- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ... And now a word for you busy housewives!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A housewife seduces a television repairman.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- repair man; television
Page 117.
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm an adult—what time do you get through?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is infatuated with the ticket-seller at an adult movie theatre.
- Keywords
- adult theater; movies
Page 126.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed)
- Inks
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed)
- Colors
- Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- He tried everything—flowers, jewelry, candy, furs—and they all worked.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A redhead in a sheer dress with the skirt swirling, in black high heels and long pearl necklaces.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- high heels; pearls
Pages 134-135. Two-page spread.
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Colors
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Man, it's just like you said it would be—totally unspoiled!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A couple of beatniks visit an opium den.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- beatnik; drugs; opium den
Page 139.
- Script
- Don Madden (signed)
- Pencils
- Don Madden (signed)
- Inks
- Don Madden (signed)
- Colors
- Don Madden (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Now let's not have a scene in front of company, Floyd.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A wife lectures her husband when he surprises her with her lover in bed.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- adultery
Page 147.
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Colors
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Shall we join them?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young man and woman nudists watch a couple of frogs play leap-frog.
- Keywords
- frogs; leapfrog; nudist
Page 158. Part of "Nudist Camp" series.
- Script
- E. Simms Campbell (signed)
- Pencils
- E. Simms Campbell (signed)
- Inks
- E. Simms Campbell (signed)
- Colors
- E. Simms Campbell (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It was never finished. Grandpa shot the artist.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A young woman shows her female friend an unfinished nude painting labeled "Grandma."
- Reprints
- Keywords
- nude; painting
Page 170.
- Script
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Pencils
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Inks
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Colors
- Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
- Letters
- Doug Sneyd
- Genre
- historical; satire-parody
- Characters
- Daniel Boone
- Synopsis
- Parody of Daniel Boone carving "D. Boon Cilled a. Bar [killed a bear] in the year 1760" on a tree. This time Daniel has just finished making love to an Indian maiden.
- Keywords
- carving; frontier; Indian; tree
Page 185. Pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You'll stay with cigarettes until your mother and I say you can start smoking, and that's final!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two counterculture parents won't let their son smoke marijuana, even though they do.
- Keywords
- cigarettes; counterculture; marijuana
Page 188.
- Script
- ? [as Van Meter] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Van Meter] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Van Meter] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Cupid
- Synopsis
- Instead of shooting an arrow, Cupid uses a hypodermic needle when a man is smitten by a girl.
- Keywords
- Cupid; hypodermic needle
Page 194. Pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Inks
- Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Of course, they're all fun, but I never enjoyed sloth, gluttony, avarice, wrath and envy as much as pride and lust.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Devil
- Synopsis
- Two devils discuss their favorite sins.
- Keywords
- devil; Hell; Seven Deadly Sins
Page 198.
- Script
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Pencils
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Inks
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Nice lie!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two golfers looking for a lost ball find a couple making out on a blanket.
- Keywords
- golf
Page 199.
- Script
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Pencils
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Inks
- Dennis Renault [as Renault] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Just read the decision, Mr. Foreman!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The foreman of a jury, pretends to choke himself with his tie before giving the jury's verdict.
- Keywords
- courtroom; judge; jury; noose
Page 200.
- Script
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Pencils
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Inks
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Colors
- Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- They don't have much of a team, but they're leading the conference in half-time shows!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- At a college football game halftime, the marching band includes a topless majorette.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- college football; drum majorette; marching band; topless
Page 203.
- Script
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Pencils
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Inks
- Virgil Partch [as VIP] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Two near the front, please.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A soldier tries to bribe the Mess Hall sergeant for a better seat.
- Keywords
- bribe; mess hall; military; soldiers
Page 205.
- Script
- B Kliban (signed)
- Pencils
- B Kliban (signed)
- Inks
- B Kliban (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A plain woman in hair curlers reads in bed, while a movie projector shows racy silhouettes on the window shade.
- Keywords
- hair curlers; movie projector; window shade
Page 206. Pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We made the pitch of our lives, chief. Now it's all up to the people at Schwartz Seafood.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An ad agency gives an award-winning presentation in fish costumes to a seafood company.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- advertising agency; costumes
Page 208.
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Colors
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We don't get there as fast, but it's more fun.
- Genre
- humor; historical
- Synopsis
- A galley ship is rowed by nude women.
- Keywords
- galley ship; nudes; oars
Page 210.
- Script
- ? [as Kennedy] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Kennedy] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Kennedy] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- They're demanding Muzak.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Mainframe computers are demanding Muzak background music while they work.
- Keywords
- computers; Muzak
Page 212.
- Script
- William Borby [as Wm. Borby] (signed)
- Pencils
- William Borby [as Wm. Borby] (signed)
- Inks
- William Borby [as Wm. Borby] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'll have a Coca-Cola Reg. U.S. Pat. Off., please.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man gives the full legal name for Coca-Cola to a bartender.
- Keywords
- bar; Coca-Cola
Page 214.
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm OK, I just slipped in something!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men help up a matador who's slipped in something in the bull ring.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bull ring; matador
Page 217.
- Script
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Pencils
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Inks
- Gahan Wilson (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You mean this goes on forever?
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Synopsis
- An angel with a harp suddenly realizes he'll be doing the same thing for eternity.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- angels; harp; heaven
Page 220.
- Script
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Inks
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Once upon a time there was a momma bear and a poppa bear and a baby bear by a previous marriage...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man in a suburban house with a swimming pool, reads an updated fairy tale to his son as a bedtime story.
- Keywords
- bedtime story; cigarette holder; fairy tale; smoking; suburban; swimming pool; teddy bear
Page 221.
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We all have our little idiosyncrasies, Mr. Bellows.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A psychiatrist is talking at his desk to a patient, all the while not wearing any pants.
- Keywords
- psychiatrist
Page 222.
- Script
- Herbert Goldberg (signed)
- Pencils
- Herbert Goldberg (signed)
- Inks
- Herbert Goldberg (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Sometimes I wonder if Brother Ignatius is meditating or reminiscing.
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Synopsis
- Two monks in a monastery wonder what another monk is thinking about.
- Keywords
- monastery; monk
Page 224.
- Script
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Pencils
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Inks
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't plan on doing any sewing today, dear. I seem to have picked up the wrong basket this morning...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A snake-charmer calls his wife after picking up her basket of sewing when he left the house.
- Keywords
- India; sewing; snake-charmer; telephone booth
Page 226.
- Script
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Pencils
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Inks
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Colors
- Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Today we will examine the primary male erogenous zones—thanks to Dr. Simpson of the Social Sciences Department.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A sex education class has a male professor standing nude at the front of class for reference.
- Keywords
- sex education
Page 229.
- Script
- Shel Silverstein [as Silverstein] (signed)
- Pencils
- Shel Silverstein [as Silverstein] (signed)
- Inks
- Shel Silverstein [as Silverstein] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Whistler painted his mother...Bellows painted his mother...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An artist paints abstract paintings, while his mother would like to have him paint a portrait of her.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- abstract art; mother; painting
Page 230.
- Script
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Pencils
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Inks
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Colors
- Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I don't know how he does it!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men with a large, but empty swimming pool, watch enviously as his neighbor has six women frolicking in his small kiddie-pool.
- Keywords
- cigar; smoking; swimming pool; wading pool
Page 235.
- Script
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Pencils
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Inks
- Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- One of the legs of a man's desk chair becomes a tentacle and grabs the man's leg.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- desk chair; tentacle
Page 236. Pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Pencils
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Inks
- John Dempsey (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh, to be young again, my dear, and be able to shock the hell out of them like we used to do!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two baboons in a zoo cage reminisce about their younger days.
- Keywords
- baboons; zoo
Page 238.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
- Inks
- ?
- Colors
- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Now where the heck did Smith go?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A half-dozen zookeepers are holding a python for a picture, not realizing that the snake has swallowed one of the staff.
- Keywords
- photographer; python; zoo; zookeepers
Page 239. Cartoon is unsigned.
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My God! I'm ruined!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- At a costume party, a man reads a ticker tape from a man dressed as a stock ticker.
- Keywords
- costume party; stock ticker
Page 241.
- Script
- Eldon Dedini (signed)
- Pencils
- Eldon Dedini (signed)
- Inks
- Eldon Dedini (signed)
- Colors
- Eldon Dedini (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, it's a wild life sanctuary, isn't it?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A birdwatcher is annoyed when the satyr and a nymph walk by the birds at a pond.
- Keywords
- bird-watcher; nymph; pond; satyr
Page 242. Part of "Satyr" series. Unusual in that it blends a modern person with the fantasy characters.
- Script
- Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
- Pencils
- Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
- Inks
- Joseph Farris [as JG Farris] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- So if we miscalculate, they wipe us out and we wipe them out. While it's true we wouldn't be the winners, don't forget, we wouldn't be the losers, either.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- Military leaders contemplate what would happen in a nuclear war.
- Keywords
- military; nuclear war
Page 244.
- Script
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Pencils
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Inks
- Michael Ffolkes [as ffolkes] (signed)
- Letters
- Michael Ffolkes
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Workers remove a painting of a nude facing right, while other workers bring in a similar painting of a nude facing left.
- Keywords
- bar; nude; painting
Page 246. Pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Inks
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- My God! Can't I take you anyplace without your embarrassing me?!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is embarrassed when his wife hits a robber with her purse.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- alley; gun; mugger; purse
Page 251.
- Script
- B Kliban [as Kliban] (signed)
- Pencils
- B Kliban [as Kliban] (signed)
- Inks
- B Kliban [as Kliban] (signed)
- Letters
- B Kliban
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A sign-painter, who has been tied up after a robbery, uses his foot to paint "Help" in reverse on the store showroom window, complete with guidelines.
- Keywords
- foot; robbery; sign painting
Page 256. Pantomime cartoon.
- Script
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Pencils
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Inks
- Donald Reilly (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- School dropout, no doubt.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Two men pass a construction site fence that has the word "Fock" written on it.
- Keywords
- fence; graffiti; obscenity
Page 258.
- Script
- Jim Beaman
- Pencils
- Jim Beaman (painting)
- Inks
- Jim Beaman (painting)
- Colors
- Jim Beaman (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- Parody of Jean-Francois Millet's 1857 painting "The Gleaners" with the wheat and straw replaced by golf balls and golf clubs.
- Keywords
- golf; painting
Page 261. Part of a series.
- Script
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Pencils
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Inks
- Marty Murphy (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- He just can't forget the 'good old days' when he was an exec with Battem, Bottom, Disby, and Olem...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A construction worker remembers his days as an executive by having a cocktail in his lunch bucker.
- Keywords
- construction; lunch; martini
Page 262.
- Script
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Pencils
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Inks
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Colors
- Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'll bet you couldn't leap a tall building at a single bound right NOW!
- Genre
- humor; satire-parody
- Characters
- Superman
- Synopsis
- Superman is in bed with a woman.
- Keywords
- bed; Superman
Page 263. Punchline uses part of the opening to the Superman radio and television series.
- Script
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Pencils
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Inks
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Colors
- Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's always a thrill to meet a man who admires Rubens!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A zaftig woman is happy to find a man who has Rubens' paintings on his walls.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- paintings; plump
Page 267. Reference in caption is to Flemish painter Peter Paul Rubens.
- Script
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Pencils
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Inks
- Brian Savage (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Just as we suspected, gentlemen; C ration is an aphrodisiac.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- Military scientists do an analysis of soldiers' C rations.
- Keywords
- C ration; military; scientists
Page 269.
- Script
- Harvey Kurtzman
- Pencils
- Will Elder (painting); Russ Heath (assistant); Larry Siegel (assistant)
- Inks
- Will Elder (painting); Russ Heath (assistant); Larry Siegel (assistant)
- Colors
- Will Elder (painting); Russ Heath (assistant); Larry Siegel (assistant)
- Letters
- ?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Annie Fanny; Katzenjammer Kids (cameo); Vincent Van Gogh (cameo); Batman (cameo); Dr. Manduck (Mandrake spoof); Ben Casey (cameo); Dr. Kildare (cameo); Rex Morgan (cameo); Mark Trail (cameo); Dr. Gillespie (cameo)
- Synopsis
- Spoof of holiday resorts and psychiatrists.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- conventions; hypnotism; psychiatrists; resort; rowboat; sunbathing; swimming pool
Pages 272-276. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder with Russ Heath and Larry Siegel." Story title is from Kurtman's records.
- Script
- Jerry Mayer (signed)
- Pencils
- Jerry Mayer (signed)
- Inks
- Jerry Mayer (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't let it bother you, Roger. Some guys just don't have the build for Ivy League clothes.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- In a locker room, a slim man gloats over his ability to wear Ivy League clothes, while a massively-muscled man looks on in envy.
- Keywords
- body-builder; Ivy League clothes; locker room
Page 278.
- Script
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Inks
- Buck Brown (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You really know how to hurt a guy!!
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Synopsis
- A parody of contemporary Fleischmann's whiskey ads, with a man carrying a huge bottle of whiskey down the street and getting criticized by a drunk on a doorstep.
- Keywords
- drunk; whiskey
Page 280.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
- Inks
- Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
- Colors
- Don Lewis (signed) (painting)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You certainly are a good loser, Mr. Mack. I've beaten you forty-two games straight and you keep coming back for more.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Pin-up of a woman in a gold Bunny uniform, holding a pool cue.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- bunny uniform; high heels; pool cue
Page 283.
- Script
- ? [as Weber] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Weber] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Weber] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Eve, I've told you a thousand times—there isn't anyone else!
- Genre
- humor; religious
- Characters
- Adam; Eve
- Synopsis
- In the Garden of Eden, Eve accuses Adam of cheating.
- Keywords
- Bible; Garden of Eden
Page 285.