Betty Brant; J. Jonah Jameson; Venom [Eddie Brock]; Hobgoblin [Ned Leeds]; Man-Wolf [John Jameson]; Golden Age Spider-Man; Spider-Woman; Doc Brown;
When J. Jonah Jameson makes his staff work Christmas, John decides to teach him the true meaning of Christmas. He appears as the ghost of Christmas past. They go back to when he was a newsie fighting for rights, and was beaten up by Golden Age Spider-Man. Then in the present John tries to show him Spider-Man doing something good, but instead they show him in Jonah's house, drinking his wine and getting it on with Spider-Woman. The ghost of Christmas yet to come is Doc Brown, and he's taking him to the future, where John is driving Doc crazy.