Toyfare: The Toy Magazine
#78
[Cover 1 - Batman]
(February 2004)
Wizard Entertainment,
1997 Series
- Price
- 4.99 USD; 6.95 CAD
- Pages
- 116
- Indicia Frequency
- monthly
- On-sale Date
- 2004-12
- Publisher's Age Guidelines
- Not Intended for All Ages
- Indicia / Colophon Publisher
- Gareb Shamus Enterprises, Inc.
- Brand
- Wizard
- Barcode
- 074470038085 02
- Editing
- Pat McCallum (vice president/editor-in-chief, Wizard Entertainment editorial); Joe Yanarella (senior managing editor, Wizard Entertainment editorial); Matthew Senreich (editorial direction, Wizard Entertainment editorial); Mike Searle (executive editor, Wizard Entertainment editorial); Douglas Goldstein (senior editor, Toyfare: The Toy Magazine); Zach Oat (editor, Toyfare: The Toy Magazine); Justin Aclin (associate editor, Toyfare: The Toy Magazine); Adam Patyk (associate editor, Toyfare: The Toy Magazine)
Issue Notes
The on sale year and month are taken from the previous issue.
This issue shipped with two covers.
This issue has variants:Keywords crazy credits
This issue shipped with two covers.
This issue has variants:
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
Electile Dys-Func-Tion
photo story / 7 pages
- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez; Matthew Senreich; Doug Goldstein
- Pencils
- ? (photo)
- Inks
- ? (photo)
- Colors
- ? (photo)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Boss Hogg; Arnold Schwarzenegger; Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver; Professor Xavier; Stephen Hawking; George W. Bush; Mr. Fantastic; Thing; Thomas Jefferson; Glenn Beck; Curt Conners; Wormtongue; Storm; Predator; Northstar; Banshee; Ruth Bader Ginsburg; Clarence Thomas
- Synopsis
- When Mayor Hogg is arrested, Megoville has a special election for his replacement. Arnold Schwarzenegger decides to run and so does George W. Bush, even though he is still the president of the United States. Mr. Fantastic is worried about the consequences, and brings back America's third greatest president, Thomas Jefferson, to run against him. Also running is Curt Conners and Predator. Jefferson goes on with Glenn Beck, Bush campaigns, and Jefferson hits on Storm. Schwarzenegger and Predator debate. In the end, Bush wins with 32% of the votes, even though Schwarzenegger has 58%.
- Reprints
-
in Twisted Toyfare Theatre (Wizard Entertainment, 2001 series) #4 (2004), #4 (2004)
-
- Keywords
- action figures; Air Force One; Bowflex; Cosmic Treadmill; Cracker Barrel; Crom; Daily Bugle; fumetti; Morticia Addams; Rohan; Sarah Connor; Skeletor; T3; Texas Rangers; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; white hand of Saruman
[no title indexed]
cartoon / 0.28 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Throw me the idol, I'll throw you your foot!
- Synopsis
- He has his foot.
- Keywords
- Alfred Molina; figures; fumetti
[no title indexed]
Transformers / cartoon / 0.22 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Wait a minute, Rodimus!
- Genre
- humor; science fiction
- Characters
- Convoy; Rodimus Convoy
- Synopsis
- Convoy wants Rodimus to be his headmaster.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
Indexer Notes
The Convoy figure is from Transfomers Mega SDF by Takara and the Rodimus Convoy figure is from Transformers MyClone by Takara.
[no title indexed]
Fantastic Four / cartoon / 0.22 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- What the hell are you so mad about?
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Galactus; Silver Surfer
- Synopsis
- Silver Surfer is mad about Felicity
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; Felicity; fumetti
Indexer Notes
The Galactus figure is from Fantastic Four by Toy Biz and the Silver Surfer figure is from Marvel MiniMates by Art Asylum/Diamond Select.
[no title indexed]
Hulk / cartoon / 0.22 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Raargh!
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Hulk; David Banner
- Synopsis
- Dinner is better at Hulk's mom's house.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; milk; pizza
Indexer Notes
The Hulk figure is from Marvel MiniMates by Art Asylum/Diamond Select Toys and the David Banner figure is from Hulk by Toy Biz.
[no title indexed]
G.I. Joe [Hasbro] / cartoon / 0.22 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Eh.
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Snake Eyes; Bazooka
- Synopsis
- Snake Eyes can talk.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; Sporty Spice
Indexer Notes
The figures are from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero by Hasbro.
[no title indexed]
Batman; Justice League / cartoon / 0.22 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- So, whadda you thing?
- Genre
- humor; superhero
- Characters
- Martian Manhunter; Robin; Green Lantern
- Synopsis
- Martian Manhunter and Robin have a band.
- Keywords
- action figures; band; Big Shot; fumetti
Indexer Notes
The Martian Manhunter figure is from Justice League by Mattel, the Robin figure is from Silver Age Batman and Robin by DC Direct, and the Green Lantern figure is from Kingdom Comm by DC Direct.
[no title indexed]
Thundercats; Trigun / cartoon / 0.22 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Aah!
- Genre
- humor; anthropomorphic-funny animals
- Characters
- Mumm-Ra; Vash
- Synopsis
- Mumm-Ra has something in his shoulder.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
Indexer Notes
The Mumm-Ra figure is from Thundercats by UN and the Vash figure is from Trigun by Kaiyodo.
[no title indexed]
SKUMM; Go-Bots / cartoon / 0.22 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Uh... nice bike, dude!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Biohazard; Cy-Kill; Leader-1
- Synopsis
- Leader-1 is using Cy-Kill as a motorcycle.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; motorcycle
Indexer Notes
The Biohazard figure is from SKUMM by X-Concepts and the Cy-Kill and Leader-1 figures are from Go-Bots by Tonka.
[no title indexed]
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe / cartoon / 0.22 page
- First Line of Dialogue or Text
- Honest, I thought it was that damn Foghorn Leghorn giving me crap again.
- Genre
- humor; sword and sorcery
- Characters
- Skeletor; eagle
- Synopsis
- Skeletor thought the eagle was Foghorn Leghorn.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; Blank Shot; Foghorn Leghorn; fumetti
Indexer Notes
The script was submitted to the "Blank Shot" contest at the Toyfare website.
The Cold War
G.I. Joe [Hasbro] / comic story / 1 page
- Script
- ?
- Pencils
- ? (screencaps from the G. I. Joe cartoon)
- Inks
- ? (screencaps from the G. I. Joe cartoon)
- Colors
- ? (screencaps from the G. I. Joe cartoon)
- Letters
- typeset
- Genre
- humor; military
- Characters
- Serpentor; Cobra Commander; Baroness; Mindbender; Firefly; Snowjob
- Synopsis
- Cobra and G.I. Joe fight in the snow.
- Reprints
- Keywords
- Boggart; Eminem; screencaps; Slideshow; snow; snow pants
Indexer Notes
This comic is screenshots of the G.I. Joe with different dialogue added.
Editing
Related Scans
Series Information
Table of Contents
-
1.
Electile Dys-Func-Tion
-
2.
["Throw me the idol, I'll throw you your foot!"]
-
3.
["Wait a minute, Rodimus!"]
Transformers -
4.
["What the hell are you so mad about?"]
Fantastic Four -
5.
["Raargh!"]
Hulk -
6.
["Eh."]
G.I. Joe [Hasbro] -
7.
["So, whadda you thing?"]
Batman; Justice League -
8.
["Aah!"]
Thundercats; Trigun -
9.
["Uh... nice bike, dude!"]
SKUMM; Go-Bots -
10.
["Honest, I thought it was that damn Foghorn Leghorn giving me crap again."]
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe -
11.
The Cold War
G.I. Joe [Hasbro]
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