(Winter 1954)

Harvey, 1951 Series
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Price
0.25 USD
Pages
100
Indicia Frequency
quarterly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Fun Parade Inc.
Editing
Leon Harvey (credited) (editor)

Issue Notes

Indexed from scanned copy at https://digitalcomicmuseum.com

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

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Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
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Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
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Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Now I know why they took you off the retirement list!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier taken off the retirement list chases a woman.

[Betta St. John] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
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Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
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Bill Ward (signed as Ward)
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Whee! This is better than testing a dive bomber!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
An Air Force officer enjoys a roller coaster more than test flying dive bombers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
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You've not only broken my heart - you've spoiled my...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man broke his girlfriend's heart and ruined her evening.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

A Lass and a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Local Boy: They call her the village boy.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)
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Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)
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Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)
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Don't worry about our Air Force - it's as strong as ever!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
After a date with an Air Force officer a woman concludes the Air Force is still strong.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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And let that be a lesson to you when you grow up!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman slaps her boyfriend then lectures her little brother to learn from his example.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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I can run all night at time and a half, sir!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman being chased by her boss suggests that they run at night when she can earn overtime.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Laugh It Off / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Paul: My wife didn't like to hear that I was being...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Bill Wenzel
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Bill Wenzel
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Bill Wenzel
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Oh, they're not battle wounds exactly - I was at a...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier received his injuries at a U.S.O. dance.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)
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Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)
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Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)
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Of course, I love you.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A boyfriend insists that he wouldn't kiss a woman if he didn't love her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Keep It Clean / text story / 1 page (report information)

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What ever happened to that old maid schoolteacher...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)
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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)
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Did you get the soap powder?
Genre
humor; domestic
Synopsis
A man carrying powdered soap was caught in the rain.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)
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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)
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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)
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It's a perfect fit. Got anything smaller?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman finds a swimsuit that fits her then asks for a smaller size.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Salo (signed as Salo)
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Salo (signed as Salo)
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Salo (signed as Salo)
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Marijuana says she hopes you still love her!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier receives a love letter attached to a spear.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Naughty... But Nice! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Pinky was sitting with his French girlfriend in a movie.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)
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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)
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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)
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It's a great life if you don't weaken - but more fun if you do!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman believes life is more fun if you're weak.

[Wedding Photos in Booth] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Don Ulsh (signed as Don Ulsh)
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Don Ulsh (signed as Don Ulsh)
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Don Ulsh (signed as Don Ulsh)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A bride and groom take their wedding pictures in a photo booth.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

The Marriage Ring / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. John: My wife writes that she had a fight with...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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How about you and me going steady?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor on a raft with a woman asks her to go steady with him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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James Gibson (signed as Gib)
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James Gibson (signed as Gib)
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James Gibson (signed as Gib)
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He'll probably want to know how secure your job is.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman tells her soldier boyfriend that her father will want to know how secure his job is.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
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Do you still insist you didn't have a drop to drink...
Genre
humor; domestic
Synopsis
A husband insists he wasn't out drinking yet parked his car inside the house.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

A Few Quick Ones / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pierre: I weel nevaire understand you Americans.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
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Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
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For heaven's sake, man... say when!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sailor neglects to say "when" as his cup runs over.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Here's my card... give me a ring if you ever feel like...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman gives her calling card to a married man in case he ever wants to break up his home.

[Diver Brings Gifts to Mermaid] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Homer Provence (signed as Homer)
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Homer Provence (signed as Homer)
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Homer Provence (signed as Homer)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A deep sea diver brings flowers and candy to a mermaid.
Keywords
mermaid

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Salo (signed as Salo)
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Salo (signed as Salo)
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Salo (signed as Salo)
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I kept warning him not to play hard to get!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man who played hard to get wound up getting married.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
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Vic Herman (signed as Vic Herman)
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You'll have to give me credit.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A groom arrived at his wedding without any pants but was proud he wasn't late.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Al Ross
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Al Ross
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Al Ross
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I think it was simply wonderful, your going AWOL just to see me!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A man who went AWOL to see his girlfriend wound up in the guardhouse.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

Trial Fun / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Judge: The jury finds you guilty.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)
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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)
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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)
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What are you doing the night of January 5th?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A lawyer asks out a witness on the stand.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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I might just as well be married!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A WAC washing dishes realizes she might just as well be married.
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Keywords
Women's Auxiliary Corps

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Bill Wenzel
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Bill Wenzel
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Bill Wenzel
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Check? Isn't this the U.S.O.?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier in a restaurant pretends he thought he was in the U.S.O. when the check arrives.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

Hash House Howls / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Pinky: Hey waitress! This coffee is cold!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)
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His family doesn't object to me - he does!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman hasn't received objections from her boyfriend's family - it's her boyfriend who has objections.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)
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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)
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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Rhoda! You've been practicing!
Genre
humor
Characters
Rhoda
Synopsis
Rhoda's boyfriend is surprised to find her kissing has improved.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

Campus Roundup / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Teacher: Write a composition using all the days of the week.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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You don't think my folks went out to a movie in this...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman tries to encourage her shy boyfriend by noting her parents left them alone during a storm.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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I told you that anchor was a little too heavy!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A ship's anchor is so heavy that it causes the ship to sink.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Ali (signed as Ali)
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Ali (signed as Ali)
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Ali (signed as Ali)
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Personally, I'm working on my figure!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman would rather improve her figure than her mind.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

Higher Yearning / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Guide: These are the remains of an ancient Roman prison...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Are you still glad this place is unspoiled by tourists?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two vacation goers have been tied to a post by natives.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Sorry
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman stranded on an island puts up a "help" sign. An airplane skywrites "sorry" in answer.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

Co-Ed Cut-Ups / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Coed Cora: Why do they call her 'Seven Eleven?'
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Frank Beaven (signed as B)
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Frank Beaven (signed as B)
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Frank Beaven (signed as B)
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Fred's had the car fixed and wants to test the clutch!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman's boyfriend has fixed his car and wants to test the clutch.

[Eloping Woman's Admirers] (Table of Contents: 45)

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Ali (signed as Ali)
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Ali (signed as Ali)
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Ali (signed as Ali)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman eloping on a ladder with a man waves to two of her admirers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Oh, yes, you'll find we're very informal around here, Miss Cluttz!
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Miss Cluttz
Synopsis
Miss Cluttz's superior has her sit on his lap as he runs an informal office.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

Honey Hostess / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Sonny: I saw Egyptian mummies that were...
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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Hal Sharp (signed as Sharp)
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Hal Sharp (signed as Sharp)
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Hal Sharp (signed as Sharp)
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It's about time you got here, Ellie May!
Genre
humor
Characters
Ellie May
Synopsis
Ellie May finds her friend being romanced by two men at once.

[Sailor Wins Woman at Carnival] (Table of Contents: 49)

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Courtney Dunkel
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Courtney Dunkel
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Courtney Dunkel

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
After winning a game at a carnival a sailor takes the female clerk as his prize.
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[Soldier Takes Woman's Basket] (Table of Contents: 50)

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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)
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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
When a soldier takes a basket off a woman's head the woman levitates into the air.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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What do you suppose he sees in her?
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
Men wonder what an x-ray technician sees in a woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

Good for a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. John: My girl wants to see this show.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

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Until you whistled at me this morning, darling...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier whistled at a woman one morning, later that day they get married.
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[Diver Peeps on Woman] (Table of Contents: 54)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)
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? [as Mazza] (signed)
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? [as Mazza] (signed)

Genre
humor
Synopsis
A deep sea diver peeps into a woman's cabin.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

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Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)
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Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)
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Ben Roth (signed as Ben Roth)
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But, father, Johnny says at camp they...
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Johnny
Synopsis
Johnny the soldier justifies turning out the lights with his girlfriend because at camp the lights go out after 9:30.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 56)

Guy, Gal & Gag / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Hal: I came across a wonderful myth in a Roman bath.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 57)

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Oh, my - there's Junior, and without his rubbers!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A mother recognizes her son in a newsreel and is upset to see he isn't wearing rubber boots.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

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Here I am, John!
Genre
humor; military
Characters
John
Synopsis
John's wife thinks he's lost in a darkened cinema but he's deliberately gone to sit next to another woman.
Reprints

GI's Abroad (Table of Contents: 59)

Toonful Topics / text story / 1 page (report information)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 60)

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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)
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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)
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Brad Anderson (signed as BRAD ANDERSON)
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Did you ring for me?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man rings for his secretary by striking a gong.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

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Hello Sarge - what's the penalty for going AWOL?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Having met a woman a soldier wonders what the penalty is for going A.W.O.L.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Then how about marrying me for my money?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman won't marry a man for love so he suggests she marry him for his money.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 63)

Oh Nurse! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Hoy: I heard you got leave to visit your dying father.
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)
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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)
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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)
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You oughta see the other guy!
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A man in a full body cast says they should see "the other guy."

[Army Driver] (Table of Contents: 65)

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Henry Boltinoff (signed as Boltinoff)
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Henry Boltinoff (signed as Boltinoff)
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Henry Boltinoff (signed as Boltinoff)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Tired of his wife's backseat driving, a man joins the army. He becomes a driver and must endure backseat driving from officers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

Gag Bag / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Muscles: Around my neighborhood every night you...
Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Jokes from radio programs by Ray Noble, That's Rich, My Little Margie and Jack Benny.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

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Salo (signed as Salo)
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Salo (signed as Salo)
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Salo (signed as Salo)
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I think I've got combat fatigue!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman has sore feet from dancing with soldiers and calls it "combat fatigue."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 68)

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James Cavanaugh (signed)
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James Cavanaugh (signed)
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James Cavanaugh (signed)
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Been waiting long?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man has waited so long for his girlfriend to be ready for their date that his flowers have died.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 69)

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Fred Levinson (signed as Levinson)
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Fred Levinson (signed as Levinson)
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Fred Levinson (signed as Levinson)
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Of course, I love you, Herbert... but I can't go around...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman loves her boyfriend but can't marry everyone she's in love with.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

Artists and Models / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Mrs. Van Snort: My, what a lovely painting!
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 71)

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Al Ross
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Al Ross
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Al Ross
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But we'll live on your love, sir!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A couple who want to get married tell the woman's father that they'll live on his love.
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There goes your request for a transfer!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier who requested a transfer is marching aboard a ship.

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He feels perfectly at home - he was born here!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Three men are on a deserted island. Only one of them is content because he was born there.
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Yes, here I am safe and sound... you coward!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is annoyed that a man brought her home safely.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 75)

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Can you only follow girls?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman being followed by a soldier wonders if he'll ever catch her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 76)

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Goodness, Herb - I thought our date was tomorrow!
Genre
humor
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Herb
Synopsis
A woman is on a date with another man on the day she's supposed to marry Herb.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 77)

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Johnny: Mommy, there's a peddler at the door with...
Genre
humor

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I had aimed to run away from home, but then I...
Genre
humor; children
Synopsis
Instead of running away from home a little boy wants his parents to leave home.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 79)

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Find out if her friend kisses!
Genre
humor; children
Synopsis
Two little boys in sailor suits try to set up a date.

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I didn't know your father was an M.P.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier found out his girlfriend's father was a military policeman.
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Pvt. Pat: I heard that Washington threw a dollar...
Genre
humor

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Now we will hear the Great Swami analyze tomorrow's news!
Genre
humor
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Great Swami
Synopsis
The Great Swami analyzes the news a day in advance for a news program.
Keywords
fortune teller

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Get on your feet and say that!
Genre
humor; sports
Synopsis
A boxer demands his defeated opponent get on his feet to repeat an insult.
Keywords
boxing

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When Looie was put on sentry duty he was warned...
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humor

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I have to go now, sweetheart - my husband must...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A bride left her wedding to see her lover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 86)

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OK, I'll give you an even break - if she drops it on...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two sailors prepare to compete for a woman's handkerchief.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 87)

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Oh, Dad!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A father prepares to examine the engagement ring his daughter received.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 88)

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Jane: Who was that bird I saw you with last night?
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humor

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I think your slip is showing!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman's slip has fallen down to her ankles.

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Only two? My son has more stripes than that!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Two women boast about how many stripes their sons have. One is the mother of a corporal, the other is the mother of a convict.
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Pvt. Pat rushed into the barber shop.
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humor

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Ali (signed as Ali)
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Would you repeat that 'no'?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man parked in a car with his girlfriend asks her to repeat her "no."

The Freshest Funfest of Gals 'N' Gags! (Table of Contents: 93) (Expand) /

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And the box is already paid for!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man has paid for the box an engagement ring came in but not the ring itself.

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I'm not getting married until the right one comes along!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A harem master won't get married until "the right one" comes along.
Keywords
harem

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No, I'm not Miss Sylvia Dolan of Atlantic City!
Genre
humor
Characters
Alice Curtis
Synopsis
A man mistakes Alice for another woman but she gives him her telephone number anyway.
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Do you think Colonel Gibson's making a play for me?
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Colonel Gibson
Synopsis
Colonel Gibson has been romancing a woman at a party.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 98)

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Sorry, Miss De Meanor, I don't have access to any...
Genre
humor
Characters
Miss De Meanor
Synopsis
Miss De Meanor tries to get an officer to show her blueprints. He offers her etchings instead.

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)
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I take it you understand English!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man surmises a woman understands English because she just punched him in the face.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

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Table of Contents
  1. 0. ["Now I know why they took you off the retirement list!"]
  2. 1. [Betta St. John]
  3. 2. ["Whee! This is better than testing a dive bomber!"]
  4. 3. ["You've not only broken my heart - you've spoiled my..."]
  5. 4. ["Local Boy: They call her the village boy."]
    A Lass and a Laugh
  6. 5. ["Don't worry about our Air Force - it's as strong as ever!"]
  7. 6. ["And let that be a lesson to you when you grow up!"]
  8. 7. ["I can run all night at time and a half, sir!"]
  9. 8. ["Pvt. Paul: My wife didn't like to hear that I was being..."]
    Laugh It Off
  10. 9. ["Oh, they're not battle wounds exactly - I was at a..."]
  11. 10. ["Of course, I love you."]
  12. 11. ["What ever happened to that old maid schoolteacher..."]
    Keep It Clean
  13. 12. ["Did you get the soap powder?"]
  14. 13. ["It's a perfect fit. Got anything smaller?"]
  15. 14. ["Marijuana says she hopes you still love her!"]
  16. 15. ["Pvt. Pinky was sitting with his French girlfriend in a movie."]
    Naughty... But Nice!
  17. 16. ["It's a great life if you don't weaken - but more fun if you do!"]
  18. 17. [Wedding Photos in Booth]
  19. 18. ["Pvt. John: My wife writes that she had a fight with..."]
    The Marriage Ring
  20. 19. ["How about you and me going steady?"]
  21. 20. ["He'll probably want to know how secure your job is."]
  22. 21. ["Do you still insist you didn't have a drop to drink..."]
  23. 22. ["Pierre: I weel nevaire understand you Americans."]
    A Few Quick Ones
  24. 23. ["For heaven's sake, man... say when!"]
  25. 24. ["Here's my card... give me a ring if you ever feel like..."]
  26. 25. [Diver Brings Gifts to Mermaid]
  27. 26. ["I kept warning him not to play hard to get!"]
  28. 27. ["You'll have to give me credit."]
  29. 28. ["I think it was simply wonderful, your going AWOL just to see me!"]
  30. 29. ["Judge: The jury finds you guilty."]
    Trial Fun
  31. 30. ["What are you doing the night of January 5th?"]
  32. 31. ["I might just as well be married!"]
  33. 32. ["Check? Isn't this the U.S.O.?"]
  34. 33. ["Pvt. Pinky: Hey waitress! This coffee is cold!"]
    Hash House Howls
  35. 34. ["His family doesn't object to me - he does!"]
  36. 35. ["Rhoda! You've been practicing!"]
  37. 36. ["Teacher: Write a composition using all the days of the week."]
    Campus Roundup
  38. 37. ["You don't think my folks went out to a movie in this..."]
  39. 38. ["I told you that anchor was a little too heavy!"]
  40. 39. ["Personally, I'm working on my figure!"]
  41. 40. ["Guide: These are the remains of an ancient Roman prison..."]
    Higher Yearning
  42. 41. ["Are you still glad this place is unspoiled by tourists?"]
  43. 42. ["Sorry"]
  44. 43. ["Coed Cora: Why do they call her 'Seven Eleven?'"]
    Co-Ed Cut-Ups
  45. 44. ["Fred's had the car fixed and wants to test the clutch!"]
  46. 45. [Eloping Woman's Admirers]
  47. 46. ["Oh, yes, you'll find we're very informal around here, Miss Cluttz!"]
  48. 47. ["Pvt. Sonny: I saw Egyptian mummies that were..."]
    Honey Hostess
  49. 48. ["It's about time you got here, Ellie May!"]
  50. 49. [Sailor Wins Woman at Carnival]
  51. 50. [Soldier Takes Woman's Basket]
  52. 51. ["What do you suppose he sees in her?"]
  53. 52. ["Pvt. John: My girl wants to see this show."]
    Good for a Laugh
  54. 53. ["Until you whistled at me this morning, darling..."]
  55. 54. [Diver Peeps on Woman]
  56. 55. ["But, father, Johnny says at camp they..."]
  57. 56. ["Pvt. Hal: I came across a wonderful myth in a Roman bath."]
    Guy, Gal & Gag
  58. 57. ["Oh, my - there's Junior, and without his rubbers!"]
  59. 58. ["Here I am, John!"]
  60. 59. GI's Abroad
    Toonful Topics
  61. 60. ["Did you ring for me?"]
  62. 61. ["Hello Sarge - what's the penalty for going AWOL?"]
  63. 62. ["Then how about marrying me for my money?"]
  64. 63. ["Pvt. Hoy: I heard you got leave to visit your dying father."]
    Oh Nurse!
  65. 64. ["You oughta see the other guy!"]
  66. 65. [Army Driver]
  67. 66. ["Muscles: Around my neighborhood every night you..."]
    Gag Bag
  68. 67. ["I think I've got combat fatigue!"]
  69. 68. ["Been waiting long?"]
  70. 69. ["Of course, I love you, Herbert... but I can't go around..."]
  71. 70. ["Mrs. Van Snort: My, what a lovely painting!"]
    Artists and Models
  72. 71. ["But we'll live on your love, sir!"]
  73. 72. ["There goes your request for a transfer!"]
  74. 73. ["He feels perfectly at home - he was born here!"]
  75. 74. ["Yes, here I am safe and sound... you coward!"]
  76. 75. ["Can you only follow girls?"]
  77. 76. ["Goodness, Herb - I thought our date was tomorrow!"]
  78. 77. ["Johnny: Mommy, there's a peddler at the door with..."]
    Kiddie Korner
  79. 78. ["I had aimed to run away from home, but then I..."]
  80. 79. ["Find out if her friend kisses!"]
  81. 80. ["I didn't know your father was an M.P."]
  82. 81. ["Pvt. Pat: I heard that Washington threw a dollar..."]
    Have You Heard???
  83. 82. ["Now we will hear the Great Swami analyze tomorrow's news!"]
  84. 83. ["Get on your feet and say that!"]
  85. 84. ["When Looie was put on sentry duty he was warned..."]
    Ringside Rousers
  86. 85. ["I have to go now, sweetheart - my husband must..."]
  87. 86. ["OK, I'll give you an even break - if she drops it on..."]
  88. 87. ["Oh, Dad!"]
  89. 88. ["Jane: Who was that bird I saw you with last night?"]
    Animal Antics
  90. 89. ["I think your slip is showing!"]
  91. 90. ["Only two? My son has more stripes than that!"]
  92. 91. ["Pvt. Pat rushed into the barber shop."]
    Best of the Month
  93. 92. ["Would you repeat that 'no'?"]
  94. 93. The Freshest Funfest of Gals 'N' Gags!
  95. 94. ["And the box is already paid for!"]
  96. 95. ["I'm not getting married until the right one comes along!"]
  97. 96. ["No, I'm not Miss Sylvia Dolan of Atlantic City!"]
  98. 97. ["Do you think Colonel Gibson's making a play for me?"]
  99. 98. ["Sorry, Miss De Meanor, I don't have access to any..."]
  100. 99. ["I take it you understand English!"]
This issue was modified by
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  • Michael Hoskin
  • Jim Van Dore
  • Chad Wicker