(January 1942)

Harvey, 1942 Series
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Volume
1
Price
0.15 USD
Pages
80
Indicia Frequency
Monthly
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
Alfred Harvey
Editing
?

Issue Notes

Indexed from scanned copy at https://digitalcomicmuseum.com

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

cover / 1 page (report information)

Pencils
?
Inks
?
Colors
?
Letters
?

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Aw -- baby -- don't be a draftee dodger.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier complains his evasive date is being a "draftee dodger."

If the Ladies Ran the Army (Table of Contents: 1)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
?

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Jokes about women changing the army to suit their fashion and gossiping needs.

Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Script
Posner Cherry (signed)
Pencils
Posner Cherry (signed)
Inks
Posner Cherry (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Isn't it wonderful?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman tells her lover that her husband just received another sharp-shooting medal.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Jones just got another pie from his girl.
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Jones
Synopsis
Jones receives a pie in the mail and his comrades scatter rather than help him eat it.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 4)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Posner Cherry (signed)
Pencils
Posner Cherry (signed)
Inks
Posner Cherry (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
First I thought I'd get hitched to avoid the draft...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A man wanted to get married to avoid the draft but ultimately volunteered to avoid marriage.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Your nose is shiny.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sergeant tells a female soldier that her nose is shiny.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Looks like we'll have to watch our step with that...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A new hostess works out with a punching bag, intimidating the soldiers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
? [as Cooper] (signed)
Pencils
? [as Cooper] (signed)
Inks
? [as Cooper] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
- And remember it's aye, aye, sir!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
An officer scolds a sailor for saying "my eye" instead of "aye, aye."
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Script
? [as J. Cooper] (signed)
Pencils
? [as J. Cooper] (signed)
Inks
? [as J. Cooper] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
This is one campaign where your blitzkrieg tactics...
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Private Magee
Synopsis
A woman calls Private Magee's pick-up lines a "blitzkrieg."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Script
Posner Cherry (signed)
Pencils
Posner Cherry (signed)
Inks
Posner Cherry (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Gee, thanks, Myrtle - but I don't think they'd...
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Myrtle
Synopsis
Myrtle embarrasses her soldier boyfriend by giving him her handkerchief.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CS)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CS)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CS)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Would you be interested in a labor-saving device...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A electric razor salesman tries to sell one to a soldier peeling potatoes.

The Girl I Left Behind (Table of Contents: 11)

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Script
Art Gates (credited)
Pencils
Art Gates (credited)
Inks
Art Gates (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Posner Cherry (signed)
Pencils
Posner Cherry (signed)
Inks
Posner Cherry (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'm Mr. Twiddle's attorney.
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Mr. Twiddle
Synopsis
Mr. Twiddle hires a lawyer to defend him against his sergeant's insults.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Because of a slip-up due to the defense program...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A car salesman is selling a cheap vehicle made by the defense program by mistake - a car with a propellor.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do you mean that, Sarge?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier takes his sergeant's sarcastic remark about "breakfast in bed" literally.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 15)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Get the plans for that new bomber, X-5...
Genre
humor; spy
Characters
X-5
Synopsis
X-5 the spy goes undercover as an organ grinder's monkey.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Posner Cherry (signed)
Pencils
Posner Cherry (signed)
Inks
Posner Cherry (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Nice camouflage job.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier compliments the army on the "camouflage" work they did disguising their meal as something inedible.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Helfant
Pencils
Art Helfant
Inks
Art Helfant
Letters
Art Helfant

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I'll borrow Tiny's uniform, that's wot I'll do!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A civilian tries to get into the movies for free by wearing his friend's uniform only to discover movies aren't free on evenings, Sundays or holidays.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Script
? [as J. Cooper] (signed)
Pencils
? [as J. Cooper] (signed)
Inks
? [as J. Cooper] (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Tell me, Roggen - who's your tailor?
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Roggen
Synopsis
A fat soldier asks a thin soldier who his tailor is.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Script
Ed Wheelan (signed)
Pencils
Ed Wheelan (signed)
Inks
Ed Wheelan (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Lieut. McNip of the Medical Corps is rapidly becoming...
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Lt. McNip
Synopsis
Lt. McNip is a popular medical officer because he has a St. Bernard with a flask.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 20)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Rajah, darling, tell me you are only kidding -
Genre
humor
Characters
Rajah
Synopsis
Rajah expects his new wife to sleep on a bed of nails.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Helfant (signed as AH)
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed as AH)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed as AH)
Letters
Art Helfant

First Line of Dialogue or Text
No fishing
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor sees signs for "no fishing" and "no hunting." Next to a woman he sees the sign "no nothing."

Believe It or Bust (Table of Contents: 22)

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Script
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; military; satire-parody

Indexer Notes

Believe It or Not parody.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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?
Pencils
?
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?
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typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
When I'm excited I always count to ten.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A parachuter always counts to ten when he gets excited.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 24)

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Script
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
It's the draft board - they want one soda jerker...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A draft board phones a diner to request one soda jerker.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
Letters
Art Helfant

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Ya know I feel I'd like to punch that hard-boiled...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier feels like punching his sergeant "again" - like the way he felt the day before.

Blue Army Blues (Table of Contents: 26)

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Script
Art Gates (credited)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Naturally I would prefer the cavalry.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
The owner of a fruit wagon asks to join the cavalry.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Script
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Mr. Itsy-Bitsy-Sugar-Plum!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A butler announces a woman's boyfriend using her pet name.

Me and My Shadow (Table of Contents: 29)

activity / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
?

Synopsis
How to make shadow puppets.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Helfant
Pencils
Art Helfant
Inks
Art Helfant
Letters
Art Helfant

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Believe it or not - I'm the champion long-distance...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A soldier brags about a saxophone competition.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 31)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
...And in the event of war, it can be converted into...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
The owner of a building shaped like a beer bottle Notes it could be converted into an antiaircraft gun.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Signal them to stop, and if they don't we'll fire a warning...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A small boat is in danger of being hit by a large ship.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

They Kiss and Tell / text story / 1 page (report information)

Script
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
He: May I kiss you?

[Sailor Prepares to Startle Comrade] (Table of Contents: 34)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
? [as J. Cooper] (signed)
Pencils
? [as J. Cooper] (signed)
Inks
? [as J. Cooper] (signed)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
One sailor is cleaning a large cannon. Another sailor is about to burst a paper bag to startle him.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Winkle is never happy unless he's showing off.
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Winkle
Synopsis
Winkle parachutes upside down.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 36)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
The general had them put there to test your stamina...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Soldiers are made to march past billboards advertising beer as a test of stamina.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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?
Pencils
?
Inks
?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I will now read the order of the day and the movie...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sergeant reads the order of the day and the movie program.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Like it? It was too low in front, so I turned it around!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman turned her dress around because it was too low in front.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Private Magee does a very quick right-about-face.
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Private Magee
Synopsis
Private Magee performs his right-about-face so fast that his neck is twisted.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Helfant (signed as AH)
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed as AH)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed as AH)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Yeh, I know it's after taps, but I camouflaged my tent.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A soldier camouflaged his tent, now he can't find it.
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CS)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CS)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CS)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Here you are, buddy.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier in the desert is told to not spend all of his money in one place.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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Script
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
My foot hurts, Doctor, the one you're sitting on.
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A doctor sits on the foot of his patient who has an injured foot.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 43)

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Script
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I can't give you anything but love baby...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A telegram messenger sings "I Can't Give You Anything But Love" to a woman.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Sorry major, but this is the only way I could...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
An officer dresses in a horse costume with a major so that he can talk to him about insurance.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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Script
Al Weine (signed)
Pencils
Al Weine (signed)
Inks
Al Weine (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That goes sput-sput-spurt.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier wants a gun that makes the noise "rat-tat-tat."
Reprints

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 46)

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Script
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I can't do a thing with that circus rubber man...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A circus rubber man has been thrown out of a nightclub but he keeps bouncing back.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 47)

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?
Pencils
?
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?
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I think we're flying too high...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Two angels think they're flying too high because they have frost on their wings.
Keywords
angels

Sick Call (Table of Contents: 48)

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Script
Art Helfant
Pencils
Art Helfant
Inks
Art Helfant
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Soldiers come running for sick call.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 49)

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Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If overtaken by the enemy, Higgins...
Genre
humor
Characters
Higgins
Synopsis
Higgins' employer tells him to eat his plans if caught, although the plans are an enormous pile of papers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

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Script
Posner Cherry (signed)
Pencils
Posner Cherry (signed)
Inks
Posner Cherry (signed)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
If you want to go 45 cents higher...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A female sergeant is told she can be a lieutenant for only 45 cents more.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
Letters
Art Helfant

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Ya mean to tell me ya never seen th' ocean...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A man joined the Navy because he was already in the army and wanted to see more of the world.

Draftinitions (Table of Contents: 52)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
? [as R] (signed)
Pencils
? [as R] (signed)
Inks
? [as R] (signed)
Letters
typeset

Genre
humor; military

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Helfant
Pencils
Art Helfant
Inks
Art Helfant
Letters
Art Helfant

First Line of Dialogue or Text
I can't see why that young second-lieutenant calling...
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Maisie
Synopsis
Maisie's boyfriend can't leave because she's sitting on his lap.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

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Script
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
One thousand and one, one thousand and two...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman brushes her hair until the hair falls out.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

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Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Ever since we started this job for the government...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A construction crew are being spied on by someone inside their cement mixer.

[Sailor Attacks Torpedo] (Table of Contents: 56)

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Script
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sailor attacks an incoming torpedo with a knife as though it were a shark.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 57)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
That's the last time I'll go to that doctor...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman was offended by her doctor telling her to say "moo."

[Tank Goes Parking] (Table of Contents: 58)

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Script
Art Gates (signed as Art Gates)
Pencils
Art Gates (signed as Art Gates)
Inks
Art Gates (signed as Art Gates)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
Cars go parking at a scenic view. One vehicle is a tank.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 59)

Daffy Drafty / comic story / 3 pages (report information)

Script
Art Helfant (credited)
Pencils
Art Helfant (credited)
Inks
Art Helfant (credited)
Letters
Art Helfant (credited)

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Help!
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Daffy Drafty; Sergeant Skowl; Miss Prune
Synopsis
Daffy and his friend are taken off K.P. duty to help prepare for a party but must do the same menial work: peeling potatoes.

Private Puzzlers (Table of Contents: 60)

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A. W. Nugent (signed as A. W. Nugent)
Pencils
A. W. Nugent (signed as A. W. Nugent)
Inks
A. W. Nugent (signed as A. W. Nugent)
Letters
A. W. Nugent (signed as A. W. Nugent)

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

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Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Pencils
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Inks
Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Do you mind sneaking in tomorrow so I can...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman painting a scene of the ocean asks a U-boat captain to return so that she can finish it.
Keywords
U-boat

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Maybe it is a mirage, but I'm not taking any chances...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier in the desert sees a submarine periscope and prepares to attack, even if it turns out to be a mirage.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 63)

cartoon / 1 page (report information)

Script
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Pencils
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Inks
Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
Letters
typeset

First Line of Dialogue or Text
Stupid! I didn't tell you to round up any sleepwalkers!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
The military police arrested two sleepwalkers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 64)

comic story / 1 page (report information)

Script
Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
Pencils
Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
Inks
Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
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Art Helfant

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Now men, I want you to mix a little common sense...
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Private McDuff
Synopsis
Private McDuff's superior asks him to identify the right response to different situations.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 65)

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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)
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A. Cramer (signed as A Cramer)

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Open for business.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A pawn shop offers rates for medals.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 66)

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Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
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Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
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Charles Strauss (signed as Chas. Strauss)
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Please remember, Ensign Tweetle...
Genre
humor; military
Characters
Ensign Tweetle
Synopsis
Ensign Tweetle goes fishing while on duty.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

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Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
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Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
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I warned you against using anyone under one...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A waiter is lifted off the ground by a fan.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 68)

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Posner Cherry (signed)
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Posner Cherry (signed)
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Posner Cherry (signed)
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I'd like to put her up as security.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A tanker puts up his tank as collateral for a car loan.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 69)

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Al Weine (signed)
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Al Weine (signed)
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Al Weine (signed)
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We would like to give you that position in our...
Genre
humor
Characters
Mr. Birdsall
Synopsis
A Jewish company is reluctant to offer a job to Mr. Birdsall because he has a moustache like Hitler's.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 70)

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Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
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Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
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Charles Strauss (signed as CES)
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Gee, Sarge - can't a guy make a little pin money?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A cavalryman has been charging a woman money for riding lessons.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 71)

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Art Helfant
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Art Helfant
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But honey chile if I marry you I'll lose my job
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier's girlfriend is afraid she'll lose her job if they marry. He suggests a secret marriage.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 72)

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I have to keep the motor running to humor him...
Genre
humor; aviation; military
Synopsis
A pilot has to keep his motor running to appease his colonel's son.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 73)

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Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
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Doesn't that sort of work fatigue you a great deal...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier can handle picking garbage with a pointed stick because his father was a whale harpooner.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 74)

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Art Helfant
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Art Helfant
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Art Helfant

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So - this is what you meant when you said your...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman said her brother had more stripes than her soldier boyfriend because he's a convict.
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Hinky Dinky Parlay Voo (Table of Contents: 75)

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Genre
humor

Indexer Notes

Poems written by soldiers.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 76)

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Even Cleopatra didn't wait for Mark Antony...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman compares her relationship with her soldier boyfriend to Cleopatra and Mark Antony.

Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

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I met him at Fort Dix and he loves me 'cause I'm different.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Among her identical chorus line dancers a woman explains her boyfriend likes her because she's different.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

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Table of Contents
  1. 0. ["Aw -- baby -- don't be a draftee dodger."]
  2. 1. If the Ladies Ran the Army
  3. 2. ["Isn't it wonderful?"]
  4. 3. ["Jones just got another pie from his girl."]
  5. 4. ["First I thought I'd get hitched to avoid the draft..."]
  6. 5. ["Your nose is shiny."]
  7. 6. ["Looks like we'll have to watch our step with that..."]
  8. 7. ["- And remember it's aye, aye, sir!"]
  9. 8. ["This is one campaign where your blitzkrieg tactics..."]
  10. 9. ["Gee, thanks, Myrtle - but I don't think they'd..."]
  11. 10. ["Would you be interested in a labor-saving device..."]
  12. 11. The Girl I Left Behind
  13. 12. ["I'm Mr. Twiddle's attorney."]
  14. 13. ["Because of a slip-up due to the defense program..."]
  15. 14. ["Do you mean that, Sarge?"]
  16. 15. ["Get the plans for that new bomber, X-5..."]
  17. 16. ["Nice camouflage job."]
  18. 17. ["I'll borrow Tiny's uniform, that's wot I'll do!"]
  19. 18. ["Tell me, Roggen - who's your tailor?"]
  20. 19. ["Lieut. McNip of the Medical Corps is rapidly becoming..."]
  21. 20. ["Rajah, darling, tell me you are only kidding -"]
  22. 21. ["No fishing"]
  23. 22. Believe It or Bust
  24. 23. ["When I'm excited I always count to ten."]
  25. 24. ["It's the draft board - they want one soda jerker..."]
  26. 25. ["Ya know I feel I'd like to punch that hard-boiled..."]
  27. 26. Blue Army Blues
  28. 27. ["Naturally I would prefer the cavalry."]
  29. 28. ["Mr. Itsy-Bitsy-Sugar-Plum!"]
  30. 29. Me and My Shadow
  31. 30. ["Believe it or not - I'm the champion long-distance..."]
  32. 31. ["...And in the event of war, it can be converted into..."]
  33. 32. ["Signal them to stop, and if they don't we'll fire a warning..."]
  34. 33. ["He: May I kiss you?"]
    They Kiss and Tell
  35. 34. [Sailor Prepares to Startle Comrade]
  36. 35. ["Winkle is never happy unless he's showing off."]
  37. 36. ["The general had them put there to test your stamina..."]
  38. 37. ["I will now read the order of the day and the movie..."]
  39. 38. ["Like it? It was too low in front, so I turned it around!"]
  40. 39. ["Private Magee does a very quick right-about-face."]
  41. 40. ["Yeh, I know it's after taps, but I camouflaged my tent."]
  42. 41. ["Here you are, buddy."]
  43. 42. ["My foot hurts, Doctor, the one you're sitting on."]
  44. 43. ["I can't give you anything but love baby..."]
  45. 44. ["Sorry major, but this is the only way I could..."]
  46. 45. ["That goes sput-sput-spurt."]
  47. 46. ["I can't do a thing with that circus rubber man..."]
  48. 47. ["I think we're flying too high..."]
  49. 48. Sick Call
  50. 49. ["If overtaken by the enemy, Higgins..."]
  51. 50. ["If you want to go 45 cents higher..."]
  52. 51. ["Ya mean to tell me ya never seen th' ocean..."]
  53. 52. Draftinitions
  54. 53. ["I can't see why that young second-lieutenant calling..."]
  55. 54. ["One thousand and one, one thousand and two..."]
  56. 55. ["Ever since we started this job for the government..."]
  57. 56. [Sailor Attacks Torpedo]
  58. 57. ["That's the last time I'll go to that doctor..."]
  59. 58. [Tank Goes Parking]
  60. 59. ["Help!"]
    Daffy Drafty
  61. 60. Private Puzzlers
  62. 61. ["Do you mind sneaking in tomorrow so I can..."]
  63. 62. ["Maybe it is a mirage, but I'm not taking any chances..."]
  64. 63. ["Stupid! I didn't tell you to round up any sleepwalkers!"]
  65. 64. ["Now men, I want you to mix a little common sense..."]
  66. 65. ["Open for business."]
  67. 66. ["Please remember, Ensign Tweetle..."]
  68. 67. ["I warned you against using anyone under one..."]
  69. 68. ["I'd like to put her up as security."]
  70. 69. ["We would like to give you that position in our..."]
  71. 70. ["Gee, Sarge - can't a guy make a little pin money?"]
  72. 71. ["But honey chile if I marry you I'll lose my job"]
  73. 72. ["I have to keep the motor running to humor him..."]
  74. 73. ["Doesn't that sort of work fatigue you a great deal..."]
  75. 74. ["So - this is what you meant when you said your..."]
  76. 75. Hinky Dinky Parlay Voo
  77. 76. ["Even Cleopatra didn't wait for Mark Antony..."]
  78. 77. ["I met him at Fort Dix and he loves me 'cause I'm different."]
This issue was modified by
  • Michael Hoskin
  • Gary L. Watson (R.I.P.)
  • Chad Wicker