- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez
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- Matthew Senreich (credited as Matt Senreich); Doug Goldstein
- Genre
- military
- Characters
- Cobra Commander; Detro; Baroness; Zartan; Roadblock; Shipwreck; Serpentor; Buzzer; Ripper; Torch; Snake Eyes; Skeletor; He-Man; Tomax; Xamot; Major Bludd; Mindbender
- Synopsis
- Cobra Commander is woken up in the middle of the night by Destro and the Baroness playing tennis. He steals Bludd's sandwich and reads Toyfare. He plays with the weather dominator, messing up the weather for the Joes. Serpentor beets him at Scrabble. He tries on different hats, yells at the Dreadnoks for doing donuts in the yard, and flips off Snake Eyes. He watches Trading Spaces and falls asleep on the couch. Tomax and Xamot use the opportunity to draw on his mask.
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- Keywords
- action figures; fourth wall; fumetti; motorcycles; prank; Scrabble; tennis; Trading Spaces; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
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- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- You mean all the pain and anguish I've felt my entire life wasn't necessary?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Beast Man; Moss Man
- Synopsis
- Moss Man consoles Beast Man.
- Keywords
- action figures; fumetti
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- When I say 'Clean the kitchen,' I mean it!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Daredevil; Electra
- Synopsis
- Daredevil yells at Electra.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
The Daredevil figure is from Spider-Man Classics by Toy Biz and the Electra figure is from Marvel Select by Diamond Select.
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- Run!
- Genre
- humor; adventure; science fiction
- Characters
- Luke Skywalker; Dr. Who; David Copperfield
- Synopsis
- David Copperfield's sex change operation has gone wrong.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; flowers; fumetti
The Luke Skywalker figure is from Star Wars by Hasbro, the Dr. Who figure is from Dr. Who by Dapol, and the David Cooperfield figure is Lieutenant Sparks from Steel by Kenner.
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- Next time, on 'Bruce Banner, World's Worst Veterinarian'...
- Genre
- humor; adventure; science fiction
- Characters
- Bruce Banner; tantaum
- Synopsis
- Bruce Banner performs a medical on a tantaum.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; veterinarian
The Bruce Banner figure is from Pocket Super Heroes by Mego and the tantaum figure is from Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back by Kenner.
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- But my parents will be here any minute!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Amura Ray; King Muscle
- Synopsis
- King Muscle won't leave Amura's house.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; pants
The Amura Ray figure is from Gundam by Bandai and the King Muscle figure is from Ultimate Muscle by Bandai.
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- Wow...
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Tswana; Logan
- Synopsis
- Tswana and Logan are on Trading Spaces.
- Keywords
- action figures; beige; Big Shot; fumetti; Trading Spaces
The Tswana figure is from Realm of the Claw by Stan Winston Creations and the Logan figure is from X-Men by Toy-Biz.
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- *Sniff sniff*
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Flash; Steve Irwin
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
The Flash figure is from JLA by Mattel and the Steve Irwin figure is from Crocodile Hunter by N2 Toys.
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- Did you see the look on that cat's face before the meteor hit it?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Terry Kenyon; Trap Jaw
- Synopsis
- A meteor kills a cat.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; meteor
The Terry Kenyon figure is from Ultimate Muscle by Bandai and the Trap Jam figure is from Masters of the Universe by Mattel.
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- That was great, Piotr.
- Genre
- humor; adventure; romance; science fiction; superhero
- Characters
- Sailor Moon; Piotr Rasputin; Magneto
- Synopsis
- Piotr doesn't need Viagra when Magneto is around.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; Viagra
The Sailor Moon figure is from Sailor Moon by Bandai, the Piotr Rasputin figure is from Giant-Sized X-Men by Toy Biz; and the Magneto figure is from Marvel Legends by Toy-Biz.
- Script
- Ken Peters
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- You said, 'I want 30 points of articulation'.
- Genre
- superhero
- Characters
- Beast Man; Spider-Man
- Synopsis
- Spider-Man's 30 points of articulation doesn't help him in space.
- Keywords
- action figures; articulation; Big Shot; Blank Shot; fumetti; space
The Beast Man figure is from Masters of the Universe by Mattel and the Spider-man figure is from Spider-man Classics by Toy-Biz.
The script was submitted to the "Blank Shot" contest at the Toyfare website.
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- I demand to speak to your manager!
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Batman; Clark Kent
- Synopsis
- Batman eats a newspaper.
- Keywords
- action figures; Daily Planet; fumetti