Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Doug Goldstein; Bill Jenson
Spider-Man; Hulk; Thing; Thing; Lizard; Wicked Witch of the West; flying monkeys; Thor; Boss Hogg; Cy-Kill; Destroyer; Leader; Megatron; Punisher
Spider-Man and Hulk go to Hooters to see the Autobots. The have to go through a protest line. Inside, Lizard is eating flying monkey wings, who traded them for money for a Nintendo. Hulk is going to get the Transformers to sign his butt. Spider-Man and Hulk's waitress is Thor. Boss Hogg introduces the Autobots, who are really the Go-Bots. Hulk crushes them in anger. He shares wings with Megatron and the Lizard.