- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Rob Bricken; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez
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- Matt Senreich; Doug Goldstein
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- humor
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- Spider-Man; Morpheus; Hulk; Thing; Bucky; Scarlet Witch; Lizard; secretary; Cookie Monster
- Synopsis
- Spider-Man is awoken by mysterious messages, but he ignores them. Morpheus arrives to tell him about the Matrix, but he takes the blue pill. Hulk then takes the red pill and is sucked away. Morpheus persists with Spider-Man, knocking over the walls and showing him the real world: the Toyfare offices. He introduces him to the other freedom fighters; then takes him to the Oracle, Cookie Monster. The freedom fighters battle for freedom by sabotaging the Toyfare staff office. The staff kicks them out, Morpheus is killed, and Spider-Man returns. Elsewhere, Hulk is now the new editor.
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- Keywords
- action figures; apocalyptic future; cookie; copyright infringement; fourth wall; Fritos; fumetti; Jamie Lee Curtis; Northstar; Paul Reubens; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; wheatcakes
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- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- I dunno.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Mystique; Captain Picard
- Synopsis
- Captain Picard impersonates Professor Xavier.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; lapdances
The Mystique figure is from X-Men Movie by Toy Biz and the Captain Picard figure is from Star Trek Nemesis by Art Asylum.
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- Uh, so, I don't think you should be drinking.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Superman; Harry Potter
- Synopsis
- Superman doesn't think Harry should be drinking.
- Keywords
- action figures; alcohol; Big Shot; fumetti
The Superman figure is from Justice League by Mattel and the Harry Potter figure is from Harry Potter by Mattel.
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- Dobby must help Jean Grey!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Dobby; Jean Grey
- Synopsis
- Dobby must save Jean Grey.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
The Dobby figure is from Harry Potter by Mattel and the Jean Grey figure is from X-Men Movie by Toy-Biz.
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- You know what's great about Bill Cosby?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Grimlock; velociraptor
- Synopsis
- Grimlock and the velociraptor are from different generations.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; Bill Cosby; fumetti; generation gap
The Grimlock figure is from Transformers by Hasbro and the velociraptor figure is from Jurassic Park by Kenner.
- Script
- Big Steve Vool
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- So if I fit in this trash can, and you kick it all the way to Times Square, and I don't fall out... then I get to be an Avenger?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Spider-Man; Thor
- Synopsis
- Thor stuffs Spider-Man in a garbage can.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; garbage can
The Thor figure is from Marvel Legends by Toy Biz and the Six-Armed Spider-man figure is from Spider-man by Toy-Biz.
The script was submitted to the "Blank Shot" contest at the Toyfare website. Big Steve Cool was the winner.
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- Damn!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Lion-O; Cobra Commander; Destro
- Synopsis
- Destro street dances.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; street dancing