Army & Navy Fun Parade #53

(February 1952)

[Audrey Totter] (Table of Contents: 1)

Fun Parade's Pin-Up / illustration / 1 page (report information)

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Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

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Gregory D'Alessio

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I should think you'd get tired of looking when they...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife wonders why her husband ogles women on the beach when they never look back at him.

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill W.)

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Glad to meet you, Roberts!

Genre

humor

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Roberts

Synopsis

Roberts and another man both show up to date the same woman.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

A Lass and a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Jill: How'd you ever get rid of that awful blind date...

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humor

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Louis Priscilla (signed)

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Copy boy! Boy!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

An editor is surprised to find the copy boy is a woman.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Gene Rowls (signed as Gene Rowls)

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Did I fill out my form correctly?

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A woman applying to the WACs wonders if she filled her form out correctly.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

Keywords

Women's Auxiliary Corps

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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Uh --- hello!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier walking a small dog meets a woman who is walking a large dog.

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• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Pal: So what if your girl walked out on you?

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humor

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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Are you ready to examine me, doctor?

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A doctor races up to examine his female patient.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Don't order coffee for me, dear.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A newlywed husband just wants to sleep on his wedding night.

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• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Keep It Clean / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Jean: My mother believes in resisting temptation.

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humor

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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He wants a description of you...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman fixing up her roommate with a date asks how to describe her over the telephone.

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• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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Pvt. Murphey, this is not a baseball game!

Genre

humor; military

Characters

Pvt. Murphey

Synopsis

Pvt. Murphey and another soldier are stranded on a raft with a woman.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Frank Beaven

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My, that looks delicious!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After a dancer emerges from a cake one of the men watching asks for the recipe.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Naughty... But Nice! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Judy: Say, isn't that fellow you're going with sort...

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humor

[Women Play Dice for Sailor] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Two women have tied up a sailor and are playing a dice game to determine which of them gets him.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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They'll never see eye to eye!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman is marrying a man who is considerably shorter than her.

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• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

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The Marriage Ring / text story / 1 page (report information)

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He: -I'll try to make you a good husband.

Genre

humor

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I'll take this one!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man looking for a seat in a cinema chooses one behind a post so that he can sit next to a woman.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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Mrs. Klump would like to see you about her husband's...

Genre

humor; medical

Characters

Mrs. Klump

Synopsis

Mrs. Klump forces her husband to see a psychiatrist about his inferiority complex.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill W.)

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There's absent-minded Prof. Knox.

Genre

humor

Characters

Knox

Synopsis

Knox claims to be absent-minded because he forgets to invite his wife to parties.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

A Few Quick Ones / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Sot: Don't 'cha hate bottles wi' corks?

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humor

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Dale McFeatters (signed)

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These have passed the semi-finals!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman shopping for shoes has set aside only a few those she's tried, declaring them entrants in the semi-finals.

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Frank Beaven

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How was I to know your allergic to mink? [sic]

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man gave his girlfriend a mink fur claiming it was mink, but her allergies intervene.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

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Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

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Just what did the robber get away with?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Policemen ask a roughed-up woman what the robbers got away with.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

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We met such interesting people abroad.

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A couple who travelled abroad only seemed to meet people they already knew at home.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Dale McFeatters (signed)

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I found out about his work simplification plan...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A boss' work simplification plan is to assign all his work to his subordinates.

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Reamer Keller

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Now if they'll only lower the draft age to 10 and...

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A wife wishes that the draft age was both lowered and raised so that her son and husband could both be drafted.

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• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

Trial Fun / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Client: Yes, I've decided to get a divorce.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Nope! Next!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman has a long line of suitors waiting to propose to her.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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I think you deliberately bring taffy so I can't open...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman thinks her boyfriend gave her taffy to keep her from calling for her father.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

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Now, now, I was only kidding.

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A husband upsets his wife by claiming there were no messages while she was away.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

Hash House Howls / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Diner: I never ordered mustard on a waffle.

Genre

humor

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May I have some hot soup, cook?

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier asks the cook for hot soup so he can stick his feet into it.

Reprints

• from Army and Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1942 series) #v1#12 (March 1943)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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For the third time this is not the YMCA!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

College men use phone calls to keep interrupting a woman taking a bath so they can watch her exit her bath.

Reprints

• from Fun Parade (Harvey, 1947 series) #34 (April-May 1947)
• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

Indexer Notes

Dialogue changed from the original.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

Campus Roundup / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Soph: Say, why do you make copies of the letters...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Al Ross

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Al Ross

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When the sergeant asked me what I was fitted for...

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier is in the guardhouse because he said he was fit for everything but the uniform he was wearing.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Dale McFeatters (signed)

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It's from my wife.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

An employer's wife put a note in the suggestion box for him to fire his secretary.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Charles Strauss

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I wasn't kidding my wife when I told her I'm with...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man told his wife he was going bird-watching but went to see a woman dove dancer.

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• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

Higher Yearning / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Professor: Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Would you be interested in buying a map showing...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A little boy on the beach asks a woman if she'd like to buy a map to find where he buried her husband.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Vic Herman

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Vic Herman

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Vic Herman

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You know - I never used to think much of sailors!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

Two soldiers admire a pair of WAVEs.

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• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

Co-Ed Cut-Ups / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Co-Ed Cora: Is your new boyfriend a bookworm?

Genre

humor

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Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)

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He wants to know if I'll wear his discharge pin...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A soldier asks his girlfriend if she'll wear his discharge pin when he leaves the army.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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Bill Wenzel

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Would you mind discarding the fans?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man asks a fan dancer to discard her fans because he's allergic to the feathers.

Reprints

• from Hello Buddies (Harvey, 1942 series) #v3#4 (May 1944)
• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[Men on Raft Exit Tunnel of Love] (Table of Contents: 46)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Two shipwrecked men in a raft exit the Tunnel of Love.

Reprints

• from Army and Navy Jokes (Harvey, 1944 series) #7 (Fall 1945)

Keywords

Tunnel of Love

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

Honey Hostess / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Sunny: I heard that Mr. Smith isn't welcome at...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Now I know why you call this your game room.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man chases a woman in his game room.

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• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

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When Daddy comes home, Mommy gets a furlough!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

When a soldier comes home from the army his wife takes a break from the chores.

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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This must be Hoboken!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

Two women in a car have somehow arrived aboard a military landing craft.

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Never mind asking me, 'would I,'...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A sailor being married asks the minister for his opinion instead of saying "I do."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill W.)

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By the way, does your father have a gun!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier wonders if his girlfriend's father has a gun.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

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Oh, it's my office and I'll be tied up for a while!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier refers to the guardhouse as his office.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

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Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)

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Roger, if you don't like my perfume, say so!

Genre

humor

Characters

Roger

Synopsis

Roger wears a gas mask while dancing with his girlfriend.

[Woman Dreams of Soldiers Jumping Fence] (Table of Contents: 55)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A woman imagines soldiers jumping over a fence instead of sheep.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 56)

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Reamer Keller (signed as RK)

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H-m-m-m, since Nurse Wills has been here...

Genre

humor; military

Characters

Nurse Wills

Synopsis

Sailors all seem to be getting sick so that they can be near Nurse Wills.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 57)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A male mummy uses a pick-up line on a female mummy.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

Keywords

mummies

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

Good for a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Jack: What are you standing there looking so silly for?

Genre

humor

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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

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Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

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Did you enjoy playing shopping, dear?

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A mother lets her child fill a shopping cart with items as a game.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 60)

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Al Ross

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Al Ross

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You poor boy, it must be tiresome for you to...

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A woman apologizes to her soldier boyfriend for making him watch women dancing.

Reprints

• from Army and Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1942 series) #v2#3 (September 1943)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

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Oh, you sailors are all alike!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A man is pressured by an aggressive WAVE.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

Guy, Gal & Gag / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Guy: My gal has the worst memory in the world.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 63)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dale McFeatters (signed)

Pencils

Dale McFeatters (signed)

Inks

Dale McFeatters (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Somebody wanting a bakery...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

An employer answers a phone call for a woman nicknamed "Angel Pie."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Pencils

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Inks

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You can't be a real marine...

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A little boy informs a marine that his older sister has already been dating soldiers and sailors.

Reprints

• from Army and Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1942 series) #v4#4 (July 5, 1945)

On the Isle of Coney (Table of Contents: 65)

Toonful Topics / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)

Pencils

Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)

Inks

Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I wish I could get her off my mind...

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier wants to get a woman off his mind and on his lap.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Henry Boltinoff (signed as Boltinoff)

Pencils

Henry Boltinoff (signed as Boltinoff)

Inks

Henry Boltinoff (signed as Boltinoff)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

He dictates so much he needs a secretary!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A sergeant dictates so much that he has a secretary taking notes.

Reprints

• from Army and Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1942 series) #v4#1 (January 1945)
• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 68)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Pencils

Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Inks

Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Here is your ring any I will mail you a check for... [sic]

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman gives back her boyfriend's ring and promises to reimburse him for the quarters he gave her little brother.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 69)

Oh Nurse! / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

What are you going to do nurse?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

Pencils

Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

Inks

Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Oops!

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A surgeon says "oops" during an operation.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 71)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

Pencils

Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

Inks

Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I must say Joan has a head on her shoulders!

Genre

humor

Characters

Joan

Synopsis

Joan has a head on her shoulders - it's her boyfriend's head.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 72)

Gag Bag / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Ken Muray: I'm a great lover of music.

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

Jokes from radio programs including Ken Murray, Abe Burrows, George Burns and Gracie Allen and Robert Q. Lewis.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 73)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Pencils

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Inks

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Just like a chowline only I'm coming back for seconds!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier at a wedding compares the receiving line to an army chowline.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[Sailor Becomes Wolf] (Table of Contents: 74)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Ali (signed as Ali)

Pencils

Ali (signed as Ali)

Inks

Ali (signed as Ali)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

When a sailor with his girlfriend turns out the lights he transforms into a wolf.

Reprints

• from Joke Parade (Ampco Books, 1945 series) (1945)
• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[Window Decorator Gazes at Woman] (Table of Contents: 75)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Gray (signed)

Pencils

Bill Gray (signed)

Inks

Bill Gray (signed)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man designing a window display of female mannequins gazes at a real woman walking by.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 76)

Artists and Models / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Model: We've known each other for a while...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 77)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)

Pencils

Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)

Inks

Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Just think of the laugh you'll have on your neighbors...

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A salesman sells washboards suggesting they'll make neighbors envious when the power goes out.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

No Thought of Tomorrow (Table of Contents: 78)

comic story / 5 pages (report information)

Script

?

Pencils

Lee Elias ?

Inks

Lee Elias ?

Letters

Joe Rosen

Genre

romance

Reprints

• from Hi-School Romance (Harvey, 1949 series) #11 (October 1951)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 79)

Kiddie Korner / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Mrs. Brown: Did you scold your little boy for...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 80)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

? [as Sinad] (signed)

Pencils

? [as Sinad] (signed)

Inks

? [as Sinad] (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You go climb all over his shoes - then I'll come in!

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A little boy has a girl scuff up a man's shoes so that he can get a shoeshine job.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 81)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Ali (signed as Ali)

Pencils

Ali (signed as Ali)

Inks

Ali (signed as Ali)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

What would you like to do on your furlough?

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A woman asks her soldier boyfriend what he'd like to do during his furlough.

Reprints

• from Army and Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1942 series) #v4#5 (October 5 1945)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 82)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

Pencils

Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

Inks

Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You certainly tip your hat high since you got that toupee!

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A woman notices her boyfriend tips his hat higher since putting on a toupee.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 83)

Have You Heard??? / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Biff: I met your old friend Willy on the street, yesterday.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 84)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

Pencils

Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

Inks

Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

- Did you have a nice time, tonight, dear?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A mother has no idea her daughter has just been married.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 85)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Gene Rowls (signed)

Pencils

Gene Rowls (signed)

Inks

Gene Rowls (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Why, darling!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife thinks her husband is looking at her, but he's ogling dancers.

Reprints

• from Hello Buddies (Harvey, 1942 series) #v4#6 (November 15, 1945)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 86)

Ringside Rousers / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pal: Say, why'd you ever have a fight like that?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 87)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Dale McFeatters (signed)

Pencils

Dale McFeatters (signed)

Inks

Dale McFeatters (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Don't think of your salary as being too low...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A boss tells his employee that his low salary will protect him from marriage.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 88)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

? [as Sinad] (signed)

Pencils

? [as Sinad] (signed)

Inks

? [as Sinad] (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You'd better have another talk with your boss.

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A wife complains that her husband's paycheck was made out to his name.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[Salesman Passes Small Dog] (Table of Contents: 89)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Gray (signed)

Pencils

Bill Gray (signed)

Inks

Bill Gray (signed)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A door-to-door salesman thinks a sign warning about dogs refers to a tiny dog, not realizing there's a much larger dog around the corner.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 90)

Animal Antics / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Wife: Dear, I just heard a mouse squeak!

Genre

humor

[Worker Stops Work] (Table of Contents: 91)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script

Ali (signed as Ali)

Pencils

Ali (signed as Ali)

Inks

Ali (signed as Ali)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A worker in a manhole stops work when a woman walks by.

Reprints

• from Hello Buddies (Harvey, 1942 series) #46 (Summer 1950)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 92)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Pencils

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Inks

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Exhibit A on why we should buy into a sun-tan lotion firm!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A model convinces executives to invest in sun-tan oil.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 93)

Best of the Month / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Mrs. Billings: I'd like to have some pictures of my...

Genre

humor

[Patrol Wagon Empties into Club] (Table of Contents: 94)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Gray (signed)

Pencils

Bill Gray (signed)

Inks

Bill Gray (signed)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Policemen exit a patrol wagon to enter a nightclub.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 95)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

Pencils

Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

Inks

Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

He thinks just because we're engaged, I can't...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman complains that the man she's engaged to won't let her date another man.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 96)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Al Ross

Pencils

Al Ross

Inks

Al Ross

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

But this is my uniform!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier in an ill-fitting uniform protests that it's his actual uniform.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 97)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

Pencils

Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

Inks

Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Gee, it was sure nice of your Dad to join us!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier wins a fortune gambling against his girlfriend's father.

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 98)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

Pencils

Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

Inks

Gregory D'Alessio (signed as D'Alessio)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

It's the 100,000th dish Aldous washed!

Genre

humor; domestic

Characters

Aldous

Synopsis

Aldous' wife framed the 100,000th dish he washed.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 99)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Pencils

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Inks

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

This isn't the only cold chicken in the place!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man at a supermarket calls a cool female employee a "cold chicken."

Reprints

• in Army & Navy Fun Parade (Harvey, 1951 series) #90 (October-November 1958)

[Barbara Bates] (Table of Contents: 100)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

Pencils

? (photograph)

Inks

? (photograph)

Letters

typeset

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 101)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)

Pencils

Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)

Inks

Frank Beaven (signed as Frank)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I may be the toast of the town but that doesn't...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman who is the toast of the town doesn't date crumbs.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.