Playboy #v13#9
(September 1966)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
13
Price
0.75 USD
Pages
290
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

Issue Notes

Canterbury Belt ad on page 36 featuring a Batman parody called "Belt Man" with a photo of a man in a Batman-style costume.

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
... And now a word for you busy housewives!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A housewife seduces a television repairman.
Reprints
Keywords
repair man; television

Indexer Notes

Page 117.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm an adult—what time do you get through?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is infatuated with the ticket-seller at an adult movie theatre.
Keywords
adult theater; movies

Indexer Notes

Page 126.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

Vargas / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
He tried everything—flowers, jewelry, candy, furs—and they all worked.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A redhead in a sheer dress with the skirt swirling, in black high heels and long pearl necklaces.
Reprints
Keywords
high heels; pearls

Indexer Notes

Pages 134-135. Two-page spread.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Man, it's just like you said it would be—totally unspoiled!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple of beatniks visit an opium den.
Reprints
Keywords
beatnik; drugs; opium den

Indexer Notes

Page 139.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Madden (signed)
Pencils
Don Madden (signed)
Inks
Don Madden (signed)
Colors
Don Madden (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now let's not have a scene in front of company, Floyd.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A wife lectures her husband when he surprises her with her lover in bed.
Reprints
Keywords
adultery

Indexer Notes

Page 147.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Shall we join them?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young man and woman nudists watch a couple of frogs play leap-frog.
Keywords
frogs; leapfrog; nudist

Indexer Notes

Page 158. Part of "Nudist Camp" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Pencils
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Inks
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Colors
E. Simms Campbell (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It was never finished. Grandpa shot the artist.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A young woman shows her female friend an unfinished nude painting labeled "Grandma."
Reprints
Keywords
nude; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 170.

[Carving: "Dan'l Boone on this day..."] (Table of Contents: 8)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
Doug Sneyd

Genre
historical; satire-parody
Characters
Daniel Boone
Synopsis
Parody of Daniel Boone carving "D. Boon Cilled a. Bar [killed a bear] in the year 1760" on a tree. This time Daniel has just finished making love to an Indian maiden.
Keywords
carving; frontier; Indian; tree

Indexer Notes

Page 185. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You'll stay with cigarettes until your mother and I say you can start smoking, and that's final!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two counterculture parents won't let their son smoke marijuana, even though they do.
Keywords
cigarettes; counterculture; marijuana

Indexer Notes

Page 188.

[Cupid with Hypodermic Needle] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
? [as Van Meter] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Van Meter] (signed)
Inks
? [as Van Meter] (signed)

Genre
humor
Characters
Cupid
Synopsis
Instead of shooting an arrow, Cupid uses a hypodermic needle when a man is smitten by a girl.
Keywords
Cupid; hypodermic needle

Indexer Notes

Page 194. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Of course, they're all fun, but I never enjoyed sloth, gluttony, avarice, wrath and envy as much as pride and lust.
Genre
humor
Characters
Devil
Synopsis
Two devils discuss their favorite sins.
Keywords
devil; Hell; Seven Deadly Sins

Indexer Notes

Page 198.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Nice lie!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two golfers looking for a lost ball find a couple making out on a blanket.
Keywords
golf

Indexer Notes

Page 199.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Pencils
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Inks
Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Just read the decision, Mr. Foreman!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The foreman of a jury, pretends to choke himself with his tie before giving the jury's verdict.
Keywords
courtroom; judge; jury; noose

Indexer Notes

Page 200.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
They don't have much of a team, but they're leading the conference in half-time shows!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a college football game halftime, the marching band includes a topless majorette.
Reprints
Keywords
college football; drum majorette; marching band; topless

Indexer Notes

Page 203.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Pencils
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Inks
Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Two near the front, please.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier tries to bribe the Mess Hall sergeant for a better seat.
Keywords
bribe; mess hall; military; soldiers

Indexer Notes

Page 205.

[Silhouettes on Shade] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A plain woman in hair curlers reads in bed, while a movie projector shows racy silhouettes on the window shade.
Keywords
hair curlers; movie projector; window shade

Indexer Notes

Page 206. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We made the pitch of our lives, chief. Now it's all up to the people at Schwartz Seafood.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An ad agency gives an award-winning presentation in fish costumes to a seafood company.
Reprints
Keywords
advertising agency; costumes

Indexer Notes

Page 208.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Colors
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We don't get there as fast, but it's more fun.
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A galley ship is rowed by nude women.
Keywords
galley ship; nudes; oars

Indexer Notes

Page 210.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
? [as Kennedy] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Kennedy] (signed)
Inks
? [as Kennedy] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
They're demanding Muzak.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Mainframe computers are demanding Muzak background music while they work.
Keywords
computers; Muzak

Indexer Notes

Page 212.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
William Borby [as Wm. Borby] (signed)
Pencils
William Borby [as Wm. Borby] (signed)
Inks
William Borby [as Wm. Borby] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll have a Coca-Cola Reg. U.S. Pat. Off., please.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man gives the full legal name for Coca-Cola to a bartender.
Keywords
bar; Coca-Cola

Indexer Notes

Page 214.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm OK, I just slipped in something!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men help up a matador who's slipped in something in the bull ring.
Reprints
Keywords
bull ring; matador

Indexer Notes

Page 217.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You mean this goes on forever?
Genre
humor; religious
Synopsis
An angel with a harp suddenly realizes he'll be doing the same thing for eternity.
Reprints
Keywords
angels; harp; heaven

Indexer Notes

Page 220.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Once upon a time there was a momma bear and a poppa bear and a baby bear by a previous marriage...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man in a suburban house with a swimming pool, reads an updated fairy tale to his son as a bedtime story.
Keywords
bedtime story; cigarette holder; fairy tale; smoking; suburban; swimming pool; teddy bear

Indexer Notes

Page 221.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
We all have our little idiosyncrasies, Mr. Bellows.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A psychiatrist is talking at his desk to a patient, all the while not wearing any pants.
Keywords
psychiatrist

Indexer Notes

Page 222.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Herbert Goldberg (signed)
Pencils
Herbert Goldberg (signed)
Inks
Herbert Goldberg (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sometimes I wonder if Brother Ignatius is meditating or reminiscing.
Genre
humor; religious
Synopsis
Two monks in a monastery wonder what another monk is thinking about.
Keywords
monastery; monk

Indexer Notes

Page 224.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
Pencils
Marty Murphy (signed)
Inks
Marty Murphy (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Don't plan on doing any sewing today, dear. I seem to have picked up the wrong basket this morning...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A snake-charmer calls his wife after picking up her basket of sewing when he left the house.
Keywords
India; sewing; snake-charmer; telephone booth

Indexer Notes

Page 226.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Today we will examine the primary male erogenous zones—thanks to Dr. Simpson of the Social Sciences Department.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sex education class has a male professor standing nude at the front of class for reference.
Keywords
sex education

Indexer Notes

Page 229.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Shel Silverstein [as Silverstein] (signed)
Pencils
Shel Silverstein [as Silverstein] (signed)
Inks
Shel Silverstein [as Silverstein] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Whistler painted his mother...Bellows painted his mother...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An artist paints abstract paintings, while his mother would like to have him paint a portrait of her.
Reprints
Keywords
abstract art; mother; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 230.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Pencils
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Inks
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Colors
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't know how he does it!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men with a large, but empty swimming pool, watch enviously as his neighbor has six women frolicking in his small kiddie-pool.
Keywords
cigar; smoking; swimming pool; wading pool

Indexer Notes

Page 235.

[Tentacles on a Desk Chair] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
One of the legs of a man's desk chair becomes a tentacle and grabs the man's leg.
Reprints
Keywords
desk chair; tentacle

Indexer Notes

Page 236. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, to be young again, my dear, and be able to shock the hell out of them like we used to do!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two baboons in a zoo cage reminisce about their younger days.
Keywords
baboons; zoo

Indexer Notes

Page 238.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now where the heck did Smith go?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A half-dozen zookeepers are holding a python for a picture, not realizing that the snake has swallowed one of the staff.
Keywords
photographer; python; zoo; zookeepers

Indexer Notes

Page 239. Cartoon is unsigned.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
My God! I'm ruined!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a costume party, a man reads a ticker tape from a man dressed as a stock ticker.
Keywords
costume party; stock ticker

Indexer Notes

Page 241.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini (signed)
Colors
Eldon Dedini (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Well, it's a wild life sanctuary, isn't it?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A birdwatcher is annoyed when the satyr and a nymph walk by the birds at a pond.
Keywords
bird-watcher; nymph; pond; satyr

Indexer Notes

Page 242. Part of "Satyr" series. Unusual in that it blends a modern person with the fantasy characters.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Pencils
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Inks
Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
So if we miscalculate, they wipe us out and we wipe them out. While it's true we wouldn't be the winners, don't forget, we wouldn't be the losers, either.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Military leaders contemplate what would happen in a nuclear war.
Keywords
military; nuclear war

Indexer Notes

Page 244.

[Sign: "This Bar will open under entirely new management"] (Table of Contents: 36)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Pencils
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Inks
Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
Letters
Michael Ffolkes

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Workers remove a painting of a nude facing right, while other workers bring in a similar painting of a nude facing left.
Keywords
bar; nude; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 246. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
My God! Can't I take you anyplace without your embarrassing me?!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man is embarrassed when his wife hits a robber with her purse.
Reprints
Keywords
alley; gun; mugger; purse

Indexer Notes

Page 251.

[Painting 'Help' on Window] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
B Kliban [as Kliban] (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban [as Kliban] (signed)
Inks
B Kliban [as Kliban] (signed)
Letters
B Kliban

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sign-painter, who has been tied up after a robbery, uses his foot to paint "Help" in reverse on the store showroom window, complete with guidelines.
Keywords
foot; robbery; sign painting

Indexer Notes

Page 256. Pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
School dropout, no doubt.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two men pass a construction site fence that has the word "Fock" written on it.
Keywords
fence; graffiti; obscenity

Indexer Notes

Page 258.

Millet's THE GLEANERS by Jim Beaman (Table of Contents: 40)

The Playboy Art Gallery / cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Jim Beaman
Pencils
Jim Beaman (painting)
Inks
Jim Beaman (painting)
Colors
Jim Beaman (painting)
Letters
typeset

Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
Parody of Jean-Francois Millet's 1857 painting "The Gleaners" with the wheat and straw replaced by golf balls and golf clubs.
Keywords
golf; painting

Indexer Notes

Page 261. Part of a series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
Pencils
Marty Murphy (signed)
Inks
Marty Murphy (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
He just can't forget the 'good old days' when he was an exec with Battem, Bottom, Disby, and Olem...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A construction worker remembers his days as an executive by having a cocktail in his lunch bucker.
Keywords
construction; lunch; martini

Indexer Notes

Page 262.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Colors
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll bet you couldn't leap a tall building at a single bound right NOW!
Genre
humor; satire-parody
Characters
Superman
Synopsis
Superman is in bed with a woman.
Keywords
bed; Superman

Indexer Notes

Page 263. Punchline uses part of the opening to the Superman radio and television series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's always a thrill to meet a man who admires Rubens!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A zaftig woman is happy to find a man who has Rubens' paintings on his walls.
Reprints
Keywords
paintings; plump

Indexer Notes

Page 267. Reference in caption is to Flemish painter Peter Paul Rubens.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Just as we suspected, gentlemen; C ration is an aphrodisiac.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Military scientists do an analysis of soldiers' C rations.
Keywords
C ration; military; scientists

Indexer Notes

Page 269.

[Euphoria-in-the-Pines Resort] (Table of Contents: 45)

Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Harvey Kurtzman
Pencils
Will Elder (painting); Russ Heath (assistant); Larry Siegel (assistant)
Inks
Will Elder (painting); Russ Heath (assistant); Larry Siegel (assistant)
Colors
Will Elder (painting); Russ Heath (assistant); Larry Siegel (assistant)
Letters
?

Genre
humor
Characters
Annie Fanny; Katzenjammer Kids (cameo); Vincent Van Gogh (cameo); Batman (cameo); Dr. Manduck (Mandrake spoof); Ben Casey (cameo); Dr. Kildare (cameo); Rex Morgan (cameo); Mark Trail (cameo); Dr. Gillespie (cameo)
Synopsis
Spoof of holiday resorts and psychiatrists.
Reprints
Keywords
conventions; hypnotism; psychiatrists; resort; rowboat; sunbathing; swimming pool

Indexer Notes

Pages 272-276. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder with Russ Heath and Larry Siegel." Story title is from Kurtman's records.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Jerry Mayer (signed)
Pencils
Jerry Mayer (signed)
Inks
Jerry Mayer (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Don't let it bother you, Roger. Some guys just don't have the build for Ivy League clothes.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
In a locker room, a slim man gloats over his ability to wear Ivy League clothes, while a massively-muscled man looks on in envy.
Keywords
body-builder; Ivy League clothes; locker room

Indexer Notes

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Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You really know how to hurt a guy!!
Genre
satire-parody
Synopsis
A parody of contemporary Fleischmann's whiskey ads, with a man carrying a huge bottle of whiskey down the street and getting criticized by a drunk on a doorstep.
Keywords
drunk; whiskey

Indexer Notes

Page 280.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
Inks
Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
Colors
Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
You certainly are a good loser, Mr. Mack. I've beaten you forty-two games straight and you keep coming back for more.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Pin-up of a woman in a gold Bunny uniform, holding a pool cue.
Reprints
Keywords
bunny uniform; high heels; pool cue

Indexer Notes

Page 283.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 49)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
? [as Weber] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Weber] (signed)
Inks
? [as Weber] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Eve, I've told you a thousand times—there isn't anyone else!
Genre
humor; religious
Characters
Adam; Eve
Synopsis
In the Garden of Eden, Eve accuses Adam of cheating.
Keywords
Bible; Garden of Eden

Indexer Notes

Page 285.

Editing
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Series Information
Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["... And now a word for you busy housewives!"]
  2. 2. ["I'm an adult—what time do you get through?"]
  3. 3. ["He tried everything—flowers, jewelry, candy, furs—and they all worked."]
    Vargas
  4. 4. ["Man, it's just like you said it would be—totally unspoiled!"]
  5. 5. ["Now let's not have a scene in front of company, Floyd."]
  6. 6. ["Shall we join them?"]
  7. 7. ["It was never finished. Grandpa shot the artist."]
  8. 8. [Carving: "Dan'l Boone on this day..."]
  9. 9. ["You'll stay with cigarettes until your mother and I say you can start smoking, and that's final!"]
  10. 10. [Cupid with Hypodermic Needle]
  11. 11. ["Of course, they're all fun, but I never enjoyed sloth, gluttony, avarice, wrath and envy as much as pride and lust."]
  12. 12. ["Nice lie!"]
  13. 13. ["Just read the decision, Mr. Foreman!"]
  14. 14. ["They don't have much of a team, but they're leading the conference in half-time shows!"]
  15. 15. ["Two near the front, please."]
  16. 16. [Silhouettes on Shade]
  17. 17. ["We made the pitch of our lives, chief. Now it's all up to the people at Schwartz Seafood."]
  18. 18. ["We don't get there as fast, but it's more fun."]
  19. 19. ["They're demanding Muzak."]
  20. 20. ["I'll have a Coca-Cola Reg. U.S. Pat. Off., please."]
  21. 21. ["I'm OK, I just slipped in something!"]
  22. 22. ["You mean this goes on forever?"]
  23. 23. ["Once upon a time there was a momma bear and a poppa bear and a baby bear by a previous marriage..."]
  24. 24. ["We all have our little idiosyncrasies, Mr. Bellows."]
  25. 25. ["Sometimes I wonder if Brother Ignatius is meditating or reminiscing."]
  26. 26. ["Don't plan on doing any sewing today, dear. I seem to have picked up the wrong basket this morning..."]
  27. 27. ["Today we will examine the primary male erogenous zones—thanks to Dr. Simpson of the Social Sciences Department."]
  28. 28. ["Whistler painted his mother...Bellows painted his mother..."]
  29. 29. ["I don't know how he does it!"]
  30. 30. [Tentacles on a Desk Chair]
  31. 31. ["Oh, to be young again, my dear, and be able to shock the hell out of them like we used to do!"]
  32. 32. ["Now where the heck did Smith go?"]
  33. 33. ["My God! I'm ruined!"]
  34. 34. ["Well, it's a wild life sanctuary, isn't it?"]
  35. 35. ["So if we miscalculate, they wipe us out and we wipe them out. While it's true we wouldn't be the winners, don't forget, we wouldn't be the losers, either."]
  36. 36. [Sign: "This Bar will open under entirely new management"]
  37. 37. ["My God! Can't I take you anyplace without your embarrassing me?!"]
  38. 38. [Painting 'Help' on Window]
  39. 39. ["School dropout, no doubt."]
  40. 40. Millet's THE GLEANERS by Jim Beaman
    The Playboy Art Gallery
  41. 41. ["He just can't forget the 'good old days' when he was an exec with Battem, Bottom, Disby, and Olem..."]
  42. 42. ["I'll bet you couldn't leap a tall building at a single bound right NOW!"]
  43. 43. ["It's always a thrill to meet a man who admires Rubens!"]
  44. 44. ["Just as we suspected, gentlemen; C ration is an aphrodisiac."]
  45. 45. [Euphoria-in-the-Pines Resort]
    Little Annie Fanny
  46. 46. ["Don't let it bother you, Roger. Some guys just don't have the build for Ivy League clothes."]
  47. 47. ["You really know how to hurt a guy!!"]
  48. 48. ["You certainly are a good loser, Mr. Mack. I've beaten you forty-two games straight and you keep coming back for more."]
  49. 49. ["Eve, I've told you a thousand times—there isn't anyone else!"]
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