Army & Navy Fun Parade #70

(July 1955)

[Silvana Mangano] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

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What are you doing tonight?

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humor

Synopsis

A man on a desert island with a woman asks her what she's doing that evening.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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So when he married Flora Bella, I got mad and threw...

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humor

Synopsis

A woman angrily broke up with her boyfriend because he married someone else.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

A Lass and a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Why do they call boats 'she'?

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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I'm going out with Van Swagg, Jr. tonight - the old...

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humor

Synopsis

A woman has a date with Van Swagg Jr. because Van Swagg Sr. is resting up.

[Photographer Waves Mink] (Table of Contents: 6)

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humor

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A photographer waves a mink stole to make his subject smile.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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I've just been through the most degrading experience!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman is livid because she had to pay for her own lunch.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Laugh It Off / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Pinky was with the army in Germany.

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Daddy said he'd find a way to entertain Eddie while...

Genre

humor

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Eddie

Synopsis

While Eddie's girlfriend changes her clothes her father entertains Eddie by helping him to spy on her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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His wife doesn't understand him - he lisps!

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humor

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A man claims his wife doesn't understand him because he lisps.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Keep It Clean / text story / 1 page (report information)

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My cousin was a crew member on a ship that carried...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Just say I owe all my success to clean living!

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humor

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Babs

Synopsis

Babs the bubble bather credits her success to clean living.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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He's yours, too - isn't he?

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humor; domestic

Synopsis

Two parents argue about raising their son.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Did you happen to see an army passing by here?

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A lost soldier is looking for his army.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Naughty... But Nice! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Jim: How's that girl you used to go out with?

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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I may have done wrong - but I didn't do bad!

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humor

Synopsis

A woman gloats about the necklace her boyfriend gave her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Whew! Three years! I thought I'd never get this...

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humor

Synopsis

A newlywed bride is eager to remove her girdle.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

The Marriage Ring / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Private Pat was eloping with his sweetheart.

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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George Troop (signed as T.)

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He's wonderful to me now - I should have divorced...

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humor

Synopsis

Since divorcing her husband a woman has been romanced by him and regrets not divorcing him sooner.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Congratulations! You just said the secret word!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After a man proposes to his girlfriend her family congratulates him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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This feels like the right size!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man picks out his girlfriend's shoes based on how he can use it as a cup.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

A Few Quick Ones / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Corporal: How was that party you went to?

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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Please, darling! I swear my love for you is one hundred proof!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

An alcoholic claims his love is 100 proof.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Al Ross

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I have never been what one would call an early riser!

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humor; military

Synopsis

A woman in the army complains that she isn't an early riser.

Reprints

• from Hello Buddies (Harvey, 1942 series) #v2#2 (August 1943)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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It's my turn tonight, Captain!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Sailors compete for the night watch role so they can gaze at passing women.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Travelling light, aren't you?

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humor

Synopsis

A skimpy-dressed woman boards a train.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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I thought if I started to undress, Mr. Pest would take...

Genre

humor

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Mr. Pest

Synopsis

A woman begins removing her clothing to make Mr. Pest leave her home.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Those were your very words, doctor - give him...

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A nurse is kissing a patient because the doctor said to give him anything he wanted.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

Trial Fun / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Porky: If I wanted to commit a crime, I'd first...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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I want to sue him for every cent he hasn't spent...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman wants to sue a man for every cent he didn't spend on her.

[Hitchhiking Sailor] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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humor

Synopsis

A woman motorist picks up a hitchhiking sailor; they drive to a justice of the peace.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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Did you ever stop to consider what a meal like this...

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

An army cook suggests his food would be more expensive at the Stork Club.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

Hash House Howls / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Ginger ale, please.

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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You don't suppose it's a cafeteria?

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humor

Synopsis

A couple in a nightclub who haven't seen a waiter wonder if it's actually a cafeteria.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Not much finesse - but talk about energy and enthusiasm!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman's boyfriend doesn't have finesse but he does have energy and enthusiasm.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

Campus Roundup / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Coed: I love canoeing.

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Fate had nothing to do with it - there were plenty...

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier passes several empty seats before sitting next to a woman in a cinema, then claims it was fate for them to be seated together.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Just when I get to the most exciting part of the story...

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humor

Synopsis

A man reading a book is distracted by his neighbor changing her clothes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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I know I can't give you happiness and security...

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humor

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A man can't offer his girlfriend happiness or security.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

Higher Yearning / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Freshman: What does one mean by 'untold wealth?'

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

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Why do you want me to marry you?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After a man proposes to his girlfriend she behaves as though she's been insulted.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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In the refrigerator there's some meatballs...

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A wife has painted herself into a corner.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

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Coed: You can't imagine how flattered I am that...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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George Troop

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Never mind wrapping it - I'm meeting him here!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman is buying a gun for her boyfriend but not as a present.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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I think he's given up - she's chasing him now!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A businessman was chasing his secretary but now she's chasing him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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It's nothing personal, Reginald... it's just that I feel...

Genre

humor; military

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Reginald

Synopsis

Reginald's girlfriend is dating an Air Force officer because air power has made the infantry obsolete.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

Honey Hostess / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Honey: So what happened when you found that ship...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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Harvey Johnson (signed as Harvey Johnson)

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I wish I knew how you felt about me!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After his girlfriend punches him in the eye a man wishes he knew how she felt about him.

[Woman Snagged on Beach] (Table of Contents: 49)

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Lou Magila (signed as L. Magila)

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humor

Synopsis

As a woman on the beach walks past sunbathing men, one of them snags her by the ankle.

[Girlfriend Eats Popcorn] (Table of Contents: 50)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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humor

Synopsis

While a man tries to kiss his girlfriend she eats a bag of popcorn.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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That's the not the kind of belly dance we had in mind!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman auditioning as a belly dancer dances on top of a man's belly.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

Good for a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Joe: How long does it take you to get dressed...

Genre

humor

[Man Helps Girlfriend's Father Get Dressed] (Table of Contents: 53)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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Genre

humor

Synopsis

While a couple are kissing the boyfriend uses one arm to help his girlfriend's father get dressed for bowling.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

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You got off your knees the second I said yes!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman is disappointed that her boyfriend got off his knees when she accepted his proposal.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

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Let's have a quiet wedding - don't invite your mother!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man proposes a quiet marriage without his bride's mother.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 56)

Guy, Gal & Gag / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Gal: Can you tell me where the captain is?

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 57)

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He seems to think he has no future, doctor...

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A husband seems to behave as though he has no future because he's always gazing at women who walk past.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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Wake up, Frank - they're playing our song!

Genre

humor; military

Characters

Frank

Synopsis

Frank's comrade calls the morning bugle call their song.

Dream Gals (Table of Contents: 59)

Toonful Topics / text story / 1 page (report information)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 60)

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Lloyd Baker (signed as Lloyd Baker)

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Well, here's another page to transcribe into my diary!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After taking notes in an office a secretary wants to add the encounter to her diary.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

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It worries him - he's the only boy in the neighborhood...

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A little boy is concerned because he's the only boy in his neighborhood with unruly hair.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

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Frank Beaven (signed as FB)

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Dr. Leslie has a blue Cadillac and a charming roadside manner!

Genre

humor

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Dr. Leslie

Synopsis

A nurse compliments Dr. Leslie's "roadside manner."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 63)

Oh Nurse! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Sailor: Nurse, although I've been in the navy a year...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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Don't worry about the bill.

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A patient heading into surgery is told not to worry about the bill because he might not live.

[Messy Cake] (Table of Contents: 65)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A woman on television is showing how to make a beautiful cake. The woman following the instructions has created a huge mess.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

Gag Bag / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Margie: You used to say that to marry me was your...

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

Jokes from radio programs My Little Margie, Jack Benny Program, Gene Autry and Amos 'N' Andy.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

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Someone to see you, Mr. Brewster!

Genre

humor

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Mr. Brewster

Synopsis

A secretary held at gunpoint leads the gunman to Mr. Brewster's office.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 68)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Make me look like this isn't my first date with a banker!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman asks her hairdresser to make her look as though she isn't on her first date with a banker.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 69)

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Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

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I've been posing for three hours, Mr. Peeper.

Genre

humor

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Mr. Peeper

Synopsis

A model has been posing for Mr. Peeper for 3 hours but he hasn't started painting.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

Artists and Models / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Artist: I feel art in my very soul.

Genre

humor

[Woman Shows Off Engagement Ring While Kissing] (Table of Contents: 71)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

While kissing her boyfriend a woman shows her engagement ring to her mother.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 72)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Humph! She's old enough to be his daughter!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman thinks another woman with an elderly man is old enough to be his daughter.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 73)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Letters

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I didn't realize you had so many buddies till they started...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman tells her convict boyfriend that his friends have been visting her while he's in prison.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 74)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Letters

typeset

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How sweet of you!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman compliments the diamond ring her boyfriend just gave her - it matches the diamond bracelet another boyfriend gave her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 75)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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?

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?

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?

Letters

typeset

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Mother, I do wish you would go to bed instead of...

Genre

humor; military

Characters

Tommy

Synopsis

Tommy is on furlough with his girlfriend but her mother refuses to leave them alone.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 76)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Homer Provence (signed as Homer)

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Homer Provence (signed as Homer)

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Homer Provence (signed as Homer)

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And what I want most for my birthday is a date for...

Genre

humor; teen

Synopsis

A teenage girl prays for a date on her birthday.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 77)

Kiddie Korner / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pvt. Looie: How many are there in your family?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 78)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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typeset

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I'll punish you good when we get home!

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A mother plans to punish her son by making him take a bath.

[Soldier Has Apple on Bayonet] (Table of Contents: 79)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier has an apple on the end of his bayonet.

[Camel Gains a Hump] (Table of Contents: 80)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After transporting a man on its back, a camel has gone from having one hump to two.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 81)

Have You Heard??? / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pvt. Rinky: I just got a letter from my brother.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 82)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

Letters

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I'm not interested in 20 Questions - I'm just interested...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman doesn't want to play 20 Questions with her boyfriend but for him to ask her one question.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 83)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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And - er- also wearing white trunks...

Genre

humor; children; sports

Synopsis

A little boy arrives naked to a boxing match.

Keywords

boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 84)

Ringside Rousers / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

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Private: That sergeant of mine ought to be hung.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 85)

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Harvey Johnson (signed as Harvey Johnson)

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Harvey Johnson (signed as Harvey Johnson)

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Harvey Johnson (signed as Harvey Johnson)

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She'll get him into trouble - the lucky guy!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Two sailors are envious of the trouble a woman will get their comrade into.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 86)

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Script

Al Ross

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Al Ross

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Al Ross

Letters

typeset

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Nothing wrong with you that a little sea air won't fix!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A doctor examining a US Navy candidate opines that sea air would be good for him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 87)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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typeset

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I don't think you're a real cowboy - where's your guitar?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman thinks a cowboy isn't authentic because he has no guitar.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 88)

Animal Antics / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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Pvt. Harry: I read somwhere that we all sprung from apes.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 89)

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Frank Beaven (signed as FB)

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Frank Beaven (signed as FB)

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Frank Beaven (signed as FB)

Letters

typeset

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Did I hear you yell for help by any chance?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A swimmer leaves the pool to see if a woman at poolside called for help.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 90)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

Letters

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Golly! When I think of all the time I wasted by ducking...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man and woman stranded together on a desert island reflect on their previous lack of attraction.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 91)

Best of the Month / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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Englishman: My ancestors spring from a long line of peers.

Genre

humor

[Man Wraps Necktie Around Girlfriend] (Table of Contents: 92)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

While kissing his girlfriend a man wraps his necktie around her to keep her in place.

The Freshest Funfest of Gals 'N' Gags! (Table of Contents: 93) (Expand) /

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 94)

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?

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?

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Would you hand me my cup of coffee, Helen dear?

Genre

humor

Characters

Helen

Synopsis

Helen's boyfriend asks her to hand him his coffee, which is resting on his knee.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 95)

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Script

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Letters

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I always knew there was something about him I liked...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman finally put her finger on what she liked about her boyfriend - that is, she put his engagement ring on her finger.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 96)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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I know you said not to hold his hand - but I had to!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman had no choice on whether to hold her boyfriend's hand or not.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 97)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tupper)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tupper)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tupper)

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Don't deny it!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A husband is outraged to have seen his wife in another man's tattoo.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 98)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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I think we've been seeing too much of each other!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man thinks he and a woman on a desert island have seen too much of each other.

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

[Gun Sticks Through Door] (Table of Contents: 99)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man answers a knock at the door and is met by a gun, possibly he is with another man's wife.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.