Bart Simpson; Homer Simpson; Lisa Simpson; Calves; Fat Tony, Jr. [Michael D'Amico]; Jimmy Expendable; Lewis; Louie, Jr.; Martin Prince; Milhouse Van Houten; Nelson Muntz; Richard; Sherri; Terri; Uter; Chief Wiggum; Principal Skinner [Seymour Skinner]
Letters from readers - Kevin Stears, Michael Donaldson, Jonah Kingsley and Luis Ragosta - and responses from Louis Lane. Bongo Bonus Stamp #67 - Sideshow Bob.