Playboy #v13#5
(May 1966)

Playboy, 1953 Series
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Volume
13
Price
0.75 USD
Pages
234
Indicia Frequency
monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
HMH Publishing Co., Inc.
Editing
Hugh M. Hefner (editor, publisher); A. C. Spectorsky (associate publisher, editorial director)

The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 1)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Colors
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's a swinging idea, Sandra, and I'm sure it would get attention, but I'm afraid it might distract from our message ... !
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A couple of male protesters think a nude woman demonstrator covered with protest slogans would be distracting.
Keywords
body-paint; counterculture; demonstrations; nude; protests

Indexer Notes

Page 89.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Pencils
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Inks
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Colors
Erich Sokol [as Sokol] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
But if you don't know any magic, and you're not a great leader, how do you maintain your hold over these people?
Genre
humor; jungle
Synopsis
Explorer find a remote African tribe ruled by a buxom white queen.
Keywords
Africa; explorers; queen

Indexer Notes

Page 102.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That's what I said—just like you paint.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A less-than-talented painter finds his model has the same opinion of his love-making.
Keywords
model; painter

Indexer Notes

Page 107.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Dink Siegel (signed)
Pencils
Dink Siegel (signed)
Inks
Dink Siegel (signed)
Colors
Dink Siegel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Men just love this hair style!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A hairdresser in a beauty salon styles a woman's blonde mid-length hair so that it matches his own.
Keywords
beauty salon; hairdresser; unisex

Indexer Notes

Page 119.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Pencils
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Inks
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Colors
Richard Taylor [as R. Taylor] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What worries me is that we've only got one patient here!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
There's one woman in the maternity ward of a hospital, but there are three men in the waiting room.
Reprints
Keywords
cigarettes; hospital; maternity ward; nurse; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 128.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

Vargas / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Inks
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Colors
Alberto Vargas [as Vargas] (signed, painting)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I must admit that some undercover assignments are more interesting than others.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A dark blonde woman reclines in an open black leather overcoat with black high heels. She is twirling a pistol in her right hand.
Keywords
high heels; leather; pistol; spy

Indexer Notes

Pages 132-133. A two-page pin-up. A take-off on the then-current spy craze.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Pencils
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Inks
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Colors
Doug Sneyd [as Sneyd] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I don't care if your mother DID teach you the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That isn't the way we do it around here!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
An inexperienced girl in the brothel is serving a meal to a customer.
Keywords
brothel; cat; madam

Indexer Notes

Page 142. Part of the "Brothel" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Pencils
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Inks
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Colors
Gahan Wilson (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Take my word for it, sir—it looks just great on you!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A vampire has trouble buying a new business suit because only the reflection of his suit shows in the mirrors.
Reprints
Keywords
business suit; mirrors; vampire

Indexer Notes

Page 153.

Lord Love a Teevee Jeebie (Table of Contents: 9)

Teevie Jeebie / cartoon / 2 pages (report information)

Script
Shel Silverstein (credited)
Pencils
? (photographs)
Inks
? (photographs)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
Twelve black and white movie stills with humorous captions underneath.

Indexer Notes

Page 154-155.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
? [as Harrison] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Harrison] (signed)
Inks
? [as Harrison] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If it goes over big, we'll keep it in the act!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman trapeze artist in a circus has the end of her knitted suit tied to the starting platform, so that it will unravel as she swings on the trapeze.
Keywords
circus; knitted; trapeze

Indexer Notes

Page 159.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
What's the big problem? If you can't get along, get a divorce.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A marriage counselor isn't very helpful.
Keywords
marriage counselor

Indexer Notes

Page 160.

[Held Over 50th Smash Week] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A movie theatre has a block-long line of people waiting to buy tickets. The reviews on the poster by the door say "Filthy," "Lewd," "Smut," "Trash," and "Obscene."
Keywords
movie theatre; pornography

Indexer Notes

Page 161.

[Over-Thinking] (Table of Contents: 13)

comic story / 0.8 page (report information)

Script
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Pencils
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)
Inks
Claude Smith [as Claude] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A window-washer happily plies his craft on skyscrape windows. However, in one office he sees the sign "Think" on the wall and has second-thoughts about continuing.
Keywords
sign; skyscraper; window-washing

Indexer Notes

Page 164. An eight-panel pantomime story. Layout is unusual in that the bottom six panels take the bottom two-thirds of the page, with the top two sitting on top at center and right with an inch of text above them.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Honey, I'm home ... !
Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Oddjob
Synopsis
Oddjob throws his steel-rimmed hat as he enters his home.
Keywords
hat

Indexer Notes

Page 167.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Pencils
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Inks
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Colors
Alden Erikson [as A. Erikson] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Have no fear, sir! When Petrovski, World's Greatest Hypnotist, brings your wife to, she will remember NOTHING!!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
At a night club, a hypnotist has a woman disrobe and jump through a hoop.
Keywords
hypnotism; night club; nude

Indexer Notes

Page 169.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Pencils
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Inks
Eldon Dedini [as Dedini] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Harry, you are a very sick bigot.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A doctor gives a cranky-looking man in bed some bad news.
Keywords
doctor

Indexer Notes

Page 170.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Pencils
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Inks
Marvin Tannenberg [as Tann] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
[small type] Drop dead, I quit.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A librarian whispers his resignation to his superior at the front desk.
Keywords
library; whisper

Indexer Notes

Page 173.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Pencils
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Inks
Bruce Cochran [as Cochran] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Yoo-hoo, mister—you forgot to have your parking ticket validated!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A worker at a brothel reminds a customer to get his parking validated.
Keywords
brothel; parking; prostitute

Indexer Notes

Page 175.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
John Dempsey (signed)
Pencils
John Dempsey (signed)
Inks
John Dempsey (signed)
Colors
John Dempsey (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The Count has such beautiful manners.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A Latin count kisses lady's hands at the nudist camp. But it is unclear if he is being polite or just wants a closer look at their breasts.
Keywords
hand-kissing; nudists

Indexer Notes

Page 178. Part of the "Nudist Camp" series.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Rest period! Pass it on ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The leader of a mountain-climbing expedition declares a break, conveniently at a ledge with a cave and with the next climber being an attractive woman.
Keywords
mountain-climbing

Indexer Notes

Page 180.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Give her the full starlet treatment—clipped, capped, cupped, couched, and cast ... !
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A movie producer has a routine for all his starlets, that includes the casting couch.
Keywords
movie-making

Indexer Notes

Page 182.

[Too-Tight Corset] (Table of Contents: 22)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)

Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
A maid pulls the stays on a corset too tight at the waist, sending a woman's top half flying up.
Keywords
corset

Indexer Notes

Page 184. A pantomime cartoon.

[Caught in His Work] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A weaver in India gets his beard caught up as part of his intricate rug.
Keywords
beard; loom; rug; weaver

Indexer Notes

Page 187. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Syd Hoff [as Hoff] (signed)
Pencils
Syd Hoff [as Hoff] (signed)
Inks
Syd Hoff [as Hoff] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Would you rather she stayed home every night and did nothing?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A father is upset when his (apparently) unmarried daughter has a baby. Her mother sees it differently.
Keywords
baby; hospital

Indexer Notes

Page 188.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
Chon Day (signed)
Pencils
Chon Day (signed)
Inks
Chon Day (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Who is her accomplice?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man at a formal recital in a large hall does not have a high opinion of a singer or her piano accompanist.
Keywords
piano; pun; recital

Indexer Notes

Page 189.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Pencils
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Inks
Sidney Harris [as S. Harris] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
She can't hit, run, field, or throw, but she takes one hell of a shower.
Genre
humor; sports
Synopsis
A reporter in a baseball team's locker room wonders why there's a woman in uniform disrobing.
Keywords
baseball; locker room; reporter; shower

Indexer Notes

Page 190.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Don Madden (signed)
Pencils
Don Madden (signed)
Inks
Don Madden (signed)
Colors
Don Madden (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I usually love watching TV, but if you'd rather love without it ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is more interested in the man on the couch than the television.
Reprints
Keywords
bearskin rug; couch; television

Indexer Notes

Page 195.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 0.3 page (report information)

Script
? [as Serrano] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Serrano] (signed)
Inks
? [as Serrano] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I AM thinking of the thrill of being a homemaker, the challenge of being a wife and mother as the years roll by. That's why the answer is 'No'!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is not happy when a man proposes to her.
Keywords
engagement ring; proposal

Indexer Notes

Page 196.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Buck Brown (signed)
Pencils
Buck Brown (signed)
Inks
Buck Brown (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Next time, miss, try to remember to have your toll fee ...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
When an attractive woman doesn't have the fee for a toll booth, the toll keeper takes it out in "trade."
Keywords
toll booth

Indexer Notes

Page 198.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Don Addis (signed)
Pencils
Don Addis (signed)
Inks
Don Addis (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
And if you're never molested, you can use it to have a good cry.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A salesman tries several angles to sell a tear-gas pen to a plain-looking woman.
Keywords
salesman; tear-gas pen

Indexer Notes

Page 200.

[Too Many Pigeons] (Table of Contents: 31)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Pencils
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)
Inks
Howard Shoemaker [as Shoemaker] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man starts feeding a couple of pigeons. More and more pigeons arrive and eventually when they leave, the man is gone.
Keywords
pigeons

Indexer Notes

Page 204. A six-panel pantomime story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
George Dole (signed)
Pencils
George Dole (signed)
Inks
George Dole (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Did you ever figure it might be hereditary?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boy comes up with an excuse for a bad report card.
Keywords
report card

Indexer Notes

Page 207.

[Think Big] (Table of Contents: 33)

cartoon / 0.33 page (report information)

Script
? [as Nordstrom] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Nordstrom] (signed)
Inks
? [as Nordstrom] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man looks at the "Think Big" sign on his desk and imagines a chubby nude woman.
Keywords
nude; sign

Indexer Notes

Page 209.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Leo Garel (signed)
Pencils
Leo Garel (signed)
Inks
Leo Garel (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No, we're trying to divert fallout.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Tourists ask if Indians are doing a rain dance. They are told it has another purpose.
Keywords
dancing; fallout; Indians; pueblos; radiation

Indexer Notes

Page 211.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Brian Savage (signed)
Pencils
Brian Savage (signed)
Inks
Brian Savage (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The most dedicated men in medicine are gynecologists. All they talk about is their work.
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
Nurses comment about a group of doctors.
Keywords
doctors; gynecologists; hospital; nurses

Indexer Notes

Page 212.

[Do Not Feed the Bears] (Table of Contents: 36)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Pencils
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Inks
Francis Wilford-Smith [as Smilby] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A forest ranger disguised as a bear writes a ticket to a couple in a sports car who disobeyed the "Do Not Feed the Bears" sign.
Keywords
bears; disguise; forest ranger; sports car

Indexer Notes

Page 215. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Donald Reilly (signed)
Pencils
Donald Reilly (signed)
Inks
Donald Reilly (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I suppose it's like carrying coals to Newcastle, but I love you, Herbie.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman professes her love for a sophisticated man, who is leaning on the mantle of a fireplace. The room is covered with signed photographs of other women with the same inclination.
Reprints
Keywords
cigarette; cocktail; photographs; smoking

Indexer Notes

Page 217.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Pencils
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Inks
Phil Interlandi [as Interlandi] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Why don't you ever come around and ask for a raise, Miss Bates? Don't you like it here?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boss would like a chance to get an attractive secretary alone.
Keywords
makeup; raise; secretary

Indexer Notes

Page 219.

[Man-Eating Tiger] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 0.25 page (report information)

Script
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Pencils
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Inks
Bud Handelsman [as Handelsman] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor
Synopsis
In a zoo, a crowd forms at feeding time around a cage labeled "Man-Eating Tiger."
Keywords
tiger; zoo

Indexer Notes

Page 220. A pantomime cartoon.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
B Kliban (signed)
Pencils
B Kliban (signed)
Inks
B Kliban (signed)
Colors
B Kliban (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
All I can say, Swensen, is you're one hell of a lousy barbarian!
Genre
humor; historical
Synopsis
In middle of a barbarian horde's rape and plunder of a castle, one barbarian drops to a knee and proposes to a woman.
Keywords
barbarians; castle; plunder; rape

Indexer Notes

Page 221.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

cartoon / 0.4 page (report information)

Script
Marty Murphy (signed)
Pencils
Marty Murphy (signed)
Inks
Marty Murphy (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now remember, kids, this isn't just an ordinary engagement ring ... it's got a keen secret compartment, too!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A jeweler describes a special feature of an engagement ring to a pair of young teenagers.
Keywords
engagement ring; jewelry; teenagers

Indexer Notes

Page 222.

[Annie in TV Wasteland] (Table of Contents: 42)

Little Annie Fanny / comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script
Harvey Kurtzman (credited)
Pencils
Will Elder (painting); Jack Davis (assistant)
Inks
Will Elder (painting)
Colors
Will Elder (painting); Jack Davis (assistant); Larry Siegel (assistant)
Letters
?

Genre
satire-parody
Characters
Little Annie Fanny; Solly Brass; Salinger Fiengold (spoof of J. D. Salinger); Aubrey Aubrey (spoof of James Aubrey); Jonathan Asthete; Winters Viscera; Abraham Lincoln (spoofs)
Synopsis
Solly and Annie take reclusive author Salinger Fiengold to meet TV executive James Aubrey to pitch a series about Abraham Lincoln.
Reprints
Keywords
executives; Montana; Off-Broadway; sitcoms; television programming

Indexer Notes

Pages 225-229. Credits read "by Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder with Jack Davis and Larry Siegel." Title from Kurtzman's records. The James Aubrey character is drawn in the likeness of William F. Buckley. References in the story to TV series "The Munsters," "Hogan's Heroes," "Hullabaloo," and "The Man from U.N.C.L.E."

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Table of Contents
  1. 1. ["It's a swinging idea, Sandra, and I'm sure it would get attention, but I'm afraid it might distract from our message ... !"]
  2. 2. ["But if you don't know any magic, and you're not a great leader, how do you maintain your hold over these people?"]
  3. 3. ["That's what I said—just like you paint."]
  4. 4. ["Men just love this hair style!"]
  5. 5. ["What worries me is that we've only got one patient here!"]
  6. 6. ["I must admit that some undercover assignments are more interesting than others."]
    Vargas
  7. 7. ["I don't care if your mother DID teach you the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That isn't the way we do it around here!"]
  8. 8. ["Take my word for it, sir—it looks just great on you!"]
  9. 9. Lord Love a Teevee Jeebie
    Teevie Jeebie
  10. 10. ["If it goes over big, we'll keep it in the act!"]
  11. 11. ["What's the big problem? If you can't get along, get a divorce."]
  12. 12. [Held Over 50th Smash Week]
  13. 13. [Over-Thinking]
  14. 14. ["Honey, I'm home ... !"]
  15. 15. ["Have no fear, sir! When Petrovski, World's Greatest Hypnotist, brings your wife to, she will remember NOTHING!!"]
  16. 16. ["Harry, you are a very sick bigot."]
  17. 17. ["[small type] Drop dead, I quit."]
  18. 18. ["Yoo-hoo, mister—you forgot to have your parking ticket validated!"]
  19. 19. ["The Count has such beautiful manners."]
  20. 20. ["Rest period! Pass it on ..."]
  21. 21. ["Give her the full starlet treatment—clipped, capped, cupped, couched, and cast ... !"]
  22. 22. [Too-Tight Corset]
  23. 23. [Caught in His Work]
  24. 24. ["Would you rather she stayed home every night and did nothing?"]
  25. 25. ["Who is her accomplice?"]
  26. 26. ["She can't hit, run, field, or throw, but she takes one hell of a shower."]
  27. 27. ["I usually love watching TV, but if you'd rather love without it ..."]
  28. 28. ["I AM thinking of the thrill of being a homemaker, the challenge of being a wife and mother as the years roll by. That's why the answer is 'No'!"]
  29. 29. ["Next time, miss, try to remember to have your toll fee ..."]
  30. 30. ["And if you're never molested, you can use it to have a good cry."]
  31. 31. [Too Many Pigeons]
  32. 32. ["Did you ever figure it might be hereditary?"]
  33. 33. [Think Big]
  34. 34. ["No, we're trying to divert fallout."]
  35. 35. ["The most dedicated men in medicine are gynecologists. All they talk about is their work."]
  36. 36. [Do Not Feed the Bears]
  37. 37. ["I suppose it's like carrying coals to Newcastle, but I love you, Herbie."]
  38. 38. ["Why don't you ever come around and ask for a raise, Miss Bates? Don't you like it here?"]
  39. 39. [Man-Eating Tiger]
  40. 40. ["All I can say, Swensen, is you're one hell of a lousy barbarian!"]
  41. 41. ["Now remember, kids, this isn't just an ordinary engagement ring ... it's got a keen secret compartment, too!"]
  42. 42. [Annie in TV Wasteland]
    Little Annie Fanny
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