Hello Buddies #87

(April-May 1958)

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Ken Otis (signed)

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Good heavens!

Genre

humor; medical

Characters

Harvey Plotz

Synopsis

A woman is surprised to see Harvey Plotz is working at the hospital she's being treated at.

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

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Care to come up and see what your...

Genre

humor; medical

Characters

A. B. Cox

Synopsis

A man shakes after seeing a beautiful woman. A doctor offers to test his blood pressure.

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Well, that just about cover my love life!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A psychiatrist's patient has related her love life which took up dozens of sheets of paper.

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Sweet and Lovely / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Judy: I'm going to write a novel some day.

Genre

humor

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Judy; Rudy; Gus

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I certainly feel better now that you've gotten...

Genre

humor

Characters

Dr. Skoll

Synopsis

A psychiatrist has cured his patient of inhibitions, now she doesn't wear clothing.

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No, I'm not - as a matter of fact I'm waiting...

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A woman mistakes a fellow patient for her physician.

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I wouldn't go to the dance with that cough, Miss Stone!

Genre

humor; medical

Characters

Miss Stone

Synopsis

Miss Stone has a terrible cough.

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Jane: My mother always told me to resist the temptation.

Genre

humor

Characters

Jane; Joan; Kitty; Kat

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Miracle drugs

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

Miracle drugs hover in the air.

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You are a bit overweight, Miss Gale...

Genre

humor; medical

Characters

Miss Gale

Synopsis

Miss Gale's physician tells her she's a little overweight but every pound looks good.

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They Kiss and Tell / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Long hair makes a man look intelligent.

Genre

humor

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Joe; Blow; Jane; Joan

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I told the psychiatrist about our honeymoon, dear...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After telling her psychiatrist about her honeymoon he requests a meeting with her husband.

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You're next, Miss Forbush!

Genre

humor; medical

Characters

Miss Forbush

Synopsis

A physician ushers in Miss Forbush ahead of the three older women in the queue.

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You say you fall in love with every man you meet?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A psychiatrist is excited when his patient says she falls in love with every man she meets.

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Hot Shots / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Man: Well, driver, how much do I owe you?

Genre

humor

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The doctor told me to take care of you while he was out!

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A nurse sits on a patient's lap.

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It's a filly!

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A nurse tells a new father who is racing fan that his newborn is a filly.

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Domess-Tickles / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Father: I thought you promised me you would mend your ways.

Genre

humor

Characters

Mrs. Brown; Mrs. Green

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No, I'm still single!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman is single because she never met the right "amount."

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Don't come near me before you warm that stethoscope!

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A patient complains when her physician prepares to press a stethoscope against her bare chest.

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Hey! Everything's in color!

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

After a patient puts on new glasses he says he can see color now.

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Old Timer: I'll take a horse over an automobile any day in the year.

Genre

humor

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Now what makes you think that brandy's intoxicating?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man pours an immense glass of brandy for his date.

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The way I look at it is - what do I need brains for?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman believes that with her beauty she doesn't need brains.

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Pardon me, I thought you were my husband!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman in negligee greets a stranger at the door.

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But for me, your own wife...

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A man used his coat to help a woman cross a puddle but won't even buy galoshes for his wife.

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I did those when marble was cheaper!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A sculptor explains that when marble was cheaper he made sculptures of large women, now he makes sculptures of thin women.

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I finally found the perfect husband...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman thinks she's found the perfect husband and now has to get him away from his wife.

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Why is Jim in jail?

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humor

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No!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A mind reader's assistant can read the mind of a man gazing at her.

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And now, a little march number, in fast time!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A father tells his daughter's boyfriend to play a march so that he'll leave.

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For me?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A bride seems surprised when the groom gives her the wedding ring.

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What's Cookin'? / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Looie: So you and your wife got divorced.

Genre

humor

Characters

Looie; Blooie; Selma; Thelma

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There's no hurry about making up your mind.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man at a restaurant tells his date to eat the complimentary bread while she decides what to eat.

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If the subject of matrimony comes up...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman advises her friend to remove her coat if she needs to encourage her boyfriend to propose marriage.

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Something for the Boys / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Barry: I hate to ride in taxis.

Genre

humor

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Barry; Harry; Looie; Blooie; Judy; Rudy

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Excuse my hair.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman shows up to her date with her hair in curlers because she has another date with a different man.

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We're all out of ham on rye...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A clerk in an automat invites a customer on a date.

Keywords

automat

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You're hired!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Immediately after hiring a woman an employer asks about her vacation plans.

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Successful Businessman: All that a man needs to get ahead...

Genre

humor

Characters

Sam; Ham

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I think you'd better go now!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

When her father shows up holding a gun the daughter realizes her boyfriend should leave.

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You sure know how to get around me, Mr. Galsworthy!

Genre

humor

Characters

Mr. Galsworthy

Synopsis

Mr. Galsworthy gives his girlfriend a necklace.

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Aunt Mathilda: You're getting to be quite a little gentleman, Clem.

Genre

humor

Characters

Mathilda; Clem; Farmer Brown; Farmer Green

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Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

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Go watch the grounds, Bruno!

Genre

humor

Characters

Bruno

Synopsis

A man is disturbed when his guard dog Bruno stares at him while he's trying to romance a woman.

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humor

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A man holds on to a clothesline as a woman sets her underwear on the line.

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Sorry, Charles - I don't think you could afford...

Genre

humor

Characters

Charles

Synopsis

A woman refuses Charles' proposal because she doesn't think he can afford her alimony when they get divorced.

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Date Bait / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Gloria: I went out on a double date with Henry last week.

Genre

humor

Characters

Gloria; Jean; Selma; Thelma; Bill; Will

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Now don't try to match wits with him.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A daughter tells her father not to match wits with her boyfriend because he studied psychology.

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Ken Otis (signed)

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Don't worry, Freddy, after I marry Bill...

Genre

humor

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Freddy

Synopsis

Freddy's girlfriend promises to be like a sister to him after she marries Bill.

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You might as well come in.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After already enduring her lecherous date's groping a woman decides she might as well invite him into her apartment.

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I've just got to get a better look...

Genre

humor

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Miss Prentis

Synopsis

A dentist is eager to see his female patient's back teeth.

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Jack: When my uncle speaks the whole nation listens.

Genre

humor

Characters

Jack; Mack

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If you must read to me...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman tells her date to read to her from his bank book.

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How long have you had this fear of barbers?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man who is afraid of barbers has let his hair grow past his feet.

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How's the new medicine working?

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A patient on new medication is chasing his nurse.

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Man: Listen here!

Genre

humor

Characters

Looie; Blooie

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Good day, I'm from Friendly Finance!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A salesman from Friendly Finance hugs a woman while introducing himself.

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How are you on husbands?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman asks a pest exterminator if he can target her husband.

Pillage (Table of Contents: 60)

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humor

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I don't know if he proposed or not.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman isn't sure if her boyfriend proposed because of the slang he used.

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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If we can judge the future by the past...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman notes from her diary that if her future will be like her past then she'll have a lot to live for.

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You've got wonderful reflexes!

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

When a doctor taps his patient's knee she begins to embrace him.

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Dr. Quack: If you want to get rid of this ulcer, you'll have to stop worrying so much.

Genre

humor

Characters

Dr. Quack; Dr. Mack

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Hal Sharp (signed as Sharp)

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No, dear, I'm not too busy...

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A doctor engages in a long telephone call while his patient waits, standing in her underwear.

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What? No television?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A hotel guest complains that his room has no television but across from his window a woman is changing her clothes.

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Radio Roundup / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Many women marry a man for life, and then find out he doesn't have any.

Genre

humor

Characters

Effie Klinker; Edgar Bergen

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A joke from Edgar Bergen and three other unattributed jokes.

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There, but for my husband, go I!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman is jealous of another woman in an expensive car.

[Painter Surprised by Wife] (Table of Contents: 69)

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Harold Sherman (signed as Hal Sherman)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A painter is drawing a nude when his wife enters so he quickly paints over the nude.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Pencils

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Inks

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I thought that one was for guests!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A newlywed husband is surprised when his wife gets into the same bed as him on their honeymoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 71)

Love Honor and Oh Boy! / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Wife: I just made twenty dollars!

Genre

humor

Characters

Mrs. Brown; Mrs. Green

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 72)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Taber (signed as Taber)

Pencils

Taber (signed as Taber)

Inks

Taber (signed as Taber)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

What alias are you using today, dear...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A criminal's girlfriend wonders what alias he's using that day.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 73)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Pencils

?

Inks

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I was hoping you'd wait until after Christmas!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman is disappointed when her boyfriend proposes prior to Christmas.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 74)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

Pencils

George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

Inks

George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Higher, up, higher - ah - that feels good!

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A dentist enjoys harming his patient.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 75)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Pencils

Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Inks

Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

This isn't the way they rehearsed it!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A bride leaves her groom at the altar.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 76)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Chas. Skiles (signed)

Pencils

Chas. Skiles (signed)

Inks

Chas. Skiles (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

How about me teaching you to wade?

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A little boy at the beach offers to teach a woman how to wade.

Keywords

beaches; swimsuits

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 77)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

? [as Short] (signed)

Pencils

? [as Short] (signed)

Inks

? [as Short] (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

We can spend every minute together.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After meeting a mermaid at a deserted island a man offers to bring her to the aquarium where he works.

Keywords

mermaid

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 78)

Small Fry Chatter / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Father: You'll drive me to my grave!

Genre

humor

Characters

Mrs. Jones; Mrs. Bones

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 79)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Gately (signed as Geo Gately)

Pencils

George Gately (signed as Geo Gately)

Inks

George Gately (signed as Geo Gately)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Why can't you look like that?

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A little boy wonders why a little girl looks nothing like a woman in a painting.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 80)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Ali (signed)

Pencils

Ali (signed)

Inks

Ali (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Now, let's go break the news to mother!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A woman has just married a soldier and her father has fainted.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 81)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Pencils

Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Inks

Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Now look terrible!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A passport photographer tells his subjects to look terrible before he takes their pictures.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 82)

Move It Over / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

1st Writer: I've heard just finished your book...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 83)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Pencils

Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Inks

Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

We never go out any more!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man surrounded by portraits of women never goes out on dates.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 84)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

Pencils

Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

Inks

Jack O'Brien (signed as O'Brien)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Well, I'd better run along now...

Genre

humor; sports

Synopsis

A man on ice skates is chatting to another woman instead of watching his wife.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 85)

Sporting Fun! / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

There's such a thing as being too polite.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 86)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Pencils

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Inks

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

When she's good, she's very good...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man opines that when a woman is bad she's better than when she's good.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 87)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

Pencils

Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

Inks

Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

The nice man who comes here in the afternoon always brings me a present!

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A son asks his father why he doesn't bring him a present at the end of the day like the "nice man" who comes in the afternoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 88)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dave Berg (signed as Davy Berg)

Pencils

Dave Berg (signed as Davy Berg)

Inks

Dave Berg (signed as Davy Berg)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

He got too personal!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman who tried to get a personal loan complains that the clerk got too personal with her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 89)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

? [as Andrews] (signed)

Pencils

? [as Andrews] (signed)

Inks

? [as Andrews] (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

One thing you don't need to worry about, Helen...

Genre

humor; domestic

Characters

Helen

Synopsis

Helen's husband points out that with their finances he can't afford to have an affair.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 90)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Pencils

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Inks

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

My blood runs cold when I think how close...

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A doctor watching his patient undress admits he almost chose a different profession.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 91)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Jack Lohr (signed as Jack Lohr)

Pencils

Jack Lohr (signed as Jack Lohr)

Inks

Jack Lohr (signed as Jack Lohr)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Never mind the fee...

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A physician doesn't ask for a fee after seeing his patient undress.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 92)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Gately (signed as Geo Gately)

Pencils

George Gately (signed as Geo Gately)

Inks

George Gately (signed as Geo Gately)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Great Scott, man!

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A patient's heart speeds up when the doctor's nurse walks by.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 93)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Pencils

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Inks

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Should I remove my lipstick, too?

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A patient taking off her clothes wonders if she should remove her lipstick.

Chock Full of Gags, Gals, Gaiety! (Table of Contents: 94) (Expand) /

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 95)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

Pencils

Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

Inks

Mort Temes (signed as Temes)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

When do I exhale?

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A patient asks her physician when she should exhale.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 96)

Last Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Playwright: I spent five long years working on that play...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 97)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Pencils

?

Inks

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Good grief, honey!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man wearing new glasses mistakes another woman for his wife.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 98)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Ken Otis (signed)

Pencils

Ken Otis (signed)

Inks

Ken Otis (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

When I was a little girl all I could think about were boys.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman tells her psychiatrist that as a girl she always thought about boys, now she always thinks about men.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 99)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

Pencils

George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

Inks

George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I think you've got all the mileage you're going to...

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A physician advises a woman that she's used up her elderly lover's mileage.

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 100)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Pencils

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Inks

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

It will be nice seeing you again, Miss Foster!

Genre

humor; medical

Characters

Miss Foster

Synopsis

A physician looks forward to seeing Miss Foster undress.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.