Pat McCallum (credited as Master Shake) (VP & editor-in-chief, Wizard Entertainment editorial); Joe Yanarella (credited as Captain Murphy) (senior managing editor, Wizard Entertainment editorial); Matthew Senreich (credited as Reducto) (editorial direction, Wizard Entertainment editorial); Mike Searle (credited as Moltar) (executive editor, Wizard Entertainment editorial); Douglas Goldstein (credited as Brak’s Dad) (senior editor, Toyfare: The Toy Magazine); Zach Oat (credited as Bizarro Quinn) (editor, Toyfare: The Toy Magazine); Justin Aclin (credited as Zapp Brannigan) (associate editor, Toyfare: The Toy Magazine); Adam Patyk (credited as MC P Pants) (associate editor, Toyfare: The Toy Magazine)
The individual issues of this series are each less than 50% comics. Only
comics sequences are indexed and cover scans are accepted only if the issue has 10% indexed comics content.
humor; military; sword and sorcery; fantasy-supernatural; science fiction
Characters
Cobra Commander [Golobulus]; Megatron; Skeletor; Gargamel; Azrael; Calcium-Deficient Smurf; Beast Man; Mekaneck; Prince Adam [He-Man]; Skinkor; Cy-Kill; Darth Vader; General Nguyễn Ngọc Loan; Nguyễn Văn Lém; Major Bludd; Baron Karza
Synopsis
Cobra Commander, Megatron, Skeletor, and Gargamel play Risk. They tell stories. Gargamel tells the story about how he caught and ate a Smurf. It gave him a high. Skeletor thinks about when he ate Mekaneck. Megatron implies he will blow up the planet if he loses. Skeletor tells of how he captured Adam and then He-Man beat him. They all hide when Cy-Kill arrives, and Cobra Commander tells about when he shared an elevator with Darth Vader. Skeletor burns the skin off the pizza boy's head. They win a prize for the millionth "Apocalypse Now" parody. Azrael eats and poops out Baron Karza.