(December 1951)

Harvey, 1942 Series
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Price
0.25 USD
Pages
100
Indicia Frequency
bi-monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Fun Parade, Inc.
Editing
Leon Harvey (credited) (editor)

Issue Notes

Indexed from scanned copy at https://digitalcomicmuseum.com/

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

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Pencils
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?
Colors
?
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sorry, dear, but I'm up to my neck in work!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A businessman has a woman on his lap.

Aileen Stanley, Jr. (Table of Contents: 1)

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? (photograph)
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? (photograph)

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
Frank Beaven (signed as FB)
Pencils
Frank Beaven (signed as FB)
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Frank Beaven (signed as FB)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sure, I've worked hard all my life but what...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An actress muses that she has nothing to show for all her hard work.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
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Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
But honey, if the landlord fixes the leak...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An apartment is full of leaks but the couple are afraid if they tell the landlord their rent will be raised.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

Sweet and Lovely / text story / 1 page (report information)

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?
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
She: Do you drink?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)
Pencils
Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)
Inks
Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I thought it was going to be an interview - not a preview!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is somewhat rattled after her job interview.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Pencils
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Inks
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This, I suppose, is what you call legal maneuvering.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An attorney chases a woman around his office.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Script
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Pencils
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Inks
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I think she's lost her place...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Men think a strip tease dancer is adlibbing.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Pin-Up Parade / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Judy: William has always acted like an absolute gentleman towards me.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel
Pencils
Bill Wenzel
Inks
Bill Wenzel
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
No waiting for the waiter, sir...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A hot dog vendor tries to lure a man waiting for a waiter to use his business instead.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Script
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I just love the beach, the sparkling turquoise sea...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman at the beach enjoys the scenery and the sound of men whistling at her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

They Kiss and Tell / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
June: What?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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?
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
George you brute!
Genre
humor
Characters
George
Synopsis
George has been waiting for his girlfriend in the rain. She admonishes George for arriving so disheveled.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)
Pencils
Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)
Inks
Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
And to think I spent all winter getting used to...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman in a two-piece bathing suit is surprised to see another woman in a one-piece suit is attracting more attention than she.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Script
Ali (signed)
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Ali (signed)
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Ali (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't care what your boyfriend taught you.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman's friend was taught by her boyfriend how to serve the ball in table tennis.
Keywords
table tennis

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Hot Shots / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Jones: I demand a recount!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Why, Spike, I didn't know you cared!
Genre
humor
Characters
Spike
Synopsis
Spike makes a heart shape with bullet holes to show his girlfriend he cares for her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Script
Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)
Pencils
Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)
Inks
Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Isn't this a beautiful day for a walk, dear?
Genre
humor; domestic
Synopsis
A wife enjoys a walk while her husband has to tend to their three children.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

Domess-Tickles / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Salesman: (Ringing doorbell) Care for some ties, shirts -
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Inks
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Fergus! Just watch your hat and coat!
Genre
humor
Characters
Fergus
Synopsis
Fergus keeps staring at a woman in a restaurant.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Gray (signed)
Pencils
Bill Gray (signed)
Inks
Bill Gray (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, in this classroom we teach.. ah..!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A business school teacher has a female student on his lap.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let's get married!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boyfriend proposes marriage because he's tired of eating in restaurants.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

Tipsy Tales / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Hi: You sure made a sap of yourself at the party last night.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Frank Beaven (signed as Frank Beaven)
Pencils
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank Beaven)
Inks
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank Beaven)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's so hard to decide which ones' to decide which ones to leave!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman in jewelry store is trying to choose between those she hasn't decided on and those she definitely doesn't want.

[Man's Toupee Flies Off] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Script
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Pencils
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Inks
Chas. Skiles (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man kisses a woman and his toupee flies into the air.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I was one of the ten best dressed men for years...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man in rags explains he used to be one of the ten best dressed men but found it monotonous.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Pencils
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Inks
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mortimer why can't you learn to be neat!
Genre
humor; domestic
Characters
Mortimer
Synopsis
Mortimer's wife complains after finding his socks in the closet while she has her clothing strewn all over the place.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Pencils
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Inks
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Let's take care of that silly little mortgage, now ducky!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A romances a man over the prospect getting a mortgage.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Pencils
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Inks
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
What'll you bet I don't win first prize...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wife about to register in a husband calling notices her husband gazing at another woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

Take the Stand! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Lawyer: You were eating dinner in one room and the victim...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Script
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Pencils
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Inks
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now just what was it the nasty officer objected to?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A balloon dancer appears before a judge.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
Pencils
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
Inks
Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
How about a trip to the cleaners, baby?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A motorist splashes a woman with mud then offers her a ride to the cleaners.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Pencils
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Inks
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Can't you speak more clearly Mr. Pottleby?
Genre
humor
Characters
Mr. Pottleby
Synopsis
Mr. Pottleby is trying to dictate a letter but an electric fan is blowing his secretary's hair into his face.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

What's Cookin'? / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mary may not be able to cook...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Script
Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)
Pencils
Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)
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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Nothing, thanks - we're just window shopping!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A vagrant is window-shopping in an automat.
Keywords
automat

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Ali (signed)
Pencils
Ali (signed)
Inks
Ali (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Ugh! This food is horrible!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man brought his wife to a club so he could ogle the dancers not enjoy the food.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

Something for the Boys / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gal: My! You're such an intense lover.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Pencils
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Inks
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm sorry, Clyde, but someone else has the floor just now.
Genre
humor
Characters
Clyde
Synopsis
Clyde's girlfriend leaves him during an attempted proposal so she can attend to another man.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Pencils
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Inks
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
...And he thinks that all show girls are after his money...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A showgirl's boyfriend thought all showgirls were after his money, but she thinks all women are after his money.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Pencils
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Inks
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Under experience could you be a little more specific than just 'wow'?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A personnel manager's female client wrote 'wow' under experience on her form.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

From Nine 'Til Five / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Employer: Have you ever stolen money?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Pencils
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Inks
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
The swim suits certainly makes up for the lowered hemline, don't they?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men admire women's swimwear in contrast to the more conservative skirts being worn.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Pencils
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Inks
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
I said script, Miss Lamar -
Genre
humor
Characters
Miss Lamar
Synopsis
At an acting audition Miss Lamar strips instead of getting her script.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

Throwing the Bull / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Farmer Brown: I see that going to school in the city...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Pencils
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Inks
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
When I want your advice, I'll ask for it!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An office manager has a sign up claiming he values his employees' opinions but in reality he's shouting down one of his subordinates.

[Money Eye Chart] (Table of Contents: 45)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bill Gray (signed)
Pencils
Bill Gray (signed)
Inks
Bill Gray (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman tests her eyesight on a chart made up dollar signs.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Pencils
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Inks
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I had the weirdest dream last night.
Genre
humor; domestic
Synopsis
A husband had a 'weird' dream wherein his wife cooked a fine meal.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

Date Bait / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gal: Will you take me out much after we're married?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Pencils
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Inks
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'd like a date with you, Miss Carstairs...
Genre
humor
Characters
Miss Carstairs
Synopsis
An aerialist asks Miss Carstairs for a date while they're in the middle of a stunt.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 49)

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Script
? [as Timmons] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Timmons] (signed)
Inks
? [as Timmons] (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
She's got a nice voice!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Two soldiers supposedly admire a woman for her voice.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

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?
Pencils
?
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?
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
The regiment is waiting outside to kisss you, dear.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier's entire regiment are waiting to kiss his new bride.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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? [as Jackson] (signed)
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? [as Jackson] (signed)
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? [as Jackson] (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
When they come close for a better look I let 'em have it!
Genre
humor; aviation; military
Synopsis
A fighter pilot uses the pictures of women on his plane to lure in enemy fighters.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

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?
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?
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?
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But I don't want to go to the movies.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man tries to send his girlfriend's little brother to the movies but the boy resists.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

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?
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?
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?
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
My, doesn't he look manly?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Two women think a soldier peeling potatoes is manly.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

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Script
Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
Pencils
Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
Inks
Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
What does a grown man like you want with five milk shakes?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man orders five milkshakes so he can watch the waitress shake.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

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Art Moore (signed)
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Art Moore (signed)
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Art Moore (signed)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Say conductor - let me know when we reach Ft. Dix, will you?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman on a train asks a soldier to tell her when they reach Fort Dix.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 56)

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Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
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Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
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Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
If I don't wanna be rescued, I ain't gonna be rescued!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man who has been stranded on an island with a beautiful woman refuses to be rescued.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 57)

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Script
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Pencils
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Inks
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Have you tried the bargain basement?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A fruit wagon vendor offers a 'bargain basement' inside a sewer manhole.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

Joke Parade / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mrs. Martin: You know, I sometimes think my husband...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 59)

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Script
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Pencils
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Inks
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Don't tell me I don't know what I'm talking about!
Genre
humor; domestic
Synopsis
A wife protests that she's the only one who knows what she's talking about.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 60)

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Script
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Pencils
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Inks
Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've lost my suit and all the boys are helping...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman loses her swimsuit and several men go diving to find it.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Pencils
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Inks
Chas. Skiles (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Wait a minute, dear - you forgot something.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A mother gives roller skates to her daughter as she enters a car with a man.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

Knee Action / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
What a couple those two are!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 63)

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Script
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank Beaven)
Pencils
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank Beaven)
Inks
Frank Beaven (signed as Frank Beaven)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
This is fun - do you know any other games?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A deep sea diver plays tic-tac-toe with a mermaid.
Keywords
mermaid

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Pencils
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Inks
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's not necessary to rap on the counter...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man in a jewelry store raps on a glass counter with a coin to get the staff's attention.

Rogue's Gallery 2: Gum Chewers (Table of Contents: 65)

Poetic Parodies / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Pencils
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Inks
Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sorry I'm late.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wife went to see her husband's new secretary so she could arrange her being fired.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Pencils
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Inks
Dale McFeatters (signed)
Letters
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mr. Mastic is in charge of humpty-dumpty toys.
Genre
humor
Characters
Mr. Mastic
Synopsis
Mr. Mastic looks like Humpty-Dumpty.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 68)

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George La Mendola (signed)
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George La Mendola (signed)
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George La Mendola (signed)
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Hello ma! I got the job.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man who just joined a bank robbery job phones his mother to tell her the good news.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 69)

Quack Cracks / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Patient: What can you suggest for my insomnia?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

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Ali (signed)
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Ali (signed)
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Ali (signed)
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This one is guarantee to force you to slap his face.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A clerk offers a perfume which will force the wearer to slap men.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 71)

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Chas. Skiles (signed)
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Chas. Skiles (signed)
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Chas. Skiles (signed)
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But Miss Tweedle, you're modelling for a hat ad!
Genre
humor; domestic
Characters
Miss Tweedle
Synopsis
Miss Tweedle dresses in a glamorous gown despite appearing in a hat ad.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 72)

Radio Roundup / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Colonna: I was called in on a serious problem...
Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Jokes from Spike Jones, Morey Amsterdam, Herb Shriner and Amos 'N' Andy.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 73)

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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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I think Joe is trying to break up with me.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman's boyfriend has been giving her phone number to other men, possibly so he can break up with her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 74)

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Dale McFeatters (signed)
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Dale McFeatters (signed)
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She's not the best cleaning woman in the world...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman hires a witch to clean her house because she doesn't have to pay her carfare.
Keywords
witch

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 75)

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Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
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Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
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Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)
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If you'd care to bring this cup over to my apartment tonight...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man suggests a beauty contest winner come to his house and fill her trophy cup with champagne.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 76)

Love Honor and Oh Boy! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Jones: My wife isn't very affectionate towards me.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 77)

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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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If you don't quit ogling all the girls...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wife tells her husband to stop ogling women at the beach or she'll tell his secretary.

I Was Ashamed of My Parents (Table of Contents: 78)

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romance
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Lucia Magnotti; Dick Winters; Mario Magnotti; Mrs. Magnotti; Doris; Bill; Mr. Winters
Synopsis
Lucia loves fellow high school student Dick, but she is ashamed of her Italian immigrant parents. When Dick meets them, Tina thinks he must consider them “poor, stupid foreigners” and breaks up with him. Her friends think Tina believes they’re not good enough to meet her family. After she sees how popular her father is with his fellow workers despite being an immigrant, Tina throws a party at her house to apologise to her friends. Dick shows up and they reconcile.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 79)

Small Fry Chatter / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Senior: If you're a good little boy you'll go to heaven.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 80)

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George La Mendola (signed)
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George La Mendola (signed)
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George La Mendola (signed)
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Some of the boys are getting up a marble game.
Genre
humor; children
Synopsis
A little boy asks his mother for permission to join a game of marbles.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 81)

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Dale McFeatters (signed)
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Dale McFeatters (signed)
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I assure you, madam, you've seen every shoe in stock.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman in a shoe store has tried on every single shoe, even the shop's snowshoe.

[Soldier Kiss the Ground] (Table of Contents: 82)

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Ali (signed)
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Ali (signed)
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Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
While other returning soldiers kiss their girlfriends one soldier kisses the ground.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 83)

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It was at an auction of rare stamp collections...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 84)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
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Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
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Bill Wenzel (signed as W. W.)
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No, thanks!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman who has been riding a horse waives an offer to sit down in a train.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 85)

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Frank Beaven (signed as FB)
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Frank Beaven (signed as FB)
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Frank Beaven (signed as FB)
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Where's the old pepper?
Genre
humor; sports
Synopsis
A woman tries to revive her boxer boyfriend.
Keywords
boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 86)

Sporting Fun / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Athlete: Where can I change into my tennis clothes?
Genre
humor

[Liquor President Has Saloon Doors] (Table of Contents: 87)

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Chas. Skiles (signed)
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Genre
humor
Synopsis
The president of a liquor company has saloon doors leading into his office.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 88)

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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)
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Jim! Today's your birthday and you forgot...
Genre
humor; domestic
Characters
Jim
Synopsis
Jim's wife complains that he didn't leave her money to buy him a birthday present.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 89)

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Dale McFeatters (signed)
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Dale McFeatters (signed)
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Dale McFeatters (signed)
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I was standing by the time clock when the quitting whistle blew!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man was standing by the time clock when the quitting whistle blew and he was roughed by the sudden rush of exiting workers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 90)

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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)
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Robert Barnes (signed as BOB BARNES)
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One thing about living in a hotel...
Genre
humor; children
Synopsis
A little boy in a hotel phones room service when he wants a glass of water at night.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 91)

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But, George, you just can't understand, how...
Genre
humor; domestic
Characters
George
Synopsis
George's wife thinks it's thrilling to buy things she can't afford.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 92)

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Chas. Skiles (signed)
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Chas. Skiles (signed)
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Hmm - anything to avoid taking me out to dinner.
Genre
humor; domestic
Synopsis
A husband has painted himself into a corner. His wife thinks he's trying to get out of taking her to dinner.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 93)

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Frank Beaven (signed as Frank Beaven)
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Frank Beaven (signed as Frank Beaven)
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Frank Beaven (signed as Frank Beaven)
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I never have to worry about dishpan hands.
Genre
humor; domestic
Synopsis
A wife makes her husband do the dishes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 94)

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Dale McFeatters (signed)
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Dale McFeatters (signed)
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Dale McFeatters (signed)
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Would you mind taking that sign somewhere else?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man advertising map restoration is standing outside a beauty salon.

Now on Sale! (Table of Contents: 95) (Expand) /

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[Mountain Climber Has Plunger] (Table of Contents: 96)

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George La Mendola (signed)
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George La Mendola (signed)
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George La Mendola (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A mountain climber uses a plunger instead of a pick.
Keywords
mountaineering

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 97)

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Did you ever read Napoleon's farewell?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 98)

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Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)
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Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)
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Louis Priscilla (signed as Priscilla)
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Would you like to hear true-to-life riches to rags...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A homeless man asks a woman if she'd like to hear his riches to rags story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 99)

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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as Gregory D'Alessio)
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I've never had my name in lights...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A showgirl never had her name in lights but she was painted on the nose of several bomber planes.

Betty Grable (Table of Contents: 100)

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Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 101)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Oh, come now, dear!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A husband comes home to find his wife romancing the ice man even though they own a refrigerator.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

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Table of Contents
  1. 0. ["Sorry, dear, but I'm up to my neck in work!"]
  2. 1. Aileen Stanley, Jr.
  3. 2. ["Sure, I've worked hard all my life but what..."]
  4. 3. ["But honey, if the landlord fixes the leak..."]
  5. 4. ["She: Do you drink?"]
    Sweet and Lovely
  6. 5. ["I thought it was going to be an interview - not a preview!"]
  7. 6. ["This, I suppose, is what you call legal maneuvering."]
  8. 7. ["I think she's lost her place..."]
  9. 8. ["Judy: William has always acted like an absolute gentleman towards me."]
    Pin-Up Parade
  10. 9. ["No waiting for the waiter, sir..."]
  11. 10. ["I just love the beach, the sparkling turquoise sea..."]
  12. 11. ["June: What?"]
    They Kiss and Tell
  13. 12. ["George you brute!"]
  14. 13. ["And to think I spent all winter getting used to..."]
  15. 14. ["I don't care what your boyfriend taught you."]
  16. 15. ["Jones: I demand a recount!"]
    Hot Shots
  17. 16. ["Why, Spike, I didn't know you cared!"]
  18. 17. ["Isn't this a beautiful day for a walk, dear?"]
  19. 18. ["Salesman: (Ringing doorbell) Care for some ties, shirts -"]
    Domess-Tickles
  20. 19. ["Fergus! Just watch your hat and coat!"]
  21. 20. ["Now, in this classroom we teach.. ah..!"]
  22. 21. ["Let's get married!"]
  23. 22. ["Hi: You sure made a sap of yourself at the party last night."]
    Tipsy Tales
  24. 23. ["It's so hard to decide which ones' to decide which ones to leave!"]
  25. 24. [Man's Toupee Flies Off]
  26. 25. ["I was one of the ten best dressed men for years..."]
  27. 26. ["Mortimer why can't you learn to be neat!"]
  28. 27. ["Let's take care of that silly little mortgage, now ducky!"]
  29. 28. ["What'll you bet I don't win first prize..."]
  30. 29. ["Lawyer: You were eating dinner in one room and the victim..."]
    Take the Stand!
  31. 30. ["Now just what was it the nasty officer objected to?"]
  32. 31. ["How about a trip to the cleaners, baby?"]
  33. 32. ["Can't you speak more clearly Mr. Pottleby?"]
  34. 33. ["Mary may not be able to cook..."]
    What's Cookin'?
  35. 34. ["Nothing, thanks - we're just window shopping!"]
  36. 35. ["Ugh! This food is horrible!"]
  37. 36. ["Gal: My! You're such an intense lover."]
    Something for the Boys
  38. 37. ["I'm sorry, Clyde, but someone else has the floor just now."]
  39. 38. ["...And he thinks that all show girls are after his money..."]
  40. 39. ["Under experience could you be a little more specific than just 'wow'?"]
  41. 40. ["Employer: Have you ever stolen money?"]
    From Nine 'Til Five
  42. 41. ["The swim suits certainly makes up for the lowered hemline, don't they?"]
  43. 42. ["I said script, Miss Lamar -"]
  44. 43. ["Farmer Brown: I see that going to school in the city..."]
    Throwing the Bull
  45. 44. ["When I want your advice, I'll ask for it!"]
  46. 45. [Money Eye Chart]
  47. 46. ["I had the weirdest dream last night."]
  48. 47. ["Gal: Will you take me out much after we're married?"]
    Date Bait
  49. 48. ["I'd like a date with you, Miss Carstairs..."]
  50. 49. ["She's got a nice voice!"]
  51. 50. ["The regiment is waiting outside to kisss you, dear."]
  52. 51. ["When they come close for a better look I let 'em have it!"]
  53. 52. ["But I don't want to go to the movies."]
  54. 53. ["My, doesn't he look manly?"]
  55. 54. ["What does a grown man like you want with five milk shakes?"]
  56. 55. ["Say conductor - let me know when we reach Ft. Dix, will you?"]
  57. 56. ["If I don't wanna be rescued, I ain't gonna be rescued!"]
  58. 57. ["Have you tried the bargain basement?"]
  59. 58. ["Mrs. Martin: You know, I sometimes think my husband..."]
    Joke Parade
  60. 59. ["Don't tell me I don't know what I'm talking about!"]
  61. 60. ["I've lost my suit and all the boys are helping..."]
  62. 61. ["Wait a minute, dear - you forgot something."]
  63. 62. ["What a couple those two are!"]
    Knee Action
  64. 63. ["This is fun - do you know any other games?"]
  65. 64. ["It's not necessary to rap on the counter..."]
  66. 65. Rogue's Gallery 2: Gum Chewers
    Poetic Parodies
  67. 66. ["Sorry I'm late."]
  68. 67. ["Mr. Mastic is in charge of humpty-dumpty toys."]
  69. 68. ["Hello ma! I got the job."]
  70. 69. ["Patient: What can you suggest for my insomnia?"]
    Quack Cracks
  71. 70. ["This one is guarantee to force you to slap his face."]
  72. 71. ["But Miss Tweedle, you're modelling for a hat ad!"]
  73. 72. ["Colonna: I was called in on a serious problem..."]
    Radio Roundup
  74. 73. ["I think Joe is trying to break up with me."]
  75. 74. ["She's not the best cleaning woman in the world..."]
  76. 75. ["If you'd care to bring this cup over to my apartment tonight..."]
  77. 76. ["Jones: My wife isn't very affectionate towards me."]
    Love Honor and Oh Boy!
  78. 77. ["If you don't quit ogling all the girls..."]
  79. 78. I Was Ashamed of My Parents
  80. 79. ["Senior: If you're a good little boy you'll go to heaven."]
    Small Fry Chatter
  81. 80. ["Some of the boys are getting up a marble game."]
  82. 81. ["I assure you, madam, you've seen every shoe in stock."]
  83. 82. [Soldier Kiss the Ground]
  84. 83. ["It was at an auction of rare stamp collections..."]
    Move It Over
  85. 84. ["No, thanks!"]
  86. 85. ["Where's the old pepper?"]
  87. 86. ["Athlete: Where can I change into my tennis clothes?"]
    Sporting Fun
  88. 87. [Liquor President Has Saloon Doors]
  89. 88. ["Jim! Today's your birthday and you forgot..."]
  90. 89. ["I was standing by the time clock when the quitting whistle blew!"]
  91. 90. ["One thing about living in a hotel..."]
  92. 91. ["But, George, you just can't understand, how..."]
  93. 92. ["Hmm - anything to avoid taking me out to dinner."]
  94. 93. ["I never have to worry about dishpan hands."]
  95. 94. ["Would you mind taking that sign somewhere else?"]
  96. 95. Now on Sale!
  97. 96. [Mountain Climber Has Plunger]
  98. 97. ["Did you ever read Napoleon's farewell?"]
    Last Laugh
  99. 98. ["Would you like to hear true-to-life riches to rags..."]
  100. 99. ["I've never had my name in lights..."]
  101. 100. Betty Grable
  102. 101. ["Oh, come now, dear!"]
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