During a battle with a villain named Arcanator, Taser is exposed to a shipment of "love pebbles" and subsequently becomes cursed with becoming irresistible to anyone attracted to men. An associate, Esoteric, M.D., is able to affect the hex on Taser and raises the age of the susceptible women to those over forty years of age, effectively making him the sexual target of MILFs everywhere. Taser is repeatedly taken advantage of until he is presented with the opportunity to use his new gift for the salvation of humankind.