Army & Navy Fun Parade #73

(January 1956)

[Sheree North] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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What do you say we all get engaged?

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humor

Synopsis

A man asks four Polynesian women to get engaged to him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Frank Beaven

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There are a lot of vicious, unfounded rumors going...

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humor

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A woman knowingly spreads gossip.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

A Lass and a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Looie: She strikes me as being the hard type.

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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See, Mary Lou?

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humor

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Mary Lou

Synopsis

A little boy admires two adults who are kissing.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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Good morning, Father! Good night, Roger!

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humor

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Roger

Synopsis

As Roger's girlfriend says good night to him she says good morning to her father.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Hal Sharp (signed as Sharp)

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I know you have your reputation to think of... and so do I!

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humor

Synopsis

A woman and a sailor both have reputations to maintain.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Laugh It Off / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Her Father: Is that young man serious in his intentions...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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Join the WAC let the world see you!

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humor

Synopsis

An advertisement for the WACS invites women to be seen.

Keywords

Women's Auxiliary Corps

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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I've given him my entire being... heart and soul...

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humor

Synopsis

A woman has devoted herself to a man until someone better comes along.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Keep It Clean / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Customer: My wife sent me to buy her a new brassiere.

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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You have laryngitis... and can't speak above a whisper?

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humor; medical

Synopsis

A doctor is excited to meet a female patient with laryngitis.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Well, if you won't kiss me good night, you may as...

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humor

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A man tells his girlfriend that if she won't kiss him good night she can kiss him goodbye.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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He followed me home, Daddy - may I keep him?

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humor

Synopsis

A woman asks her father if she can keep the man who followed her home.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Naughty... But Nice! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Joe: What would you think if you came home and...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Did I complain when you squandered thousands of...

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humor

Synopsis

A wife tries to convince her husband to buy her a necklace, suggesting he wasted money paying taxes.

[Groom Chases Bride] (Table of Contents: 17)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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humor

Synopsis

After being married the groom chases the bride.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

The Marriage Ring / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Wife: You told me you were well-off before we...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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It's pretty - who did you do?

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humor

Synopsis

One woman wonders who another "did" to obtain a bracelet.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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I'm Celeste's brother!

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humor

Synopsis

A man discovers his girlfriend's brother is a panhandler.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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My thoughts will cost you a little more than a penny!

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humor

Synopsis

A woman wants a man to give her more than a penny for her thoughts.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

A Few Quick Ones / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Souce: Boy, did I get into trouble once because...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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You shouldn't have, Marvin... but it's a good thing you did!

Genre

humor

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Marvin

Synopsis

Marvin's girlfriend is pleased with her engagement ring.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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I'd like a little more dressing on those tomatoes!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife is annoyed to see her husband gazing at dancers in a nightclub.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Charles Strauss

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I must be growing up - I'm beginning to enjoy this...

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humor

Synopsis

A little boy thinks he's growing up because he's starting to enjoy romance scenes in movies.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Al Kaufman

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You'll do, of course - but for the life of me I don't...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man hires a woman although he isn't sure what she's going to do for him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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She bought that suit for a few bucks, and I see they...

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humor

Synopsis

A Native woman bought an outfit for a few bucks to enjoy.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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You first, Sarge!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier places his coat over an open manhole as if it were a puddle and tells his sargeant to walk over it.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

Trial Fun / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Said the sad wife of the criminal, 'My boy is no good either.

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Hal Sharp (signed as Sharp)

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That's my side of the story - now I'll tell you his!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman tells her lawyer her side of the story, then her husband's side.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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I couldn't resist that line Herbert's got - the H and B...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman fell for a man because he owns a railroad.

[Native Boy Escapes Mother] (Table of Contents: 32)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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humor

Synopsis

A Native boy climbs down his mother's back using a blanket as a makeshift rope.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

Hash House Howls / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Millie: Penelope, Alfred has threatened to kill himself...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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You were really hungry, weren't you, Miss Dyer?

Genre

humor

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Miss Dyer

Synopsis

Miss Dyer and her boyfriend have to wash dishes to pay for their meal.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Frank Beaven

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Are you sure you think you're in love with Leonard?

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humor

Synopsis

A woman wonders if her friend is sure about her tentative feelings for Leonard.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

Campus Roundup / text story / 1 page (report information)

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The editor of the school newspaper was forever...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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But, Corporal, I don't want to know any military secrets!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A corporal offers to tell a woman secrets.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Did you send for me, Pop?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

The son of an executive is pushed on his chair into his father's office.

[Woman on Hill on Island] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Charles Strauss

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Charles Strauss

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humor

Synopsis

A man and woman are stranded on a desert island but the woman resides on a hill above the man.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

Higher Yearning / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Publisher: I read your manuscript and think it's very...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Would you mind if I exchanged it for something I...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman wants to exchange her engagement ring for something she "really needs."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Here's the trouble.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A television repairman discovers the set wasn't plugged in.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

Co-Ed Cut-Ups / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Professor: You have committed the sin of omission.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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I suppose I could learn to love you, Harold, but frankly...

Genre

humor

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Harold

Synopsis

A college student thinks she would have to cram in order to love Harold.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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I understand the basic patents are held by some child!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

The military explores a life-size paper airplane.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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I'm single, and live alone at 18 Park Street...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A librarian hypnotizes a female patron.

Keywords

hypnotism

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

Honey Hostess / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Sunny: When does a love affair progress beyond...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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But, Gerald, when you asked me if I'd like to take...

Genre

humor

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Gerald

Synopsis

Gerald asked his girlfriend to go dancing but intends to dance at home not at a club.

[Soldier with Pin-Up Woman] (Table of Contents: 49)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier puts a life-size paper pin-up into his bunk.

[Animal Lover Attacked by Dog] (Table of Contents: 50)

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humor

Synopsis

A dog attacks a woman who is advertising 'be kind to animals.'

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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Jack Lohr (signed as Jack Lohr)

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Funny thing about my voice - when I scream it's like...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman cautions her boyfriend that no one seems to hear her when she screams.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

Good for a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Mother: How'd you like being stationed over in England?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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That's right, that's the space bar.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man shows a secretary how to type.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Scram! It ain't decent!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A tattooed sailor doesn't like being seen shirtless.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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No one else will ever take your place, Harold - as long...

Genre

humor

Characters

Harold

Synopsis

Harold's girlfriend promises not to leave him as long as he has his job.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 56)

Guy, Gal & Gag / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Guy: The first thing in learning to drive is to know...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 57)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali

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P. G. loves nobody

Genre

humor; military

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P. G.

Synopsis

P. G. the sargeant loves nobody and carves a message to that effect on a tree trunk.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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I got your message, Miss!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A sailor found a stranded woman's message in a bottle and swam to her island.

Wives (Table of Contents: 59)

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humor

[Soldier Is Sloppy at Home] (Table of Contents: 60)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier makes a neat bed at his army camp but is sloppy at home.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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If you don't stop bothering me, officer, I'll call that man!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman threatens to call another man if a police officer keeps bothering her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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How about that furlough I applied for three months ago?

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A tank operator asks his sergeant when he'll receive his furlough.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 63)

Oh Nurse! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pvt. Hy: Nurse, I was just stung by a wasp!

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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There are several flaws in it, but of course they're...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man bought his girlfriend a diamond engagement ring with a flaw in it but the diamond is so small the flaw is almost invisible.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 65)

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Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

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I guess he's coming back - he left his parachute!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A parachuter forgot his parachute.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

Gag Bag / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Alfred: My fathat hates my poems.

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

Jokes from the radio programs Meet Millie, Edgar Bergen and Gene Autry.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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It's so warm, would you mind if I changed into something...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman suggests to her boyfriend that she wear something cooler.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 68)

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Charles Strauss

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Charles Strauss

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Charles Strauss

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Combining marriage and a career is no problem if you...

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A woman was able to merge marriage and a career by making her husband do the housework.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 69)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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I'm glad you're taking an interest in my work dear!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A painter's wife watches as he uses a live model.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

Artists and Models / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Beggar: Do you have a dime for a cup of coffee?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 71)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Parker's Plumbing Shop?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman in a flooded house accuses her plumber of overcharging her on her bill.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 72)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Let's get married.

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man wants to marry a woman because he can't afford to keep dating her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 73)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Ali (signed as Ali)

Pencils

Ali (signed as Ali)

Inks

Ali (signed as Ali)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I've been going out with a blonde, brunette and red head.

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier wonders what his girlfriend's new hair color will be.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 74)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Pencils

Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Inks

Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

We'll have to be more careful - we've wounded an...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Children playing with toy guns interrupt a romantic couple.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 75)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Pencils

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Inks

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Your game certainly went to pieces the moment we...

Genre

humor; sports

Synopsis

A man's golf game has suffered since he began following two female players.

Keywords

golf

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 76)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Pencils

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Inks

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Marry my daughter?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A father tells a man on the telephone he can marry his daughter but doesn't know who the speaker is.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 77)

Kiddie Korner / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Judy: Mommy, if I get married, will I have a husband...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 78)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Glad to meet you, sir.

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A little boy greets his sister's boyfriend by holding out his piggy bank.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 79)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

If it's true she's as crazy about you as I am, then let...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man claims he has another girlfriend who is also crazy about him. His girlfriend tells him to break up with her regardless.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 80)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Really, Sidney, I thought when I agreed to an engagement...

Genre

humor

Characters

Sidney

Synopsis

Sidney's girlfriend was talking about an engagement but only so Sidney would stop talking about marriage.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 81)

Have You Heard??? / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pvt. Paul: My ancestors came over on the Mayflower.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 82)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Pencils

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Inks

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Corporal, you don't need a furlough with the things...

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A soldier doesn't need a furlough to get things done with his girlfriend.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 83)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

Pencils

Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Use your ingenuity!

Genre

humor; sports

Synopsis

A boxer's coach tells him to use his ingenuity.

Keywords

boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 84)

Ringside Rousers / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Joe: The neighbors tell me that you and your wife...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 85)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Pencils

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Inks

Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You can drop your guard now!

Genre

humor; sports

Synopsis

A boxer still has his guard up after leaving the ring.

Keywords

boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 86)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Pencils

Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Inks

Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

There's a very important question I want to answer you!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman encourages her boyfriend to propose to her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 87)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

? [as Mazza] (signed)

Pencils

? [as Mazza] (signed)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Joe, I want you to meet Mary... Mary, this is Joe...

Genre

humor

Characters

Mary; Joe

Synopsis

By the time they're being introduced Mary and Joe are already kissing each other.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 88)

Animal Antics / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Officer: I'd like five pairs of trousers for each jacket.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 89)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Pencils

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Inks

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Oh, Egbert! I'm blindly, madly and passionately in...

Genre

humor

Characters

Egbert

Synopsis

Egbert's girlfriend thinks she might be madly in love with him.

[Married Couple Arrive at Pre-Fab House] (Table of Contents: 90)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Pencils

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Inks

Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A newlywed couple arrive at the door of a pre-fab house whose walls are still being raised.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 91)

Best of the Month / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

The sergeant sent the corporal out to break up a...

Genre

humor

[Optometrist Waves Flag] (Table of Contents: 92)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Pencils

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Inks

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

An optometrist waves a flag to usher his next patient into his office.

The Freshest Funfest of Gals 'N' Gags! (Table of Contents: 93) (Expand) /

promo (ad from the publisher) / 1 page (report information)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 94)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Jack Lohr (signed as Jack Lohr)

Pencils

Jack Lohr (signed as Jack Lohr)

Inks

Jack Lohr (signed as Jack Lohr)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I distinctly remember my promise to dress you in diamonds...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A husband promised to dress his wife in diamonds - but not in clothes.

[Watching Television with Binoculars] (Table of Contents: 95)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Pencils

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man is watching television with a pair of binoculars.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 96)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Pencils

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Inks

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

John Smith, eh?

Genre

humor

Characters

John Smith

Synopsis

A woman doesn't recognize a man's face but she does recognize his name.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 97)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Pencils

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Inks

George Troop (signed as Troop)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Go away! We don't want help!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man on a raft with a woman doesn't want to be rescued.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 98)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

Pencils

Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

Inks

Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I'd like you to meet my luncheon date, dear - he's a divorce lawyer!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife arrives at her husband's office with a divorce lawyer to catch him with his secretary.

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 99)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Pencils

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Inks

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I'm going home, to my wife... she understands me!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man leaves his mistress for his wife because his wife understands him.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.