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- Justin Aclin; Jon Gutierrez; Rob Bricken; Sean T. Collins; T. J. Dietsch; Jesse Thompson
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- Genre
- humor
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- Snake Eyes; Scarlett; Duke; Cobra Commander; Baroness; Storm Shadow; Ripcord
- Synopsis
- G.I. Joe and COBRA are both at a high school career day. They realize they all attended high school together. Twenty years ago, Duke was the cool kid who trapped Cobra Commander in lockers. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow were enemies since they were babies. Cobra Commander's brother killed Snake Eyes' family. In the present Duke wonders how he forgot. They debate which side are bigger assholes.
- Keywords
- action figures; fumetti; Joseph P. Cotton High School; pranks; Risk; Twisted Toyfare Theatre
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- Any luck getting cell reception?
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Catra; Scotty
- Synopsis
- Scotty is having difficulty getting cell reception.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; cell phone; fumetti
The Catra figure is from Princess of Power by Mattel and the Scotty figure is Mirror Universe Scotty from Star Trek: The Original Series by Diamond Select Toys.
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- Hey, you kids!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Hierophant; Northland; Zarak
- Synopsis
- Northland and Zarak won't stay off Hierophant's lawn.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
The Hierophant figure is from House of the Dead by Palisades Toys and the Northland and Zarak figures are from Advanced Dungeons & Dragons by LJN.
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- But if I were rock candy, how could I talk?
- Genre
- humor
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- Crystar; Mr. Fixit
- Synopsis
- Mr. Fixit is going to eat Crystar.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti; M&Ms
The Crystar figure is from Crystar by Remco and the Mr. Fixit figure is from Hulk by Toy Biz.
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- Get over here!
- Genre
- humor
- Characters
- Scorpion; Sub-Zero
- Synopsis
- Scorpion orders Sub-Zero around.
- Keywords
- action figures; Big Shot; fumetti
The Scorpion and Sub-Zero figures are from Mortal Kombat by Jazwares.