Playboy #v15#2
(February 1968)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
15
Price
0.75 USD
Pages
198
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

All cartoons and comics sequences have been indexed.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dink Siegel (signed)
Pencils
Dink Siegel (signed)
Inks
Dink Siegel (signed)
Colors
Dink Siegel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
My client will now read a prepared statement.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man finds his wife nude in bed and when he opened the bedroom closet, there's a nude man there, along with lawyer, who is advising him.
Keywords
adultery; closet; lawyer

Indexer Notes

Page 71.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If you don't mind, young lady, we'll discuss the question of premarital sex in a civilized manner—in the drawing room over brandy.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The parents of a teen girl decline to discuss sexual matter at the dinner table. They will do it afterward in the proper setting.
Keywords
generation gap

Indexer Notes

Page 82.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Lucille, I'm dropping out.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A well-off middle-aged man decides he's going to "drop out" and dresses in a mod outfit and puts flowers on his head.
Keywords
cigarettes; counterculture; flowers; midlife crisis; poodle.; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 91.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Colors
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I like a good story as much as anyone else, Scheherazade, but isn't it time we were getting to bed?
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Scheherazade
Synopsis
The Sultan wishes Scheherazade would end her story and come to bed.
Keywords
One Thousand and One Nights; story; sultan

Indexer Notes

Page 101. Parody of "One Thousand and One Nights."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

Vargas / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed) (painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed) (painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed) (painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I asked my hairdresser to make me look like Twiggy, but he put the part on the wrong side.
Genre
humor
Characters
Twiggy (cameo on poster)
Synopsis
A buxom blonde in red micro-miniskirt and red scarf looks at a poster of English model Twiggy.

Indexer Notes

Pages 108-109. Two-page pin-up. The punchline refers to the model's hair being parted on the opposite side of Twiggy's, while her ample body couldn't be confused with Twiggy's reed-thin form.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Careful, Tex—those Circle-Z boys are mighty jealous.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two cowboys watch a young girl bathing in the pond below. One of them notices that the girl has a Circle-Z brand on her buttock.
Keywords
bathing; brand; pond; voyeurism

Indexer Notes

Page 115.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Pencils
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Inks
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Colors
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm looking for something that will appeal to his prurient interests.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a department store perfume counter, a woman is looking for a lustful scent.
Keywords
department store; perfume

Indexer Notes

Page 124.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
She'll be living in—right?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At an "Overseas Domestic Employment Agency," a man wonders if the prospective employee, a buxom, attractive young woman, will be living in his home.
Keywords
employment agency; Europe; nanny; suitcase

Indexer Notes

Page 145.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Pencils
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Inks
Lee Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Frankly, doctor, don't you think it's time to get off this civil rights kick and get back to the fundamental teachings of Christianity?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An older conservative couple complains to the chuck pastor about his civil rights views.
Keywords
Christian; church; civil rights; pastor

Indexer Notes

Page 146.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Peace feelers from the North.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Soldiers hiking through rice paddies in Vietnam see topless women carrying supplies on a path toward them.
Keywords
helicopter; rice paddies; topless; Vietnam

Indexer Notes

Page 147.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now will you speak for yourself, John?
Genre
historical; satire-parody
Characters
John Alden; Priscilla Mullins
Synopsis
Parody of "The Courtship of Miles Standish," with John Alden and Priscilla Mullins in bed.
Keywords
canopy bed; Pilgrims

Indexer Notes

Page 148.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That's strange ... They were all here a minute ago.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The girls in the brothel flee when a huge rough-looking bearded man introduces himself to the madam.
Reprints
Keywords
beard; brothel; cat; cigar; mountain man; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 150. Part of "Brothel" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
So far so good. Now how about the motto?
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A knight in armor is looking for a coat of arms. So far he has two bare breasts facing each other.
Keywords
armor; coat of arms; knight; medieval

Indexer Notes

Page 154.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
...It's your pusher, madam...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wealthy woman's butler announces the arrival of her drug dealer.
Reprints
Keywords
butler; dealer; drugs; slang

Indexer Notes

Page 155.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, just a minute!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The Sexual Freedom League balks at letting a man bring a cow into their meeting room.
Keywords
bestiality; cow; Sexual Freedom League

Indexer Notes

Page 156.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Edward Frascino [as Frascino] (signed)
Pencils
Edward Frascino [as Frascino] (signed)
Inks
Edward Frascino [as Frascino] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I didn't marry Frank for his money, but I'm divorcing him for it.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Over cocktails, a woman tells her friend why she's divorcing her husband.
Keywords
alimony; cocktails; divorce

Indexer Notes

Page 157.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You love her, McBride. Make me believe you love her!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A director tries to get emotion out of an actor completely wrapped in bulky wrappings as the Mummy in a monster movie.
Keywords
camera; movie-making; mummy

Indexer Notes

Page 158.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Pencils
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Inks
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Someone to see you, Senator, from the gun lobby.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
With a rifle at her back, a secretary for a Senator announces a visitor from the Gun Lobby.
Keywords
gun lobby; politics; rifle; senator

Indexer Notes

Page 159.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Joseph Mirachi [as Mirachi] (signed)
Pencils
Joseph Mirachi [as Mirachi] (signed)
Inks
Joseph Mirachi [as Mirachi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But I can't go with you to your planet! These are my peak earning years!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is being captured by three aliens from a flying saucer, but all he can think about is his career.
Keywords
abduction; aliens; flying saucer

Indexer Notes

Page 160.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
... And what's your minor?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two college students lie in bed, making small talk.
Keywords
bed; cigarettes; college; dorm room; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 162.

[Button: Make Love and War] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a party, a military officer tries to have it both ways, with a button that reads "Make Love and War."
Keywords
military; party; protest button

Indexer Notes

Page 163. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
So what happened to the first-run movie?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The scene on an airliner is one of cavorting naked men and women, but one passenger would rather watch a movie.
Keywords
airplane; champagne; orgy; stewardess

Indexer Notes

Page 165.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Why, no! I'm Max Casanova the butcher!
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A woman thinks she slept with Cassanova the famous lover, but he turns out to just be a butcher.
Keywords
bed; candle; Cassanova; mistaken identity

Indexer Notes

Page 167.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Pencils
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Inks
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, do let us know the moment the airline finds our luggage.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man makes an excuse when he checks into a hotel with a street-walker.
Reprints
Keywords
hotel; street-walker

Indexer Notes

Page 168.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Stop crying, Momma! I only said I got laid off!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman's mother misunderstands her over the telephone when she tell her she got laid off from her job.
Keywords
slang; telephone booth

Indexer Notes

Page 169.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Evolution? Nonsense. What I believe is that the good Lord, in His wisdom, created us in His own image.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two "missing links," apes with tails, think they were created in the image of God.
Keywords
evolution; God; missing link; religion

Indexer Notes

Page 171.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Inks
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Colors
Rowland B. Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We'd rather you didn't smoke here, Senator.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A Senator is part of a group inspecting the area below the engines of a huge NASA rocket.
Reprints
Keywords
NASA; rocket; senator; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 173.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Remember, no political discussions; it may not be a cigarette lighter...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple is engaging in small talk. One man has a machine gun set up on the coffee table facing the other couch.
Keywords
coffee table; couch; machine gun

Indexer Notes

Page 174. At this time there were trick cigarette lighters which looked like handguns, but snapped open as a cigarette lighter when you pulled the trigger.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But, Mother, it doesn't do anything.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A little girl is disappointed in her new doll.
Keywords
doll

Indexer Notes

Page 175. Cartoon features an anatomically-correct baby boy doll.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Watch the effect of the prop wash.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A helicopter pilot plans to fly over three young women on a roof, who are sunbathing on their stomachs with only towels covering their buttocks.
Keywords
helicopter; rooftop; sun-bathing

Indexer Notes

Page 176.

[Part of the Scenery] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A painter finds that a monster is camouflaged as part of the scenery (ocean and rocks) he is painting.
Reprints
Keywords
artist; landscape; monster; ocean; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 179. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Pencils
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Inks
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now, why the hell did you have to go and tell that joke for?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A bartender is upset with the other bartender, who told a joke that was so upsetting that everyone bolted from the bar room.
Keywords
bar; bartenders; joke

Indexer Notes

Page 180.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
Pencils
Marty Murphy (signed)
Inks
Marty Murphy (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
... Now, then, what seems to be our problem ...?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A patient on a psychiatrist's couch fantasizes about the psychiatrist taking his notes in the nude.
Keywords
fantasy; homosexual; psychiatrist

Indexer Notes

Page 181.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
Pencils
Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
Inks
Robert Censoni [as Censoni] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If you think I'm drunk, you should see my secretary!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man's wife is upset when he comes home drunk.
Keywords
drunkeness

Indexer Notes

Page 182.

[Suicide by Railroad Crossing Arm] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man sits in a chair at a railroad crossing with a noose around his neck. The other end is attached to the end of the lowered crossing guard arm and the man is waiting for the train to pass and the arm to rise.
Keywords
noose; railroad crossing; suicide

Indexer Notes

Page 183. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm going to give it to you straight. You're knocked up.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A witch-doctor tells a native woman that she's pregnant.
Reprints
Keywords
Africa; pregnancy; slang; witch doctor

Indexer Notes

Page 185.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
He found his wife by computer. Now he's trying to find out how to get rid of her.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is busy at a huge mainframe computer seeking a solution to his marital problems.
Keywords
computer dating; mainframe computer

Indexer Notes

Page 186.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But darling, the female praying mantis always eats the male during copulation. Any other way would be unnatural!
Genre
anthropomorphic-funny animals
Synopsis
A male praying mantis is reluctant to engage in sex
Keywords
decapitation; praying mantis; sex

Indexer Notes

Page 187.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Reamer Keller (signed)
Pencils
Reamer Keller (signed)
Inks
Reamer Keller (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
My parents are getting suspicious, Robert. Could you shave more often?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A girl smuggles her long-haired boyfriend into her room by having him pass as a girl.
Keywords
long hair; teen; unisex

Indexer Notes

Page 189.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You're pretty handy with your dukes, young fellow, and you move fast. How'd you like to become an upholsterer?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man wins a bar fight. A bystander thinks he has a future, not as a boxer, but as an upholsterer.
Keywords
bar; bartender; fight; upholsterer

Indexer Notes

Page 190.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Lewis (signed)
Pencils
Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
Inks
Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
Colors
Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I do hope I get the part, Mr. Thompson. I'd hate losing two things in one day.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A blonde woman with a blue bow in her hair, sitting in nylons and blue high heels on a stool.
Reprints
Keywords
casting couch

Indexer Notes

Page 193.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["My client will now read a prepared statement."]
  2. 2. ["If you don't mind, young lady, we'll discuss the question of premarital sex in a civilized manner—in the drawing room over brandy."]
  3. 3. ["Lucille, I'm dropping out."]
  4. 4. ["I like a good story as much as anyone else, Scheherazade, but isn't it time we were getting to bed?"]
  5. 5. ["I asked my hairdresser to make me look like Twiggy, but he put the part on the wrong side."]
    Vargas
  6. 6. ["Careful, Tex—those Circle-Z boys are mighty jealous."]
  7. 7. ["I'm looking for something that will appeal to his prurient interests."]
  8. 8. ["She'll be living in—right?"]
  9. 9. ["Frankly, doctor, don't you think it's time to get off this civil rights kick and get back to the fundamental teachings of Christianity?"]
  10. 10. ["Peace feelers from the North."]
  11. 11. ["Now will you speak for yourself, John?"]
  12. 12. ["That's strange ... They were all here a minute ago."]
  13. 13. ["So far so good. Now how about the motto?"]
  14. 14. ["...It's your pusher, madam..."]
  15. 15. ["Now, just a minute!"]
  16. 16. ["I didn't marry Frank for his money, but I'm divorcing him for it."]
  17. 17. ["You love her, McBride. Make me believe you love her!"]
  18. 18. ["Someone to see you, Senator, from the gun lobby."]
  19. 19. ["But I can't go with you to your planet! These are my peak earning years!"]
  20. 20. ["... And what's your minor?"]
  21. 21. [Button: Make Love and War]
  22. 22. ["So what happened to the first-run movie?"]
  23. 23. ["Why, no! I'm Max Casanova the butcher!"]
  24. 24. ["Now, do let us know the moment the airline finds our luggage."]
  25. 25. ["Stop crying, Momma! I only said I got laid off!"]
  26. 26. ["Evolution? Nonsense. What I believe is that the good Lord, in His wisdom, created us in His own image."]
  27. 27. ["We'd rather you didn't smoke here, Senator."]
  28. 28. ["Remember, no political discussions; it may not be a cigarette lighter..."]
  29. 29. ["But, Mother, it doesn't do anything."]
  30. 30. ["Watch the effect of the prop wash."]
  31. 31. [Part of the Scenery]
  32. 32. ["Now, why the hell did you have to go and tell that joke for?"]
  33. 33. ["... Now, then, what seems to be our problem ...?"]
  34. 34. ["If you think I'm drunk, you should see my secretary!"]
  35. 35. [Suicide by Railroad Crossing Arm]
  36. 36. ["I'm going to give it to you straight. You're knocked up."]
  37. 37. ["He found his wife by computer. Now he's trying to find out how to get rid of her."]
  38. 38. ["But darling, the female praying mantis always eats the male during copulation. Any other way would be unnatural!"]
  39. 39. ["My parents are getting suspicious, Robert. Could you shave more often?"]
  40. 40. ["You're pretty handy with your dukes, young fellow, and you move fast. How'd you like to become an upholsterer?"]
  41. 41. ["I do hope I get the part, Mr. Thompson. I'd hate losing two things in one day."]
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