Archie #383 [Direct]
(December 1990)

Archie, 1959 Series
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Price
1.00 USD; 1.20 CAD; 0.75 GBP
Pages
36
Indicia Frequency
10 times a year in Jan., Feb., Mar., Apr., May, July, Aug., Sept., Oct., and Nov.
Publisher's Age Guidelines
Approved by the Comics Code Authority
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Archie Comic Publications Inc.
Brand
Archie Series
Editing
Victor Gorelick (editor); Richard H. Goldwater (editor-in-chief)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

Archie / cover / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Dan DeCarlo (signed)
Inks
Dan DeCarlo (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't like to brag, Carla, but I know what's in and what's out!
Genre
humor; teen
Characters
Archie Andrews; Fred Andrews
Reprints
Keywords
garbage; telephones; wastebaskets

Indexer Notes

"Archie salutes 'Writer of the Month' Stephanie Prater."

Adventures (Table of Contents: 1)

Disney Adventures / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?; ? (photo)
Inks
?; ? (photo)
Colors
?; ? (photo)
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Inside front cover. Ad for Disney Adventures magazine featuring photo and art montage, but no Disney characters. "Call 1-800-338-2525 for your own subscription."

Help Not Wanted! (Table of Contents: 2)

Archie / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Kathleen Webb
Pencils
Stan Goldberg (credited as Stan G.)
Inks
Mike Esposito
Colors
Barry Grossman
Letters
Bill Yoshida

Genre
humor; teen
Characters
Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Hiram Lodge; Mr. Cooper; Mr. Weatherbee; Dilton Doiley; Pop Tate; Moose Mason; Midge Klump
Synopsis
Archie's attempts to be helpful always backfire.
Reprints
Keywords
auto repairs; computer; house painting; lawn mower

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

Archie / activity / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Rod Ollerenshaw (signed as RGO)
Pencils
Rod Ollerenshaw (signed as RGO)
Inks
Rod Ollerenshaw (signed as RGO)
Colors
?
Letters
Rod Ollerenshaw (signed as RGO)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Yow! Moose is after me!!
Genre
teen
Characters
Archie Andrews

Indexer Notes

Word puzzle with the answer revealed by crossing out certain letters.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

Editor's Notebook / in-house column / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
Victor Gorelick
Pencils
? [as Joe Pep] (signed)
Inks
? [as Joe Pep] (signed)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

Victor Gorelick answers letters from Kristin Harding (Boise, Idaho) and Jennifer Fowler (Chesnee, S. C.).

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

Archie Fan Club / promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Fans! Now you can join the exciting Archie Fan Club
Characters
Archie Andrews

Indexer Notes

Promo for Archie Fan Club. Note pad, membership card, 4-color button and pen that writes in three colors for $3.00.

Sound Bytes Bite Back (Table of Contents: 6)

Archie / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Harold Smith
Pencils
Stan Goldberg (credited as Stan G.)
Inks
Mike Esposito
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor; teen
Characters
Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Mr. Weatherbee; Reggie Mantle; Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Miss Grundy; Miss Beazly
Synopsis
Archie and Jughead make a video of a day at Riverdale High School. Reggie tries to sabotage their project by over-dubbing insulting sound effects, but is too smart for his own good.
Reprints
Keywords
over-dubbing; sound effects; video

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

Riverdale High / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Riverdale High #3 has been sighted!

Indexer Notes

Promo for Riverdale High #3, "on sale in October," with cover depicted.

Archie! (Table of Contents: 8)

Archie 3000 / promo (ad from the publisher) / 0.5 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; science fiction; teen
Characters
Archie 3000; Mr. Weatherbee 3000

Indexer Notes

Promo for Archie 3000 #13, "on sale in October," with cover depicted.

Finishing Furniture (Table of Contents: 9)

Archie / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Harold Smith
Pencils
Stan Goldberg (credited as Stan G.)
Inks
Mike Esposito
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor; teen
Characters
Archie Andrews; Jughead Jones; Moose Mason; Veronica Lodge; Fred Andrews
Synopsis
Archie tries to make a table for Veronica, but his ineptitude in wood-working causes problems.
Reprints
Keywords
dollhouse; lumber; wood-working

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

Archie Club News / letters page / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Ellen Leonforte (signed as EL)
Inks
Ellen Leonforte (signed as EL)
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Indexer Notes

First prize of $10.00 to Vera Conrad (Elk Grove, Calif.) for article on stamp collecting. Second prize of $5.00 to Donald Thorson (Grasston, Minn.) for article on pigs.

It's the Sign of the Times! (Table of Contents: 11)

Say No to Drugs / public service announcement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

Characters
Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones

Indexer Notes

Part of Say No to Drugs campaign.

Better Never than Late (Table of Contents: 12)

Archie / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
George Gladir
Pencils
Stan Goldberg (credited as Stan G.)
Inks
Mike Esposito
Colors
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor; teen
Characters
Archie Andrews; Mary Andrews; Mr. Weatherbee; Miss Grundy; Prof. Flutesnoot
Synopsis
Archie has a nightmare about being late for school. He wakes up early, but at the last minute remembers he has to be at school early for a field trip.
Reprints
Keywords
detention; nightmare

The Taste of Adventure (Part 2) (Table of Contents: 13)

Archie and his Friends; Capri Sun / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

Characters
Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Jughead Jones
Synopsis
Archie and Betty explore an undersea wreck, but are scared away by a swordfish.
Keywords
scuba-diving; swordfish; treasure

Indexer Notes

Ad in comic format for Capri Sun fruit drinks. Part two of three parts.

The Great Cap'n Crunch Caper (Table of Contents: 14)

Cap'n Crunch / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Cap'n Crunch

Indexer Notes

Inside back cover. Contest to find Peanut Butter Crunch Bird, Crunchberry Bush, and three cereal boxes in a complex drawing, color them, and send the page to Clinton, Iowa to receive an (unnamed) surprise.

Bad Guys Beware! (Table of Contents: 15)

Captain Planet and the Planeteers / advertisement / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

Characters
Captain Planet; the Planeteers

Indexer Notes

Back cover. Ad for Captain Planet and the Planeteers TV series.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 0. ["I don't like to brag, Carla, but I know what's in and what's out!"]
    Archie
  2. 1. Adventures
    Disney Adventures
  3. 2. Help Not Wanted!
    Archie
  4. 3. ["Yow! Moose is after me!!"]
    Archie
  5. 4. [no title indexed]
    Editor's Notebook
  6. 5. ["Fans! Now you can join the exciting Archie Fan Club"]
    Archie Fan Club
  7. 6. Sound Bytes Bite Back
    Archie
  8. 7. ["Riverdale High #3 has been sighted!"]
    Riverdale High
  9. 8. Archie!
    Archie 3000
  10. 9. Finishing Furniture
    Archie
  11. 10. [no title indexed]
    Archie Club News
  12. 11. It's the Sign of the Times!
    Say No to Drugs
  13. 12. Better Never than Late
    Archie
  14. 13. The Taste of Adventure (Part 2)
    Archie and his Friends; Capri Sun
  15. 14. The Great Cap'n Crunch Caper
    Cap'n Crunch
  16. 15. Bad Guys Beware!
    Captain Planet and the Planeteers
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