(1945)

Harvey, 1945 Series
Published in English (United States) United States
 
Price
0.15 USD
Pages
68
Indicia / Colophon Publisher
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Editing
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Color
color cover; black and white interior
Dimensions
digest size
Paper Stock
newsprint
Binding
saddle-stitched

Issue Notes

Indexed from scanned copy at https://digitalcomicmuseum.com/
Published by Ampco Books

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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Don't forget, soldier, we're puppets in the hands of fate!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman encourages her soldier boyfriend to think of themselves as pawns of fate.

[Linda Darnell] (Table of Contents: 1)

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Indexer Notes

On inside front cover.

[Title Page and Credits] (Table of Contents: 2)

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Indexer Notes

Unusual for Harvey humor digests of the time, lists the names of all the artists in this issue.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 3)

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Salo (signed as Salo)
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Going... going...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman treats one boyfriend's proposal as an auction, hoping her second boyfriend will intervene.
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After Dark Howls (Table of Contents: 4)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 5)

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O. K. - how much do you weigh?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor makes a suggestive remark to a candy salesgirl.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 6)

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Bo Brown (signed as Bo Brown)
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I've already got a girl in this port, baby, but you can be her stand-in!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor offers a woman to be a stand-in for the girl he already has at the port.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 7)

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Kirk Stiles (signed as Kirk Stiles)
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You brute! This was mother's wedding gift to us!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
After a wife breaks a wedding gift over her husband's head she blames him for the damage.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 8)

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Did you hear about the gob who fell asleep on his watch?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 9)

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Want to really get warmed up, soldier?
Genre
humor; sports
Synopsis
A woman watching a football player suggests another way he could "warm up."
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Keywords
football

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 10)

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Is Janie expecting you?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
Janie's mother greets a man with a ladder at her window.
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Camp Pains (Table of Contents: 11)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 12)

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Al Ross (signed as Ross)
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So what's in the regulations against it?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor hired a scrubwoman to do his deck swabbing.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 13)

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It's a fascinating murder.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
In a mystery novel Scotland Yard is so baffled they turn the case over to the local police.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 14)

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Gene Rowls (signed as Gene Rowls)
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Will ya play ball with us?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A little boy mistook his brother's comments about a woman's curves as referring to the baseball pitch.

Cheerful Earfulls (Table of Contents: 15)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 16)

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Si (signed)
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You take the large economy size.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor refers to a large woman as "the large economy size."

Indexer Notes

Refers to 1940s food advertisements such as Grape Nut Flakes.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 17)

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Salo (signed as Salo)
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Salo (signed as Salo)
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Nobody loves me, doctor!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sergeant tells the army psychiatrist that no one loves him.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 18)

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Collaborationist!!!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman calls her little brother a collaborationist for turning on the lights while she's with her boyfriend.
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[Sailor and Slot Machine] (Table of Contents: 19)

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Ali (signed)
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Ali (signed)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
When his slot machine fails to pay out a sailor phones the company to complain, only for the telephone to pay out like a slot machine.
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After Thoughts (Table of Contents: 20)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 21)

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I won't be a moment!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor with a tattoo of a woman on his chest claims he's cleaning her hair while in the shower.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 22)

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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Going my way?
Genre
humor
Characters
General Brown
Synopsis
Moments before an unfaithful husband is about to be shot by his wife he sees the Devil standing beside him, waiting in anticipation.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 23)

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But we're strangers - I'd feel better if someone introduced us first.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier picks a fight with a sailor. The sailor objects that they're strangers.

Stop and Go (Table of Contents: 24)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 25)

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Dan Brown (signed as Dan Q. Brown)
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It's my impression of a dry martini!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A painter portrays a nude woman holding a dry martini.

[Removing Tracks] (Table of Contents: 26)

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Courtney Dunkel (signed as Dunkel)
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Genre
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A man leaves dirty tracks on a floor. The woman who just cleaned the floor makes him remove his tracks. He walks on his hands to avoid creating more tracks.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 27)

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Mess Sgt.: Do you eat steak?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 28)

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Don Fitzgerald (signed)
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Knots to you, sailor!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman rejects a sailor by saying "knots to you."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 29)

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Gene Rowls (signed as Gene Rowls)
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First Line of Dialogue or Text
Tell me, Bill, how can you look so clean - yet laugh so dirty?
Genre
humor
Characters
Bill
Synopsis
Bill's girlfriend wonders how he looks so clean yet laugh so dirty.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 30)

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Reamer Keller (signed as RK)
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My boss always fires me in August.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman's boss fires her every August to keep himself cool.
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Back Talk (Table of Contents: 31)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 32)

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Here I am trying to be nice to you...
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman slapped a soldier in the face when he grabbed her.
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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 33)

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Certainly I know right from wrong - which do you want?
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman confirms to her boyfriend that she knows right from wrong and asks which he'd prefer.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 34)

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Don't ask for details, but the Admiral had a problem...
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor boasts he solved the admiral's problem. He's referring to swabbing the deck.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 35)

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Harvey Johnson (signed as Harvey Johnson)
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I'll bet you hate to do K.P.!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman assumes an officer hates to do K.P.

Trigger Crazy (Table of Contents: 36)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 37)

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That's what comes of playing tic-tac-toe on the blueprints!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A tic-tac-toe game on army blueprints has resulted in the construction of a giant tic-tac-toe board in a building.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 38)

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I'll wear a red carnation so that you'll know me -
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A sailor with an enormous beard intends to make himself distinctive by wearing a red carnation.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 39)

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Chester Garde
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A sailor is called a 'gob' and a WAVE is a 'gab'!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A little boy calls WAVEs "gabs."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 40)

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Gert: How is that wrist watch I gave you?
Genre
humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 41)

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As you were.
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
After her mother leaves the room a woman tells her soldier boyfriend "as you were."

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 42)

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-And this man is love-sick, so I've prescribed nurse as a tonic!
Genre
humor; medical
Synopsis
A physician prescribed a nurse as tonic for love-sickness.

Sassy Stuff (Table of Contents: 43)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 44)

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Have we got faith in this?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A perfume salesman is so certain of his product it comes with a marriage license.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 45)

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I'm tired - do you mind if we dance this one out?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman is tired of kissing and asks her boyfriend to dance out their energy.

[Parachute Handkerchief] (Table of Contents: 46)

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Ali (signed)
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Ali (signed)
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Ali (signed)

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A woman drops a handkerchief with a tiny parachute near a soldier.
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Worm Turns (Table of Contents: 47)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 48)

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That flying tiger's claws needed clipping!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman hit a Flying Tiger who was groping at her.
Keywords
Flying Tigers

[Killing Fly with Gun] (Table of Contents: 49)

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Courtney Dunkel (signed as Dunkel)
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Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman pulls out a gun to shoot a fly.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 50)

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Have you ever tried counting sheep, Mr. Wilson?
Genre
humor
Characters
Mr. Wilson
Synopsis
A man complains that his girlfriend's father is still awake when he's trying to romance her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 51)

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Roy Fish (signed as Roy Fish)
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C'mon, who cares if we do put on a few pounds?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
During wartime, no one cares if women put on a few pounds.

Listening in (Table of Contents: 52)

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[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 53)

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Well, girls, I really don't know where to begin.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor finds himself mobbed by four women.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 54)

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Maybe you'd rather play cribbage, or something?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman asks her sailor boyfriend if he'd rather play cribbage than kiss her.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 55)

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How would you like to be my first mate?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor asks his girlfriend if she'd like to be his first mate.

Daffynitions (Table of Contents: 56)

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[Soldier Buys a Ring] (Table of Contents: 57)

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Chester Garde
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Chester Garde

Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A soldier buys a ring then proposes to the clerk who sold it to him.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 58)

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So! -You came out here to save a quarter!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A little brother is outraged that his sister and her boyfriend went outside to avoid paying him a quarter to leave them alone.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 59)

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Girl: Since when do they issue spats to soldiers?
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humor

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 60)

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Oh, we were just playing Yank and Jap, sir!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A male and female soldier claim they were playing 'Yank and Jap' together.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 61)

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How can he take after you like that?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A sailor's son floods the bathroom to play with his toy boat.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 62)

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Suppose you think you're smart making my husband instructor of the Waves!
Genre
humor; military
Synopsis
A wife is outraged that her husband is instructing the WAVEs.

Sharp Retorts (Table of Contents: 63)

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Don't mind him - he's the strong silent type.
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A woman has her date chaperoned by her dog.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 65)

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It's not often she's in the mood and I gotta take advantage of it!
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A man stops his car in the middle of traffic so he can enjoy romance with his girlfriend.

[Ann Miller] (Table of Contents: 66)

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Indexer Notes

On inside back cover.

[no title indexed] (Table of Contents: 67)

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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
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Bill Wenzel (signed as Wenzel)
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I'm the inquiring reporter from Yank... the question today is... How about a date?
Genre
humor
Synopsis
A reporter from Yank asks a woman for a date.

Indexer Notes

On back cover.

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Table of Contents
  1. 0. ["Don't forget, soldier, we're puppets in the hands of fate!"]
  2. 1. [Linda Darnell]
  3. 2. [Title Page and Credits]
  4. 3. ["Going... going..."]
  5. 4. After Dark Howls
  6. 5. ["O. K. - how much do you weigh?"]
  7. 6. ["I've already got a girl in this port, baby, but you can be her stand-in!"]
  8. 7. ["You brute! This was mother's wedding gift to us!"]
  9. 8. ["Did you hear about the gob who fell asleep on his watch?"]
  10. 9. ["Want to really get warmed up, soldier?"]
  11. 10. ["Is Janie expecting you?"]
  12. 11. Camp Pains
  13. 12. ["So what's in the regulations against it?"]
  14. 13. ["It's a fascinating murder."]
  15. 14. ["Will ya play ball with us?"]
  16. 15. Cheerful Earfulls
  17. 16. ["You take the large economy size."]
  18. 17. ["Nobody loves me, doctor!"]
  19. 18. ["Collaborationist!!!"]
  20. 19. [Sailor and Slot Machine]
  21. 20. After Thoughts
  22. 21. ["I won't be a moment!"]
  23. 22. ["Going my way?"]
  24. 23. ["But we're strangers - I'd feel better if someone introduced us first."]
  25. 24. Stop and Go
  26. 25. ["It's my impression of a dry martini!"]
  27. 26. [Removing Tracks]
  28. 27. ["Mess Sgt.: Do you eat steak?"]
  29. 28. ["Knots to you, sailor!"]
  30. 29. ["Tell me, Bill, how can you look so clean - yet laugh so dirty?"]
  31. 30. ["My boss always fires me in August."]
  32. 31. Back Talk
  33. 32. ["Here I am trying to be nice to you..."]
  34. 33. ["Certainly I know right from wrong - which do you want?"]
  35. 34. ["Don't ask for details, but the Admiral had a problem..."]
  36. 35. ["I'll bet you hate to do K.P.!"]
  37. 36. Trigger Crazy
  38. 37. ["That's what comes of playing tic-tac-toe on the blueprints!"]
  39. 38. ["I'll wear a red carnation so that you'll know me -"]
  40. 39. ["A sailor is called a 'gob' and a WAVE is a 'gab'!"]
  41. 40. ["Gert: How is that wrist watch I gave you?"]
  42. 41. ["As you were."]
  43. 42. ["-And this man is love-sick, so I've prescribed nurse as a tonic!"]
  44. 43. Sassy Stuff
  45. 44. ["Have we got faith in this?"]
  46. 45. ["I'm tired - do you mind if we dance this one out?"]
  47. 46. [Parachute Handkerchief]
  48. 47. Worm Turns
  49. 48. ["That flying tiger's claws needed clipping!"]
  50. 49. [Killing Fly with Gun]
  51. 50. ["Have you ever tried counting sheep, Mr. Wilson?"]
  52. 51. ["C'mon, who cares if we do put on a few pounds?"]
  53. 52. Listening in
  54. 53. ["Well, girls, I really don't know where to begin."]
  55. 54. ["Maybe you'd rather play cribbage, or something?"]
  56. 55. ["How would you like to be my first mate?"]
  57. 56. Daffynitions
  58. 57. [Soldier Buys a Ring]
  59. 58. ["So! -You came out here to save a quarter!"]
  60. 59. ["Girl: Since when do they issue spats to soldiers?"]
  61. 60. ["Oh, we were just playing Yank and Jap, sir!"]
  62. 61. ["How can he take after you like that?"]
  63. 62. ["Suppose you think you're smart making my husband instructor of the Waves!"]
  64. 63. Sharp Retorts
  65. 64. ["Don't mind him - he's the strong silent type."]
  66. 65. ["It's not often she's in the mood and I gotta take advantage of it!"]
  67. 66. [Ann Miller]
  68. 67. ["I'm the inquiring reporter from Yank... the question today is... How about a date?"]
This issue was modified by
  • Michael Hoskin
  • Gary L. Watson (R.I.P.)