- Script
- Pat McCallum; Tom Root; Zach Oat; Justin Aclin; Adam Patyk; Jon Gutierrez; Matt Senreich; Doug Goldstein
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- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Jon; Ponch; Coy; Vance; Boss Hogg; Michael Knight; KITT; Hunter [Matt Trakker]; Skeletor; Panthor; Captain America; Bucky; Shipwreck; Scarlett; Snake Eyes; Timber; Duke; Cobra Commander; Storm Shadow; Mindbender; Northstar; Banshee; Dr. Doom; Danny Glover; Bumblebee; Thelma; Louise;
- Synopsis
- Jon and Ponch chase Coy and Vance on the motorcycles, but stop when the others drive off a cliff. Ponch throws Michael Knight in jail after KITT insults him. They also stop Hunter and Skeletor. They mediate a parade dispute between G.I. Joe and Cobra, while a gay pride parade takes place elsewhere. Dr. Doom gets off with diplomatic immunity. They boot Bumblebee. Thelma and Louise drive off the cliff. Bumblebee gets the chicks, Banshee and Northstar have a night of passion, Captain America and Panthor join forces, Hogg moves on, Knight gets married, and Glover never finds the cab.
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- action figures; angel dust; car boot; cars; Confederate flag; Coors lite; diplomatic immunity; driver's ed; Ferrari; fourth wall; fumetti; gay pride; George W. Bush; jail; Latveria; motorcycles; parade; Ram Man; taxi; Twisted Toyfare Theatre; wedding; wine cooler
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- Jay-Z, 'The Black Album.'
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Freeze; Moses
- Synopsis
- Freeze and Moses listen to music.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; phonograph; radio
The Freeze figure is from Body Rockers by Play Mind and the Mosese figure is from Bible Action Figures by Train Up a Child.
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- What're you hiding back there?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Serpentor; Cobra Commander
- Synopsis
- Cobra Commander tries to hide a cake from Serpentor.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; cake; fumetti
Both figures are from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero by Hasbro.
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- Hey, have you guys seen a talking dog?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Penny; Robin; Batman
- Synopsis
- Robin and Batman were attacked by Penny's dog.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; dog; fumetti
The Penny figure is from Inspector Gadget by Tiger Toys, the Robin figure is by DC Direct; and the Batman figure is from Batman by Mattel.
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- In about five, minutes, this buzz will be gone, this won't be a spaceship anymore, and that thing I just hit will be a dead wino instead of an ashteroid.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Shipwreck; Polly
- Synopsis
- Shipwreck hallucinates when he drinks.
- Keywords
- action figures; alcohol; asteroid; Big Shot; fumetti; wino
The figures are from G.I. Joe by Hasbro.
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- Now, you kick the can.
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Thundarr; Skeletor
- Synopsis
- Thundarr and Skeletor play "Kick the Can."
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; garbage can
The Thundarr figure is from Thundarr the Barbarian by Toynami and the Skeletor figure is from Masters of the Universe by Mattel.
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- Look, I didn't mean to unlock the box -- I just like puzzles!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man; Pinhead
- Synopsis
- The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man like puzzles.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; cemetery; fumetti; puzzles
The Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man figure is from The Real Ghostbusters by Kenner and the Pinhead figure is from Hellraiser by NECA.
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- Timothy Wallis
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- Crickey!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Optimus Prime; Twiki
- Synopsis
- Optimus Prime is the Crocodile Hunter.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; Blank Shot; Crocodile Hunter; fumetti
The Optimus Prime figure is from Mega SCF by Takara and the Twiki figure is from Buck Rogers by Mego.
The script was submitted to the "Blank Shot" contest at the Toyfare website.
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- ? (screencaps from the Spider-Man cartoon)
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- Daredevil [Matt Murdock]; Spider-Man [Peter Parker]; Felicia Hardy; May Parker
- Synopsis
- Daredevil uses his superpowers to find teenagers illegally downloading music. He kicks Spider-Man in the kidney because he was one of those teenagers. He then represents him in court, but Peter Parker is convicted.
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- Keywords
- Jay-Z; Michael Jackson; porn; screencaps; Slideshow
This comic is screenshots of the Spider-Man cartoon with different dialogue added.