Playboy #v15#9
(September 1968)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
15
Price
0.75 USD
Pages
262
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner

Issue Notes

This copy had several cartoons clipped, so this index is not complete. Full-page Wally Wood illustrated ad for Portage Porto-Ped Shoes on page 55.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Pencils
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Inks
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Colors
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Either our demands are met by this afternoon or we go topless and really mess up the school image!
Genre
humor
Keywords
college; demonstrations; protests

Indexer Notes

Page 101.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

Vargas / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The only way to tell if they're real is to bite them, Mr. Hancock.
Genre
humor
Keywords
pearls

Indexer Notes

Pages 115-116. Two-page spread.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Colors
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Page 123. (Caption is clipped from indexed copy of magazine.)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Darling, I'd like you to meet my guru.
Genre
humor
Keywords
adultery; guru

Indexer Notes

Page 133.

Sokol's Sweatshirts (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 4 pages (report information)

Script
Erich Sokol
Pencils
Erich Sokol
Inks
Erich Sokol
Colors
Erich Sokol

Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Ludwig von Beethoven; Schroeder (from Peanuts; cameo); Plato (cameo); Henry VIII (cameo); Dr. Alfred Kinsey (cameo); Toulouse-Latrec (cameo); Ronald Reagan (cameo); Pope John XXIII (cameo); Sigmund Freud (cameo); Ho Chi-Mihn (cameo); Charles de Gaulle; Sophia Loren (cameo); Nikita Kruschev; Groucho Marx (cameo); President Lyndon B. Johnson
Synopsis
Fourteen cartoons of people (famous and otherwise) wearing sweatshirts with images of famous people and characters on them.
Reprints
Keywords
artist; censorship; hippie; motorcycle; piano; sweatshirts

Indexer Notes

Pages 138-141. Names in the character list with "(cameo)" are black and white sweatshirt images.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Are you going to sit there on that gorgeous little bottom—which we shall call exhibit A—and tell the court you didn't encourage him?
Genre
humor
Keywords
court room; judge; lawyer

Indexer Notes

Page 156.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, so much for a fate worse than death!
Genre
humor
Keywords
college; dorm room

Indexer Notes

Page 173.

[False Concern] (Table of Contents: 8)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Pencils
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Inks
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
When a man falls down, a passing priest helps him up and makes sure he's all right. After the man is out of sight, the priest has a good laugh about the incident.
Reprints
Keywords
priest

Indexer Notes

Page 175. Eight-panel pantomime comic.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Colors
Brian Savage (graytones)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm in the advertising game, too! You fellows looking for a couple of nice girls?
Genre
humor
Keywords
bar; pimp

Indexer Notes

Page 178.

[Chuck Roast] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Colors
Howard Shoemaker ?

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two butchers at a meat case. One holds a knife while eyeing the other, who's named Chuck. The chuck roast plate in the meat case is empty.
Reprints
Keywords
butcher; cannibal; meat

Indexer Notes

Page 179. Monochrome red overlay. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
One thing about these film-obscenity cases—you get to see a lot of great movies.
Genre
humor
Keywords
censorship; judges; movies; obscenity

Indexer Notes

Page 180.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
William Shaffer [as W. Shaffer] (signed)
Pencils
William Shaffer [as W. Shaffer] (signed)
Inks
William Shaffer [as W. Shaffer] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I've got news for you—her voice ain't the only thing about her that's 'technically augmented.'
Genre
humor
Keywords
recording studio; singer

Indexer Notes

Page 182.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Remember: military targets only! Be sure you hit nothing except bases, dumps, factories, bridges, trains, ships, houses, fields, forest, buildings, vehicles, or anything else that may look suspicious.
Genre
satire-parody
Keywords
bombing; military; Vietnam

Indexer Notes

Page 184. Parody of United States policy in Vietnam of striking "military targets only."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That'll be all for now, Miss Dunn. I have to get ready for my appointment with my psychiatrist.
Genre
humor
Keywords
artist; nude model; painter; psychiatrist

Indexer Notes

Page 186.

The Nightwatch (Table of Contents: 15)

comic story / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Jules Feiffer (signed)
Pencils
Jules Feiffer (signed)
Inks
Jules Feiffer (signed)
Letters
Jules Feiffer (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man waits in bed for his wife, but eventually falls asleep before she is ready.
Reprints
Keywords
bed

Indexer Notes

Pages 188-189. Nine panels per page. First 15 panels are pantomime.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
? [as Jensen] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Jensen] (signed)
Inks
? [as Jensen] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Could I borrow some oil? It's for my bedspring.
Genre
humor
Keywords
bedsprings; negligee; oil

Indexer Notes

Page 190.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Today you're going to march in there and ask for an increase in knowledge.
Genre
religious; satire-parody
Characters
Adam; Eve
Synopsis
Parody of the Garden of Eden story in Genesis.
Keywords
Bible; Garden of Eden; Genesis

Indexer Notes

Page 192.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Colors
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
For a moment there, I thought you two were gonna set the woods on fire.
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Smokey the Bear
Keywords
forest

Indexer Notes

Page 194.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Actually, it's my library card. I'm forty cents overdue!
Genre
humor
Keywords
draft card; library card; war protest

Indexer Notes

Page 196. Signature is illegible.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
O.K. If I promise to do all I can to get the troops out of Vietnam, eradicate the slums, legalize marijuana and guarantee an annual wage for everyone, then will you go to bed with me?
Genre
humor
Keywords
generation gap

Indexer Notes

Page 200.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran!] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's nice to see an organization that isn't afraid to change with the times.
Genre
humor
Keywords
drive-in bank; topless

Indexer Notes

Page 204.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Colors
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
From time to time, we of the International Red Cross get disquieting reports that your prisoners are not always treated according to the Geneva Convention.
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Devil
Reprints
Keywords
devil; Geneva Convention; Hell; Red Cross

Indexer Notes

Page 207.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That was what we French call an 'American' kiss.
Genre
humor
Keywords
France; kiss

Indexer Notes

Page 209.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
Pencils
Marty Murphy (signed)
Inks
Marty Murphy (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You know, you're beginning to take a hell of a lot for granted, big boy...
Genre
humor
Keywords
housewife; milkman

Indexer Notes

Page 212.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If the fool doesn't stop howling, he'll blow his cover.
Genre
humor
Keywords
disguise; sheep; wolf

Indexer Notes

Page 214.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Pencils
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Inks
Charles Rodrigues [as Rodrigues] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
...Over the rail, man, over the rail!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A seasick man on an ocean liner sticks his head in a porthole instead of over the deck railing.
Reprints
Keywords
porthole; seasick; ship

Indexer Notes

Page 215.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Don Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Don Reilly (signed)
Inks
Don Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now that we're engaged, shouldn't you stop wearing your HAD ANY LATELY button?
Genre
humor
Keywords
counterculture

Indexer Notes

Page 217.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's not the beatings, the indifference, the drinking, or the philandering, Ernie, it's your breath.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An abused wife uses a trivial matter as the reason to leave her husband.
Reprints
Keywords
domestic abuse

Indexer Notes

Page 218.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I moved to the suburbs for the same reason most family men do--it's a great place to raise hell.
Genre
humor
Keywords
suburbs

Indexer Notes

Page 221.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Lou Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Pencils
Lou Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Inks
Lou Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You've thrown me out for the last time, Eddie—tomorrow I start smoking pot.
Genre
humor
Keywords
bar; drunk; marijuana

Indexer Notes

Page 222.

[Turnabout for Scouts] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A female satyr chases a Scoutmaster and his scouts, who flee in panic.
Keywords
Boy Scouts; satyr

Indexer Notes

Page 225. Pantomime cartoon. Part of Satyr series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Martha! This kid's been sniffing glue again!
Genre
humor
Keywords
drugs; glue-sniffing

Indexer Notes

Page 228.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Who's Mr. Terrific?
Genre
humor
Keywords
hippopotamus

Indexer Notes

Page 230.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The undertow is terrific!
Genre
humor
Reprints
Keywords
beach; bikini; undertow

Indexer Notes

Page 233.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Our group had thirty-seven percent more moral decay.
Genre
satire-parody
Keywords
pregnancy

Indexer Notes

Page 234. Parody of TV toothpaste commercial where a child exclaims "My group had thirty-seven percent fewer cavities!"

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I say to hell with racial imbalance—I'm through being bused in every day!
Genre
humor
Reprints
Keywords
Eskimos

Indexer Notes

Page 236.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, just whatever you can pronounce, Fred.
Genre
humor
Keywords
restaurant; wine

Indexer Notes

Page 238.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Sid Hoff [as Hoff] (signed)
Pencils
Sid Hoff [as Hoff] (signed)
Inks
Sid Hoff [as Hoff] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Ed never chases other women. He's too fine, too decent, too old.
Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Page 240.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 0.2 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
? (graytones)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Get lost.
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Little Bo Peep; Little Boy Blue
Synopsis
Boy Blue and Bo Peep are making out by a haystack and Bo Peep tells her sheep to go away.
Keywords
haystack; nursery rhymes; sheep

Indexer Notes

Page 242. Signature is illegible. Parody of the Little Bo Peep and Little Boy Blue nursery rhymes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Colors
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
So you see, son—the human takes his pollen and ...
Genre
humor
Keywords
butterflies; sex education

Indexer Notes

Page 245.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No blindfold, thanks.
Genre
humor
Keywords
blindfold; bullseye; firing squad

Indexer Notes

Page 246.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Lou Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Pencils
Lou Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Inks
Lou Lorenz [as Lorenz] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, Colonel! It's a whole new ball game.
Genre
humor
Keywords
bomb shelter; military; nuclear war

Indexer Notes

Page 248.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Pencils
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Inks
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I meant get out there and fight!
Genre
humor; sports
Keywords
coach; football

Indexer Notes

Page 250.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Pencils
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Inks
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Colors
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mother doesn't allow me to smoke, Mr. Walters.
Genre
humor
Keywords
smoking; underage

Indexer Notes

Page 253.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
So much for our opening remarks, and now gentlemen, shall we debate the issues?
Genre
humor
Keywords
debate; politics; television

Indexer Notes

Page 256.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Reamer Keller (signed)
Pencils
Reamer Keller (signed)
Inks
Reamer Keller (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll say one thing for birth control pills—more girls are graduating.
Genre
humor
Keywords
birth control; college

Indexer Notes

Page 257.

Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["Either our demands are met by this afternoon or we go topless and really mess up the school image!"]
  2. 2. ["The only way to tell if they're real is to bite them, Mr. Hancock."]
    Vargas
  3. 3. [no title indexed]
  4. 4. ["Darling, I'd like you to meet my guru."]
  5. 5. Sokol's Sweatshirts
  6. 6. ["Are you going to sit there on that gorgeous little bottom—which we shall call exhibit A—and tell the court you didn't encourage him?"]
  7. 7. ["Well, so much for a fate worse than death!"]
  8. 8. [False Concern]
  9. 9. ["I'm in the advertising game, too! You fellows looking for a couple of nice girls?"]
  10. 10. [Chuck Roast]
  11. 11. ["One thing about these film-obscenity cases—you get to see a lot of great movies."]
  12. 12. ["I've got news for you—her voice ain't the only thing about her that's 'technically augmented.'"]
  13. 13. ["Remember: military targets only! Be sure you hit nothing except bases, dumps, factories, bridges, trains, ships, houses, fields, forest, buildings, vehicles, or anything else that may look suspicious."]
  14. 14. ["That'll be all for now, Miss Dunn. I have to get ready for my appointment with my psychiatrist."]
  15. 15. The Nightwatch
  16. 16. ["Could I borrow some oil? It's for my bedspring."]
  17. 17. ["Today you're going to march in there and ask for an increase in knowledge."]
  18. 18. ["For a moment there, I thought you two were gonna set the woods on fire."]
  19. 19. ["Actually, it's my library card. I'm forty cents overdue!"]
  20. 20. ["O.K. If I promise to do all I can to get the troops out of Vietnam, eradicate the slums, legalize marijuana and guarantee an annual wage for everyone, then will you go to bed with me?"]
  21. 21. ["It's nice to see an organization that isn't afraid to change with the times."]
  22. 22. ["From time to time, we of the International Red Cross get disquieting reports that your prisoners are not always treated according to the Geneva Convention."]
  23. 23. ["That was what we French call an 'American' kiss."]
  24. 24. ["You know, you're beginning to take a hell of a lot for granted, big boy..."]
  25. 25. ["If the fool doesn't stop howling, he'll blow his cover."]
  26. 26. ["...Over the rail, man, over the rail!"]
  27. 27. ["Now that we're engaged, shouldn't you stop wearing your HAD ANY LATELY button?"]
  28. 28. ["It's not the beatings, the indifference, the drinking, or the philandering, Ernie, it's your breath."]
  29. 29. ["I moved to the suburbs for the same reason most family men do--it's a great place to raise hell."]
  30. 30. ["You've thrown me out for the last time, Eddie—tomorrow I start smoking pot."]
  31. 31. [Turnabout for Scouts]
  32. 32. ["Martha! This kid's been sniffing glue again!"]
  33. 33. ["Who's Mr. Terrific?"]
  34. 34. ["The undertow is terrific!"]
  35. 35. ["Our group had thirty-seven percent more moral decay."]
  36. 36. ["I say to hell with racial imbalance—I'm through being bused in every day!"]
  37. 37. ["Oh, just whatever you can pronounce, Fred."]
  38. 38. ["Ed never chases other women. He's too fine, too decent, too old."]
  39. 39. ["Get lost."]
  40. 40. ["So you see, son—the human takes his pollen and ..."]
  41. 41. ["No blindfold, thanks."]
  42. 42. ["Well, Colonel! It's a whole new ball game."]
  43. 43. ["I meant get out there and fight!"]
  44. 44. ["Mother doesn't allow me to smoke, Mr. Walters."]
  45. 45. ["So much for our opening remarks, and now gentlemen, shall we debate the issues?"]
  46. 46. ["I'll say one thing for birth control pills—more girls are graduating."]
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