comic Book Company, 1973 (Table of Contents: 53)

text article / 5 pages (report information)

Script

Rory Hayes

Pencils

Rory Hayes

Inks

Rory Hayes

Colors

Rory Hayes

Letters

typeset; Rory Hayes

Characters

Bogeyman

Indexer Notes

Articles includes five illustrations, one of them in color. An untitled sketchbook page- “S.S. High” (c. 1969-70); An untitled illustration featuring the Bogeyman - “He comes from across the sea..... for me!...”; An untitled drawing from 1978; The original art to the cover for San Francisco Comic Book #1; The final page is an undated handwritten sign- “Please Shut Door Tight When Leaving!!!....”