Spider-Man; Cobra Commander; Storm Shadow; Flint; Scarlett; Greedo; Han Solo; Roadblock; Baroness; Doikk Na'ts; Ortolan; Obi-Wan Kenobi; wompa; Dr. Strange; Human Torch; Thing; Cyclops; Iron Man; Bucky; Vision; Hulk; Thor; Yoda; Anakin Skywalker; Kit Fisto; Oola; Padmé Amidala; Darth Sidious; Scarlet Spider; Taun We; Plo Koon; Saesee Tiin; Jango Fett; Boba Fett; Mace Windu; C-3PO; Admiral Ackbar; Jar Jar Binks
Spider-Man is in the stands during the fight of Geonosis. He jumps into the ring and begins to explain the problems with the movie. Some of his complaints are too many similar death scenes, Padmé falling and not dying, and Jango being a stupid name. Anakin is seated next to Tuskan Raiders. Palpatine calls his army of Spider-Man clones. Hulk uses Taun We to clean his ears. Jango Fett is beheaded, and C-3PO makes dumb jokes. The orcs join the frey. Elsewhere, Jar Jar pens a letter to George Lucas.