National Lampoon Magazine
#v2#66
(January 1984)
21st Century / Heavy Metal / National Lampoon,
1970 Series
- Volume
- 2
- Price
- 2.00 USD
- Pages
- 92
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- On-sale Date
- 1984
- Publisher's Age Guidelines
- Humor Magazine for Adults
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- NL Communications Inc.
- Barcode
- ?
- Editing
- L. Dennis Plunkett (editor-in-chief); Sean Kelly (senior editor); Glenn Eichler (managing editor); Kevin Curran; Peter Gaffney; Fred Graver
Issue Notes
Funny Pages on pages 79-85.
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh, Tippy, Tippy, Tippy! If only you didn't cook with water from the toilet!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A dog wearing an apron welcomes a tire working couple home, but there's a catch.
- Keywords
- dog
Indexer Notes
Signature is illegible. Page 6.
[no title indexed]
comic story / 0.4 page
- Script
- Chris Browne (signed)
- Pencils
- Chris Browne (signed)
- Inks
- Chris Browne (signed)
- Letters
- Chris Browne (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- This is "Call In." 555-1212. Hello?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man listening to the radio at his desk hears a caller on a radio program devise a way to swear on the air.
- Keywords
- radio; swearing
Indexer Notes
Four panels. Page 10.
[Doorman for the Labyrinth]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Pencils
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Inks
- Sam Gross (signed as S. Gross)
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Minotaur
- Synopsis
- The Minotaur exits from the Labyrinth and a doorman hails him a cab.
- Keywords
- doorman; Labyrinth; Minotaur
Indexer Notes
Page 14. Pantomime cartoon.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- Bob Mankoff (signed as Mankoff)
- Pencils
- Bob Mankoff (signed as Mankoff)
- Inks
- Bob Mankoff (signed as Mankoff)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Meechum, clear out your desk and be out of this building in an hour. 'Can do, chief!'
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A boss gives his last order to an ultimate "yes-man."
- Keywords
- office
Indexer Notes
Page 18.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I've taken the liberty of adding eight thousand dollars to your check so that, while you're stunned with disbelief, I can bang your wife.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A waiter invents an outlandish scheme.
Indexer Notes
Page 20.
[no title indexed]
Foto Funnies / photo story / 1 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Oh, hello. Is this "Foto Funnies?" I'm Mrs. Shapiro, Glenda's mother...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- Glenda, the Foto Funnies girl, is ill, so her mother shows up to substitute for her.
Indexer Notes
Page 28.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.2 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- And so, with the help of computer enhancement, these satellite photographs...
- Genre
- satire-parody
- Characters
- Ronald Reagan
- Synopsis
- President Reagan tries to prove that Russians have infiltrated Nicaragua.
- Keywords
- editorial cartoons; Pat Oliphant
Indexer Notes
Page 42. Part of Time Magazine parody. Done in the style of Pat Oliphant editorial cartoons.
Mystery of the Poets
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
- Pencils
- John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
- Inks
- John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
- Letters
- John Caldwell (signed as Caldwell)
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A detective talks to his clown sidekick about a crime committed by a poet.
- Keywords
- clown; detective; poets
Indexer Notes
Page 70. There is a title box.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.25 page
- Script
- ? [as Carroll] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Carroll] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Carroll] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ...And instead of sneaking out to a hotel, you should lock your door and fuck your secretary on your desk.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An efficiency expert gives a report to his boss.
- Keywords
- efficiency expert
Indexer Notes
Page 78.
Planet of the Pinheads - Episode 6
Zippy / comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Pencils
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Inks
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Letters
- Bill Griffith (signed)
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Zippy the Pinhead
- Synopsis
- Zippy travels by rocketship to the planet of Microvia, only to find it has completely embraced capitalism.
- Keywords
- night club; spaceship
Indexer Notes
Page 79. Part of a continued story.
[no title indexed]
Trots and Bonnie / comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Pencils
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Inks
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- Letters
- Shary Flenniken (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What a darling chair, Kathy!
- Genre
- humor; children
- Characters
- Trots (dog); Bonnie; Pepsi
- Synopsis
- Bonnie's friends find useable objects in the trash. When Pepsi tries, she just finds trash.
- Keywords
- aerobics; garbage
Indexer Notes
Page 80.
[no title indexed]
Politenessman / comic story / 0.5 page
- Script
- Ron Barrett (signed)
- Pencils
- Ron Barrett (signed)
- Inks
- Ron Barrett (signed)
- Letters
- Ron Barrett (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- ...And so, Politenessman, we've got to do something about these robbers!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Politenessman
- Synopsis
- Politenessman teaches crooks how to fold their masks into intricate shapes.
- Keywords
- Doilymobile; masks
Indexer Notes
Page 81.
[no title indexed]
Popular Problems / comic story / 0.5 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- From the moment she got on the plane I knew I had to meet her.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man is infatuated with a woman sitting in front of him on a plane, but discovers that she has been drawing scenes of violence the entire flight.
- Keywords
- airplane; doodles; infatuation
Indexer Notes
Page 81.
[no title indexed]
Ray and Joe - The Story of a Man and His Dead Friend / comic story / 1 page
- Script
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- Pencils
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- Inks
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- Letters
- Charlie Rodrigues (signed as Rodrigues)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Remember how we used to argue politics, Joe?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Ray; Joe
- Synopsis
- Ray gets in a argument with Joe (despite his being dead) and throws him out.
- Keywords
- argument; death
Indexer Notes
Page 82. Part of a continued story.
The Usual
Mimi Pond's Famous Waitress School / comic story / 0.5 page
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The problems of dealing with regular customers.
- Keywords
- waitress
Indexer Notes
Page 83.
A Studio Tour
Excursions / comic story / 0.5 page
- Script
- Rick Geary (signed)
- Pencils
- Rick Geary (signed)
- Inks
- Rick Geary (signed)
- Letters
- Rick Geary (signed)
in Indexer Notes
Page 83.
[no title indexed]
New Wave Comics / comic story / 0.5 page
- Script
- Mark Marek (signed as Mr. Marek)
- Pencils
- Mark Marek (signed as Mr. Marek)
- Inks
- Mark Marek (signed as Mr. Marek)
- Letters
- Mark Marek (signed as Mr. Marek)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, I'm a truck-drivin' mama. Trucking down the line.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- The adventures of a female truck driver.
- Keywords
- truck driver; truck stop
Indexer Notes
Page 84.
[no title indexed]
Aunt Mary's Kitchen / comic story / 0.5 page
- Script
- M. K. Brown (signed)
- Pencils
- M. K. Brown (signed)
- Inks
- M. K. Brown (signed)
- Letters
- M. K. Brown (signed)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Aunt Mary has left the kitchen and is traveling west...
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Aunt Mary
- Synopsis
- Driving west in her 1941 Chrysler, Aunt Mary stops at a diner for a snack. Then a flying saucer is spotted in the sky.
- Keywords
- Chrysler; flying saucer
Indexer Notes
Page 84. Part of a continued story.
[no title indexed]
The Appletons / comic story / 1 page
- Script
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- Pencils
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- Inks
- B. K. Taylor (signed)
- Letters
- B. K. Taylor
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- The Appletons are vacationing in sunny Florida...
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Norm Appleton
- Synopsis
- After being harassed by two small boys, Mr. Appleton gets his revenge with a combination of a metal slide and some violin rosin.
- Keywords
- beach; rosin; slide; violin
Indexer Notes
Page. 85.
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.3 page
- Script
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Pencils
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Inks
- Tom Cheney (signed as Cheney)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- We overhauled the transmission, rebuilt her carburetor, changed the muffler...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man has multiple repairs made to his car, but in the end still has a piece of junk.
- Keywords
- automobile; mechanic
Indexer Notes
Page 86.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
-
1.
["Oh, Tippy, Tippy, Tippy! If only you didn't cook with water from the toilet!"]
-
2.
["This is "Call In." 555-1212. Hello?"]
-
3.
[Doorman for the Labyrinth]
-
4.
["Meechum, clear out your desk and be out of this building in an hour. 'Can do, chief!'"]
-
5.
["I've taken the liberty of adding eight thousand dollars to your check so that, while you're stunned with disbelief, I can bang your wife."]
-
6.
["Oh, hello. Is this "Foto Funnies?" I'm Mrs. Shapiro, Glenda's mother..."]
Foto Funnies -
7.
["And so, with the help of computer enhancement, these satellite photographs..."]
-
8.
Mystery of the Poets
-
9.
["...And instead of sneaking out to a hotel, you should lock your door and fuck your secretary on your desk."]
-
10.
Planet of the Pinheads - Episode 6
Zippy -
11.
["What a darling chair, Kathy!"]
Trots and Bonnie -
12.
["...And so, Politenessman, we've got to do something about these robbers!"]
Politenessman -
13.
["From the moment she got on the plane I knew I had to meet her."]
Popular Problems -
14.
["Remember how we used to argue politics, Joe?"]
Ray and Joe - The Story of a Man and His Dead Friend -
15.
The Usual
Mimi Pond's Famous Waitress School -
16.
A Studio Tour
Excursions -
17.
["Well, I'm a truck-drivin' mama. Trucking down the line."]
New Wave Comics -
18.
["Aunt Mary has left the kitchen and is traveling west..."]
Aunt Mary's Kitchen -
19.
["The Appletons are vacationing in sunny Florida..."]
The Appletons -
20.
["We overhauled the transmission, rebuilt her carburetor, changed the muffler..."]
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- Steven Samuels
- Luther Weaver
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