Army & Navy Fun Parade #72

(November 1955)

[Jayne Mansfield] (Table of Contents: 1)

illustration / 1 page (report information)

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? (photograph)

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Letters

typeset

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[Sailor Brings Anchor to Tunnel of Love] (Table of Contents: 2)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

Pencils

Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

Inks

Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A sailor brings an anchor with him into the tunnel of love.

Keywords

tunnel of love

Indexer Notes

Issue #v1#12 had the same joke drawn by a different cartoonist.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Darned telephone! Now where was I?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man's time with his girlfriend was interrupted by a telephone call.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

A Lass and a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Guy: I walk in my sleep.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Wait a minute! He was following me first!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

One woman is incensed that the man who was following her has wound up with another woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You are without a doubt the laziest guy in Company C!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier who is supposedly the laziest man in Company C shows great energy when a woman drops her handkerchief.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Are you playing hard to get?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman thinks a man is "playing hard to get" because he hasn't telephoned her in 2 years.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Laugh It Off / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Pinky: Who's that a picture of?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

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Vic Martin (signed as Vic Martin)

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You needn't bring me flowers, candy and such Harry.

Genre

humor

Characters

Harry

Synopsis

Harry's girlfriend tells him that instead of flowers or candy he could simply bring her an engagement ring.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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I think I'm making some progress.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman believes she's making progress with her boyfriend because they received a parking ticket.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Keep It Clean / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Husband: This room is filled with smoke.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Script

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pardon me, miss, but have you ever considered...

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier asks a woman if she's ever taken an interest in the armed forces.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

? [as Mazza] (signed)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

At least it keeps him home nights!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife justifies her husband's affair with their maid because it keeps him home at night.

[Man Reaches for Lamp, Woman for Flashlight] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Pencils

Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Inks

Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

As a man is about to switch off a lamp his girlfriend seated next to him reaches for a flashlight.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Naughty... But Nice! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pvt. Hal: Do you like big weddings or little ones?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Where have you been?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman in a harem has been waiting for her man for several months.

Keywords

harem

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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His curiosity got the best of him - he asked me to marry him!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man asked his girlfriend to marry him out of curiosity.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

The Marriage Ring / text story / 1 page (report information)

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?

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pvt. Paul: I was home for the weekend, and went...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

F. T. Scott (signed as F. T. Scott)

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F. T. Scott (signed as F. T. Scott)

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F. T. Scott (signed as F. T. Scott)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Now if you'll just sign here - your first payment won't...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man gives his girlfriend an engagement ring then tells her she'll have to pay for it.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Script

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I'm warning you, Ellen, don't ever go out with him...

Genre

humor; military

Characters

Ellen

Synopsis

Ellen's friend warns her than an officer likes to pull his rank on female subordinates.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Taber (signed as Taber)

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Taber (signed as Taber)

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Taber (signed as Taber)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Good morning, Mr. Martin.

Genre

humor; medical

Characters

Mr. Martin

Synopsis

Mr. Martin lies in the threshold of his hospital room so that he can gaze at the nurses.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

A Few Quick Ones / text story / 1 page (report information)

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?

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Souse: What time is it?

Genre

humor

[Woman Drops Several Handkerchiefs] (Table of Contents: 23)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

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Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

Inks

Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman drops a handkerchief in front of each man she passes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

I feel down in the dumps today!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Women at a charm school keep smiling even when they're depressed.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

I forgot my glasses!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man is disappointed to be stranded on a desert island with a woman and a crate of books because he forgot his glasses.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Congratulations! It's a man!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A mother congratulates her daughter when a man telephones her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Pencils

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Inks

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

If these are supposed to be the best years of our lives...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Two little boys wonder how they could be living the "best years of their lives" when they aren't allowed to kiss girls.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

You always were the clumsy one!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife visits her husband in prison and calls him clumsy.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

Trial Fun / text story / 1 page (report information)

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?

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Client: My wife left me two weeks ago and hasn't...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Pencils

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Inks

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

I thought you gentlemen would like to know that if...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman on trial tells the jury she'll throw a big party if she's acquitted.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Pencils

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

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Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

And now, gentlemen, Miss Devere has a dance for you...

Genre

humor

Characters

Miss Devere

Synopsis

Before Miss Devere dances for a group of bald men the M.C. claims she'll curl their hair.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

? [as Mazza] (signed)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

She certainly can draw, can't she?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Men admire a woman sketching a picture.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

Hash House Howls / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Diner: This meat is not too fresh.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Pencils

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Inks

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Maybe her hands do tell the story, but it's the rest...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man enjoys the rest of a Hawaiian dancer's body more than the hands telling the story.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Pencils

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Inks

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

As I recall it, Baby, his exact words were: 'I want to...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A father wanted to see the reason for his son's low grades so the son brought his girlfriend home.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

Campus Roundup / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Mr. Jacobson: What is your son studying at college?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Pencils

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Inks

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

In the rhumba, you shake your hips clockwise, in the...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A dance teacher explains the difference between the rhumba, samba and mamba.

[Snow Drifts Indoors While Couple Kiss] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Pencils

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Inks

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A couple have been kissing at an open door so long that a snowdrift is forming inside their house.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Frank Beaven

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Frank Beaven

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Frank Beaven

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

The evening worked out fine.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman turned on the charm to her boyfriend and he turned off the lights.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

Higher Yearning / text story / 1 page (report information)

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?

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Sophomore: My roommate moved out with half...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Script

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Pencils

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Yes!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

As a man proposes to his girlfriend her father yells "yes!"

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

? [as Harley] (signed)

Pencils

? [as Harley] (signed)

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? [as Harley] (signed)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

I just won a quarter from Eddie.

Genre

humor

Characters

Eddie

Synopsis

Eddie bet a woman $0.25 that her lipstick would smudge so she kissed him to win the bet.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

Co-Ed Cut-Ups / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Coed: I'm graduating next June.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Pencils

Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Inks

Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

I guess I'll go up and get dressed now - if there's...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A sororiety sister mocks the enormous gowns her sisters are wearing.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

? [as Rodrigues] (signed)

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? [as Rodrigues] (signed)

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? [as Rodrigues] (signed)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Would you hurry it up, Mac?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man in a desert crawls to a cold drink stand. The clerk tells him to hurry because he's closing in five minutes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

Pencils

? [as Mazza] (signed)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

There's finally something good behind the news today!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man compliments a woman who is holding up a newspaper.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

Honey Hostess / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pvt. Sonny: What would you do if you were in my shoes?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Pencils

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Inks

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

I just love your company, captain... Company B, isn't it?

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A woman dating an officer has apparently previously dated his subordinates.

[Surrender Perfume] (Table of Contents: 49)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Pencils

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Inks

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman is selling 'Surrender' perfume. A man waves a white flag at her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as BW)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as BW)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as BW)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Don't lie to me!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman stranded on a desert island with a man wonders why she found another woman's hair on him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

I can read the future by your handwriting - just scribble...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman asks her boyfriend to write on a cheque so that she can tell his future.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

Good for a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pvt. Will: See this watch?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Jack Lohr (signed as Jack Lohr)

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Jack Lohr (signed as Jack Lohr)

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Jack Lohr (signed as Jack Lohr)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

But who surrenders - him or me?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman wonders who surrenders to 'Surrender' perfume.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Come in, come in!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman drags her boyfriend indoors while complimenting him on being forceful.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Pencils

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

You saw me wink - why didn't you return it?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A policeman wonders why a woman didn't return his wink.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 56)

Guy, Gal & Gag / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Private Ham: You chase girls too much.

Genre

humor

[Man and Woman Slapped Each Other] (Table of Contents: 57)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Pencils

Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Inks

Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man and woman slapped each other in the face.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

But we've ordered the sandwiches and everything!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

When the groom doesn't appear at the wedding the mother of the bride is most concerned about the catering bill.

Stout Hearted Sergeants (Table of Contents: 59)

Toonful Topics / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 60)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

Pencils

Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

Inks

Charles Strauss (signed as Chas.)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Coming, sarge!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A woman in the army mistakes a barking dog for her sergeant.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

No buyers today, but plenty of lookers!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman selling refrigerators hasn't attracted buyers but she has attracted lookers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Allow me to introduce Miss LaVere, who is equipped...

Genre

humor; medical

Characters

Miss LaVere

Synopsis

Nurse LaVere helps raise patients' blood pressure.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 63)

Oh Nurse! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Doctor: The trouble with your leg stems only from...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

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Art Kenik (signed as Kenik)

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Art Kenik (signed as Kenik)

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Art Kenik (signed as Kenik)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

I believe it is sending out an SOS!

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A patient's heart is beating out an S.O.S.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 65)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Pencils

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Inks

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Letters

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Atlas Collection Agency... Dear sir... Received your letter...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

The editor of a western fiction magazine challenges a collection agency to get his money.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

Gag Bag / text story / 1 page (report information)

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It's human to have your mind wander, but the trouble comes...

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

Jokes from radio programs including Amos 'N' Andy and My Little Margie.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Bumped into Jim Carson today, dear.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A pickpocket robbed an old friend of his.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 68)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Pencils

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

You don't have to treat me with so much respect...

Genre

humor

Characters

Donald

Synopsis

Donald's girlfriend doesn't need him to respect her because she'll never marry him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 69)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

My boyfriend goes to models - he's the artistic type!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman thinks her boyfriend is artistic because he likes models.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

Artists and Models / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

1st Artist: (boasting) I'm kept so busy with commissions...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 71)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Pencils

Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Inks

Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I'm exercising to keep slim - Slim has a million dollars!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman is exercising to keep Slim - her boyfriend.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 72)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Pencils

Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Inks

Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Well, thanks a lot anyway!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A pilot who tried to rescue a man from a desert island accidentally crashed his plane.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 73)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Pencils

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Inks

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You'll find me very easy to please as long as you...

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A sergeant tells female recruits that they'll have no problems as long as they're above reproach.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 74)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Pencils

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Inks

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Now shall we play for fun like I first suggested!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After winning all the money in a poker game a man asks the other players if they'd like to play for fun.

[Woman Knits with TV Antennae] (Table of Contents: 75)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

Pencils

A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

Inks

A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman uses a television antennae to organize her ball of yarn.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 76)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

? [as Mazza] (signed)

Pencils

? [as Mazza] (signed)

Inks

? [as Mazza] (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You're right, you just can't trust men.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman agrees that men can't be trusted but she has no other options.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 77)

Kiddie Korner / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Tommy: Mother, can I borrow your lipstick?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 78)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Pencils

?

Inks

?

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Aw, leave him alone.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A father thinks his son will outgrow kissing girls in a few years.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 79)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Pencils

Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Inks

Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I'll go to bed now... if you two can spare me!

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A little boy offers to leave his sister alone with her boyfriend.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 80)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Pencils

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Inks

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Try to make it snappy - I'm double-parked!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A groom asks the minister to marry him quickly because he's double-parked.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 81)

Have You Heard??? / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Texas: You mean to say that in California you have...

Genre

humor

[Husband Sneaks Look at Television] (Table of Contents: 82)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Pencils

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Inks

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A husband appears to be asleep under his newspaper but is actually sneaking a look at women dancing on television.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 83)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Pencils

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Inks

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Just one more piece of advice... try to get out of this alive!

Genre

humor; sports

Synopsis

A boxer's coach advises him to stay alive in the next round.

Keywords

boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 84)

Ringside Rousers / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pvt. Brown: Where'd you get that shiner?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 85)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Charles Strauss

Pencils

Charles Strauss

Inks

Charles Strauss

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Yes, dear, I'm right here watching the television match!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A husband claims to be watching a wrestling match on television but is actually watching the couple next door.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 86)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

Pencils

A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

Inks

A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Yes, I know it's ten o'clock, Madam...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A maid is told to "arouse" her master.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 87)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Pencils

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Inks

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You look like a million, dearie.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

One woman thinks another looks like a million - a million years old.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 88)

Animal Antics / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Zoo Attendant: (on telephone) Hello!

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 89)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Pencils

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Inks

Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

And this house is within walking distance of stores...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A realtor tells parents a house is nearby a reform school as a selling point.

[Deliverymen Collide] (Table of Contents: 90)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Pencils

Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Inks

Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman distracts two deliverymen who are about to collide.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 91)

Best of the Month / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

No birds, no bees, no flowers, no trees, November!

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 92)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Pencils

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Inks

Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

We can't leave everything to the magic of the moon...

Genre

humor

Characters

Herbert

Synopsis

Herbert's girlfriend doesn't want to rely entirely on the moon for romance.

The Freshest Funfest of Gals 'N' Gags! (Table of Contents: 93) (Expand) /

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 94)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Pencils

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Inks

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

If you don't feel like a new man pretty soon, I will!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife tells her husband that if his pills don't make him feel like a new man she'll find a new man.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 95)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Pencils

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Inks

Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pardon me - do you have a girl in this port?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A mermaid asks a sailor if he has a girlfriend in this port.

Keywords

mermaid

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 96)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Pencils

Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Inks

Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

We got the air out just in time - here they come now!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Two women fake car troubles to attract men.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 97)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Pencils

Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Inks

Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

No more gadding about for me... no sir...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man tells his girlfriend he's met the girl of his dreams; he's dating her the following night.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 98)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Pencils

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Inks

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I'm an artist who lives across the court!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

An artist painted a portrait of a woman changing her clothes.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.