Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein; Bill Jenson
Spider-Man; Hulk; J. Jonah Jameson; Thing; Mephisto; Charlie Brown; Snoopy; Beetle Bailey; Sarge Snorkle; Cookie; May Parker; Dr. Doom; Chief Chirpa; Wicket; Logray
Hulk runs through the bathroom with a bloody bag while Spider-Man is reading the Daily Bugle on the toilet. The headlines: "Spider-Man: Menace!" "'Panty Bandit' Still at Large," "A Devilish Good Time," "Megoville XFL Franchise 'Flourishing,'" "Up in Arms," and "Chief Chirpa Missing." Features include comics, horoscopes, and an ad. The ewoks show up and roast Hulk for killing Chirpa.