Army & Navy Fun Parade #76

(July 1956)

[Linda Cristal] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

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I always put up a fight - just for the record!

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humor

Synopsis

A woman puts up a token resistance to her boyfriend.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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I tried being a perfect lady, but it cut down on my popularity!

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humor

Synopsis

A woman found that behaving like a perfect lady diminished her popularity.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

A Lass and a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Kitty: The cirumstances surrounding Helen's birth are...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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The international situation being what it is...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man uses the tense international situation as an excuse for romance.

[Deep Sea Diver on an Island] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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Charles Dennis (signed as Dennis)

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humor

Synopsis

Instead of going underwater a deep sea diver has gone to romance a woman on a nearby island.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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What's wrong, dear?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife wonders why her husband is staring at a dancer instead of eating his dinner.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

Laugh It Off / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Pete: My girl's father wants to take me into his...

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humor

[Stripper Receives Stage Instructions] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Ali

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Ali

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humor

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A stripper needs stage directions in order to perform her act.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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We were whispering sweet nothings in each other's...

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humor

Synopsis

A couple tried whispering "sweet nothings" to each other until they ran out of words.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 11)

Keep It Clean / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Gal: Keep your hands where they belong.

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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I discovered a way to keep men from looking through...

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humor

Synopsis

A woman prevents men from looking through her keyhole by leaving the door open.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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Yes, Miss, the view is wonderful from here!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man at a lookout point ogles a woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

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He's very easy to get along with!

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humor

Synopsis

A woman in torn clothes describes her boyfriend as "easy to get along with."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

Naughty... But Nice! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Guy: What attracted you to me?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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Yes, yes, I have the time!

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humor

Synopsis

A man asks a woman for the time and she reponds very affirmatively.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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4383

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Are you sure you didn't do it just to break off our engagement?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A bride wonders if her husband married her just to end their engagement.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

The Marriage Ring / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Paul: Smith certainly married a big woman, didn't he?

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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George Troop

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George Troop

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George Troop

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Bartlett on third?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman thinks the baseball game she's watching is repeating itself.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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Well, originally, we came up to complain about the noise!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Two women who came to complain about a noisy party decide to join it instead.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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I told you this place still serves a nickel beer!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A bar serves nickel beers which are incredibly tiny.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

A Few Quick Ones / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Weight put on by over indulgence in alcoholic beverages...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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4383

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Wait a minute! I'm your husband!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A husband is surprised to find his wife in a romantic mood.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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She was much prettier before I had my appendix out!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A sailor's tattoo of a woman was spoiled by his appendix scar.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Charles Strauss (signed as CES)

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But if I paid you all a living wage, I'd go bankrupt!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A businessman claims he can't afford to pay his employees a living wage.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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If you think it's rough outside, you ought to see what...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

One woman thinks the weather on a boat is rough but another thinks its rougher aboard ship with the men.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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So that's where you've been, Higglesby!

Genre

humor

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Higglesby

Synopsis

Higglesby the baker is found inside a cake with a dancer.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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Of course it's bedtime.

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humor

Synopsis

A mother shows proof to her son that it's bedtime by observing her husband watching half-dressed women.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

Trial Fun / text story / 1 page (report information)

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1st Detective: What makes you say this is a murder...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Al Ross

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Al Ross

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Would you mind hearing the testimony before giving...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A lawyer asks the jury to hear a woman's testimony before deciding she's not guilty.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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I feel fined, how are you?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman leaving auto court feels "fined."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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I'd like to take something out to eat - who do you suggest?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man asks a waitress to recommend someone to take out for dinner.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

Hash House Howls / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Soldier: Have some peanuts?

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Don't let on, but some sailors are looking us over!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Sailors spy on two women using a periscope.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Let's go to the Rialto - the picture isn't good but...

Genre

humor; teen

Synopsis

A teenage girl likes a cinema because of the handsome ushers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

Campus Roundup / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Psychology Teacher: I will lecture today on liars.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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I don't dare look down at the floor - my height terrifies me!

Genre

humor; sports

Synopsis

A basketball player is so tall he's afraid of heights.

Keywords

basketball

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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Here are some selections they can't stand!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife suggests playing music her guests don't like so that they'll leave.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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It will give you height, madame!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A short woman tries on a hat with a very long feather to make her appear tall.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

Higher Yearning / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Student: Did your millionaire uncle remember you...

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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Of course I bought it - you couldn't afford it!

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A wife bought a fur coat because her husband couldn't afford it.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

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Now if you printed Miss DeVere's picture on stamps...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man suggests putting a dancer on stamps to raise money.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

Co-Ed Cut-Ups / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Coed Cora: I don't intend to be married until I'm...

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Something in brown, not too dark, a bit of white trim...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman has exacting requirements for her casual shoes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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Fred Levinson (signed as Levinson)

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This looks like a pleasant spot!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A hobo wants to sit in a restaurant next to the exit door.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

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I really don't care about his past, I'm only interested...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman is only interested in her boyfriend's future, not his past.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

Honey Hostess / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Honey: Why do you have doubts about marrying Helen?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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You could recognize me by a pearl necklace, Mr. Dexter...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman suggests her admirer give her a pearl necklace so that he'll recognize her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 49)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Bill Wenzel)

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You'll have to ask father yourself - we don't talk to...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man wants his girlfriend's father to approve of their engagement but they haven't been speaking to each other since he started dating her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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Hello, Eddie... I've got a hunch... put a hundred down...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

After being rejected by a woman, a man decides to bet on a horse named 'Hard to Get.'

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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Glenn R. Bernhardt (signed as BERNHARDT)

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Err - I hope you don't think the joke was too frisky!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A bashful man is trying to be risque but his girlfriend is merely bored.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 52)

Good for a Laugh / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Pvt. Pete: Where's Smith?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

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You're hired, Miss Sanders.

Genre

humor

Characters

Miss Sanders

Synopsis

Miss Sanders is hired as a secretary although she hasn't demonstrated any skills.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

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Irv Hagglund (signed as Hagglund)

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Care for some cocoa... tea... oxygen?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman offers her boyfriend something to keep him awake.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

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Lowell Hoppes (signed as Hoppes)

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Please, miss. Don't make selling any more difficult...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

An insurance salesman is flustered by a beautiful woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 56)

Guy, Gal & Gag / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Gal: What do you think is a nice age for a woman?

Genre

humor

[Balloon Dealer with Female Balloon] (Table of Contents: 57)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

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Ali (signed as Ali)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A balloon seller offers one shaped like a woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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You're hired! You're just what I need till my wife...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A businessman hires a woman while his wife is away.

Home, Home for a Change (Table of Contents: 59)

Toonful Topics / text story / 1 page (report information)

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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 60)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Let's go prospecting for some uranium prospectors!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

Two women go looking for uranium prospectors.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

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Charles Strauss

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The reason I chose Harold over all the others is that...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman decided to marry Harold because he was the only man to ask her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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Ooo, I just love talking to you, Egbert.

Genre

humor

Characters

Egbert

Synopsis

Egbert's girlfriend likes him because he never makes sense.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 63)

Oh Nurse! / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Nosy Old Lady: Why, you've broken your leg!

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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My advice to you is eat, drink and be merry!

Genre

humor; medical

Synopsis

A physician tells a sickly man to "eat, drink and be merry."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 65)

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? [as L.] (signed)

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You're going to kill your eyes reading in that light!

Genre

humor; military

Synopsis

A sergeant complains about a soldier's reading habits.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

Gag Bag / text story / 1 page (report information)

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Irma: I helped my boss, Mr. Clyde, with his income tax...

Genre

humor

Indexer Notes

Jokes from radio programs My Friend Irma, Jack Benny Program, Edgar Bergen and My Little Margie.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

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Calkins (signed)

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I have a date with the second, third and fourth from the end!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A harem master boasts that he's secured dates with three nightclub dancers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 68)

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Lou Calnek (signed as Calnek)

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Gotta run do something before he gets home and...

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A wife has to make it appear as though she's been busy while her husband was at work.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 69)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)

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I can't afford a model!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

An artist can't afford a model so has a child pose with her head on a statue.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

Artists and Models / text story / 1 page (report information)

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I bet you'd like to paint my picture.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 71)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

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Chas. Skiles (signed as Chas. Skiles)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Helen here married Joe Higgins, the star basketball player!

Genre

humor

Characters

Helen

Synopsis

Helen married a basketball player and has a permanent knot in her neck.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 72)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Letters

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Certainly you were the man of my dreams - but I woke up!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A boyfriend used to be the man of a woman's dreams but now she's woken up.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 73)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

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Brad Anderson (signed as Brad Anderson)

Letters

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Okay, Jim, but I'll need a few weeks to wind up some...

Genre

humor

Characters

Jim

Synopsis

Jim proposes to his girlfriend but she says she has to wind up other matters first.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 74)

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Script

? [as Mazza] (signed)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

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? [as Mazza] (signed)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Sorry, it's already been paid for!

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A little boy pays for a little girl's ice cream soda.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 75)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

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Ali

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Ali

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Ali

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

I said: 'Darling, will you marry me?'

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man proposing to his girlfriend repeats himself to her parents.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 76)

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A. Cramer

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A. Cramer

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A. Cramer

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You might have spread a newspaper on it first!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A wife admonishes her husband for standing on the sofa as he prepares to hang himself.

Keywords

suicide

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 77)

Kiddie Korner / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Teacher: Are you the oldest in your family?

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 78)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Leave him alone, the kid never had a chance...

Genre

humor; children

Synopsis

A bully advises against bothering a little boy whose parents are a teacher and a police officer.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 79)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

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Al Kaufman (signed as Al Kaufman)

Letters

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Frankly, this is the only time I'm at ease behind the wheel!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman driver only feels safe behind the wheel while being towed.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 80)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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Hmmm - yes, you got the raise!

Genre

humor; domestic

Synopsis

A wife takes her husband's money immediately after he received a raise in salary.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 81)

Have You Heard??? / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

Private Don placed a long distance phone call.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 82)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

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Harold Sharp [as Sharp] (signed)

Letters

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He's having a last fling!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A groom at the altar for his wedding has a fling before the ceremony.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 83)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Great going, kid - I bet he won't be afraid to give us...

Genre

humor; sports

Synopsis

After losing a fight a boxer's manager tells him the opponent won't be afraid of a rematch.

Keywords

boxing

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 84)

Ringside Rousers / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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I heard you're taking boxing lessons.

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 85)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

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George Troop (signed as Troop)

Letters

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You've nothing to worry about, dear - we're working...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A convict finds his girlfriend and his lawyer are falling in love.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 86)

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Charles Strauss

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Charles Strauss

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Charles Strauss

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And I'm getting thirty miles to the fender!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman driver gets "thirty miles to the fender."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 87)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Letters

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Instead of a saddle, do you mind putting a pillow on him?

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman wants to ride a horse upon a pillow instead of a saddle.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 88)

Animal Antics / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Jim: I feel like a two year old!

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 89)

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Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

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Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

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Stanley Rayon (signed as Rayon)

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Don't bother getting dressed after the show...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A man tells a nightclub dancer not to change her clothes after work for their date.

[Chiropodist's Clock] (Table of Contents: 90)

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Charles Dennis

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Charles Dennis

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Charles Dennis

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A chiropodist's clock has legs instead of arms.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 91)

Best of the Month / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script

?

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

Pvt. Pat: Gosh, my brother's a freak!

Genre

humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 92)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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Joe Buresch (signed as Joe E. Buresch)

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This is my business suit - I mean business!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman calls her wedding dress a 'business suit.'

The Freshest Funfest of Gals 'N' Gags! (Table of Contents: 93) (Expand) /

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 94)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Frank Beaven (signed as F.)

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Well, we're partly engaged - Wilbur gave me the setting!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman's boyfriend gave her a setting for a ring.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 95)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

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George Ludway (signed as G. Ludway)

Letters

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Watch out for the guy in room four - he claims he's...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

An apartment washroom has a broken door.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 96)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Pencils

Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)

Letters

typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text

You're giving my son too much homework...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A father complains that he doesn't have enough time to do all of his son's homework.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 97)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Pencils

Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

I thought he was a stage door Johnny, but he's only...

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A woman thought a man was a stage door Johnny but he was actually a peeping Tom.

[Couple on Desert Island Find Baby Carriage] (Table of Contents: 98)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

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Bob Tupper (signed as Tup)

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A couple who have just been washed up on a desert island find a baby carriage waiting for them.

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 99)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as B. Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as B. Wenzel)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as B. Wenzel)

Letters

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First Line of Dialogue or Text

But if you do her a good turn, you'll do me a bad turn!

Genre

humor

Synopsis

A Boy Scout tries to stop a masher but the masher observes that it would be tantamount to doing him a bad turn.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.