Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez; Matt Senreich; Doug Goldstein
Dr. Doom; Uatu; Thing; Franklin Richards; Brittany Spears; Dr. Strange; Namor; Hulk; Silver Surfer; Boss Hogg; Green Goblin; Iron Man; Ghost Rider [Fonzie]; Kang the Conquerer; Man-Thing; Punisher; Spider-Man; Thor; Sarge Joseph Getraer; May Parker; Spock; Bucky; Galactus; Professor Xavier
When Uatu warns Thing that Doom may be up to something at the mall, Thing goes and takes Franklin. They crush Brittany Spears with the Fantasticar. The Defenders have locked their keys in the car and Iron Man beats up a busboy he thinks is the Mandarin. Hulk blows out Ghost Rider's flame. No one wants Doom's signature. Franklin bursts into flames when he touches Man-Thing. There is a line to meet Brittany Spears, but she is dead, so Thing puts on a wig and pretends to be her. Aunt May cuts and Punisher beats her up.