- Script
- Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Andrew Kardon; Chris Ward
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
- Characters
- Godzilla; Gamera; Mothra; Ghidora; Mecha-Gojira
- Synopsis
- Godzilla wakes up and heads to Tokyo. He and Gamera hang out, not realizing the people are attacking them. Gamera's girlfriends tell him to pick up milk on the way home. Mothra comes over, and they convince him to fly into the sun. They call up Ghidora, but it's too confusing to talk to all his heads at once. Mecha-Gojira attacks. They think he's a malfunctioning toy and accidentally break him. They both head out, and the people think they are saved, until Godzilla cannonballs into the ocean and causes a tsunami.
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- Keywords
- action figures; beer; Biollante; fighter jets; fumetti; laser cannon; mass suicide; roaming; Sharper Image; sweater; tsunami; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Dr. Doom; Silver Surfer; Mexican Spider-Man; Mexican Thor; Mexican Jon; Mexican Ponch; Mexican Mr. Fantastic; Mexican Invisible Woman; Mexican Fonzie; Taco Bell Dog; Speedy Gonzales; H.O.M.B.R.E.; Uatu
- Synopsis
- Dr. Doom creates a device that sends him back in time to 1952. He defeats all the toys of that era, which he feels will mean there will be no Megos in the present. However, when he gets back, he finds all the toys are now Mexican knock-offs. Doom realizes his mistake, and goes to Mexican Richards for help. Richards advises him to go back in time and stop himself. He kills his old self, and causes reality to cease to exist.
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- Keywords
- action figures; army men; Baxter Cabana; fumetti; Lincoln Logs; Mexico; mustache; nutcracker; piñata; Slinky; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Douglas Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero; science fiction
- Characters
- Dr. Doom; Green Goblin; Kang the Conqueror; Boss Hogg; Venom; Lizard; Red Skull; Larry; Mephisto; Jimmy Carter; May Parker; Bill Gates; Punisher; Bucky
- Synopsis
- Doom holds a villain meeting, but nobody pays attention to him. Mephisto appears and warns them to change their ways or they'll end up in hell. They decide to do it. Red Skull feeds the homeless. Dr. Doom builds houses. Kang helps May Parker across the street, but needs to back in time several times, and is killed. Venom kills Bill Gates and destroys his monopoly. Green Goblin is killed when Punisher mistakes his intentions. They are saved when hell is bought out by Gates.
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- Keywords
- action figures; fumetti; Habitat for Humanity; hell; Key West; milk; moonshine; National Geographic; Punisher War Journal; Taurus; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Windows 2001
There is a currently unidentified Planet of the Apes character in this story.
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein; Bill Jenson
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Reed Richards; Iron Man; Kang (adult); Vision; Red Skull; Captain America; Namor; Lizard; Teen Kang; Dr. Doom; Teen Victor Doom; Sue Storm; Falcon; C-3PO; R2-D2; Man-Thing; Punisher; Daredevil; Venom; Cyclops; Mephisto; Chuck Xavier; Northstar; Spider-Man
- Synopsis
- Kang travels back in time to 1977 to stop Reed Richards and Sue Storm from meeting at a dance contest. He trains his younger self. Meanwhile, Dr. Doom thinks his younger self should win the contest, and he accidentally kills his younger self. The contest takes place, with both Kang and Richards doing well, until Xavier takes the floor and wins. Sue is impressed with how well Reed lost. Xavier says this is the greatest day of his life... then wakes up in bed, in the present. He kills himself.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- 1977; action figures; afros; dance; fumetti; gun; Mego University; pinball; suicide; trophy; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum (head writer); Tom Root (head writer); Zach Oat (Head Writer); Adam Patyk (contributing writer); Jon Gutierrez (contributing writer); Justin Aclin (contributing writer); Robert Bricken (contributing writer)
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Editing
- Doug Goldstein; Matthew Senreich
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Iron Man; Captain America; Fin Fang Foom; Scarlet Witch; Thor; Vision; Visionaries; Spider-man; Hawkeye; Skeletor; Clamp Jaw; Orko; Punisher; Bucky; AllStar Seaworthy; Casey; Tooter; Dimmy; Marshall Bravestarr; Cheer Bear
- Synopsis
- The Avengers are about to fight Fin Fang Foom, only to discover the Quinjet is gone. Elsewhere, Spider-man and Hawkeye start a hunting trip at Skeletor's game reserve. They hunt Orko, kill Snorks, and are attacked by Cheer Bear. Orko saves him, but they kill him anyway.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Care Bear stare; fumetti; game hunting; Quinjet; Snorks; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Chris Ward
- Pencils
- ? (photos)
- Inks
- ? (photos)
- Colors
- ? (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
- Characters
- Worf; Georgi LaForge; Jean-Luc Picard; Beverly Crusher; James T. Kirk; Scotty; Alexander Rozhenko; Deanna Troi; Data; William Riker; Wesley Crusher; Vina; George Washington; Benjamin Sisko; Kathryn Janeway; borg; Borg Queen
- Synopsis
- An energy anomaly leads LaForge to beam aboard Kirk. He got lost when Scotty threw up on the console. Kirk gives Picard one of his toupees and kills Worf and Alexander for being Klingons. He reprograms Data, fights Riker, and teaches Wesley to be cool. He causes a power drain on the ship when he uses the holodeck. When the Federation is under attack by the Borg, they call in Sisko and Janeway, who he sexually harasses. Kirk beams over to the Cube. He accidentally stops the ship by pulling the Queen's head off. Then he has sex with her.
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- Keywords
- action figures; anomaly; Black Cyclops; blogging; Borg Cube; Charlie Chaplin; Death Star; ferengi; flux capacitor; fumetti; Helen Keller; Hitler; holodeck; Phoenix; Professor X; sex; sexual harassment; Sic semoer tiberius; Space Lincoln; tea; toupees; transporter; tribbles; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; whales; Whoopi Goldberg
Special thanks to: Arbona, Sean T. Collins, and Purdin.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Wolverine; Iron Man; Spider-Man; Ghost Rider; Gray Hulk; Franklin Richards; May Parker; Professor Andre Thorton; Professor X; Cyclops; Storm; Colossus; Phoenix; Vindicator; Northstar; Magneto; Toad; Blob; Captain Britain; Nocturne; Sage; Juggernaut; Fred Flintstone; X-23; Alan Moore; Oscar Wilde; Sabretooth; Speedball
- Synopsis
- Wolverine wakes up to face his day, which is packed with appearances all over the Marvel universe. He jumps from the Avengers tower. He splits a cab with Spider-Man to the Baxter Building and they accidentally switch scripts. He goes to the X-Mansion, kisses Phoenix and Storm, yells at Cyclops, and leaves for Canada. He kills Northstar at Preparation H, has a sandwich, and fights ninjas. Magneto pulls out his adamantium. He flies to Britain, meets with Excalibur, and X-23 wants to borrow his car. Alan Moore and Oscar Wilde fight. Wolverine goes to bed and is woken up by his alarm.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Avengers Tower; bananas; Baxter Building; beer; Canada; Civil War; Denny's; Department Preparation H; fourth wall; fumetti; Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade; Infinity Crisis; Infinity War; Leno; Nachos Bell Grande; Nightcrawler; sandwich; Scarlet Witch; Secret War; taxi; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Virgin Airlines; Watchman 2; Wendigo; wheatcakes; X-Mansion
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Alex Trebek; Red Skull; M.O.D.O.K.; Dr. Doom; Jon; Ponch
- Synopsis
- Alex Trebek leads Red Skull, M.O.D.O.K., and Dr. Doom in a game of Jeopardy. Three of the categories are "W.W.I.I. Sleepers," "Marvel Comics Acronyms," and "Cosmic Cube Mishaps." M.O.D.O.K. and Red Skull get answers, but Doom's buzzer won't work. His wires were cut, and he blames M.O.D.O.K. even though it was Red Skull. He takes over M.O.D.O.K.'s booth. When he fails to answer in the form of a question, he loses. He throws a fit, and Jon and Ponch subdue him.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Estradia; fumetti; Jeopardy; Reed Richards; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Vanna
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum (head writer); Tom Root (Head Writer); Zach Oat (head writer); Adam Patyk (contributing writer); Jon Gutierrez (contributing writer); Justin Aclin (contributing writer); Robert Bricken (contributing writer)
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Editing
- Doug Goldstein; Matthew Senreich
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Falcon; Thing; Captain America; Northstar; Vision; Hulk; Mr. Fantastic; Invisible Woman; Human Torch; Bucky; Franklin Richards; Kingpin; Daredevil; Green Goblin; Magneto
- Synopsis
- Falcon, Thing, Captain America, Northstar, Vision, and Hulk play poker and tell their origin stories. Elsewhere, Daredevil accidentally went to the wrong poker game.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Captain Americar; egg; fumetti; Negative Zone; poker
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Douglas Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero; fantasy-supernatural
- Characters
- Spider-Man (Mego); Thor; Spider-Man (Famous Covers Dolls); Wolverine; Storm; Green Goblin; Boss Hogg; Iron Man;
- Synopsis
- Spider-Man and Thor discover that the new neighbors are Famous Covers Dolls, who think they are better than them. They decide to settle it in the ring, with Spider-Man fighting Spider-Man. Mego Spider-Man takes a lead, but then Famous Covers Spider-Man gains the upper hand. Thor decides to help out, despite Spider-Man's past with him, but hits the wrong man. Famous Covers Spider-Man wins.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Boar's Nest; Famous Covers Dolls; fumetti; Mego Valley Realty; NWO; Stark Industries; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; wrestling
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Douglas Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Storm; Spider-Man (Famous Covers Dolls); Green Goblin; Wolverine; Spider-Man (Mego); Boss Hogg; Iron Man; Thor; Dr. Doom; Baby Spice; Scary Spice; Sporty Spice; Ginger Spice; Posh Spice; Luke Duke; Bo Duke
- Synopsis
- When Spider-Man sees the horrible jokes the Famous Cover Dolls are doing, he decides he has to get rid of them. He recruits Dr. Doom to help him. Spider-Man releases a hoard of Beanie Babies. Doom releases the Spice Cannon, which shoots Baby Spice at them, but the other Spice Girls attack him. Mego Spider-Man defeats the Famous Covers Dolls. Thor and Iron Man die in a car crash in Hazzard County.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Beanie Babies; cookies; Famous Covers Dolls; Famous Covers Masterpiece Theatre; fumetti; Hazzard County; pumpkin pie; Spice Cannon; Stark Industries; toilet; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero; fantasy-supernatural
- Characters
- Wolverine; Spider-Man; Storm; Iron Man; Thor; Mr. Fantastic; Nightcrawler; Colossus; Fonzie; Falcon; Red Bird; Vision; Galactus; Human Torch; Professor Xavier; Geordi LeForge; Data; Worf
- Synopsis
- The X-Men host a party. They trade stories. Wolverine makes X-Men jokes. Cyclops kills Red Bird. Hulk accidentally kills Nightcrawler when he teleports in front of him. Professor Xavier arrives, and yells at them. Suddenly, the crew of the Enterprise arrives and teleports him away. They continue the party.
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- Keywords
- action figures; Artie; cake; fumetti; Leech; Mountain Dew; Pepsi; Riker; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Wesley
Three characters have not been identified.
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez; Robert Bricken
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Nick Fury; President Falcon (Skrull); M.O.D.O.K.; Captain America; Electro; Bucky; Kraven; Green Goblin; Lizard; Cyclops; Steve Irwin; Iron Man; Jarvis; Red Skull; Redwing
- Synopsis
- Fury warns President Falcon that there is a nuclear bomb in Megoville. He enlists Captain America to find it. He interrogates Electro, who points him to Kraven. He warns Bucky. Kraven helps him after he brings him the head of his worst enemy, Steve Irwin. A bomb goes off at the Avengers mansion. Redwing shows up with the detonator, tries to warn Cap that the Falcon and half of Megoville are Skrulls, and the bomb is to stop them, but Cap kills him.
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- Keywords
- A.I.M.; bomb; Frosted Flakes; Goldfish crackers; Mardi Gras; Megoville; Reagan; S.H.I.E.L.D.; Skrulls; syphilis
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein; Bill Jenson
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Spider-Man; Daredevil; Man-Thing; Dr. Strange; Hulk; Silver Surfer; Namor; Mr. Whiskers; Mr. Fantastic; Captain America; Vision; Scarlett Witch; Jarvis
- Synopsis
- Spider-Man receives a letter inviting him to tryout for the Defenders, and is enticed by the open bar. He is chosen over Man-Thing. They hang out playing Risk until they find out a cat needs saving. They end up sending it to a demon dimension. They fail to save John Denver from a plane crash due to their gas budget. They use a distress call from the other teams to go steal their stuff.
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- Keywords
- action figures; alcohol; Atlantis; Avengers; Cerebro; CNN.com; Colorado; Ding Dongs; eBay; Fantastic Four; Fantisticar; football phone; fumetti; H.E.R.B.I.E.; Infinity Gauntlet; John Denver; Milton Bradley; necrophiliac; Pepsi; Quaarog Dimension of Xevos; Risk; Rocky Mountain High; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; X-Men; Youngblood
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez; Matthew Senreich; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; fantasy-supernatural
- Characters
- Brainy Smurf; Chef Smurf; Jokey Smurf; Hefty Smurf; Papa Smurf; Smurfette; Handy Smurf; AllStar Seaworthy; Dimmy; Casey; Gargamel; Azrael; Harmony Smurf
- Synopsis
- Brainy Smurf sprays the Smurfberries with a special fertilizer, but it ends up turning the Smurfs into zombies. Jokey uses a bomb to prank the other Smurf instead of stop the zombies. Hefty eats another Smurf. Papa Smurf takes charge, but is infected when they stopped to rest. He is killed. Azrael is infected by eating infected Smurfs. Gargamel kills him. Brainy and Smurfette make it to a castle where Harmony saves them. Smurfette is taken by the zombies, so the other Smurfs use Brainy as their woman.
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- Keywords
- action figures; deus ex machina; fumetti; Pet Sematery; Smurfberries; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Zombies
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Andrew Kardon; Chris Ward
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; adventure; science fiction
- Characters
- Stormtrooper; Sandtrooper; Scout Trooper; Snow Trooper; Emperor's Royal Guard; Average Moff Piett; Ariq Joanson; Darth Vader; Anakin Skywalker (child); C-3PO; Anakin Skywalker (teenager); Commander Kruge; Worf; Gowron; Anakin Skywalker (senior citizen); Oola; Shakka; Theelin; Lando Calrissian; Nien Nunb
- Synopsis
- The troopers meet at the Mos Eisley Cantina, and get in a bar fight with the Emperor's Royal Guard. As punishment, Piett sends them to Genesis to find Vader, whose TIE fighter went down there.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; feminine products; fumetti; Genesis; Indiana Jones; M&M; Ricardo Montalban; sarlacc pit; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez; Matthew Senreich; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- May Parker; Spider-Man; Otto Octavius; Electro; Kraven; Vulture; Mysterio; Lizard; Hulk; J. Jonah Jameson; Red Skull; Dr. Doom; Magneto; Venom; Dormammu; Kingpin; Skulls; Quicksilver; Blade; Green Goblin; Kirk; Siegfried; Roy; Elvis
- Synopsis
- When May and Otto start dating, Spider-Man sees things he can't unsee. They decide to get married in Vegas. They travel by plane with many other villains from Megoverse. The Vulture is sucked into the turbine. At the hotel, Kraven, Lizard, and Electro dine on Siegfried and Roy's tiger. At the wedding, a robber runs through and kills Otto, which Spider-Man is pretty okay with.
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- Keywords
- action figures; Apple; Ding Dongs; doughnut; Dr. Kevorkian; fumetti; Megoville Airlines; prank; pregnancy; Pringles; Simpsons; Smallville; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Vegas; wedding; white tiger
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Doug Goldstein; Chris Ward
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Daredevil [Matt Murdock]; Jennifer Walters [She-Hulk]; Richard Moll; Ben Affleck; Dave Quintesson; Stan Lee; Karen Page; Nightcrawler; Mephisto; Mysterio; Baron Zemo; Green Goblin; Red Skull; Whirlwind; Tarantula; Spider-Man;
- Synopsis
- Daredevil finally gets his audio descriptive copy of the Daredevil movie. He sues Ben Affleck for character defamation. Jennifer Walters defends Affleck, the judge is Quintesson, and the jury is various Marvel villains. Stan Lee, Karen Page, and Spider-Man are called as witnesses. Murdock calls Daredevil as witness, but is constantly changing, badly, where the entire courtroom can see him. The judge sides with Murdock, and then, because she lost, She-Hulk rips Affleck in half, which reveals that he is a robot. Daredevil uses the money to film a porn movie.
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- Keywords
- "Good Will Hunting"; "Reindeer Games"; action figures; Chuck Austen; Elektra; fumetti; Jennifer Garner; Juggernaut; Kingpin; porn; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Spider-Man; Thor; Ponch; Iron Man; Mr. Fantastic; Bucky; Sandman; Hulk; Daisy Duke; Captain America
- Synopsis
- Everyone is at the beach. Iron Man has rusted together, and is attacked by crabs. Bucky is building a sandcastle unknowingly out of Sandman, but Hulk smashes it. Hulk continues to run around the beach, smashing sandcastles, until he comes across Daisy, who is also smashing sandcastles. They fall in love. They date. Everything is going well until Daisy is eaten by a shark. Atlantis attacks, and a now buff Bucky tries to stop them, but is killed. Everyone dances.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; alcohol; beach; crabs; Fresca; fumetti; Grease; Invisible Woman; Jerry Maguire; sandcastles; shark; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Andrew Kardon; Chris Ward
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Human Torch; Magneto; Mr. Fantastic; Thing; Invisible Woman; H.E.R.B.I.E.; Elsie Grimm; Daniel Grimm; Spirit of Judaism; Vulture; Professor X; Leonard Nimoy; William Shatner; Nichelle Nichols; Moon Knight; Sabra; Elijah Wood; Kitty Pryde; Rama-Tut; Moses; Doctor Strange; Sauron
- Synopsis
- The Thing decides to explore his Jewish heritage to get out of helping clean-up. The Spirit of Judaism arrives to help him hold a Passover Seder. He fires a Star of David flare. Magneto, Nimoy, and Shatner show up. So do Moon Knight and Sabra, who brought wine. Elijah Wood drinks the wine for the prophet Elijah. Shatner reads the Passover story. Thing goes back in time and punches Rama-Tut. Doctor Strange kills the Spirit of Judaism, and feels guilty. Elijah mistakes the Human Torch for Sauron.
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- Keywords
- action figures; Eye of Afamotto; fumetti; Judaism; Macaulay Culkin; Passover Seder; Scorpion King; Star of David; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; wine; yarmulke
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- ? (photos)
- Inks
- ? (photos)
- Colors
- ? (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; science fiction; superhero
- Characters
- Spider-Man; Ponch; Jon; Thing; Mr. Fantastic; Human Torch; Invisible Woman; Captain America; Vision; Iron Man; Scarlett Witch; Falcon; Red Wing; Professor Xavier; Cyclops; Colossus; Nightcrawler; Wolverine; Storm; Dr. Strange; Hulk; Silver Surfer; Namor; Black Bolt; Daredevil; Bucky; Thor; Watcher; Tarzan; May Parker; Spock; Negative Zone Alien; Sitting Bull; Kang; Lizard; Red Skull; J. Jonah Jameson; Venom; Green Goblin; Dr. Doom; Mephisto; John Travolta; skrull; Charlton Heston
- Synopsis
- Spider-Man is asleep and fails to answer the door when Ponch and Jon come to arrest him, so they declare him a fugitive from justice. They gather other Megos to help. The various teams end up fighting. Spider-Man comes out to quiet them down and is arrested. He is put on trail. The judge and prosecution are apes, the jury are villains, and the defense attorney is Daredevil. The cops arrest and bring in two John Travoltas, proving there are skulls at work, and Spider-Man is innocent. Mr. Fantastic kills them, and Heston comes in and attacks the apes.
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- Keywords
- action figures; court; Dairy Mart; fastball special; fumetti; Lays; NRA; Pepsi; pizza; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
Several characters are not identified, most notably the apes, who are Planet of the Apes characters.
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; adventure; science fiction
- Characters
- Chancellor Valorum; Senator Palpatine [Darth Sidious]; Padmé Amidala; Anakin Skywalker (age 10); Spider-Man; Superman; Darth Maul; Rune Haako; Nute Gunray; Luke Skywalker; Jar Jar Binks; Wicket; Logray; Chief Chirpa; George Lucas; Zett Jukassa; Batman; Falcon; Aquaman; Thor; Captain America
- Synopsis
- The Republic Senate is in session. Amidala asks the senate for help. Spider-Man says that this movie blows, and reveals that Palpatine is Sidious. Darth Maul tries to kill him. The Wookies eat the aliens from E.T. for opposing term limits. Spider-Man continues his tirade against the movie and Luke Skywalker chimes in. When Jar Jar tries to give an explanation, the Ewoks kill him. George Lucas shows how it could be worse by having jedi peeps in Episode II.
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- Keywords
- action figures; Banned Twisted Toyfare Theatre; C3-PO; Chinese food; Episode II The Peeps of Wrath; fumetti; General Zod; Megoville; midichlorian; Obi-Won Kenobi; peeps; Qui-Gon Jinn; Tatooine; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
Superman is replaced by Iron Man in the reprints due to a cease-and-desist letter DC Comics sent Toyfare. However, Batman and Aquaman can be seen in the theater audience at the end.
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Andrew Kardon; Chris Ward
- Pencils
- ? (photos)
- Inks
- ? (photos)
- Colors
- ? (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Leader; Hulk; Professor X; Thing; May Parker; Spider-Man; Leonard Samson [Doc]; Thaddeus Ross [Thunderbolt]; Glenn Talbot; Abomination; Silver Surfer; Wong; Doctor Strange; Namor; Betty Ross; Bi-Beast; Iron Man; Ultron
- Synopsis
- The Leader is tired of Hulk's status as handicapped allowing him to get away with things like messing up his groceries while bagging and bad parking. He builds a "de-tard ray" to restore his intelligence. It works, and Hulk goes to Leonard Samson for counseling. He is advised to make amends to those he wronged. He explains to General Ross why he hates him and to Abomination why Marx was wrong. He apologizes to the Defenders, has a threesome, and explains to Iron Man the reason for the Hulkbuster armor. When Leader tries to take away his intellect again, he turns the ray on him.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- "My Name is Earl"; action figures; aquarium; army; bananas; Bon Jovi; Brides; capitalism; cigarettes; communism; Cornflakes; Cosmopolitan; de-tard ray; Defender's Van; Ding Dongs; dog walking; eggs; Fantasticar; Flash; fumetti; Goldfish crackers; Grammy Awards; grocery store; homosexuality; hot dogs; Hulkbuster Armor; InStyle; Lars Von Trier; Lay's; Lifesavers; Marie Claire; Marx; Michigan; Mountain Dew; Pantheon; Pepsi; Prius; Redbook; Schrodinger's Car; tomatoes; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Woman's Health
Special thanks to: Arbona, Rob Bricken, Sean T. Collins, Penagos, Purdin, and Adam Tracey.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Douglas Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; superhero; science fiction; fantasy-supernatural
- Characters
- Thor; Spider-Man; Three of Twelve; Nine of Eight; Four of Five; Two of Four; Six of Seven; Five of Sixteen; Eleven of Three; Nine of Six; Three of Twenty; Three of Twenty; Nine of Two; Three of Fourteen; Seven of Eight
- Synopsis
- The borg move in next door to Spider-Man and Thor. They attempt to assimilate his house. They assimilate Thor, Spider-Man's barbecue and car. When he takes them back, the borg make it their mission to assimilate him. They move the fence, making their yard bigger, and steal his cable. They steal his stuff. He strays them off the roof, puts Beanie Babies tags on them, and girls come and take them away.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; bagels; Baywatch; Beanie Babies; Buffy; Donna D'Errico; fumetti; hot dogs; kickball; Penthouse; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; Voyager
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Douglas Goldstein
- Pencils
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Inks
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Colors
- Paul Schiraldi (photos)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; military; superhero; adventure; science fiction
- Characters
- May Parker; Spider-Man; Cobra Commander; Cobra Spider-Man; Destro; Major Bludd; Shipwreck; Polly; Roadblock; Duke; Tomax; Xamot; Scarlett; Snake Eyes; Dave; Cory; Frank; Ben Serpentor; Mindbender; Storm Shadow; Jon Baker; Frank Poncherello; burglar
- Synopsis
- Aunt May asks Spider-Man to watch Uncle Ben's ashes while he watches tv with Iron Man. The house is invaded by COBRA. They have their own Spider-Man. G.I. Joe parachutes in and the two groups fight. Destro gets stuck to the fridge. Spider-Man teaches them how to fire their guns, but they don't play that way. COBRA uses Uncle Ben's ashes to clone Ben Serpentor. Jon and Ponch chase a burglar through the house, and he kills Ben.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- action figures; Daily Bugle; fumetti; Lays; parachute; pizza; Reagan; redrum; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; wheatcakes; Zelda
Various COBRA and G.I. Joe characters have not been identified yet.
This was indexed via a reprint, so there may be slight differences.