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- humor
Back issue offer for Fun Parade and Buddies.
On inside front cover.
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- You don't mind, do you Harry..
- Genre
- humor; military
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- Harry
- Synopsis
- Harry's date is interrupted by his girlfriend's dog.
- Reprints
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- Harvey Johnson (signed)
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- Harvey Johnson (signed)
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- Harvey Johnson (signed)
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- Isn't there some other way for you to remember Pearl Harbor?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman wants her boyfriend to give her pearls to remember Pearl Harbor.
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- All I can hear is 'Remember Pearl Harbor!'
- Genre
- humor; medical; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor asked a physician to listen to his stomach. The physician claims he heard "remember Pearl Harbor."
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- I told him there are some things I won't do...
- Genre
- humor
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- A woman refused to put a tattoo of her boyfriend's ship on her chest.
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- Hey, boss! The machine is out of order - it's paying off!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A casino employee notes a slot machine paying out money and declares it's out of order.
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- Don't look so crestfallen, general...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A woman who just married a general assures him that he put up a good battle.
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- But, dear, I had an accident and they grafted this skin...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor insists to his girlfriend that the tattoo of a woman on his chest came from a skin graft he received.
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- Jean: Stop! Stop!
- Genre
- humor
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- Irv Hagglund (signed as )
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- Irv Hagglund (signed as )
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- Irv Hagglund (signed as )
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- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- - Uh, never mind, Marge, I'll see ya tomorrow.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor on the telephone with his girlfriend breaks off their attempted date when he sees another woman pass by.
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- Jack: Darling I love you and I want to marry you.
- Genre
- humor
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- ? [as Timmons] (signed)
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- The trouble with that new hostess is that she...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- After a hostess punches him a soldier complains that she doesn't understand men.
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- Grace: Are you nautical?
- Genre
- humor
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- Smells okay! Gimme a pint o' that!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor asks for a pint of perfume.
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- Pete: Hey, I bit into my doughnut and found a tack!
- Genre
- humor
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- Edd Ashe (signed as Edd Ashe Jr.)
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- Edd Ashe (signed as Edd Ashe Jr.)
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- Edd Ashe (signed as Edd Ashe Jr.)
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- I'll bet you look swell in a one-piece bathing suit.
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- An artist's model wearing lingerie is told she would look good in a one-piece bathing suit.
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- Irv Hagglund (signed as )
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- Irv Hagglund (signed as )
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- Irv Hagglund (signed as )
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- If I had my life to live over, though, I'd go with a sailor.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A woman dating soldier says she would go with a sailor if she could do it over.
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- Oh, you poor boy - dishpan hands!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A woman consoles her soldier boyfriend who has dishpan hands.
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- Danny Dainwood (signed)
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- Danny Dainwood (signed)
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- Danny Dainwood (signed)
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- Do that again and I'll whisper for the conductor!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- On a crowded train, a woman warns a nearby soldier that if he molests her again she'll whisper for the conductor.
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- Courtney Dunkel
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- Courtney Dunkel
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- Courtney Dunkel
- Genre
- humor
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- A man in a penthouse sprays repellant at flies; it causes a plane to fall from the sky.
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- ? [as Jordan] (signed)
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- ? [as Jordan] (signed)
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- ? [as Jordan] (signed)
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- Lana Turner hit camp just as the boys was gettin'...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- Soldiers were being paid when Lana Turner arrived at their camp, causing them to drop their money on the ground for the janitor to clean up.
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- Get his camera and take our picture, Cassidy.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- An American soldier wants to have a photograph taken of him with a Japanese soldier.
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- ? [as Arlan] (signed)
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- It's easy - all you have to do is hold the target.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A soldier is told to hold up a target for cannons to fire at.
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- Art Jackson (signed)
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- Art Jackson (signed)
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- Art Jackson (signed)
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- What's this I hear about you trying to buy...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A Japanese soldier is reprimanded for buying United States Defense Stamps.
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- Irv Hagglund (signed as )
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- Irv Hagglund (signed as )
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- Irv Hagglund (signed as )
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- I had hoped to wear pants soon...
- Genre
- humor; children
- Synopsis
- An infant complains that due to the freeze in men's fashions he won't be wearing pants soon.
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- Do you suppose Hitler listens to Raymond Gram Swing, dear?
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A wife wonders whether Hitler listens to Raymond Gram Swing on the radio.
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- I miss him since his friends enlisted too.
- Genre
- humor
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- A woman misses her boyfriend who enlisted into the armed services along with his friends, meaning that she can't date any of them either.
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- Hostess: My, your dancing is very unusual.
- Genre
- humor
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- Courtney Dunkel
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- Courtney Dunkel
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- Courtney Dunkel
- Genre
- humor
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- A man revolves his head as a sideshow attraction. At the end of the day he has a drink and revolves his head again.
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- Say, Pete, what's the opposite of woe?
- Genre
- humor
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- Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
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- Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
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- Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
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- I'm crazy about her, she's the dumbest girl I ever met.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor brags about how dumb his girlfriend is.
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- Paw: Just remember, son, that beauty is only skin deep.
- Genre
- humor
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- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
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- Seen any good movies lately, Joe?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- In the midst of war games one soldier asks another if he's seen any good movies recently.
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- If all the men Company A were placed side to side... [sic]
- Genre
- humor
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- Well, so long.
- Genre
- humor; military
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- A soldier admits he can't resist a uniform with a pretty girl in it.
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- George says fourteen fellows in his camp know...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman's soldier boyfriend has reported that fourteen men in his camp know her handwriting.
- Script
- Courtney Dunkel
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- Courtney Dunkel
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- Courtney Dunkel
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A drunk goes fishing and catches a mermaid.
- Keywords
- mermaid
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- There's another 45 to 65 looking for an exemption!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A woman compares an older man ogling her to men seeking exemption from military service.
- Script
- Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
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- Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
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- Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
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- Your mother!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor learns his island girlfriend has a black mother.
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- I have some interesting findings to report regarding...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor romancing an island woman claims he has found information on native defense tactics.
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- Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
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- Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
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- Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
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- Art Helfant
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- She wouldn't kiss me on the lips because I ate...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Bill Jones; Madame Prothro; Zwogy
- Synopsis
- Jokes about life in the military.
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- Courtney Dunkel
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- Courtney Dunkel
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- Courtney Dunkel
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- When a man can't pay his rickshaw driver's fare the driver trades places with him.
- Script
- ? [as Timmons] (signed)
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- ? [as Timmons] (signed)
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- ? [as Timmons] (signed)
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- ...And if it looks like this, we don't know where it's from!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A soldier briefing on different plane designs admits there's one type which can't be identified.
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- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I can't understand, fellers, why we can't get a...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- Soldiers wonder why they can't get a waitress to talk to them amidst signs emphasizing the importance of silence.
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- Art Jackson (signed)
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- Art Jackson (signed)
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- Art Jackson (signed)
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- Score card! Score card!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A woman is selling score cards just before American soldiers engage in battle.
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- Pardon me, but isn't your face familiar?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor wonders if a veiled woman's face is familiar.
- Script
- ? [as Jordan] (signed)
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- ? [as Jordan] (signed)
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- ? [as Jordan] (signed)
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- Oh, Bill, here's that quarter you dropped when...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Bill
- Synopsis
- Just before Bill and his friend are hit by a bomb, Bill's friend gives back the quarter he took from Bill.
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- The soldier stopped near a little boy...
- Genre
- humor
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- I'm sick of this - you choose between me and the army.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A woman demands her enlisted boyfriend choose between the army and her.
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- Billy: And why do you call your stockings the Brooklyn Dodgers?
- Genre
- humor
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- Arthur Beeman (signed)
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- Arthur Beeman (signed)
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- Arthur Beeman (signed)
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- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't be alarmed!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A former Navy officer has a tattoo of the US flag to make himself look like a Navy vessel while swimming.
- Reprints
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- Art Gates (credited)
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- There are organizations everywhere
- Genre
- humor
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- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Benny was an exterminator man before he was drafted...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Benny
- Synopsis
- Benny, a former exterminator, treats the Japanese enemy like insect pests.
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- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Bud: I can't sleep, what should I do?
- Genre
- humor
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- Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
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- Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
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- Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
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- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Who goes there, man or woman?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- An army night sentry asks a figure to identify themselves as either man or woman.
- Reprints
- Script
- Art Helfant (credited)
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- Art Helfant (credited)
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- Art Helfant (credited)
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- Art Helfant (credited)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'll even fight Joe Louis!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Daffy Drafty; Murphy; Betty; Battler Livingston
- Synopsis
- Daffy boxes against Battler Livingston, hoping to impress Betty.
- Keywords
- boxing
- Script
- Arthur Beeman (signed)
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- Arthur Beeman (signed)
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- Arthur Beeman (signed)
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- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- It's that sailor's bird!
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A pet shop owner complains that a former sailor's parrot whistles at women.
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- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- How was I to know she was another conscientious...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A woman who spurns a soldier is labeled a conscientious objector.
- Script
- Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
- Pencils
- Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
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- Art Helfant (signed as Art Helfant)
- Letters
- Art Helfant
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, for gosh sakes, sarge, can't a fellow do...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A soldier performing target practice fires shoots into the shape of a woman instead of directly at the target.
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- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- The report just came through...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- News that a lone U.S. Marine is nearby panics a large force of Japanese soldiers.
- Script
- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
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- Art Helfant
- Letters
- Art Helfant
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Son, please take those things off the turkey...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A soldier at home demonstrates military maneuvers using his family's turkey dinner.
- Script
- ? [as Timmons] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Timmons] (signed)
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- ? [as Timmons] (signed)
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- After a rainfall a soldier's uniform shrinks; now it fits him.
- Script
- Howard T. Chambers; T. J. Marzian
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- If you want to make the Japs look sick, Parlay Voo...
- Genre
- humor
- Script
- Kosti Ruohomaa (signed as Kosti)
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- Kosti Ruohomaa (signed as Kosti)
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- Kosti Ruohomaa (signed as Kosti)
- Letters
- Kosti Ruohomaa (signed as Kosti)
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Don't growl if you have to pay taxes...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A patriotic lesson about paying taxes.
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- ?
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- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Jones: Say, buddy, I asked that nurse for a hot water...
- Genre
- humor
- Script
- ? [as Jordan] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Jordan] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Jordan] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, ya wanted a radio in it...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- An officer wanted a radio in his motorcycle; now there's no room for him.
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- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Dear general: I'm enclosing my picture.
- Genre
- humor
- Script
- Art Helfant
- Pencils
- Art Helfant
- Inks
- Art Helfant
- Letters
- Art Helfant
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I'm sorry, Looie, Capt. Quip just took the words...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Looie
- Synopsis
- Looie is proposing to his girlfriend when an officer telephones her and makes his proposal first.
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- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- They call the Sarge 'Prescription' around camp...
- Genre
- humor
- Script
- ? [as Timmons] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Timmons] (signed)
- Inks
- ? [as Timmons] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well, don't just stare at me!
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A woman invites a soldier to stop staring at her and get acquainted.
- Script
- ? [as Zeff] (signed)
- Pencils
- ? [as Zeff] (signed)
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- ? [as Zeff] (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I wouldn't mind this job if there was a chance for...
- Genre
- humor
- Synopsis
- A man collecting garbage wishes the task had some occasional excitement.
- Script
- Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
- Pencils
- Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
- Inks
- Mischa Richter (signed as Richter)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Dad, can I borrow the tank tonight?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- An officer's teenage son asks to borrow a tank.
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ?
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- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Never mind that number, operator...
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A sailor on a telephone sees two officers and asks the operator for reinforcements.
- Script
- Danny Dainwood (signed)
- Pencils
- Danny Dainwood (signed)
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- Danny Dainwood (signed)
- Letters
- typeset
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Well - now does my husband get a promotion?
- Genre
- humor; military
- Synopsis
- A woman kisses her husband's superior in the hopes of getting him a promotion.
- Script
- ?
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- ?
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- ?
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
Contest to supply a caption to a picture.
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- ?
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- ?
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- ?
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- typeset
Advertisement for joke book.
On inside back cover.
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- ? (photograph)
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- ? (photograph)
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On back cover.